Isn't it crazy that all it takes to become a dad is for

I mean at least us dudes never have to deal with a little nigger leeching off our food inside of us.
That's even more fucked up

>>724043536
At some point in your existence, you were the most motivated and successful sperm out of millions.
For most of us, that's the peak.

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>>724043536
>mfw c-section
>never touched a vagina
>not even my moms :^(

>>724043536
A lot of people today were born by C-section. But yeah, no. As far as I can remember I knew this about life. Its not odd at all. What I did think was odd was the disconnect people seemed to have between sex and birth. Like sex is just some toy you have, and playing with it has no real world consequences.

>>724044398
The first sperm to reach the egg isn't the one to fertilize it, there's probably a weak analogy for procrastination in there somewhere

>>724043536
How old are you? I'm a bit too old to be on /b/ but thats besides the point. Im trying to figure out if people are stupider now than when I was younger.
What you posted, thats the kind of thought/ question I would have had when I was 9. Are you really just know realizing the significance of sex and how life happens?

>>724044481
Beta as fuck

>>724044976
I'm 25

>>724043536
Very sexy

>>724045099
I think yellow is flattering too.

>>724045182
And those feet in those clear shoes umph

>>724045182
I don't know whether to laugh or be disgusted. Either way, well played I guess.

>>724045024
Yeah, thats sad

>>724043536
I was cut out. So no not everyone has slid out of a vagina.