Lurking since 2008 and it's finally time to say goodbye.

>>723895161
Fuck off no one cares

>>723895161
>my last shot at making something of myself
What do you mean?

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>>723895161
Don't kill yourself bro...Suicide is a temporary solution to a temporary problem.
This lady's videos have helped me out I hope they help you. AT LEAST WATCH ONE VIDEO you know you don't want to do this or you wouldn't be here right now. Peace and love bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWX0j546lU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFJEIBynz3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBMFDdakivI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G2YJiVPCPM

tell me your life story slav man

>>723896634
This.
We can at least hear you out.

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Walk it off.

>>723895161
>2008
>being this new
gtfo newfag

All the greats know that they will one day die by their own hand.

Hunter S. Thompson
Ernest Hemingway
G.G. Allin

There's some people who are too terrified of the prospect of death, and they want everyone else to be as scared as them. So they go around whiteknighting, telling people not to do it, that it's a cowardly act, that there's more to live for.

if you ask me, it's much more cowardly to keep living in vain when you know you've overstayed your welcome. You've gotta learn when to say enough is enough.

I'll see you when I get there.

>>723897058
found the retard

where from eastern europe

>>723897196
found the whiteknight

you ain't gonna save anybody, faggot

>>723897292
couldn't care less faggot. literally makes no difference to my life

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If you're going to kill yourself rob some rich prick, steal a car, do some drugs or even go fight in Ukraine or Syria. Why would you waste so much potential to dig yourself back up from the shitty place you are in atm.

>>723897352
then why are you ITT homo

>>723895161
I hope your passing is as painless as possible, anon. Goodbye

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>>723897058
At least Hunter S Thomson and Hemingway died old men. And they killed themselves because they were sick. GG Allen killed himself by accident.
It's not about being a coward its about the fact that life is full of bad shit BUT eventually you'll be happy. Most of the suicidal people here are kids or young adults who think the already know everything life has to offer when in reality their just ignorant little shits with no concept of TRUE pain or sadness.

You stupid nigger.
Make a paysite
State your going to killyouself after
X many niggers pay to log in and see u blow your brains out
Bag the cash
Start a new life
You can shoot a European nigger on cam if its not in you to scam anyone

>>723897556
>eventually you'll be happy
you got any guarantees to go with that?
yeah, didn't think so.

Also, Thompson planned on killing himself for years. Hemingway wasn't sick, he was depressed, and GG also told people he wanted to kill himself for years.

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Sad to see you go, anon, but you know your life far better than I ever could. Godspeed to the afterlife my slav brother.

Goodnight you Prince of Maine, you King of New England

>>723897394
Because a nigger bitch is going to make him not want to kill himself

Sharpie in the time stamp or this faggots new fag like fuck

>>723897394
why would you do gay shit that has absolutely no point?
>go fight in Ukraine or Syria
them niggers have been fighting and will continue to keep fighting, regardless if some sad fuck joins the cause and gets iced on the frontlines.

Do everyone a favor and don't give out life advice, you suck at it.

>>723895161
good night sweet prince of cuckoldry. may you rip in piece

>>723895161
Just fucking kill yourself faggot, stop begging for attention and just do it, nobody likes you

>>723895161
You know op after you die you shit yourself all your family or friends will find you like that so at least Dont be a inconsiderate fag and die in a river or something. No one likes to clean that shit up.

>>723897058
To me that quote could mean many things. I take it to mean something more like... we are all our worst enemy and are all untimitely responsible for our own demise. I do not think it was intended to be taken literally. I agree with you about whitenighting in that generally the motivations are selfish, but really, everything we do in life is selfish. Even when we do things for others it is for that dopamine release that we feel. We are all driven by neurochemical processes and instincts, and the will to survive one of the main forces that drive us. People who no longer have it have neurological disorder. They should not be encouraged by edgy Edgar Allen Poe fanboys and should seek medical help... also, unless you have a physical deformity, it's so fucking beta. How could anyone be such a pussy to jus completely give up. Idc if this Romanian bastard kills himself, but he should m lw suicide is nothing glorious. This isn't a Norm Richards film. Don't die a pussy. Die fighting.

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>>723897760
He planned to kill himself because he knew daily use of massive amounts of cocaine,crown royal and lsd would ravage you body and mind to the point of making old age a misery.

