>Walk into your house >You find Emma Watson standing there

Shoot her
This is Florida, bitch.

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>>724015216
>whip out my wand
>force it into her mouth
>skullfuck her
>cum deep down her throat

>>724015216
Ask her about Ron Wesley

>>724015216
Call security.

>>724015216
Ask her if she thinks black people are functioning members of society

>>724015464
Better use your good hand, Jarppi.

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>>724015216
Ask her where Masie is.

>>724015638
Probably filming another "Ice Age" movie.

>>724015919
cec

>>724015216
forced sex

>>724015262
Underrated

>>724015216
give her a hug...if she's okay with it that is.

rape the fuck out of her and kill myself if she threatens to out me

>>724015216
kiss the shit outa her

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Hold her down and bite her neck

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>>724017297
good idea

>>724015216
Wave my magic stick at her until she disappears.

>>724015216
Leave. Hide. Call the cops.

>>724015216
Call my girlfriend over and watch them go to fucking town on each other while I film it. Then make her watch me fuck my girlfriend, then let my girlfriend use her toys on her.

I'd fuck her hard. But girlfriend will fuck her to death. Haha.

We discuss this https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-announces-a-plan-for-urban-renewal1

>>724015216
fhritp

do a barrel roll

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>>724015216
Ask her to sign a photo.

twitch.tv
/silly_burns

take another xanor and a few oxys and ask
the birdmen for their opinion on the matter

Engage in a few minutes of delightful banter followed up by hours of thoughtful discussion on a broad range of subjects ranging from third- wave feminism to speculative levels of spiral dynamics.

>>724019394
This is priceless.

>>724015216
Scream " WHAT ARE YOU DOONG IN MY HOISE REEEEEEE"

then proceed to claw at her with my poopy fingernails

hide, she probably knows I´ve been fapping to her

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>>724019394
Kek I love these. Anyone have more?

>>724015216
call police, change locks, ask her out

>>724015216
Explain to her that the gender wage gap doesn't take into account the different life choices women and men make and isn't an actual problem, but just a statistical result of different career choices. She really needs to learn this so that she stops whining at the UN. Also, I would ask her not to appear in public anymore because she is repulsive as fuck. Slim chance though.

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Ask her why doesn't he cuts to the chase and appears naked on the magazine of her choice.

>>724021667
What an ugly bitch.

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>>724021854
But she was a cute loli.

>>724015216

Take my meds.

>>724021929
Doesn't help with what she is right now though.

Ugly + feminazi = gtfo

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>>724021854

You really don't understand symmetry huh?

Oh.. let me guess. It's epic bait, because you're sick trollman.

>>724016075
with your reply it's already overrated

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>>724021667

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>>724015919

>>724015216
Kick her the fuck out, I ain't givin you no three fiddy, who the fuck you think you foolin, god damn loch ness monster.

>>724016098
>no fedora tipping
i am disappoint

>>724015216
Show her my pussy.

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That dress did wonders...

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Laugh because she's now stuck in Russia 600 kilometres from Moscow

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>>724022328

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>>724021208
>run you fool

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>>724022095
I have eyes though. Ugly feminazi bitch is ugly.

>>724022336
Well, with her money it isn't going to cause any inconvenience whatsoever.

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>>724015216
>stoned off me tits
>walk back home
>feels like it took hours
>open door
>must be hallucinating
>fucking Hermione, standing there looking at me
>confused as fuck, I put on a weird semi-smile
>she's clearly weirded out by the whole thing
>"WANT SOME EGGS???"
>she storms off in terror
>still confused, I jump at her
>proceed to take off pants, first mine then her's
>insertwand.wma
>she screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>I grab her face with my left hand and make her face towards me
>"It's leviosAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>suddenly wake up
>look around
>I'm in my bed, pants moist af
>still stoned
>das some gud shit nigga

>>724022575
Good luck finding an american express ATM.

>>724015919
kek

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>Using her undies to put product placement.

>>724015216
Secretly wish she was aged back as she was in any of the 1/2 and I guess 3rd movies

>>724022711
>posting Shrek meme
>not adding "It will all be ogre soon."
Do you even /b/ you candyass?

>>724022509

>I have eyes though.

I have an anus, and it says you're wrong.

>>724022818
Actually she can use any ATM in Russia to withdraw money. Besides, what make you think she has the american express credit card? Maybe she uses Visa or something like that.

>>724023029
>newfag detected
seriously man, do you think "shrek memes' are funny? that trend died a long time ago

>>724015216
>Emma Stone won the Oscar at Best Actress
Do you think she wanna to kill herselft right now?

>>724023105
>Not realizing that eyes are anus(es)
>Still shitting out of your lame uni-anus

>>724023230
Not him but they were never funny anon, so if you ever thought they were you're just as autistic as the other guy.

>>724023230
Doesn't matter if it's funny or not when you meme you do it fucking right.

>>724023311
We're all autistic, anon. That's why we're here.

