How can I experience real life SPH (small penis humiliation)? So far, my ideas include going to get a brazilian wax, getting a massage and accidentally knocking the towel off, and going to a nude beach. I need more ideas!
>I was in the pool!
>>724059855
Just look in the mirror.
just go to local college at night and flash girls
Post your small dick here
>>724060034
this
>>724059855
Craigslist asshole, wtf do you think the answer is? JFC, stop shit posting you fucking small dicked beta asshole cum muncher.
Join a gym and shamelessly walk around soft? I'm into sph but just having people I don't know see it doesn't do anything for me, even though some guys at my gym were packing. I've had girls blow me while telling me about their bigger exes and that was fun.
>>724060137
Agree!! I had my ex always tell me how big her other boys were while she blew my little cock
>>724060137
Post benis?
>>724059855
pro dommes, or sugar babies
i would consider myself an expert sugar daddy at this point, ask me anything about finding sugar babies
>>724059937
Yada yada yada.
>>724060248
Sorry, at work. If this thread magically lasts 2 and a half hours I will.
>>724059855
this dick has been shopped smaller, and dick on left shopped bigger
>>724060461
POst your kik
>>724060461
30 to go.
Join Fetlife.com I'm sure you can find someone that's into it
>>724060598
This dick has not been shopped.
>>724060696
that foreskin is disgusting
>cut master race
>>724060797
LOL, enjoy your mutilated dick.
>>724060850
>>724060682
>>724060679
>>724060248
Here's an old one from my phone. Apologies for low quality and messy floor. Don't have kik.
>>724061376
Hmm, not too small. Decent girth and about 5 inches?
>>724061475
About 5.5 when it's raging. 5" in girth as well. Being chubby makes it look about 3 inches when I'm not mashing my fat mound...
>>724061781
Yeah, you're kinda pushing is in there aren't you... still, you have nothing on me!
>>724060137
Most people in the gym won't probably care
>>724061781
But then you like that, don't you?
>>724059855
>how can I experience small penis humiliation
As a black guy, I wouldn't know.
That dude on the right's dick looks like a vagina that's been used to many times lmao
>>724062280
Thats Miku Abeno for anyone wondering.
she's a Japanese bbc lover that likes to make fun of Jap guys.
>>724062140
Oh they absolutely don't. I don't much either outside of sexual encounters.
>>724059855
Why does that tiny penis look like its emerging from a vagina?
>>724062126
Whoa
>>724062407
what kind of cuck cartoon is this.
>>724062190
I'd say where your thumb is about where the head of mine would stop. How big are you?
>>724062280
there ya go nigger
>>724062126
Jesus!!
>>724062592
Maybe I'd have another half inch or so past the thumb, actually...
>>724062629
photo shop
shamfur dispray
>>724062543
brickleberry lel
>>724062743
made by Daniel Tosh right?
He always talks about whites having small dicks.
Dude is a legit cuckold and closet fag.
>>724062592
>>724062686
8.5, so I think you're right. You'd come a bit bast the thumb.
>>724062511
>>724062633
Heh, thanks?
Personally I think sph is kinda retarded... but if you just wana expose yourself to women, the world naked bike ride cant be fucking beat. If you whip out your cock to random women you will end up a sex offender, if you get naked on a nude beach you most likely will just have a bunch of faggots gawking at you, but strip off at the wnbr and you will have women of all ages and types that wanted to see cock just hooting and hollering at you asking you to stop for pictures.
>>724063154
Yeah you're a lot bigger than me. Pics like this is are one of the only "real" reasons I'd want a bigger dick. I just think it'd be fun to have one I could flop out and swing around rather than my little rigid soda can cock.
>>724063576
That and events like bay to breakers. There's one guy who has a lot of pics floating around of chicks posing with his massive dong. just google "bay to breakers big dick" and you can figure it out. Some girls put it up to their faces or just grab it.
