Lets compare lives /b/ >24 yo male >fucked one woman

>>724057602
> 24
> security guard at private university
> recently dumped by ex
> play vidya and jerk off a lot
> thinking about getting a snake

>26 yo male
>fucked five women
>two relationships
>three very complicated and regretful events
>regret the relationships too
>unemployed and depressed
>best friend has the same first name as me
>Only friend who gets how much of a b/tard fag I really am
>dozens and dozens of "friends"

>>724057602

>28
> fucked exactly 22 women
>single
>'merican
>ADD/ dont give a shit syndrom
>i have friends
> hate my job
>gf is foreign and english is elementary level

>>724057735
sounds like a good job, sure id switch. Sounds like your paycheck is worth it bro.

>>724057863
22 women? At the same time?
Were they all elementary school (level)?

>>724057863
what is the key to your success? Is it purely looks? Or is it just your attitude towards people thar has the bitches queing up?

>>724057789
lol hope theyre not all on here. /b/ will never be friends, only brothers. dont worry bro, i spend at least 2 hours a day here. Sorry for your relationships, wish u luck in futures. theyre whores bro.

>>724058040
sounds hot. kek. what did u expect? its /b/ yummy.>>724058040

>>724058468
loli harem? Never heard of it.

>>724058373
I'd be very, very surprised if they didn't think that everybody on 4chan was "the great triggering army" or whatever SJW retards believe.

>18 male
>fucked 4 women
>In a proper relationship but I ain't no cuck and go out and flirt when I want. She's cool with this
>Currently studying Politics at a university
>Went to private school
>Family are fucking loaded
>Destined for greatness, at least in my head
>Work at a garden centre in my time off
>Once saved someone's life

>>724059430
elaborate on "saved someone's life".

>28 years old
>BA and MA degrees
>shitty minimum wage job
>fucked 27 women but never had a girlfriend
>crippling depression
>training Judo and BJJ 7 days a week because it's the only thing that makes me not want to kill myself
>alcoholic
>think about killing myself every day

>>724059626
It's not quite as glamorous as the concept sounds. My brother was choking whilst we were on holiday and I did some abdominal thrusts to get him to spit the furball (yeah I know what a strange thing to have in his throat. He has no idea how it got in there or at least he won't say) out. No one else around was able to do it and my dad rushed to grab me - I was chilling in a shop a bit back - as I did first aid at school

>22 y/o male
>fucked 17 women
>Single
>1 daughter
>Bipolar
>Angry and depressed
>No social life. Literally have not a single friend. Babymomma that I love is a slut

>>724060247
how are you so good with the girls when u have crippling depression?

ok im willing to do you a favour op

im willing to fuck her so you have an excuse to dump her and your shitty life

where in uk are you

>>724060483
>how are you so good with the girls when u have crippling depression?

Because I think of most women as just being a pair of tits and a vagina (while at the same time wanting a pure virginal waifu). Women like men who treat them like a piece of shit, slutty women are looking to be used and abused

>>724060692
I'll fuck her too.
Who's paying for my plane ticket?

> 18 year old male
> Fucked 2 women
> Military
> Decently attractive
> Fucking insanely hot gf, very innocent, will never get cheated on
> Pretty awesome social life back home, not as good where I currently live but decent

>24 male
>about to be done school to be a teacher
>gf has house, is a teacher, hot, sex on the reg
>little to no job prospects
>36000 dollars in debt
>smoke lots of weed
>currently in adderall withdrawal
>pretty happy generally
>no mental illness
>trying to get buff
>most people i meet seem to like me or think im funny
>not a dad

>>724057602
why did you marry so young you stupid idiot and why did you marry a fatty

>23
>fucked 20 women
>depressed
>alcoholic with alcoholic family
>father died when i was 15
>BA in economics
>had a job in a consultancy but it went bankrupt, now unemployed

>24
>Fucked between 40-50 Girls (Sounds like Troll but is unfortunately legit)
>Had 2 Relationships Ever
>Use to be 104kg after high school
>Weigh 84kg and very muscular after 6 years of Gym
>Finsihing University this year
>Have Friends
>Slight Rage Issues
>Balding (been shaving head since 22, doesn't hurt chances with ladies as much as you might think)
>No Kids
>Traveled a Bit
>Live in AUS

>>724061511
>>Live in AUS
condolences

Jesus, all you niggers have fucked seven thousand women. How do you do it?

>>724061243
>Military
>Will never get cheated on

Kek.

Ask your Sergeants about this, son.

