Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>Tanya claimed
I'm still collecting requests for photoshop. I need to practice with it so give me a request and it will be done in time
Here
>>724066840
hello again
Rea are you around?
>>724067120
hi friend
how are you?
>>724066895
remove shorts
Chihiro Fujisaki has been claimed faglords
カラミチーマス
This is her
>>724066895
Shop on glasses.
>>724067220
I think I'm ok odd day and you?
>>724067094
*sip*
>>724067375
If you're not posting pics you're not claiming.
>>724066661
I'm yet to touch PH but it's on my backlog. The artstyle does look nice and the character designs look intriguing. Alice hair looks pretty.
>>724067516
no tears :(
>>724067639
ALICE HAIR A BEST
In my humble unbiased opinion
>>724067791
Actually, Tomoko has the best hair.
Fuckin losers
>>724067539
im doing pretty well today
>>724067639
but you never post pics of miku
>>724067886
>download (6).jpg
Wow, did you just take time out of your day to search up a image to put in this thread? Get out newfag.
>>724067852
>>724067791
Invalid, blonde is best.
>>724067905
only today?
>>724068105
Invalid, Seasonal.
>>724067852
he is right
>>724068106
actually for a little while now ive been getting progressively better
>>724068219
good to know if only old claimers came back too
>>724068515
anyone in particular?
>>724068617
peaches was the nicest I've seen he even drew ohayou faces for most claimers and that hank hill guy was fun I read all those posts on his voice
fun times
What is the best hair color in your opinion? Im blonde and think a black hair color is the best. Blue is very good too.
>>724068892
did you add me yet its pretty inconvenient for me to post here right now
>>724068982
>Blonde
>Black
>White (Gandolf mothefucker)
>Brown
>Red
Not a fan of anything else.
>>724068982
natural? red , brown and black
painted? fuck paint
>>724068982
Truly, any natural hair color is fine. Just watch out for bitches running around with rainbow colored hair.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
>>724069216
why? are you going to bed or something??
>>724069361
no im in fullscreen and i have to keep tabbing out
>>724069222
White can look nice
>>724069228
Yeah natural. I really dont like dyed red and thats the only one I have a real problem with. I guess green too.
>>724069348
Brown is probably my least favorite. I dont think they will be poisonous just a bit edgy or something. How have you been?
>>724069591
I don't like dyed anything!!
>>724069591
>Brown is probably my least favorite
Why?
It's just a joke.
I've been alright, classes aren't overwhelming just yet, and I finally got to act 4 in Diablo 2.
>>724069532
why are you in fullscreen? how adding you won't make you tab out?
>>724067916
See >>724067639
>>724067791
Her hair colour isn't too fascinating to me, since I prefer something more... unnatural in 2D. It's all about that hairstyle tho.
>>724069999
>Quads
Soon.
>>724069917
then i can use my phone to talk
>>724069999
i'm seeing it, what now?
>>724069812
How about just a streak of color?
>>724069887
Dont know. I just think brown is boring? Still never played diablo 2. act 4 is the last act right? I got drunk a few days ago. that was a thing.
>>724070169
I guess so.
Act 4 is the last act in the basic Diablo 2 game, with the expansion Lord of Destruction Blizzard added a 5th act where you fight Baal.
Was it your first time getting drunk? Did it put hair on your chest?
>>724070169
NO!!
>>724070106
I think that takes longer than tabbing out
>>724070467
it really doesnt and then i can still play while i type
>>724070564
what are you playing?
>>724070380
Is the dlc act better than diablo 3s? yeah ive only had sips off stuff before then. I had the sober friend pet my head for a while so I think thats a no.
>>724070398
Why?
>>724070564
who's your boyfriend?
>i'm better anyway, run away with me bby~ <3
>>724070097
>
>>724070136
Your argument was proven wrong.
>>724070765
DON'T CALL IT DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT, IT"S AN EXPANSION PACK!