ALSO
Hemingway was receiving daily shock treatments that left him nearly invalid. He tried to kill himself many times but was to weak to lift a gun or rifle to his mouth. Sooooo yeah he was sick

GG alins death was still an overdose no matter what he said. He didn't leave evidence killing himself was his objective the night of his death

PS If your telling me that your going be miserable for the rest of your life you're either have clinical depression (for which their is therapy and medication) OR you a little prissy bitch who enjoys pity and attention.(eg emo or goths)

>>723895161
Don't do that anon, post why everything has turned to shit and let's see if we can sort it out

>>723898161
>die fighting
stop trying to act like there's any glory to life anymore, faggot

>you eat, shit, piss, work your life away, and obsess over girls that take dick all over their face.

Yeah, keep fighting the good fight, tiger. One day, the world will know your name.
kek

Op dead?

>>723898169
just cause you're a bitch and you're terrified of death doesn't mean everyone else has to be

Nobody's fucking forcing you to live, why all the fucking drama? Want help? Ask. Want attention? Go die.
Balkanslav here, not gonna call you my brother, you don't deserve it.

>>723898312
Give up and take it in the ass like you were born to you cuck

>>723896498
One of the friendliest people on /b/. Most are edgy teens who just spam "lol stream it" or "kys"

>>723898321
I hope not.

>>723898372
>actually getting rustled over other peoples choices
I'm gonna laugh myself to death long before I'm able to kms

>>723898365
>some faggot on the internet won't call me his metaphorical brother
whatever will I do?

Nothing's "clicked" inside you telling you it's okay to go. That's you trying to apply meaning and narrative to your life, which simply doesn't exist in real life.

You may like to tell yourself that some beautiful meaningful voice told you to go, so you can tell yourself your life is a "story" of sorts, but it's most likely just some random complex emotions, spurned by the smell in the air or something you ate that morning.

>>723898312
>obsesses over girls
>is clearly beta
>is right to give up

>>723898365
do a squat for me, bro

>>723895161
Godspeed, anon.

>>723898493
kys, of course

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>>723895161
How are you going to do it? Asking for a friend.

>>723898574
Only eastern slav and serb scum squat

>>723898573
lol not even talking about myself. I'm just playing the devil's advocate.

I've fucked enough girls to know that it's never free. You always pay for it in some fashion or another. There's plenty of great reasons to kill yourself; girls just ain't one of them.

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>>723895161
take some with you faggot.

Just blow your fucking brains out and quit wasting bandwidth on a thread that's gonna be gone in 15 min anyway if u want to post some emo remember me shit go to reddit so you can be with your people

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>>723898358
>>723898358
I'm not afraid of death champ..Im afraid of dying for some dumb pussy ass millenial snowflake reason like:
1.)getting dumped by a cunt.
2.)loosing a job
3) Mommy and daddy not paying for my tranny sex change.

Face it most of our generation is weak and soft...Millions of people go through harder shit(think somali child soldier) daily and they just accept the hard knocks of life.
Meanwhile in the first world little Justin's dad took away his Xbox so the little prick hangs himself from a rafter. Grow a pair kiddo life can be hard at times.

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Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

>>723898781
I'm married

>>723898781
shut the fuck up, varg.
you claim to love your secluded life with your dumpy ass wife and 20 kids, but you take every chance you get to break away from them and talk to the internet. You obviously don't love them that much if you don't feel fulfilled saying all the things you say on the internet to your own family.

Cuck ass faggot, your black metal sucks too. Darkthrone for life.

>>723898895
obscure reference

>>723898770
somali child soldiers are going to be about as smart as a retarded rock.

you do know there's an inverse relationship between a person's happiness and their intelligence, right?

that's why all standup comics are sadboys and all beaners think mexico is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

The dumber you are, the happier you'll be. I'm super stoked you're happy tho~

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>>723898895
i kek'd

>>723899081
I'm not wrong.

Half of it is he just loves to hear himself yap. The other half is he's secretly fucking miserable and desires constant communication with those very people he claims to despise and be better than.

At least Fenriz is a real nigga.

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>>723895161

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>>723898376
Thnks man, just trying to help since I've been there before and don't want anyone to do that to themselves. Especially if they have many years of experiences and adventures ahead of them. Happiness is something you MUST fight for at times but it is worth is. Stay strong brother.