>>724057602

>27 male
>9 plus 1 Prostitute.
>Engaged
>2 cats
>Oil rich country
>Insomnia (fk man I have 12 hour job a day I need to fkin rest)
>Moved in with soon to be wife. Already seeing less sex.
>have a secret chamber room where I fap, use toys and watch porn. Things I have to do just to keep me sane

>17
>Virgin

>>724061243
Coast Guard my bud

>>724061706
Whoops, see other reply to my post

>>724057602
>22 yo male
>fucked 2 women
>in a relationship the last 2.5 years
>no kids thank christ
>amerifat (not fat though, really skinny)
>2nd semester senior, just coasting/smoking weed all the time
>play a lot of isaac/league (secret autist)
>anyone else here play binding of isaac?

>>724061788
MODS MODS MODS

>>724061858
Oh, my bad. I thought you said military.

>>724061676
being a sociopath helps, i spent nights getting drunk and practicing mysmilein front of the mirror

>>724057602
>27
>single virgin
>tinnitus fucking up my mental life
>can't lift because bad back
>no friends
>still living at home
>can't even work up the courage to kill self

>>724062018
I kek'd

>>724062023
I can do that.

>>724060297
Kek. I saved someone from drowning. All I had in return was disapproval how I mouth to mouth and breast fondling cpr their daughter, thats how they interpreted it but sure man

>>724062092
well do it, honestly, im chubby and got a decent looking face but i hate myselfe, just gt drunk and be self confident, my fam hates meand im smashed right now, lifes easier when ur drunk and girls are cheap, as long as u believe it, they will

>>724057602
>19 yo male
>fucked two girls
>one is current GF
>have friends who grow weed
>a security guard
>rich parents
>money
>town full of sand niggers
Hate my life

>>724057602

This always made my blood boil, be a socially akward depressed person, and still you choose to marry and have children?

why the fuck. dont you think your mindsett and behaviour will affect the children?

turning them into depressed fuckups too.

all i know is that i'm a terrible human being and wish i would disappear

>>724062248
Hey man, I'm drunk right now too.
I'm also a huge fuck up and my family also hates me. I feel you.

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Damn you kids are depressing
>54 Male
>More than I can count, but mostly escorts
>Married, we both have 6 figure incomes
>2 kids, one in University and one about to go
>Former sex addict, finally have grown out of the chase
>Pretty happy, wish I was young again but not obsessed with
>My job and family are my social life
In your 20's? You should be having the time of your life. Stop playing videos games, get in shape and do something to improve yourselves

>29 yo male
>Fucked 5 women
>Married
>No kids (but three money. Actually, way more that three money)
>US Military benefits (with no danger of being shot! Guess the branch! Inb4 welfare queen speech. )
>Absurd amount of depression, but motherfucking defence mechanisms built up like an impenetrable wall
>Love my wife who is smart as fuck, but miss friends back home. Substitute friends with dog. Life is pretty good.

>>724057602
>18 y/o male
>virgin
>single
>law student
>asperger's
>less depressed than I used to be
>social life has improved since I started university
>writing a book

>25
>15 ish different girls fucked
> currently in on off 8 year relationship
>no known kids
>northern irish so little to no job opportunities local
>moving to Australia in July for a couple years in the hope of travelling further thereafter

>>724062550
escorts don't count

>>724062550
Tell us your secrets, papa.

>>724062699
they do doe, its still pussy (or ass)

>>724057602
> 22 male
> freshly graduated engineer
> korean girlfriend, but I'm in Europe and she is still studying in Korea
> decently handsome
> feel lonely as shit, so having fun with other girl
> feel already stuck at work, other employees are dumb

>>724062699
OK, then about 12 - 15

>>724062568
You tit, you made my laugh TOO HARD.
>But three money

>>724062550
>Married

do you "love" her?

>>724062067
Almost there
>26
>No job, dropout
>Fucked 2 girls, single
>Rarely see friends
>Living at home
>Alcohol and antidepressants
>Sometimes, too depressed to even game
>No idea what the fuck to do with my life, can't face the few friends I have, and everytime I try to commit to something, I get scared shitless that i'm going to fail.

Feelsgreatman

>23 yo male
>fucked 4 women (2 ex gfs, 2 fuck buddies ongoing)
>single (obviously)
>shitty 3th world country
>no illnesses afaik
>IT tech, very underpayed
>university
>lot of money saved up
>living at home
>close circle of friends
>got cucked by a friend for the only girl I've ever felt deeply in love
>never talked about it with said friend (he knows)
>it's been 8 months now
>my chest hurts every day

>>724062754
Study hard in school
Exhibit confidence, even when you don't feel confident, it attracts people, especially women
Don't get into fist fights or road rage incidents, there is no upside
Stay in shape, aging is hard enough when you are inshape
Take risks early in your career, before you get big responsibilities
Find something that you have passion for (art, music, hobbies, whatever)

>>724062307
when you have nothing, you stop caring.

if you arr actively planning suicide you do something to prevent it. truth is, i wouldnt be alive if i hadnt met her.

contrary to your belief, depressed people can look just and act fine.i have never screwed up with my kids.

why? because even though im hurting a the time i dont want them to turn out like me. but when theyrr not here, i am more like myself. love is powerful.