And yes, Diablo 2's expansion pack adds content, new classes, and makes an A+ game into an SSS game.
>>724070614
games
>>724070826
no im never going to leave him
>>724070829
>>724070765
>>724070923
well duh
what games
>>724070765
looks trashy
>>724070918
Hm. Well its floating around somewhere for free at this point. May need to look into it. Is it worth playing solo?
>>724070936
Wolverine has good taste. Wonder if the new movie will be any good.
>>724071180
I dont know how about just one streak?
>>724071284
do you have one?
Shizune for me
>>724071284
It was originally meant to be played online using Blizzard's Battle.net, but it does offer some satisfaction when playing solo.
>>724070935
>>724067516
>Tanya
Eh, i could do better if i tried.
Anything else anyone?
>>724071466
no no no. Id never do something like that unless it was a one night thing you know?
>>724071533
Yeah I figured. so is it worth it solo or would I need to round up some people and find a way to play online?
>>724071616
Fair enough. Was expecting it to fit the style of the drawing but I can't complain.
>>724071616
add hair
>>724071754
>one night thing
slut
>>724072030
No i meant like the hair spray dye stuff not sex.
>>724071754
This was back when Blizzard made GAMES and not MONEY GRABS.
The game is solid as fuck solo. The only thing playing online or multiplayer adds is:
Stronger enemies
More loot
Someone to talk to
>>724072169
we could do both
>>724071806
I'm no wizard yet
>>724071921
To that?
>>724072369
yes to that
>>724071545
>>724072211
Hm. Alright Ill give it a spin when I cool down on For Honor.
>>724072234
Hello Mado how are you today?
>>724072354
But you dont like streaks. I also dont know you.
>>724072369
You did good, I will admit.
>I was half expecting uh to go into ms paint and draw on glasses
>>724072639
You*
>>724072498
spray for one night its fine and you don't have to know me
>>724072498
My throat hurts, and i have a headache.
>>724072683
Hm just as long as its not standard huh? I feel like I do.
>>724072736
Well take some meds and turn in early today okay? Headcolds suck.
>>724067456
> her
>>724072927
you can wear it for one night
what color do you like?
>>724070923
why not?
>>724073036
I like blue its my favorite color.
>>724072449
I was told to give you chibis
>>724072449
>long runners
>>724073201
ok you can wear that for a one lewd night
now where would you do it and how big?
>>724073300
That's Karen, not me.
>>724073350
>>724073391
I dont know really just along the top of my head not too thick.
>>724073445
Damnit, I knew it was a K, but I guessed the wrong one
>How likely are you to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague?
How likely are Jews and Muslims to die off tomorrow?
>>724073662
Its ok and barely better than 8.
>>724071921
>>724074023
Win10 is the slightly retarded child of Win7 and Win8
>>724073662
Part of win10 flaws were that it was released before it should have been, but it's bugs have been getting fixed at a steady pace.
I'd go as far as say that it's already better than 7 if it wasn't for the built in adware, lack of privacy and a couple of settings that should have a different default value.
Fite me.
>>724074089
>windows 8
Windows 8 is full retarded.
>>724074251
Win10 isn't bad. Truly, it's pretty decent.
The only issue I have with it is how much it tries to hold your hand. Not as bad as Vist, but wow.
Let me do what I want, computer. Even if it kills you.
>>724074603
It just wasn't a good fit for desktops. Tablets and Phones, on the other hand, were near perfect for Win8's stupid idea.
>>724073574
just one line?
>>724074751
That's a good way to put it, it's nice for tech dummies but please, I don't need protection from myself.
This one time my PC turned itself off and went on a 2 hour diagnosis after I tried to install a program with a crack that I was 100% sure it was safe and had used a million times before on win7 without problems.
>>724075233
Well yeah dont want to overdo it. one line or the whole head of hair.
