Share your best line that's actually worked on a chick.

*spits*

yo babaa, wanna du sum fuck?

"Here, taste this booger."

do you wanna build a snowman

"Did you fall from the local radio tower? Because you're sending off angelic frequencies like only a shooting star would when turning its back on God to do a bungee jump."

did you fall from the sky? because you look fucking terrible.

first okcupid message to current gf:

Hello milady, how are you?

*tips fedora

>mfw she loves it. brings it up all the time
>mfw she fucks on the first date
>mfw still at it over a year later

I just tell them the truth and give them attention

then I fuck them and make them cum

women love me

>>724008025
>2017
>using pickup lines
It's like you don't even wanna get pussy bro, you trying to evolve into the ultimate cringelord or something?

>>724008025
>>724008323
>>724009151

This is why you are still virgins. Who do you think you're fooling?

>>724010155
lol I love seeing these faggots believing this shit

They should put in the time and research this shit, this is key
I've been researching bodybuilding for 5 months and I've built a fucking internal library of knowledge that helps me get gains and slay bitches, talking total fucking dimes bro

All this confidence gets so many pussies wet that I long dick bitches on the daily

My wealth of knowledge also landed me a job, CEO of a major company and get paid 10k a day

Ask me anything faggots, I'll show you the light

>>724010155
>>724010980

Watch out, master pussy slaying machines here guys.

>>724011303
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>724011303
The original question

>>724011303
Is that you, John?

Me: I've got some coke up my ass, do you want some?

Her: What? Eww

Me: Just kidding *pulls out a can of coke from my ass* it's not the coke you're thinking of

Her: oh wow thanks anon *slurps the coke*

Do you want to get sushi?

>>724008025
"Hey, you wanna get outta here?"

Has worked many times at bars.

Risky one but;
hey we gonna fuck or not? this place is empty for the next hour
context - after a conference

"Hey you like Drake? I think his shit is LIT! Haha, hey I'm Kevin."
100% succes rate

>>724008025
lemme smash