>26
>have chronic prostatitis
>studied for 3 years to become sailor,can't because of prostatitis and bad immunity
>crazy 20 year old hot gf
>can't get a job cause I'm in constant pain
>living with parents and sister-they re arguing all the time
>have some periods when I can't get it up
>thinking about suicide for about an year and a half

So what i just learned from the people from /b/ is that everybody drinks or has a mental illness

> 20 yo male
> made out with 3 girls and had one suck my cock in her car after eating
> going to school for computer science
> still live with parents
> I like it

>>724062820
Yep, but don't expect the sex to be as good or as frequent after 28 years. One of the few things that improves with age is your friendship with your wife (if you married well)

>24
>fucked 2 women
>living with gf
>multiple jobs while back at uni
>finances are a constant struggle
>constant doubt if i made the right choice to go back to uni

>>724063315
I don't have a problem with my drinking, YOU have a problem with my drinking.

um, curious where I rate on the normy scale?


>23 yo male
>5'9 manlet but fortunately decent looking
>fucked only 6 women, I'm a sentimental type
>In long term relationship with qt Japanese girl
>No kids
>Bar manager / Waiter
>Lot's of friends and 'friends'
>Play vidya on days off
>Grew up pretty poor
>Lucky enough now to have a a well off family who buys me cool stuff

> 22 year old male
> fucked two women
> currently married to one of them
> American
> graduating college in May with a BS in Computer Science
> work at Geek Squad (been promoted hella times).
> used to be really fit in high school, now I'm almost 300 pounds...

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>>724062568 here
Also, I am going to attach a pic of tits so you all read this:

DO NOT FREAK IF YOU ARE IN YOUR EARLY-TO-MID TWENTIES AND LOST/ADRIFT. Seriously. Keep working. Keep learning. Sometimes (a lot of the time) you need to figure out what you don't want to do/be before you figure out what you do want to do/be. I'm sure >>724062550 would agree.

>>724062550
I should really stop watching porn and masturbating...

>>724062656
Best of luck lad. Who ya voting for tomorrow then?

>>724063216
>also fucked about 8 girls.

>19 yo male
>still virgin
>cool with it, i don't feel the need to fuck
>but still i fucking love to eat some pussy
>gf loves me, i love gf
>gf's family fucking adores me
>all of my friends have dissapointed me
>still in high school because poor
>white, not so good looking, but above average mexican, kinda smart and chill
>i like semi-normie memes and bondage porn

>22 yo male
>fucked 15 chicks
>single (had one 2,5 years old relationship when i was 18)
>my brother died when i was 14
>my parents are about to get a divorce
>studying in university
>dont have a lot of money
>i have good friends but this cant fill the emptiness inside me

>>724063584
Those areolas look delicious

>>724063584
I do agree, I was a scrawny, broke teenager with a big nose, Prince Valiant haircut and no money in college. My first jobs were laughably low-paid and shitty. Persevere, it really does get better

>>724063561
>Japanse girl
>NICE.png

>>724057602

>28
>fucked at least 100 women
>married
>one little lad
>retired military VA 80% disabled
>school for businez managmenr
>traveled around the world fucking said women
>have more life experience ,albeit mostly negative, more then most.

I love my life though.

>>724057602
>28 year old man
>fucked one girl
>she's been my gf for about 10 years
>gonna propose soon
>working in diesel tech.
>I'm pretty happy

>>724063926
Fucking weebs who glorify jap girls are disgusting

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Excuse my retardation, I'm a newfag.

>16 yo male
>fucked two girls
>single, learned that highschool girls take dating too seriously.
>no job
>no license
>free car from recently deceased great grandfather, God bless Pepe.
>think about killing myself significantly less since freshman year.
>art fag

Pic related.

>>724064065
You're a homosexual.

>>724057602
I lol'd at assburgers.
How about you try and talk to more people to help get better? Asshat.

>>724064191
Mods.
MODS

>>724064254
how do you talk to people if ur so awkward

>23 year old male
>girlfriend of 3 years
>graduated college in december. got a job in my field 2 weeks ago that I'm already leaving for a higher paying job still in my field
>all this after working in retail for years at a dead end job
>still hate myself and suspect I may be bi polar

i may talk to somebody.

