I kinda fucked up
>be me
>first year college student taking soci100
>prof talking about things that are caused by the same cause but said things don't correlate
>"Did you know that in communites where high amounts of ice cream are sold there are also higher instances of rape?"
>all I can think of is some pedo in a white van luring his victims in with the promise of some ice cream
>wantsomefrostymilk.wav
>chuckle at the thought
>"Those poor kids"
>wait
>I FUCKING SAID IT OUT LOUD
>fuckfuckfuck
>class is staring at me
>prof is horrified
>mother of 4 in the back passes out
>I had a good laugh
Off to a great start
you just want fucking attention you slut, half this shit never happened
>things that never happened
Quality thread, OP.