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>>724023300


Every time I try to deploy the eyes, shit just keeps coming out of my mouth. You seem to be having a similar problem.

Offer her a drink. It customary to offer a drink when someone gets to your house

>>724023438
The only shit in a mouth is when I shit in your mom's mouth.

>>724021929
What's this picture from??

>>724023579
It's a shop.

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I've never been so jealous of a guy in a dog suit.

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>>724015216
" Do you need anything, mistress ? "

>>724023555

Hey, nice trips

You're neither clever nor witty.. I am disappointed with this exchange.

>>724023704
I exchanged money for a blowjob from your mom.

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>>724023311
yea, thats why I asked if he finds them funny since he insists I 'used the Shrek meme properly'...
>>724023384
>"when you meme you do it fucking right"
kek did you really just say that?

>>724023311
>>724023384
dem bois teaching me how to 'use memes properly'. Well its time to pull the plug, it looks like autism reached a new low

>>724023642
Do you have the original?

>>724023752

sad

>>724023792
No, it's a still from Harry Potter though.

>>724023756
Kill your self.

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The DVD and Blu-ray just shows a black void (obviously edited).

I recall someone saying that in the original theatrical version you could see the panties.

>>724023840
She was sad when I was done with her because I'm a gorilla dick nigger and I make dike pussies wet.

>>724023756
I wasn't teaching you how to do anything, I simply stated that you're just as autistic as the other guy if you ever found Shrek memes funny. Damn mongoloid.

>>724024012

k

have an enlightened discussion about global feminism, then fuck her face

>>724024058
K as in kunt because I fucked her in their.

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>>724023951
>no sense of humor
>gets triggered by everything
>likes to correct others
>has autism
>edge lord
stay salty new friend

>>724024026
never been implied that I liked them? I even asked the other autist in disbelief if he like them since he was so adamant on 'using the shrek meme correctly' kek learn to read retard, its not that hard

>>724024155
You know what? Fuck you man. I'm not even mad.

>>724017297
/thread

>>724015216

rape and kill

>never leave witnesses

>>724024155
>kek learn to read retard
Learn to type a coherent sentence.
>never been implied

I'd give her a confused stare, then kindly ask her to get on this dick or to fuck off.

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>>724023912
>your first ever photoshoot features pointy nipples and upskirt shots at the same time

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>>724023992
>>724021929
Ok, made me take out my old DVDs -all covered in dust- and search for this scene (1:02:46 or the start of Chapter 16). And all I got was this. The interesting thing is that she only picks up one jar, and it is not the bright green one she has on these, so either these were from other cuts or from pre-release images that were used for merchandising purposes.

>>724015216
shoot 1st, ask questions later

>>724025063
kek thanks for checking anon

>>724022277

look at the femanon with the full house

>show us your pussy

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>>724015216

I don't know call her an uber or something.

>>724022095
Nah, bro. I also agree this cunt is fugly. Kinda looks like bieber tbh.

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>>724025063
Although I find this scenes from Philosopher's Stone more interesting. (1:55:27, Chapter 27, if anyone has the DVD).

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>>724025793
Thank God they made her wear white tights.

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>>724026092
And I can't believe how young they were.

>>724015216
>unzips penis
>"let's not turn this rape into a murder"

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>>724015216
RAP HER

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>You're now aware that she got her first period while filming Harry Potter and that she most probably lost her virginity while filming one of the the last... I don't know, 4 movies.

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>>724021929
>>724023579
>>724023642
>>724023792
>>724023897

Which do you think is a shoop? This one, or the one where you can see a little girls panties?
hint: it's not this one.

>>724026166

Pepe gave birth to the bird.
Fuck off.

>>724015216
>implying you leave your house to do anything so you can walk in to find emma watson
>>I'm just as guilty, I'm implying you own your house and not your mom

>>724022277

literally no one else but anon demanded tits or pussy

>SMH

>>724026763
literally that person didn't demand it either

>>724015216
White Shariah Rape Gangs

>>724015262
underrated as fuck

>>724027166

/b/, I don't even know you any more.

>>724026374
But the bottom of the pot is in a different position...

dsadsa

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Think she learned her lesson and now she trims it?

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So this is an Emma thread now ? I came like 1h ago...

>>724015216

Wave my magic wand at her crotch and yell "ALOHAMORA"

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>>724015216
Pull out my gun and shoot the whore for breaking into my fucking house.

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>>724027634
Zimbabwe face.

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why no porn?!

>>724015216
Bowl of eggs, etc, etc...rape.

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>>724027230

>>724022176

EXIF
This camera belongs to: Daniel Radcliffe

I will call the police and watch if my things are in place. also I will break her arms since she is in my house without my permission, probably she is stealing all my shit

>>724022336

>stuck in Russia

Thanks Edward.

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>>724027808
No, it belonged to her hairdresser. He took the picture, uploaded it, noticed her shirt was see through, Streisand effect, she started sending cease and desist letters left and right.

