This is Captain Janeway of the Starfleet vessel Voyager. We picked up a distress signal from this board. May we be of assistance?
>>724060974
>Captain Janeway
>>724060974
yeah, you answered the wrong signal my friend
Help, there's no coffee in this nebula!
>>724060974
who is this ImPOSTER>?
>>724060974
We have encountered a massive subspace faggotry field that has disabled our warp core. Niggers are coming out of a nearby wormhole and are overwhelming our weapons systems.
Tits or get the fuck out grandma.
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>>724061651
Captain, we're getting many mixed signals from the planet's surface.
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>>724061822
Ah-ha, you have fallen into our most devious and cunning trap you niggerjew.
>>724060974
For once please don't break the Prime Directive.
I really liked the premise of voyager and being stranded in the delta quadrant.
But goddamn Janeway was so fucking awful.
Half the cast was fucking awful.
Send 7... will assist us all
>>724062298
i dont quite understand sir, do you need to go to the sick bay?
Yes, Im having a small issue from rebellious Bajoran scum.
>>724062612
Fuck off Neelix.
>>724062298
awful? not at all
you didnt watch much st voyage did you?
Captain, we have picked up a village of trolls on the northern continent. Recommend we leave them alone and watch the mayhem from orbit.
>>724062683
Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>724060974
Tits or GTFO
>>724062843
All of them though it has been a long time ago.
>it's another chakotay episode!
>it's another holodeck in the 1930's episode!
>it's another Neelix episode!
>>724062683
My fucking sides.
>>724063071
sounds like a good show. way better sounding then that jj abrams dog shit
When Bajor sends it's people, they're not sending their best
>>724060974
We're like, the fucking Borg or some shit.
We wanna take over all your stuff despite the fact that all out shit is already better, we're gonna do it cos we're fucking space zombies.
I know we always say, "resistance is futile" and that, to give the impression that we're an unstoppable force, and every single time you've resisted us it's not been futile at all, and actually quite successful, but this time resistance is definitely futile.
So, y'know, just beam onto our Cube and we won't do anything till you kill one or two of us. Cos, resistance is futile. Seriously.
the best reason to watch Voyager
>>724060974
Greetings. We are a peaceful race of beings. Please send down your jews, cripples, and dark-haired crewmembers for a special welcome. It'll be a gas.
>hating voyager
>not wanting to protect his smile
>>724062298
Janeway was awful at the beginning; became one of the three best characters by the end (with the Doctor and Seven of Nine).
>>724062683
fukkin epic
>>724063565
Forgetting about me?
What happens in sick bay, stays in sick bay,
>>724063896
while the Doc did provide some quality comic relief. id much rather watch 7 of 9. hell most of the time just watching her walk around that ship in that down skintight uniform would get me hard !
>>724063896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Kf3_KJPtM
>>724064177
no kidding
on the other hand neelix was so annoying
>>724064280
yeah i would have happily killed him off within the first couple of episodes.
>>724063896
Oh shit, it's Eddie Quist the werewolf!
>>724063840
"AGAIN with the holodeck..."
>>724064209
Is that actually from an episode of Voyager?
>>724064280
Awful character. Except for that death episode.
>>724060974
Nah we good
>>724063541
I hear they don't come piecemeal but rather come in force, so forget about them invading to Earth with single ships.
when will we invent the food machines from star trek
OP here, I literally can't stop sucking dicks.
>>724064654
yes
>>724064867
and I literally can't stop rolling trips.
>>724060974
If you see Janeway. Fucking run. She will fucking suck your soul out your asshole.
>>724064807
When you stop touching yourself at night.You fuckig ultra faglord. If dubs kys
>>724064891
It really does go to show how starved we were of TV sci-fi at the time.
>>724060974
Hi Kathryn
I'm miserable all the time
Remember when I used to watch your adventures after school? Every day. Can you make everything be better like it seemed then again?