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WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? >Never had a GF, nor any kind of romantic/sexual

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2017-02-28 07:33:56 Post No. 723889019
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Anonymous 2017-02-28 07:33:56 Post No. 723889019 [Report]
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

>Never had a GF, nor any kind of romantic/sexual contact with anyone
>A month ago, drunk with my best friend and skyping this girl
>Drunk us actually convinces her to take of her shirt
>Keeps sending nudes, stops after a while, whatever: just a slut
>Two weeks go by
>Meet QT 17 y/o Girl, she's super into me
>Didn't realize she has the mentality of a 12 y/o edgy teen
>We have a date on friday now
>Two days ago
>Best friend on skype call with another Girl I knew for ages
>Hot AF
>Outta nowwhere, serious:
>"I sorta want anon to fuck me in the ass"
>Dumb af Friend says that I have a girlfriend now


WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO? HOW?
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Anonymous 2017-02-28 07:38:14 Post No.723889358
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Anonymous 2017-02-28 07:38:14 Post No.723889358 [Report]
>>723889019
None of this happened after the "never had a great" part
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Anonymous 2017-02-28 07:38:47 Post No.723889400
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Anonymous 2017-02-28 07:38:47 Post No.723889400 [Report]
>>723889358
*never had a gf
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Anonymous 2017-02-28 07:54:01 Post No.723890580
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Anonymous 2017-02-28 07:54:01 Post No.723890580 [Report]
>>723889400
I know it sounds like the biggest lie, but it's true

I'm literally memed to the core
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Anonymous 2017-02-28 08:00:07 Post No.723891038
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>>723889019
fuck them both at the same time like a true alpha
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