So /b/ im in a predicament and I need some sage advice I cut

>>724020381
Bumping own thread

Kys

>>724020441
Been there done that. Next

So you accidentally cut yourself or on purpose at the park? Im confused why you would be freaking out if its the former, you arent in trouble

>>724020466
Well i guess just fuck your gf and smoke some weed and get over it?

>>724020381
Tell them the truth and add that you don't want help? What are they going to do about it?

>>724020381
If I don't call him back can they technically keep calling me?

>>724020505
I cut myself on purpose

>>724020381
You need to go to psych, no sane person cuts themselves like that. Also no sane person thinks "i fell on a knife" is a good excuse. You need to get help Anon.

>>724020516
Probably admit me to the psych ward.

>>724020559
How old are you

>>724020585
Don't need help. What I needed was to try and do it and I no longer want to do that. So I feel that spending 1000s on "help" isn't going to help at all

>>724020618
23

>>724020559

Why the fuck would you do that in a public setting and cut so deep on top of that? Why would you say you fell on a knife? Are you a literal retard? You made your bed, sleep in it

>>724020677
Then legally they have no right to detain you right?

>>724020678
The land over in that area is steep and has holes.

Nobody was around

>>724020728
I don't know. The police have always been something I've avoided in my area.

>>724020655
How else are you going to stop harming yourself? Besides can't you get ypur parents to pay for this shit?

>>724020592

WELL THEN GO TO THE PSYCH YOU WACKO DO YOU WANT TO HURT CHILDREN EVENTUALLY DOOFUS DICKPICK?

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finish the job OP

>>724020592
Well they already did and you signed yourself out. They can't prove that you inflicted the wound and they can;t force you into something that you don't want to do. It's really simple: either tell them the truth or a lie and then tell them that you don't want help.

You probably should accept help though.

>>724020802
Just tell them that it was an accident or you were drunk or whatev

>>724020812
No can do sir.

Did it because I wanted to die, it was warm outside and about 15 minutes later I started to regret my decision

>>724020874
I've already told them I fell on it however do I back step?

>>724020381
>Suggestions?
do a flip faggot

>>724020861
So I just call the guy back and tell them what? Hey there's no knife in the park I cut myself I don't want help

>>724020975
Once again. Tried yesterday. Thanks though

>>724020931
Well falling on a knife wouldn't cause that much damage.
Find a more believable story

>>724020879
So you are sucidial? Go to the fucking psych ward. I'm sure its free. You won't make it without help, you clearly need it.

>>724021039
How exactly would I back track my story at this point

>>724021056
Was. Was suicidal.

>>724021056
Don't listen to those faggots . Psych will just feed you with shitty drugs that will make your life even worse .
Been there done that.

>>724021094
Just say you lied and that you were drunk

>>724021135
This exactly

That's why I'm looking for a solution

>>724020879
> i wanted to die so i cut a hole in myself
> wanted to die, then regretted that decision of cutting myself
> i don't need help
> come to /b/ bitching and asking for help about what to with this whole situation

you're straight out not capable of deciding what's the best for you.

You are a retard, either accept the help from the people around you or finish the job

>>724021203
Or still another option say that you are on meds , you stopped them and tried to do it .
Tell them you're better now and that you have your gf checking if you take the shitty meds

>>724021121
And you'll end up suicidal again. Will you at least admit you have fucking problems. Like your talking about this like its normal. Its not normal to randomly try to kys.

>>724021335
You think this will actually work

>>724021343
Psych services are hell . Trust me I've been there it's even worse than anything I've had to go through . So just fuck off or leave OP to do whatever he wants

>>724021343
Won't though. Yesterday was pretty fucking convincing

>>724021135
you Probably live in a 3rd World part of America. So of course it had you all messed up. Real treatment helps people.

>>724020879

Find a man to fuck you and marry you, you weak piece of shit, pussy

>>724021419
Well , do you have a better idea?

>>724021000
Depends on how sympathetic he is (he probably will be). There's risk involved in saying that you lied to the police but they'd have to be a real asshole to do anything about it. In general these people just want to help, he might have seriously believed you about the knife and genuinely wants to make sure that no one else gets hurt.

You could also say for example that now that you've thought about it, it wasn't a knife and you think you just hit a rock in a really bad way or something. It really doesn't matter how bad your story is because you're not under criminal suspicion or anything.

>>724020381
That's one hell of a cut OP, you have some balls for being such a pussy

>>724020381
I'll bite.
You're not obligated to show the cops anything. Just because they want you to doesn't mean you have to. They can't prove shit and won't do shit.