>>724075299
nice hair
>>724070923
where are you
i still love you bby~
>>724075576
one will make you look cute for a night
not that you need it
>>724076246
It wouldnt be needed but it may be nice to mix it up
Claiming Toko again
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>724076461
Damn, when I'm drunk I start thinking about my ex-best friend.
Why am I even telling you this
>>724076461
welcome back.
>>724076676
because youre drunk?
>>724076676
Because you want to get your feelings off your chest?
>>724076786
Yeah, that makes sense
>>724076676
Best Dangan, right next to the swimming bimbo.
>>724076897
Yeah, I guess.
Damn, I hate bugging you guys drunk.
>>724076902
maybe dont post?
>>724076974
u're qt.
be my boyfriend so we can cuddle already
>>724077117
Yeah, right, sorry, I won't
>>724077261
its fine. You just dont seem happy to.
here
>>724076461
Hello.
>>724076783
I can't tell if that means you're sad or going to sleep with expectancy of nightmares.
>>724077450
that isnt a mug.
>>724077181
im not interested in anything right now sorry
>>724077354
Sorry to all of you, guys.
Yeah, I guess I'm not happy, not happy at all, sorry.
>>724077077
You aren't bugging anyone, everyone is welcome here.
>>724077645
shush
>>724076676
I'll be your friend
>>724077667
Youre fine to stay if you want its just you seem like you dont want to.
>>724077877
But its not the joke anymore. Its just s-cup then.
>>>>724076456
I guess you have to mix it up some times
>>724077718
Thanks, Anon, but it's just I know that nobody wants to see a drunktard in this thread
>>724077661
>>724070923
you said you had a boyfriend already, you liar.
you dislike me :(
>>724077450
*sip*
>>724077987
Yeah. Dont worry I wont do that anytime soon
>>724077964
I do, but I just think you guys don't, sorry.
>>724077917
Oh, hi, how are you doing?
>>724078322
nobody cares too much. youre not doing anything but apologizing
>>724078077
i dont dislike you dont worry
>>724078446
I guess that's one of my main problems.
Heh, I was going to say "sorry", but that'd only make it worse, right?
>>724078810
Heh, how bad it is if I can't even talk to anonymous people while being anonymous myself?
>>724077451
It means fuck my day. Its been.horrible and filled with no energy yet constant cooking.
>>724078810
Its fine. no worries at all
>>724078974
>>724078810
Man up faggots.
>>724075528
Sona Miku
>>724079079
Thanks, Tomofriend.
I better go now, guess.
>>724079273
alright see you around
>>724077033
I honestly really like Kirigiri
>>724079058
Have you seen a doc yet?
>>724079058
Sounds like you're pregnant. See an OB/GYN.
Signs you have a shit waifu
>she's from 2hu
>she's from kantai collection
>she's from TYPE MOON
>she's from Katawa Shoujo
>she has pink hair
>she's tsundere
>she's a monster girl
>she's a he
>she's a she(male)
>she's from a shounen (anime like AoT, DBZ, SAO, to name a few)
>she's from a SoL anime (Lucky Star, Keion, Watamote)
>she's a loli
>she's a bimbo
>her anime has serious same face
>her anime has a game
>she's from a VN
>she's into femdom
>she isn't from JoJo
>she isn't JoJo from that one episode of Battle Tendies where he crossdresses to sneak in a Nazi compound
>she isn't Elizabeth Joestar
>she isn't Kanna Kamui
>her anime was after 2013
>her anime was before 2013
>her anime came out in 2013
>you claim her
>>724079360
See you around too, Tomofriend
>>724079573
>>her anime was after 2013
>>her anime was before 2013
>>her anime came out in 2013
>>you claim her
Nice
>>724079374
I got my specialist to see me on the 22nd, best I can do. I know all I need is to cover the gap left by Humira. Until then Im getting some anti-nausea meds and I gotta try to power through. Days off are going to be hard to justify since we're so busy.
>>724079573
>
>Rory-sama
If you claim any of the following, please k your s, sir.