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>>723895161
I have a gift.>>723895161

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>>723899397
https://slo.craigslist.org/cas/5987835055.html

Which I forgot to attach.

>>723895161
What happened?

There's always time to fix your life. We need you. Emigrate to the West.

>>723899540
shut the fuck up.
Last thing we need is more migrants.

>>723898781
But I already did... 79 times this year

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>>723899033
You choose to be happy friendo...If you lul yourself into a suicidal stupor because you think it will make you seem "smarter" I have some bad new about that "high IQ" of yours( could be the tight fedora cutting off blood flow lol)

>>723897556
>Most of the suicidal people here are kids or young adults who think the already know everything life has to offer when in reality their just ignorant little shits with no concept of TRUE pain or sadness.
citation required

>>723899788
never said I was a genius.
I just know enough to know better.
Your life is probably gonna amount to a lot though. It's a good thing you're in it for the long haul.

You'll get to be manager of Denny's in about 4 more years, you'll get to see your ugly ass kids be born and grow up to be wildly mediocre, you'll get to grow old and lose yourself in the throes of dementia.

You are something to be admired, truly.
Not even trollin'

:'( OP is a good guy, you can tell

>>723895161
feel the same bro.
oldfag here getting older and sicker in mind and body.

what keeps me here is what comes after.
after hearing from people who've had near death experiences the suicide is not treated well over there.

i'm an atheist but my religious upbringing still leaves enough fear for me not to an hero.

i also don't want to fuck it up and become a vegetable or die slowly and alone

>>723900077
OP is probably a miserable hateful son of a bitch who would drink the last beer in your fridge without batting an eye.

The world is better without him. The world will be better without all of us.

All of you telling OP to khs are fucking retards. Of course he wants attention. He wants attention so he has a reason not to do it. Even though 99.9% of time your useless ass faggot comments wont make a difference its all about that 0.1% when it will. You think you are some kind of badasses on the internet just because you say "Pussies fear death". No, morons you SHOULD fear death. It is the end. There is no see you there. Ahh most of the guys here as always are sad fucks. Depressed virgin sad fucks who want others to be as miserable as them or dead.

>>723900544
death-fearing whiteknight beta cuck faggot lol

death can't be any worse than life, it's a solid fact. It only gets better.

Just imagine the supreme blackness encompassing everything you've ever been. Imagine being so devoid of feeling and emotion, yet being too dead to care.

We used to fantasize about fucking pornstars, now we just fantasize about death. How grand it must be.

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>>723900032
>never said I was a genius.
No never out loud at least. You just tell yourself that when you get back home after the scary black kid steals the girl you never had to begin with lol.

>Your life is probably gonna amount to a lot though
The planet is a little blue ball in an infinite nothingness what you amount means shit or do you care what an ant does?. Life is all about experiences.

>You'll get to be manager of Denny's in about 4 more years, you'll get to see your ugly ass kids be born and grow up to be wildly mediocre, you'll get to grow old and lose yourself in the throes of dementia.

And you'll kill yourself and be a young prince in a magical land where you'll rescue a princess and she'll cook you breakfast in her sexy kimono...lol lol

The fact that things like a normal job like being a manager or being married scare you so much. Show how much of a man child you are. You so scared of leaving momy's womb(basement) and being an adult, that killing yourself is the only option(in you squinty chubby eyes).

PIC related its your fantasy

>>723900693
Haha thats what I mean all you are litlerally braindead. You cant imagine the void faggot, noone can. There is no "no caring". There is fucking nothing. And even if you are as sad as every fuck in here you probably find some happiness in jerking off to midget porn or taking pics of your sister.

>>723898169
>PS If your telling me that your going be miserable for the rest of your life you're either have clinical depression (for which their is therapy and medication)
this sentence demonstrates you have no experience with the treatment of serious clinical depression as you believe medication works like magic as does therapy. if that were the case suicide rates would be very much lower than they are.

Kill yourself

>>723895161
Can you drive a truck?

>>723900922
>yfw you feel so inadequate about your own life you have to try to argue with dead men walking.

did your uncle fuck your butt when you were 7 and you're doing everything in your power to prove it won't affect your happiness? Cause 10/10 if so