I'm moving and I can't take it with me. What's

>>724012864
First deepthroat it and take a pic.

Also, why can't you take it with you?

>>724012864
Kester it you dummy

>>724012864
Obvious fag is Obvious

>>724012864
make porn so you can look back fondly, also, fag or femanon?

>>724013035
OP. I'm fag ofc. I was thinking of pranking someone but I'm too lazy to think of something

Give it to your dad as a present

Why can't you keep it?

Also, I fucking dare you to keep that thing inside your ass forever (unless for shitting or actual fucking ofc.)

>>724012914
>>724013309
I'm moving to another country, I just don't want the lady at the X-ray counter to blush. But we're still missing the point here,

>>724013383
The best use is taking it with you to the other country

>>724013383
Maybe she's a kink. Or ya know don't care what some x-Ray operator thinks ya autistic fuck

>>724013383
Take it with you, wink at her when she scans it.

>>724013383
People smuggle cocaine in their asses or fake preggo bellies, dildos are probably a norm, she wont give a fuck

>>724013422
>>724013450
>>724013502
>>724013530
I can buy plenty of this shit.
I just want to prank someone really bad. Hint: I live in a condo. I'm leaving rn. I can deliver results

>>724013705
Buy some rubber cement or some sort of adhesive that will stick to rubber, put a bunch of it on the base and stick it to someone's door at night.

>>724013705
Stick it in their rear . but first drug'em to knock them put. They'll wake up with factual big dick in They assholio

>>724013705
you travel intercountry right?
You will probably come by at at least one multible-floored building, just throw it at a random girl and record it....

>>724013705
Open the back of the toilet, unhook the chain that allows it to flush.

Put dildo in there, new resident will have to open the back to fix it and find the dildo.

>>724013142
ah righto, go to a coffee place, order a large coffee, sit down in the middle of the shop and start stirring the drink with the dick, see how long it takes to get kicked out, make sure to take pics of you doing it, for bragging rights. become a /b/ leg end.

>>724013801
Nah Nigga, stick it to thier nightstand or t.v. screen

>>724013903
this, leave a note saying "if you find this dont tell daddy or he'll use it on me again"

throw it at some Salafists

>>724013801
i second this, permanant dildo door knocker.

>>724013903
Haha oh shit, yeah this.

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>>724012864
why cant you take it with you? are you joining the no fun aloud type of cult or something?

Sell it to a pervert

>>724013903
>>724013933
LMFAO

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>>724013903

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>>724013903
Holy shit. Imagine it's a woman who calls a plumber instead.

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>>724013903
That would be it, but I don't have that kind of flush.

My time is out and I have to leave. You fuckers would be pleased tho, there's plenty of children in this condo and schools are closing rn

>>724014963
>mexican sign
>op is moving out

Did we finally deport your spic ass? Can't wait until we get our wall.

>>724015023
or he lives in spain and is moving to another mart of europe you faggot?

>>724015023
i think he is moving before the wall is finished

>>724015023
Looks more like Italian to me.

>>724012864
of course you can take it with you. nobody will look in your ass/vagina for hidden things unless you go to jail where nobody cares about that as you cant use it as weapon

>>724015023
It's italian

>>724015073
It's Italian. More Americans revealing their own ignorance

>>724015073
>>724015104
>>724015150
>>724015170
>>724015219
LOLOLOLOL BAITED FAGGOTS

Stick it in someone's exhaust pipe

>>724015023
obvious murican kek

>>724012864
prettiest dildo ive ever seen.

>>724015219
>american intelligence

Stick it on the hood of your car and ask girls if they need a ride.

Go up to a girl and poke her in the butt
Bonus points if it's a neighbor
x2 multiplier if she looks young

>>724015338
this

choke someone with it

>>724015219
dude i'm britfag, we fucked you spaghettis in WWII, you's had the ignorance to follow the nazis.

>>724015615
and plus, we don't need to learn italian because we stuck our dicks in your mama's meatball sauce, you faggots learn english because who won the war? the crumpets. 70 years and you's havn't been railed in the ass as hard since the brits.

>>724015940
H8rs gon' h8

>>724012864
neighbors mailbox

>>724015254
>Implying it's bait despite the fact that he's an uncultured faggot
>Implying

OP left abandon thread

>>724016493
i think triggered britfag made him gry back to his papi's lasagne.

>>724013933

beautiful

>>724012864
Go on the app whisper, give it to random girl have her send pics to you. Fap fap fap