What would you do if you could freeze time whenever you wanted?

>>724051077
But how could you fuck them if they are frozen in time? Anything you move will stay moved

>>724051465
so what if it stays moved, not like your gonna get cought

>>724051465

Unless you unfroze time while fucking them, then you wouldn't be caught. It would be funny to unfreeze time for a second while fucking them. So that when you are done they would be confused.

>>724051625
But since time is frozen, wont your dick ship be frozen in her vagina??

Making it very loose

>>724051077
give every kike and nigger poison and make the world a better place

>>724051077

I would kill Jews.

>>724051077

Take my money to a casino to play poker. Look at all my opponent's cards. Make my way up at tournaments. Get rich. And fuck all the girls I want while they can move instead of raping them in a still position, because everybody on this fucking board is a lonely faggot.


... including myself.

>>724051077
pick out 1 random guy on the street and put kiwis in his pockets everyday

>>724052604

Why kiwis?

>>724052716
why not?

>>724052716
why not

>>724052716
Kiwi did nothing wrong

>>724051077
>>>724051077
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> And fuck all the girls I want
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>... including myself

>>724052716
why not

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>>724052604

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Definitely use it to finish off the Joestar bloodline once and for all.

Just take lots of money.

>>724052589

Still you couldn't fuck celebrities or FLOTUS, even with all the money in the world.

>>724052589
Why play poker? Why not just rob the casino

>>724052589

Why go through all the trouble of winning the cash in a casino? Why not just steal it.

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i would move people around so when time unfroze they would walk into each other

>>724053045
Copyfag

>>724053050
savage.

>>724051077
Probably drop a road roller on someone

[spoiler]WRRRRRRRRY[/spoiler]

>>724053045
Yea, why go through all the trouble of making an original statement when you can steal it

>>724051077
Theres a movie like that some dude walks through the grocery store getting peiple naked

>>724052914
go kys DIO, no one is gonna wait for jotaro to do it in the new universe.

If time froze everything would be pitch black since light has to travel and travelling takes time

>>724053924
Nobody gives a shit about science. Who would you fuck???

>>724053924
shouldn't you being ruining something else right now?

I always used to fantasise about doing this when I was in school when all the girls were in the changing room/showers so I could check them all out.

>>724051077
>Great.
>Now I can read that book on Linux that's been sitting on my shelf.

>>724052892
its ya boi bobby nigga

I'd go find my 2 lost sisters and become the charmed ones

I would use it to steal girls' panties.

Imagine the confusion, you're walking down the street and all of a sudden, no panties.

>>724051465
nothing would move if time was frozen. OP would asphyxiate.

>>724051077
Id go to toys r us and build all the Lego sets

Your family would eventually think it strange when you died of extreme old age when they thought you were only 32 years old.

>>724051077
Good topic Anon.

The first thing that came to my mind is, freeze the time, get into people's homes and try to catch a couple fucking. Find a hot grill, pull off whatever nigger or faggot she be fucking, replace nigfag with me, start to fuck her, and then midway through, unfreeze time and finish up while seeing what their reactions are. That would be great. Do that over and over again.

>>724051077
Become the Beast from the Magicians and eat peoples faces lol