>>724064065
I am anon dating jap girl.

I agree kind of, I'll bang any hot girl of any race. In saying that, jap girls are more family orientated, conservative and loyal (that or they are borderline insane) and those are qualities that I value and appreciate.

>21 years old
>shitty job paying £12,000 a year in a call centre
>addicted to cocaine and cigarettes
>slightly overweight, smoke a lot of weed, eat unhealthy food
>slept with 2 girls in my life
>getting heart palpitations, scared I may die soon
>everything sucks

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>21
>Full intercourse with 1 female
>Currently unemployed but that might switch to employed soon
>Have car (it's pretty shabby but it works and i've fixed most of the issues with it from the last job)
>Play guitar to keep myself busy
>Moderately fit
>Black dude that hangs out with white people
I won't be happy until I get a stable job that pays enough to get me out of this house and on my own

>>724060483
You stay depressed when alone.
At parties youre Chad. It is easier to have an alter ego rather than just being yourself.
But after every one night stand, you go home, rest,eat, work, go gym, the depression resumes. Going out being Chad just nudge the trigger just a bit away from ending it really.

>>724064762
My advice to you drop the recreational substances
Focus on personal health
Go do physical shit that endangers your life to get your adrenaline going to replace the drugs

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>>724063393
How do you deal with it?
I feel fucking depressed and neglected over it. She just moved in, and begging for sex feels pathethic. One way or another I simply just have to give up on getting sex. True our friendship grows deeper. But if I wanted a friend, ill get a friend. So how do you deal with the thought of you're not gonna have sex anymore

>>724064762
>>724065343

Weed is probably okay, I mean this guy does triathlons and MMA

BUT yea, drop the cocaine and take up some exercise. I recommend something like BJJ because it's so much fun you don't notice how tired you're getting, but really any cardio is good.

Just take it easy at first and work your way up. Also maybe try and find a job you don't hate. Stress is a fuckin killer man

>>724064579
Asians. Either theyre loyal and lovable or simply fuucking insane.

I had one who threaten me with a kitchen knife still covered with chicken pieces and brought/had sex with her new bf in our fucking bedroom. Jesusfkinchrist I wish I never lie in bed with the crazy one.

>>724057602
>>24 yo male
>>fucked 4 women
>>in a relationship
>>german benefits
>>lazy af
>>limited social life, friends and LDR

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Meant to add image

>30 year old male
>fucked 70ish women
>professional actor but trying to do something else because even though I actually get work I only make 30k a year which is not enough to live off of
>can attract women easily but can't get them to stay because broke as fuck, only two actual relationships
>decent life but need traditional career now

>36
>fucked about 15 or so women, all 22 or under (other than wife)
>had threesome with civilized hipster black chick, 19, and bi latina chick, 18
>have career
>have plenty of money
>stand to inherit about 4 million when parents die + seats on a couple of boards
>married, wife is 10 years younger than me
>she's the worst combination of traits - she's a a complete idiot and she's an asshole
>hate wife
>have 5 year old daughter, is perfect
>should divorce wife before money comes

>>724064312
You start a random conversation about something around you then if the person seems friendly just be like "this may be weird, but would you want to hang out sometime I'm trying to make more friends"
If they're genuinely nice they'll probably say yes.

>>724066092
>"this may be weird, but would you want to hang out sometime I'm trying to make more friends"

dude, i'm not, like, 16

>41
>fucked 6 women
>married 18 years to 8/10 wife with good figure
>3 kids, sharp but introverted
>solid six-figure job
>sex 2-3 times per week
>had a bi girlfriend in college, enjoyed occasional threesome
>only complaint is that I never fucked a teen

>>724057602

>29
>About ten women and maybe 5 trannies
>single
>no kids
>Job
>Bored a lot, saving to move to Argentina, Chile or Thailand in Sept (haven't decided yet)
>Social life at the weekend, work and vidyagames during the week
>Still not exactly where I want to be in life but I am doing my best to enjoy myself while I'm still (relatively) young

>19
>mild aspie
>fucked zero girls, struggle to form relationships w/ humans
>People think I'm funny though
>work 1 day a week as IT drone
>4 days a week in college to get into uni to study econ
>Systematically work my way through drugs from the darknet. DMT on friday.
>Neither happy or sad, just bored and underwhelmed with life

>>724065478
Honestly? I travel for work a lot and jerk off when I do.

>>724066092

Yea..anyone who's not a freak would run a mile from someone that clingy.

Anon should take up a hobby on meetup or something to make friends

>>724066050
Cool. What've you done?