>>724021588
You sure on this? I mean what's the worst they can do? That's essentially what I have been thinking

>>724021449
Not all services are equal. You live in a backwards place you will get shitty treatment. Its better off to gwt help than to be seriously illand not get help.
>>724021461
Will you admit your fucked up. Your not admitting you have a problem

>>724021506
Am I required to even talk to them at all

Just tell them you were drunk and it was a dare by a friend or.some stupid shit. Also that you were embarrased to tell and said you fell on the knife
Idk just kys

>>724021700
I have a problem, I have stated I have a problem. Or that I HAD a problem

Yesterday convinced me to stay away from shit like that

>>724021749
My girlfriend was there

>>724021669
You've caused no one harm but yourself, they can't do anything to you and will probably just want to help.

>>724021709
Of course not you retard. Even if you were wanted for a crime you wouldn't have to say shit. They just want to make sure the area is safe (if they believed you) or help you if they didn't. You don't have to accept their help or have anything else to do with them if you don't want to.

>>724021814
So? Why couldnt your gf be there when it happened?

>>724021669
Positive. If you help them prove there was no knife and/or that you lied, then maybe they could come up with some lawful excuse to have you evaluated. Otherwise, there's no proof to the contrary.

>>724021825
They wanted me to talk to them and go there to show them where it happened. Couldn't I go find the knife. Grab it. Dispose of it and then go back? It was next to a sidewalk. No way it might not have been picked up "someway"

>>724021000
I advise you to go and take a psychological exam. The chances are that you are crazy or very stupid.
>I fell on a knife
OP, how can you be so stupid? You could have said that someone attacked you, or do what they tell you. What a fucking idiot.

>>724021787
Alright, and what are you Planning on Doing to get your head Together?

>>724021977
Yeah tell them someone attacked me and have my girlfriend back me up? Women are stupid and can't handle telling a lie

>>724022018
Uh quite obviously I was planning on killing myself and I'm not anymore? I went through it and saw that it's not worth doing

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>>724020381

Hey, op. I'm a veteranfag (army). Here's the problem the cops are not taking yoi to the park. The hospital called them for your blatant self inflicted wound. They're there to safely apprehend you, and get treated. However, it can turn into a criminal matter if you refuse. The hospital, and police are not going to allow a 5150 to freely roam around; posing a potential threat to society. I'm sorry bro, it's not going to shake out the way yoi want it. Get treated, your gf is in a nightmare and your scared. I get it. Be bigger, and get help. There are many programs that can turn it around.

I know how this goes, because i called the va for help, and the va told my local pd. Mfs show up in tac gear like they're about to raid osama's compound. Shit was bananas, and those fucks even charged me with aggrivated assault. It cost me 10k to get that shit dropped. Just surrender to the cops, and get treated.

>>724022132
I left that hospital and went to another that didn't ask questions

>>724022132
Ignore this idiot. You're not a fugitive. If they wanted to detain you, you'd be detained.

>>724022083
This fucking dude. How dense are you?
You are already telling a lie, it's better to tell a coherent one.
Just finish the job and don't waste your time, ok?

>>724022126
Shit, you still don't get it. Obviously your mind is screwed up, you need to do something about that. Thats why i recommend psych ward, if you don't make or have plans to sort out your head then you got major problem.

You need to make positive changes and shit, otherwise psych ward is your best bet.

take them to the spot.... or tell them you lied. GTFO. Then make a trap thread.

>>724020381
find a Needle and thread and you know what to do /b/ro

>>724022471
That hasn't offered anything insightful

>>724020381
If you're not going to tell people the truth, you either need to check into a different hospital with a less retarded story or search for "Emergency Wilderness Survival"

Those wilderness survival books will teach you how to set your own bones, pinch an artery shut, and stitch up your fucking awful looking leg/fat arm.

>>724022452
Don't ignore this OP.

You think you know better but you ain't in your right mind.

>>724022901
I did check into a different hospital

>>724022953
I do know better. I didn't come here for psych advice

>>724020381
>cut myself deep to the bone
>as a prank

Lol what a funny pranks

>>724023023
No, you don't. You're a clueless fucking idiot.

OP you clearly have a mental disorder. Your no longer suicidal but something led to that. Mentally stable people don't try to kill themselves in a park. You don't have to go to a psych ward or anything, but you need to work on your mental health.

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op you're fucking retarded. just kill yourself and try not fucking that up again

>>724023278
I'll see a therapist just for you anon.

Seriously though the current predicament needs actual suggestions please

>>724023023
You don't know better though, every other crazy says they don't need help. What makes you different?