>Kuroki Tomoko
>Gasai Yuno
>Saber
>Rin Toosaka
>Haruhi chingchongling (forgot her name)
>Hirasawa Yui
>Nakano Azusa
>any RWBY character, essentially
>Rem
>Ram
>Ran
>RuriNeko
>Hatsune Miku, especially.
>Pitou from HxH
>Megumin
>Asuka Langley
>Rei whateverthefuckidcbecauseiveneverhavewatchedevangelion
>Konata whatchamacallit
>Chen. Fuck that guy. And Chen herself. Chen is a faggot
>>724080510
forced meme
>>724080473
Quality post
>>724080510
Nice feet
>>724080473
I'm coming Yui
>>724080680
Quality heresy, my friend.
Kill you'reself
>>724080776
I wanna lick all the k-ons feetsies and have them as my girlfriends.
>>724080018
Damn man, but I guess that's all you can do. Try not to keel over at work before then.
>>724081002
This place doesn't have the edge it used to :(
Reminder that if you don't want to marry all the Keion girls and do feet stuff then your gay and should just kill you'reself
>>724078415
good why are you drinking again??
>>724081002
>>724081397
>should of
>>724080659
Don't be new. Stop it.
>>724081496
God I wish that was me
>>724081646
same
>>724081496
>no buttholes
NOPE
>>724081517
awooo~ what's this?
>>724081813
where is konata ? be useful for once
>>724080473
>RuriNeko
Luckily that character does not exist.
>>724079363
Kyoko was a cutie, but remember.
>She was literally thrown in the trash.
>>724081496
OK, here's my OFFICIAL analysis of this image. Who would I want to lick first/the most? Ritsu, maybe. Because she looks like she would enjoy it. But then again, Mio, she looks like she would act tsundere about it. Like the cat ears episode. I don't think I would like Yui's. She looks eager and all, but that leg is definitely fucked up. Then there's Azusa. I'm not really a pedo, but if I got to lick the others after, I don't know. I'm down, probably. Problem is, I can't stop at licking Mugi's feet. She looks eager to breed and it makes my phallus stiff. But she would take delight in the feet licking. But I don't know. Back to Ricchan. In my opinion she's a pretty good character overall, if you're into tomboys. Mio is also pretty good if you like the flavour-of-season tsundere girl. But if you enjoy loli, then go for Azu-nyan. Again, Mio or Mugichan would be my best choice. Yui is pretty shit in my opinion.
Kappa
>>724081498
>>724081738
god my penis can't handle being this erect
most pls
>>724082880
-yawns and curls up beside the breadbox on the counter-
Every time the pace of these threads slow down it's because of the /waifu/ hivemind collectively whipping out their dick and jerkin' it to waifus.
>>724082992
Muh dick
*Not jerking off because feet stopped being a thing for me 2-3 years ago*
Teens are a more woke fetish anyway
>>724081002
Nah I don't feel like it
>>724081147
Hey Houki
>>724083536
I concur
>>724083587
Do you wish you were Homura in this pic?
>>724083699
>Not going full patrician with belly
>>724067135
Just got home, hi~
>>724083871
No, not any of the k-ons
Plus that's my waifu anyway.
So I'd rather homu be madoka and I be homu
>>724084210
Hi rea. work?
>>724084213
You don't have a say in this. This is bigger than you.
>>724084528
What?
Are you implying Madoka's gonna foot rape me in front of Homu?
>>724084742
Yes, I am indeed implying that.
>>724084213
So it needs to be strictly k-ons?
>>724084446
Yeah, but it's getting a little easier now that one my friends came back to life after being fucking sick and useless for a few weeks.
Rea-chan
>>724085001
yes
>>724084948
ew.
I'll bake next I guess
>>724085123
thats good. you were really stressed
>>724085557
Yeah he does most of the dirty work.
>>724085836
So what will you do for the rest of your night?
I'll bake now. 1 minute
NEW
>>724086140
NEW
>>724086140