Hey /b/ just got my wisdom teeth pulled, now I have some pain

>>724051794
Jello

>>724051794
>glass

>>724051794
poprocks and doritos

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Dog juice

>>724051794
Your boyfriends penis faggot

>>724051794
Don't eat anything fat fuck.
Not eating for a day won't do anything bad.

Captain Crunch seems like a good choice

>>724051794
ice cream is great
mashed potatoes
sausages

>>724051794
Doritos

>>724051794
cocaaaaine

>>724052020
this. but not ice cream

>>724051794
beef jerky

>>724052518
sugar will burn your mouth without feeling it because it's cold enought.

>>724052569
same for salt, dont put too much

>>724051794
Your cum silly

>>724052611
This

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that picture

Bleach

Pudding was my favorite. Yogurt had me close to tears though. Those fruit chunks are a lot bigger than you'd think.

Salt sticks, pretzels. Chips
A lemon

you can't eat in 12h

>>724051794
Spaghetti-Os.

I've been there. Take a week to recover.

>>724051794
>>724051794
>>724051794

Yogurt my nigga. That's basically all I could eat for a day or two. Ate it with my head sideways so it wouldn't touch the wounds. Then transitioned to soup with soft chunks in it and maybe a bit of my cum. I didn't feel like I was lacking nutrition or starving at all.

Drink plenty of water.

OP here, tks my dudes

>>724051794
so goddamn lucky. everyone I know got great painkillers and were all in space, just on another fucking level. I heard all the stories. but my parents are doctors so what do I get? Tylenol. fucking Tylenol. no matter that all four of mine were impacted and they basically destroyed my gums to get them out, nope that's not enough to warrant painkillers. so I had to suffer for two days while feeling everything. goddamn it

Grape nuts

>>724051794
A 124gr +P 9mm

Raw Habanero Seeds

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>>724052776
Nothing too bad about OP's picture.

Deez nuts

>>724051899
LOLOLOL MLG OOOOHHHHH

>>724051937
Every time I see this pic, I feel for that little pupper. Boxers are the best doggos.

>>724057827
Same

>>724051794
fondle the wound with your tongue. mouth tissue grows extremely fast, so it's more important to get the dead shit out of there so it can heal properly, as opposed to letting it sit and get scar tissue mixed in and prolong healing.

>>724051794
Percs or vics?

>>724051794
milk

i drank a whole jug of milk when i got those teeth removed

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>>724058910
Long time meth users also tend to have very nice teeth.

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OP take 30mg and get groovy.

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>>724051976
Jeezus fuck! I let one inadvertently rip out of my ass laughing so hard!

oh i forgot: that curved syringe they most likely Gave you to wash out the holes? USE IT . use it well, put it in there and push that plunger hard. for the first week I didn't know that I wasn't pushing hard enough, so it wasn't getting all the gunk out. they got infected. which makes things oh so much worse because they jam loads of antibiotic gauze in the holes which taste nasty, and fucking hurt. so wash that shit out. just a protip

>>724059972
This is a lie. Don't wash out the blood clot - do just as your doc told you.

>>724051794
Eat a bowl of dicks

>>724051794
Drink horse and cat semen mixed together heals quicker

>>724051794
Nothing. Use the meds they gave you, and supplement with weed, ativan, and any other drug that dulls everything. I drank room temperature water from time to time.

Sugar free frozen yogurt or sugar free ice cream. The cold will help numb the area of the removed tooth as well as work with the pain meds. Also, the sugar free aspect will help fight infection and keep other teeth stronger. Good luck anon

>>724051794
>What should I eat?

Enjoy a taco salad.

>>724060543
Smoking right after pulling out a wisdom tooth is a great way to get a dry socket.

>>724051937
thats probly that border security show thats on tv 29 hours a day.
>sir we suspect theres cocaine inside your dog,

>>724060741
Looks more like a vet's office.

>>724051794
Eat a dick you pussy. I've had numerous teeth pulled and never took pain meds. Walk it off pussy.

Cum

Your sperms will help repair your wound

>>724060845
Sounds to me like you wish you'd had pain meds with a response like that.

take 2 aleve OP

>>724051794
Try sticking to raw ground meat. You'll need all the unprocessed protein to heal better.

To prevent shock I suggest leaving it out of the fridge overnight.

Chew, let it rest on your wound, then swallow. Repeat process for a week.

>>724051794
I'm getting mine pulled tomorrow, how does it feel bru

>>724060669
There should be no need right after. The anesthetic, relaxant is enough for 4 hours after. Was for me. I just popped ativans, tramadol, and Zopaclone as needed. I essentially slept through the 2 days. Figured if I couldn't enjoy life, why experience it? Better living through modern chemistry. I embrace it.

>>724061761
i'll give that a try. i was gonna say wtf lol no way. but ground beef is sanitized when it goes through the grinder. this may work, i could eat that

>>724062451
Definitely. I had all 4 wisdom teeth pulled at once. Ate nothing but sanitized ground meat bought on sale from the local market. Left it out of the fridge overnight, added a raw egg, went to town.

>>724063428
i already have chicken breast in the freezer...chicken breast isn't sanitized though is it? thats straight meat. leaving it out of the fridge sanitize it?

>>724063628
Yup, just add some yeast powder in a bowl of warm water along with the chicken and the pro-biotic action will sanitize it out of the fridge overnight

>>724051794
Eat soft foods. Eat less if you want to get high nigger

>>724051794
toast

>>724051794
Don't eat anything. I made the mistake of trying to eat some tendies right after I got mine pulled and regretted it for days.

>>724060206
yes , that reminds me: that pro tip applies only after initial healing, when you're eating more normal foods instead of liquids and jello and yogurt and pudding. during the first few days yeah you need to let it clot. the syringe is for getting chunks of food out of the holes.

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I had all 4 of my removed.

Eating dick helps.

I ate lots of my bf dick, it helped alot with the swelling. It went away in 2 days. Now I suck even better.

I have gained some new skills

>>724051937
they thought that little absorbent pad would be enough

Broth