>>724023237
Yeah I'm a clueless fucking idiot for not accepting /b/'s long track record of good sound psych advice

>>724023412
Dont askt on /b/ about health, physical or mental, we have almost none
If you asked for a similar cut on a pet on /an/ you would have a thread filled to the brim with "take it to the vet"
I partially hope you bleed to death, the other part wants you to go to the vet

Guys I am looking for advice from someone who has been through a similar run in or who was a police officer even a volunteer like fuck

>>724023624
It's already fixed

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>>724023624

>>724021056
>im sure its free
Have you ever even visited america? Nothing at all is free. Nothing. Some places will literally charge you bottled water prices for tap water.
Hospitals are the most jewish jews in te country. Tylenol is not even 5$ a bottle at the store. One pill is several hundred dollars in the hospital. Try the psych ward, enjoy the couple dozen thousand dollar bill mailed to you before youre even released.
5$ finger splint cost me 1,200$ for a fucking broken finger. Next time ill do it my damn self for under 10

>>724023627
Best thing to do is turn up tell them the truth. You won't get into trouble and you'll be free to go. A few years back i had a breakdown and i lied about my boyfriend attacking me. I told the truth and everything was ok, i didn't have to go to the psych ward or anything.

>>724023657
Then it's done, nothing to worry about
Because mental advice is for fags
Just be careful when walking

>>724023887
Move somewhere that isn't retarded.

>>724023888
This is because you involved a person however

op is just an attention whore. figure out how real whores change their slutty lives around, and maybe you'll follow in their footsteps and become a clean, attractive guy. or trap.

>>724023893
Lots to worry about. Sheriff calls me asking to go help him look for it

>>724023968
Thats funny. If i had the fucking money i would have years ago. But thanks to living in this shithole country i cant afford to. Thats part of living in America, too poor to live well, too poor to move where things are reasonable. I literally could not move if i wanted. Or id be fucking out of this shit country in a heartbeat. Literally today. Id pack and leave and not even so much as quit my shit job.

>>724024045
Go to the park and cut yourself again then bleed all over the ground a bit, kick the knife, then wait a day and call the sheriff. Then "find" the knife and be like 'yup here it is'

>>724024005
It will be fine, best to tell the truth now. The police aren't that bad at all, your white as well. Just fess up and things will be okay. Lieing is never good.

>>724024145
Don't be poor then. Simple.

>>724020754
Doesn't explain why you fucking did it, much less in public exposed to shitloads of bacteria, people who could see while you're walking back to your /n/, where the blood would leak and you could potentially have a fucking murder investigation on your hands if cops get called and they wanna know why there's a shitload of blood all over the place and they find out it's yours weeks possibly months into a potential (And very likely) investigation. For real OP quit being a faggot. 1) Why'd you cut yourself 2) Why in public 3) On the Autism spectrum how far into the red zone are you?

>>724024275
K ill get right on that. Thanks for the solid advice.

>>724024318
Faggot, fuck you for being poor btw.

>>724021478
Hell no. I'm not the person you replied to but out in the Mid-West U.S. our Psych care is hell, you get about 40 different medications that fuck up your brain and make you feel hellishly depressed if you're off them for just a day or two, they also don't even try to help, they just throw as many pills at you hoping something works and essentially tell you to fuck off when you have your medecine. I agree with the dude you replied to he's right, Psych is hell if you go a bit too far and get put in a more intense Psych then the ones you can just sign yourself out of it's utter shit and OP doesn't wanna go there

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>>724020381
did exact same thing, got 13 stitches (3 internal, 10 external)

>>724024657
Thank you for backing me up

>>724024668
What did you say/do

>>724024657
Thats probably because retarded people had ypu on the wrong meds. You probably were a danger to yourself and others, you needed to go. Just the retarded system, thwy should have injected you with weed 420 bazle it fagit.

>>724024867
Kek

just say you fell on something sharp like a kife being a retard goffing off

>>724024767
I went to the ER and got treated... it's not their job to ask questions

>>724020507

>>724026412
Wonder why the place I went first did then

Tell the truth dude, you can get in shit for wasting Police officers time, no shame in self harming

>>724026543
yeah, just lie, that's what I did

>>724026730
Just found out its the "Ranger police" so I doubt they have a whole lot of jurisdiction on that anyways

>>724026966
I'll probably keep up my current facade

>>724022132
Thank you for your service friend

>>724027261
g o t o t h e h o s p i t a l n i g g e r

>>724027556
Swear you retards can't read