>>724063761
I guess it must be cool being into SPH. Helps you be happy with your size. Even I get jealous sometimes... I guess I always want to be the biggest someone's had.
>>724064077
Yeah I definitely get that. Sometimes I worry about girls not enjoying me as much but there's literally nothing to do about your own natural size. There are surely plenty of size queens out there though...
>>724062696
they're gonna make some beautiful blasians
blasians >>>> hapa
any idea on how to enlarge phallic member the natural way? anyone on here experienced with jelq's, i've heard it's a waste of time
>>724064660
I think if anything natural worked we'd all be walking around with 8 inchers and word would spread pretty fast.
>>724065180
seems logical, never thought about it this way, thank you for making my life easier anon
>>724059855
I never understood why dudes attach so much of their self worth to their dicks, and why "small dick humiliation" is a thing
Like if someone were to make fun of your dick size, like what the fuck are you supposed to say?
>Oh sorry nigga jesus didnt see fit to bless me with an anaconda, i wholeheartedly apologize for that shit
Also, barring like straight up micropenis shit where you've got a literal thimble for a dick (<2 inches) has anyone here actually had a girl walk out on them when they dropped their pants ready to fugg? Like I've got a modest 6 inches (6.5 at my absolute best) and at this point I'm pretty confident that if you get a girl to like you enough to go to your room, and get naked with you to fuck you, that no girl is gonna look at you like "lol not big enuf 4 me" and leave.
Granted, without that 9 inch long 6 inches around anaconda dick you won't be able to find some size queen and be like "ey bitch ride this literal beer bottle I have stashed in my pants" and have her be like "WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FANTASTIC IDEA, LETS DO IT" but I mean that's how you get AIDS anyway because you know whores like that just ride niggers like it's their fucking job. Consider it a positive problem.
tl;dr small-ish/average dick shouldnt keep you from getting pussy regularly if you arent a socially retarded autist, also don't let your small-ish/average dick turn you into a socially retarded autist
>>724065475
It's like being rich, tall, or muscular... sure you don;t need it, but it fucking helps.
>>724062696
Lol sorry Mariah Carey left you
>>724059855
try this
>>724065475
I'm honestly not sure why I like it. Most girls I've brought it up to go along with it though, telling me about bigger exes and whatnot. I guess I'm not really into the "sissy" aspect of it where they're like telling me to be ashamed or flat out mocking. It wouldn't bother me to be mocked, I just more like hearing them compare me. I'm playful about it, not like "HUMILIATE ME MISTRESS". That shit is for the birds. Those little dicked birds...
Most girls I've talked to seem to prefer modest sized ones leaning towards girthier ones.
>>724059949
Hot, moar
>>724065799
For sure. But I feel that the biggest difference with dick size is that how big your dick is isn't something that is necessarily readily apparent (unless you're in tight fitting clothes or at a nude beach, I guess) so it shouldn't necessarily be a barrier to getting pussy.
It's not like height, muscles or money where someone can just look at you and see that you're tall, muscular or that you dress in expensive shit.
It's like if you're a dude and you're not a huge fan of roast beef pussy flaps. I personally like girls with smaller labias, I think it just looks neater and cleaner. But I'm not going to ask her beforehand if she's got roast beef pussy, and once I'm ready to stick it in her, I'm not gonna look at her meat flaps and be like "Wow absolutely not" and leave. Because that'd be retarded.
Point being, her having a roast beef pussy isn't any more of a barrier to her getting this dick, as my dick size is to me getting that pussy, as long as nobody brings it up in conversation.
>>724065937
that is great, any more?
>>724065937
the biggest problem i would have with this is staying soft.
>>724066478
Little more. Pic related.
>>724066563
I agree with what you say, but self-worth seems to operate on a subconscious level, for me at least. I can rationalise all I want, I'll still feel shit about certain things.
>>724062629
that's the only footage that white people can defend their self.
>>724060598
How the fuck would you know that?