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>>724027683
I fucking hope not, I'd love to eat that bush

Redpill her on feminism.

>>724015216
Tell her to get the fuck out of my house wtf

>>724027800
>that look

That must be what it looks like to know you could just take your pick of anyone and not be rejected.

jdimsa

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>>724027767

>>724028050
Jaundiced left foot would not bang.

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>>724028039

>>724027858
Did she date gay flash?

>>724015216
Ask her to leave because i want to fap.

>>724015638
Under a bridge.

>>724028266
Under d'z nutz ha got em!
Also chekd

>>724028202
I could actually correctly explain that color but I feel like doing so would make me seem OCD/autistic.

>>724028405
/tv/ in the background

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>>724015216
fuck, marry, kill

>>724028334
You were compelled to reply so I'd say you've already done that.

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>>724028164
>>724028031
>>724027832
>>724027749
>>724027723
>>724027559
>>724027491
>>724022380
>>724022176
>>724021667
>>724017300
What is she, an A-cup or a B-cup? Having a hard time thinking who has more boobs, her or Keira Knightly.

>>724028444
You got it wrong anon is marry, kill and fuck
Also chkd.

>>724026166

_-'

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>>724028448
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?!?!

why wasn't she a bad guy? she should be a bad guy

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>>724015216
Go make me a sandwich

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Ask her if pic related is true

>>724015216
Kick her in her stupid feminist cunt

Have her teach me wingardium leviosa

>>724015216
Fuck her Harry Pooter.

also, hi Emma. Come back to Maui and I'll take you back to chutes and ladders .

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>>724028190

>>724028872
wow...youre really cool...

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>>724028954

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>>724029078

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>>724029109

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>>724028814
Sure, the same way Miranda Cosgrove became her College's football team cumdumpster.
>Buh... I saws it on /bee/

It says this right at the top of every page on /b/:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>724015216
Smoke her up chat a lil

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>>724028872

Mfw is feg

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>>724029132

>>724023003

Much edge such wow

>>724022176
it says Emma Watson on the bottle

>>724029151
If this is true:
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Then how can we believe this?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>724029151
Then YOU are a fool

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>>724029514

>>724029538
she sells her urine in those bottles on the rich people version of ebay.

>>724022176
Probably given to her along with an award. It is a champagne bottle, after all.

>>724029547
Exactly mate

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>>724029652 was meant for >>724029538

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>>724029607

>>724015216
Burn the witch

Beat the British out of her

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>>724029761

>>724029652
the only award I wanna see is the one for when she finally gives us some nudes

>>724029765

but how do you know she is a witch?

>>724030327
she floats

>>724015216
open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk that dinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83nFiPoSuzU

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>>724030525
But first we have to see if she weights the same as a duck.

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>>724030990

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>>724031027
that lovely cleavage.

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What's her most revealing naked pic that's not a shoop?

Watch this

https://youtu.be/u5mPL6drboI

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>>724030026

>>724031388
well there are
>>724027683 , >>724022176
and one where you can see a tit and a half while she's in a taxi but I didn't save it because they don't look that good

>>724031529
I didn't notice the underboob before.

Thanks.

>>724031764
WHAT underboob nigger

>>724015216
British girls always enjoy a cup of tea. Pour some water in your kettle and show her your collection of fine tea leaves. I'm really curious to know if Emma is an Earl Grey girl or a Darjeeling girl.

Also, she enjoys a glass of milk and chocolate chip cookies right before bedtime.

Ok, I'm trying to actually plot this out realistically.

I'd probably just say hello, tell her she's a lovely actress and woman, and ask her if she wants any eggs.

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>>724031515

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>be mae
>Scotfeg
>Oi lassie, ah sais, ye're thut femus cunt from the telly
>aye, she sais
>aye, ah sais, ken aw ay yer porn vids
>she sais that they're no real.
>git an idae
>let's mek a real one
>fawks gonne say it's feik anyweys
>invite me lads
>the mo the merrrierr
>post on 4Chin
>b/etards say uhm a feggit
hur face when

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>>724032167

>>724015464
skullfucking emma watson's feminism mouth as she's trying to talk with her cute accent is about the hottest thing i can imagine

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>>724032740

>>724017782
she looks like a bad kisser, this was a turn off

>>724015216
How the fuck did you get in my house?

I like her better before she got all political tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSlvTsKYTeQ

offer her some tea and scrumpets

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>>724032572

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>>724033020

>>724033195
>hfw she knows you're going to zoom in on her nipple

>>724017300
That neck is made for kissing

>>724027628
It's fake you autist. Learn your meems

>>724033268
it's a shop retard, no way emma dress this slutty

>>724033195
Pasties only for 1 nipple ?

>>724033585
>it's a shop retard

that's why there are a hundred pics or more from that event and they all show the nipple. somebody went through and shooped them all?

>>724033603

my theory is she had both on, and one slipped off and down her dress. but i'm no pasty scientist.

>>724015464
>are you sure about that

How rewarding it must be to have Emma, Jesus.