...................mmmmm...................log......................shit...............................creamy.........................warm...........................slidding..................................
>>724045360
Poor..... Lame.... Cringey..... Attempt...... At..... Making....... A........ Meme
I pray every night that you get doxx'd, you unfunny desperate cunt.
This shit is actually starting to make me laugh. A testament to OP's drive to make this work.
>>724045360
I was one of the first known anons to have sucked an actual log of shit out of Andy Sixx' asshole back in 2013...
I've gotta say, it was fucking glorious. I'll never forget the feels of when that first tip of his mud-brown turtle head pierced my lips. I made my mouth into a Hoover vacuum cleaner so as to fully accept the full girth of his loaf as he shot his shit log right down my waiting throat. Ahhhhhhh... Good times.
Anyway... AMA
Trolls will be ignored
>>724045876
Hi. Question.
When is this going to be funny or creative? You have established that you want to suck a log of shit etc. Now what?
>>724046132
Get back to me once you yourself have actually coaxed a fibrous link of God Emperor's warm leavings from his pale stink hole. Only then will you understand.
>>724046503
Get back to us when you have more to offer than euphemisms for shit eating. These threads just sink. This has potential but you're not funny enough.
>>724045623
same.
the sheer determination is impressive.
>>724045360
Stay Steamy
Keep it Creamy
Dare to be Dreamy
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LOG OF SHIT
>>724045360
Warning to anyone who's going to try this: Avoid sucking a log from his ass on Wednesdays. He likes to hit up taco-tuesday at some beaner bar and the impending result of it's exit is not nearly as pleasant on other days of the week.
Last time the partially digested corn and cilantro salsa shot out his pucker like tracer fire. I was happy to oblige as always, but it was rather soupy in texture.
>>724047070
The time spent posting this so it can be pruned within 30 minutes? Fucking hell man, you have dedicated hours to this.. Shit. Make it funny. Harass him, graffiti this in real life, make shoops of him dropping off logs. For fuck sake, you even made a website. Now, take it to the next level. Stop being a one trick pony.