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Storytime Part 1
> Be me
> Be homeless
> One day decide to apply at BK
> Love me some burgers
> actually get job
> love it
> One day I get meat slab from ice dungeon
> try to break it over counter like usual
> Doesn’t even budge
> Try to slam it on the floor
> Nothing
> Fuck
> Boss yells at me for going full retard, hands me a knife
> Start slicing meat
> FUCKING SLICE WRIST OPEN
> ALL OF MAH SPAGHETTI!
> INNER EMO HAS RAGING HARDON
> go to boss crying like a bitch
> boss calls 911
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hwat
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Part 2
> go to hospital
> Have MRSA
> fuck
> hands gone
> FuckingPatriarchy.gif
> lose job because of handless wonder
> homeless again
> Now hands gone
> want to end it
> Rape van approaches
> man opens door
> Gets on floor / walks dino.. joking
> asks me if I need a job
> “fuck ya!”
> hope to god I’m not swallowing chode
> hop in van
> LITTERALLY FULL OF WEED
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part 3
> they take me to an abandoned factory
> they make dab apparently
> Start selling
> major bank
> one day I get robbed
> guy had a gun and everything
> get scared af, paranoid
> acquire knife
> same guy shows up again acting like it never happened
> thinking I wouldn’t recognize him
> Grab knife
> merc his ass
> BLOOD EVERYWHERE
> flee scene
> be 6 months later
> made enough money to get a replacement hand
> came with attachments like utencils
> still like flippin burgers so I use spatula most of the time
> MFW I’m the Hash Slinging Slasher
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6/10 for making me read and reply
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How did you grab a knife and merc his ass when you didn't have hands?
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>724020572
Hash slinging Slasher had one hand
My B for saying handless wonder
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>>724020572
Hash Slinging Slasher has one hand
My be for saying handless wonder
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