>23/m
>fucked three girls
>single
>65k/yr job
>depressed a lot
>miss when i could fuck 16 year old girls in the butt and not go to prison

>32 >fucked 7 women >just out of a 9 year relationship didn't want children she did >good job £50k no education >have cars and motorbikes >don't own my own home yet >small social circle >happy as.

>>724066054
Sucks about the wife. I'd do it before money comes too

>>724066974

I want my daughter to grow up with a "normal" family. I am pretty good at hiding the fact that I hate her. Plus all of my brothers and sisters are all divorced, and I want to look like the stable one. Selfish, yeah. When my parents die, or daughter turns 18, whichever comes first, getting divorce. Maybe she'll change.

>>724066054
Bite the bullet and divorce her now (see a lawyer first). It will not improve with time

>>724066846
a lot of small things like music videos, commercials, saying one thing on a TV show, etc. I'm having a hard time breaking into bigger time stuff which is why I'm thinking about throwing in the hat

>>724057602
>26
>8 years in Mil
>fucked 27 women
>GF off/on for three years
>trying my hardest not to be a dog and keep fucking random hot sluts.... I have a problem.

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>>724066788
Yeah that seems to be what im doing now.

I work 30 mins away. And make a pitstop to my parents house before coming home. fap and then go home with an empty ballsack so I dont have the urge to beg from her.


jesus man I didnt think that it would be this depressing.

>19
>virgin
>life is a mess
>i dont think is autism but i can get closely to girl bcus lack of selfstm

Help?

>28
>fucked 4 women
>ive only dated 1 girl (first girl i fucked)
>single
>mom was a schizophrenic prostitute that drank herself to death when i was in high school
>grew up hiding under cars and in trees to hide from abusive step dad and mom
>never learned how to "human"
>pretty much all my familys dead
>poor
>live with dad
>never had a car because ive always paid rent
>2 friends
>depression, anxiety, other mental problems, and shit social skills
>always scared im gonna fuck up something more
>i work, walk home, sleep, repeat
>i know ill never be able to make enough money to break the cycle
>every day is a repeat of the day before

>26
>pretty tall and decently attractive
>slayed...maybe 25-30 girls I can remember...another handful blacked out.
>super fancy job, but bored and sick of corporate life
>American, think I want to give Europe a try. Family is Belgian so maybe I'd fit in there
>currently a not too serious gf
>like to paint, am getting better at it

>>724057602
I'll bite your dick off and shit in your fucking ear

>>724067118
I've got a friend staying with a guy just to give her son a "normal" life. She's miserable af and only ever complains about him but won't take the advice to leave. Always says maybe he'll change. Hopefully she doesn't make you too miserable anon. At some point it's not worth it and plenty of kids grow up fine without the original parent around if you do it right.

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>>724067838

>>724057863
Nudes on that chick?

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>>724067863

>>724067838

You're probably right. But I'm not to that point yet. I am most definitely miserable, but not the point of going through a divorce.

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>>724067990
>724067990
>>724067990
>>724067990

>>724067137
That's a tough call I bet. Some people don't break in until late in their careers but you have to be willing to keep trying. On the other hand if you give up you better pick something you love or you might find yourself looking back wishing you didn't quit.

>25 yo male
>fucked 3 woman
>first kid at 22, second at 25
>married at 23
>work a dead end job
>live with my mother while saving for a house
>no social life, friends + awkward as fuck in social settings
>wank more than I have sex

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>>724068154

>28
>sex with only 1 girl, my current gf, been together for 9 nice years
>never cheated

>>724057602
Easy, go out, idk how do you look, but if you cant get a slut (from work, bar, idk) just go to the prostitutes, and fuck many of them (on a regular basis) super hot prostitutes, pole/table dancers. Just fuck all of them.

This will make your life more pasable.

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>>724068365

> 27
> wife is dying
> other stuff

>>724057602
>27 Yo Male
> Fucked 19 women
>9/10 QT GF
>No children (Bigly)
>$100K Job and 25% bonus - Gf makes about the same so we live pretty awesome
>Usually busy or traveling (costa rica next week)
>Pretty fucking sweet ass much

>>724067990
She won't change on her own but you could also try helping her to. It'll take effort and most people in that situation don't care enough about the relationship anymore to try any more than they have to to maintain the relationship. It's an option tho

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>>724068402
>>724068365

>35 white male
>Fucked quite a few when I was younger
>Married
>No kids, wife not into having them thank christ.
>American
>Anixiety issues, high blood pressure, a bit overweight
>Good job, good benefits, just got a different offer so moving on to bigger and better.
>Get to travel for work, so interesting stories and places I've been.
>Minimal social life, a few close friends. Wife is overweight but I dig it, still acts slutty for me so I'm okay with it.

