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>be me >5th grade >hear about jerking off at school

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2017-03-01 09:24:54 Post No. 724044633
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:24:54 Post No. 724044633 [Report]

>be me
>5th grade
>hear about jerking off at school
>decide to give it a try
>get hard
>proceed to face fuck a llama puppet I had
>also heard about condoms from teacher giving lessons
>proceed to wrap my dick in shiny electrical duct tape
>shinydick.jpg
>face fuck llama in the puppet mouth until I came
>tiny poots filled the duct tape condom
>time to take it off
>not realizing duct tape was really hard to get off at the time
>pull a corner
>OUCHFUCK.jpg
>proceed to pull duct tape off
>mfw my dick is completely red and bleeding

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:26:22 Post No.724044724
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:28:13 Post No.724044859
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>>724044633
>5th grade
>my dick is completely red and bleeding
>is
underrage

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:29:27 Post No.724044959
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>>724044859
To be fair
>mfw my dick is
>my face when

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:30:11 Post No.724045014
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>>724044859
You really should have payed attention in English class

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:31:38 Post No.724045120
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>>724044633
(You)

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:33:26 Post No.724045249
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>>724045120
I love how a simple face swap can completely change a man's chromosome count

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>>724044633
What the fuck

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