How can I experience real life SPH (small penis humiliation)? So far, my ideas include going to get a brazilian wax, getting a massage and accidentally knocking the towel off, and going to a nude beach. I need more ideas!
Join a gym and shamelessly walk around soft? I'm into sph but just having people I don't know see it doesn't do anything for me, even though some guys at my gym were packing. I've had girls blow me while telling me about their bigger exes and that was fun.
Personally I think sph is kinda retarded... but if you just wana expose yourself to women, the world naked bike ride cant be fucking beat. If you whip out your cock to random women you will end up a sex offender, if you get naked on a nude beach you most likely will just have a bunch of faggots gawking at you, but strip off at the wnbr and you will have women of all ages and types that wanted to see cock just hooting and hollering at you asking you to stop for pictures.
>>724063154 Yeah you're a lot bigger than me. Pics like this is are one of the only "real" reasons I'd want a bigger dick. I just think it'd be fun to have one I could flop out and swing around rather than my little rigid soda can cock.
>>724063576 That and events like bay to breakers. There's one guy who has a lot of pics floating around of chicks posing with his massive dong. just google "bay to breakers big dick" and you can figure it out. Some girls put it up to their faces or just grab it.
>>724064077 Yeah I definitely get that. Sometimes I worry about girls not enjoying me as much but there's literally nothing to do about your own natural size. There are surely plenty of size queens out there though...
I never understood why dudes attach so much of their self worth to their dicks, and why "small dick humiliation" is a thing
Like if someone were to make fun of your dick size, like what the fuck are you supposed to say?
>Oh sorry nigga jesus didnt see fit to bless me with an anaconda, i wholeheartedly apologize for that shit
Also, barring like straight up micropenis shit where you've got a literal thimble for a dick (<2 inches) has anyone here actually had a girl walk out on them when they dropped their pants ready to fugg? Like I've got a modest 6 inches (6.5 at my absolute best) and at this point I'm pretty confident that if you get a girl to like you enough to go to your room, and get naked with you to fuck you, that no girl is gonna look at you like "lol not big enuf 4 me" and leave.
Granted, without that 9 inch long 6 inches around anaconda dick you won't be able to find some size queen and be like "ey bitch ride this literal beer bottle I have stashed in my pants" and have her be like "WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FANTASTIC IDEA, LETS DO IT" but I mean that's how you get AIDS anyway because you know whores like that just ride niggers like it's their fucking job. Consider it a positive problem.
tl;dr small-ish/average dick shouldnt keep you from getting pussy regularly if you arent a socially retarded autist, also don't let your small-ish/average dick turn you into a socially retarded autist
>>724065475 I'm honestly not sure why I like it. Most girls I've brought it up to go along with it though, telling me about bigger exes and whatnot. I guess I'm not really into the "sissy" aspect of it where they're like telling me to be ashamed or flat out mocking. It wouldn't bother me to be mocked, I just more like hearing them compare me. I'm playful about it, not like "HUMILIATE ME MISTRESS". That shit is for the birds. Those little dicked birds...
Most girls I've talked to seem to prefer modest sized ones leaning towards girthier ones.
For sure. But I feel that the biggest difference with dick size is that how big your dick is isn't something that is necessarily readily apparent (unless you're in tight fitting clothes or at a nude beach, I guess) so it shouldn't necessarily be a barrier to getting pussy.
It's not like height, muscles or money where someone can just look at you and see that you're tall, muscular or that you dress in expensive shit.
It's like if you're a dude and you're not a huge fan of roast beef pussy flaps. I personally like girls with smaller labias, I think it just looks neater and cleaner. But I'm not going to ask her beforehand if she's got roast beef pussy, and once I'm ready to stick it in her, I'm not gonna look at her meat flaps and be like "Wow absolutely not" and leave. Because that'd be retarded.
Point being, her having a roast beef pussy isn't any more of a barrier to her getting this dick, as my dick size is to me getting that pussy, as long as nobody brings it up in conversation.
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