Be me junior in high school
Buys laser pointer
Edge lord with laser pointer
Last period of day
Points laser at teachers head
Sniper lol
Teachers moves head
Laser hits him in eye
Ohfuck
Teacher calls security and principal
Ask to search bag
Remembering buying weed at lunch
Ohfuck
Quickly gives them pen
No search
In principle office
Principal sniffing around
Ohfuck
Principal looks at me
Ohfuck
Do you smell that anon
Ohfuck
No
Ok your suspended for the week gtfo
Mfw I have a weeks worth of weed
Toke up, baby
>>723877019
You lucky lil shit bag
Fair play tho haha
>Eventually weed is going to lead you to harder drugs anyway, why prolong the inevitable?
>>723877019
Be me same exact thing happens except I was drinking jd honey out of a water bottle and passing it around class teachers sees it being passed I see her reach for the classroom phone
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I give the water bottle to my friend behind me
teacher doesnt see
principle walks in asks me to come with him
go in office
he searches my entire backpack
he finds nothing
look at me with a dead stare straight into my eyes for a good minute without saying a word and I do the same.
He sends me back to class and i let the other kid keep the bottle
>>723878367
>>723878367
>>723878367
being this stupid