>>724057789
Is your name Austin?

>>724068365
Nice. Nine years is a long time. Gonna marry her?

>>724068417
Condolences

>>724057602
>31 yo male
>kissless wizard
>a girl once held my hand about a decade ago
>sacrificed social life for career, so i'm well respected at work and make six figures
>come home after work each day to smoke a bowl or several, eat some shitty fast food, browse /b/, masturbate, and go to bed

>>724066380
I'm not either, I'm 23 but you can't make friends if you don't talk to people.
>>724066814
That's not clingy, that's telling the truth and showing your intentions.


I didn't realize most people are scared to talk to strangers. Grow some balls or don't make friends.

>>724068664
I guess. I don't give a fuck about marriage, but she wants to, so when she's done with med school we'll probably do it.

>>724062018
Kek

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>>724068918

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>>724069009
>>724068918
>>724068811

>>724057602
>35
>2 boys 2 girls
>married
>several cars
>im narcoleptic and possibly schizophrenic.
im honestly still surprised ive gotten pass witht his life without freaking the fuck out as often as some people would.

>18
>Bipolar / Panic Disorder
>Fucked one girl, she's my current GF
>Five relationships
>One ex literally ruined my life
>No job, trying to make up for credits I failed in Highschool
>Suicidal and self harming very frequent
>Good with computers, make games in free time.
>Plays guitar.

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>>724069128

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>>724069143
>>724069128

>>724057602
>26 yo m
>Fucked 20 women
>single
>no kids that I know of
>Licensed EMT and Police dispatcher
>Fuck that shit, I work as a tard wrangler, the pay is better.
>Social life is okay, no gf, but i have friends.

>19
>Virgin as fuck
>No girlfriend
>No friends either
>No job
>7K so far in debt
>Depressed for atleast 4 years now

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>>724069234
>>724069143
>>724069128
>>724068449
>>724068365

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>>724069299
>>724069322
chekem

>>724057602
>24
>just got fired
>going back for my mba
>guitar is broken
>cant drum in apartment
>no gf or friends
>workout a lot.

21yo
virgin
2 years till end of college
no job
living with parents

>22
>almost finished a degree
>might not make it into thengrad program I want
>work three jobs and notnso great grades
>run a successful meme page
>met my long distance boyfriend on Omegle
>it was the Alex Jones tag
>memes are my lifesaver and one true salvation

>24y/o
>Confused about gender but born male
>Fucked 4 women
>Single, no kids (thank fuck)
>Little bits of money here and there, in treatment for an anxiety disorder that put a stop to me working full time about a year ago
>Anxiety disorder, GID
>Depressed and bored but anxious at all times
>Limited social life since anxiety problems appeared, fat and annoying housemate who does fucking nothing but create mess
>At least I have a place to live

>>724068665
This kills the clam.

>>724057735
holy shit I feel like this is me, except I'm a prison guard. Could you not afford housing after break up so you shack up with some random roomie on craigslist?

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>22 yo male
>fucked 3 women
>single
>recently put-on-hold ldr
>want to live in her country but stuck here
>graduating within a year
>no friends
>dont need to speak for days on end
>self pitying a lot lately

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>>724069716
>>724069535
>>724069517

>>724066881
Move to a state where its legal to fuck 16yo's in the butt. Like Pennsylvania or Ohio just to name a few.

>18 y/o male
>fucked 1 woman
>relationship with said 1 woman
>final year of college
>love this girl so much
>full of relationship caused anxiety
>depressed and suffering from social autism

>>724067118
I guaran-fucking-tee that staying in a broken relationship will fuck your kid up more than a divorce. Parents did nothing but fight, always thought that I was kept in the dark about it but I knew since I was six. Begged them to just get it over with and divorce, kept insisting that it was just a rough patch and they'd be fine. Divorced week and a half after I moved out. Haven't spoken to either of them since. That was 8 years ago. Fuck the pair of them.

>>724060774
are you good looking? Or just because you think of them that way they want you?

