>Be me
>Be 12
>Take shit but never wipe
>asshole itches
>Stick my finger
>Take finger out to smell
>Spot a maggot
Why is that?
no bully pls
>>724041257
wipe your ass and shower you dirty underageb&. Don't you know that flies lay their maggots in poo? Where is your loo, Pajeet?
>>724041537
This was 9 years ago you burger
>>724041257
Because you are autistic
>>724041602
I find it funny that you post about this now 9 years after the fact. One would think that you'd have figured out by now that flies lay their eggs in shit.
>>724041257
It's called worms, google it
>>724041626
>you burger
OP is a fucking potatard
It's actually a common accurance that you'll find maggots in your shit, never fear OP you're good my nigga.
>>724041626
>Browses /b/
>Calls someone else autistic
>be me
>never wipe ass either
>shit starts bulking up
>ass hair intertwines with dries up shit
>forms a blockade infront of my anus
>fresh poop pushes blockade outward
>ass-hairs get ripped out
>end up cutting the blockade loose with the kitchen scissors
>>724042141
>browses /b/
>normal enough to wipe his fucking arse
>>724042289
thats why you just gotta diarrhea every morning