You are at the club and this guy smacks your gf's ass.

kek
headbut him and break a bottle on his fucking head

rape him im 6'3 216ibs

>>724009361
ask him why he hit the air

where are his biceps tho? so look at those toothpick forearms lmfaooooooo

>>724009361
hahaha this manlet ain't even near 6'2 he's a fucking midget

noone places his tv at a height of 6 foot

Slap his ass and challenge him to a game of grab ass

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>>724009361
>btw hes 6'2 215lbs.
That guitar a uke then?
He's an angry little man- just like all the other angry little men

>>724009361

ahh hes not so big

6,6 205 pretty strong for a skinny guy physical labor since ten id be fine

Tell him to fuck off.

6'4 170 pounds who have fucked up more than my fair share of people who've got in my way being asshats. That said I could get my ass kicked as well but I'd feel worse being a cuck.

>>724009879
To add to that I kicked my cousin's ass once for slapping my girlfriend's ass. No problem there after, everyone took the position of "now we understand our positions on the matter feel free to get shitfaced and socialise moar"

Felt good man, he's way bigger than me so probs was a "I deserved this" rather than actually being able to kick his ass.

Just let him get my girlfriend. He's obviously superiour in a club setting. That's why I don't go to clubs.

>>724009361
Laugh at his meager attempt to steal my girl because we have a relationship founded on love,l trust and support. Also because she'd spiral into depression if she ever broke it off with me, but that's interestingly not my fault.

>>724009361
Look at him oddly. He must be an imaginary friend too if he can see her.

>>724009430

that counts for shit

>>724009361

ask him where his shirt is

>>724009361
Learn from him

Take him home with us and eat my gf out/lick his balls and cock while he fucks her doggystyle, then eat his cum out of her cunt.

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>>724010546
You drive one of these don't you Mr small peeny

>>724009361
6'2 215lbs.
Doesn't look 215. Maybe more around 190?

Probably brush it off. Beat him up a little bit if he was persistent enough.

Slap him on the ass.

It's the only correct answer.

Unless you make it a slap your girlfriends ass competition. That works too.

>>724009361
dump her for putting me in that situation

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I would do this to him.

>>724009361
Well by slapping my girls ass he clearly intends to engage in a man on man wrestle. Considering how obviously gay that dude is i would avoid playing into his gay sexual preditory tricks and instead engage in a wrestle with my girl.

>>724009361
go in the bathroom write a note saying "shouldnt touch guys gf asses dipshit" put it in ur pocket. now take a shitt in a pice of toilet papper fold it up. go to bartender an say please hand this guy a note for me. b4 she goes over to hand the note. walk past him on the way out an kinda bump into him while smearing that shit across his back an go to next bar.

>>724009361
I tell him to stop hitting himself.

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>slaps me a high five
Alright, that's cool I guess

>>724012139
>that body
life goals!