>>724057602
>20
>virgin
>no close friends that understand me
>spoiled by parents, free crib, money weekly
>can't decide on my new hairstyle so most days i look like an absolute fucking retard
>have severe tooth pain everyday, scheduled several doc opts to fix them, suffering until then
>pretty pessimistic
>bored all the time

>27 years old
>otr truck driver in the u.s.
>Army vet (one deployment to afghaniland)
>fucked 50+ women (not a troll, I have herpes now, had blood work recently, waiting for significant outbreak to see if it's oral or genital)
>have a girlfriend, we did our std tests together so the herpes was a surprise and awkward conversation for both of us.
>great family relationship
>social life is shit
>have a good amount of money saved
I guess life is eh, it's been better but also much worse

>>724070257

(cont)

>continuously think girl plans to leave me
>relationship is semi-long distance so only meet few times a month

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>>724070858
>>724070952
>>724069716
>>724069535
>>724069517

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>>724070978
>>724070952

>>724063962
Disabled in what way

>>724064191
Fuck off

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>>724071135

>>724068417
We all are

>old enough "trap"
>been fucked by more than a dozen men
>black bf
>NEET
>guys buy me anything i could ever want

>its going to suck when i get old

>25 yr old white male
>new orleans
>painter
>12 1/2 sex victims
>8 yr relationship with my lovely latina(living together for 4 years)
>paycheck by paycheck sucks
>remaining positive and strong in this grind
>dos gatos francisco y lolita

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>>724071487
>>724071135

>25 yr wm
>fucked 2 girls 1 milf
>engaged
>active army
>3 cars 1 house 1 motorcycle
>can't go 15 hours without getting shitfaced

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>>724057602
>23
>Four if you don't count escorts
>Been dating this one girl for a few weeks
>no kids, obv
>Not depressed or anything
>College degree in Cinema (big fucking waste of time and money), about to go to University in Geo-Politics
>Few friends, currently living with with my best pal
>Father's a drug addict, mother's sick with breast cancer

All and all, it could be worse.

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>29 yr old male
>work 3 jobs totaling just under 40 hrs/week
>retail, working with children one-on-one, and a contract rehab job
>7/10 QT3.14 GF(chubby but with a great face) who puts up with my nerdy shit
>only vidya I play lately are handheld RPGs, the Pokemon card game online, and BOTW when it comes out
>enjoying life but lowkey stressed often
>best friend moved away for a full time job

Life is good, but not amazing. I have to appreciate what I have more, if I'm being honest.

>20 yo male
>nigger

>>724071666
Fuck off Satan

>19 year old male
>12 women have had my dick inside their vaginas
>in college studying market managing
>live in my frat house
>currently single but a lot of bitches want to cuff me
>happy-ish
>no job, living on scholarship money atm

>>724057602
>34
>fucked 23 women + ~50 prostitutes (im horny!!)
> married
> 1 little girl
> have a mortgage and a nice job but am not motivated at all
> wife is half-retarded, we fight all the time but i'll never cheat on her or leave her bc of our girl
> barely a social life

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>27 yo male
>Fucked 3 girls
>Single
>General anxiety disorder and major depressive disorder
>five or six friends i see regularly
>Have a crush on one friends girlfriend
>she flirts with me sometimes but I think its only to make her bf jealous cause he has a bad habit of ignoring her when we all hang out.

>>724057602
> not sure how to green text
> 24 male
> cook at a shitty restaurant for a year
> fucked 5 women
> in a LDR for about two years
> Jack off alot (mostly to nudes gf sent)
> play alot of vidya
> almost 0 social life
> still live with parents

>>724057602
>26, male
>fucked 20 women (plus 2 with a fingers)
>University engineering degree
> Doesn't have a full time job since 2013 because I'm a lazy piece of shit.
>And that's the worst thing: I know I gotta have a job, but I just don't want to - working is just not mine thing.
> Motorcycles is my passion and my life, but I don't have any since 2015 when I got in the serious crash and totaled mine.
> Limited social life, and only couple of friends
> Got a girlfriend recently. She is submissive, kinky, and cooks really great.
> But she is really fat - so I wouldn't show her to my friend and relatives. So our relationship would not last long anyway.

>>724072585

>also not sure how to green text
>newfag
>16
>virgin
>no autism or anything like you fuckers
>actually happy most of the time
>lot of friends
>vape hard

>>724071767
>>College degree in Cinema (big fucking waste of time and money), about to go to University in Geo-Politics

So you wanna waste a lot of time and money again?

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>>724073718
That's the plan

>22, Male
>13 women
>Hopefully 14 in about an hour
>About to buy two houses
>Deliver late night pizza for a living.
>Smoke pot every day

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>>724073718
>similar degree
>66k USD job
>girlfriend is out of my league
Life is awesome!

>>724057602
>owning a house
>married to a 10/10 ex prostitut who wants me more than i her
>living from welfare
>playing dota 2 all day

>>724074106
>married to a 10/10 ex prostitut who wants more sex than i

>>724074198
>with me

>25 m
>2
>long distance, get to fuck and to have time for myself
>masters in IT, no debt, thx parents
>work at top IT company, 100k/y, could easily double that in 2-3 years
>40 days off a year, all possible benefits
>fly out of the country every month for fun
>bought myself a rolex in cash straight outta Uni
>bi-curious, don't know how to try it out safely

it's pretty good

>>724059430
Chad.

>>724060476
Shouldn't have been fucking 17 women. You dun knew that shit was gonna backfire.

>>724058056
Not that anon but my number is much higher and same age, first lower your own standards, second tell her what ever she wants to hear, be who ever you think she needs. Do not be a beta bitch. Begin by practicing online, pick a type of chick you want and figure out what they like. Then put into reality. Pof is easy as fuck.

>>724057602
>24 yo male
>British
>fucked maybe 50 women
>life was goof but recently things have been hard
>musician
>run my own business
>feeling lonely as fuck, realizing I might die alone

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>>724057602
>23
>Took the crowpill

>>724073999

nice trips

>>724063584
Damn this is exactly the advice I needed to hear, thank you. I'm actually going through the list of things that I will NOT be pursuing in my life, figuring out who I am. I'm very talented but you can't attend more than two weddings at any one time!

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>>724057602
>be me 20 yrs old
>slept with 7 girls
>was dumped 6 months back
>hate my ex but still miss her
>on my last year of uni
>still havent done any work
>just drunk or stoned all the time
>don't have much money
>started playing bass and longboarding
>play vidya
>come into terms of being bi
>sleep with girls but don't feel anything
>feels bad man

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>20, m, Western Australian
>GOing to Uni, studying Human Biology
>Plan to persue post-grad in medicine probably
>Social life is non-existent, has been for several years
>Never been to party
>Pretty much no friends
>Technically virgin, had sex once, but got whisky-dicked (was also high at time)
>Got $14k in bank
>Part-time job in cafe, got an interview today
Could be worse I suppose

>>724077381
dont worrry man, things will all come to you eventually. if you worry about it too much then try and get yourslef out there more

>>724077871
Yea man, I'm working on it, everything just takes so much time and money tho, how are you doing tho?

>>724078257
i just go to clubs when i can, you meet new people there but mostly i play vidya and get stoned. i have a pretty sad life myself

>27
>had 2 girlfriends
>only had sex with the 2nd
>like her a lot, could see getting married to her
>really don't want to get married because of divorce laws.
>good job, good pay, happy with life for the most part
>honestly would rather date tons of girls for a few more years but things are too serious with current gf. don't know how to tell her without breaking her heart. Not ready to get married yet.
>otherwise it's all good.

>>724078442
Do you go to clubs by yourself? I've been thinking about it but I always chicken out, anxiety and what not
Weed is good, I've kindof gotten sick of vidya at this point tho, I think I blame them for ruining my social life actually

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>>724057602

not sure what is it about depression, but you can have everything going right for you and you still feel like shit. For me it's constant boredom and lack of energy to do anything productive or beyond what I'm already doing.

Sometimes I don't even get up from bed. Like today, I was in bed from 10 pm last night till today at 5 pm with zero food in between. I just sleep; fuck with my phone, sleep, sleep, watch tv, then another nap. WTF is that shit?

And I'm married (no kids) and I'm kind of lucky that I can make a living from home (ebay, etsy, amazon, and I own a couple of websites).

and I fucking love moving to new locations, but once I settle into a new place after a few months; I'm back to my old self. And major boredom hits again. It's kind of a weird feeling, because its not sadness.

I also tried to get a conventional job to interact with other people, but it did more harm than good. People fucking stress me out. Specially having dumb fucks telling me what to do. And I suck at office politics. So, back to my little bubble it was. And I haven't always been like this, back in high school I was pretty normal with friends and even had girlfriend. Then I joined the military and that's where the change started. I was living right next to the beach with a new car, and for some strange reason I was depressed. LIKE wtf? I was even meeting girls through friends, and yet I felt like shit half the time. Today, it's feel permanent. I might feel fine maybe once day out the week.

and I've never tried any type of medication or drugs. But I do binge drink about 3 times a month.

31 male
On disability because I'm sad
Lost virginity at 21
Recovering drug addict
Fucked like 4 girls
Never had a real relationship
Only jerk off to teens(18)
No real friends anymore
Paid for prostitues but only had them suck my dick
Supposedly very good looking but can't use it to my advantage
>Social anxiety

>>724074283
I'll fuck you for money

>>724080195
>On disability because I'm sad

dude, can you elaborate on this? how does that work? I'm in the US and usually jump from job to job, and Do whatever I can from home. Fucking depression is crippling. And finances are shit cause of it.