Waifu claiming thread.
Previous>>723863899
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming best girl
>>723874637
If you had parents like me mine you wouldn't love them either.
>>723874992
Huh?
>>723875133
You should learn to fight irl. Smaller people have an advantage.
>>723875157
Omg take me fishing! I've never been.
Are you fat...?
>>723875569
Man I hope I experience a Superbowl loss. Do you feel any better about it since it happened?
Alex claimed.
>>723875800 mado
TaliZora#9002
>>723875157 [Houki]
You usually say really wise stuff when I ask, so if you don't mind, is there something you wanted to talk about?
>>723875800
Yes
>>723875883
Oh you're one of those.
>>723874937
Who said I would not come after you. It would be a battle of the ages.
>>723875943
wew lad
>>723875769
Fuwa Hyouka from Shimoneta has been a favorite of mine since I first saw her.
Idk, but she's really very pretty to me! Those eyes tired from studying and her devotion to find the truth. It's all so appealing! And that hair! OH that hair! Her character should have her own show oh my goodness, she's perfect
precious
>>723875883
I like being weak, to be honest.
>>723875939
Adding.
My discord is
Mado#0537
>>723875995
Then find a rich girl to buy you some.
>>723875524
Ah, i hope things go better for you. up to much today?
>>723875686
Why do you not claim a waifu?
And clearly you have never seen anything as graceful and sweet as a golden.
>>723876098
Yeah I'm loyal to my waifu.
>>723875883
The only solace I have is the memes afterwards were on point
>>723876188
Why would you like that? Do you want to bullied?
>>723876236
I don't claim a waifu because I don't like all the stigmata that comes with it. At least, I'm not going to post one here.
Golden shepards are pretty overrated. Worst shep tbh.
>>723876188
no swallowing kind of choke? so you can make lots of saliva and drool all over
>>723876261
I'm very sorry for your loss.
>>723876331
Of course i love to be bullied.
>>723876396
Exactly, although i always swallow cum.
>>723876394
:< -bandages your cross wounds and squeaks at Jesus to turn it down a bit-
Kek, your waifus are filthy.
This my waifu
>>723876551
>>723876188
Added, ever been tied up and milked?
>>723876239
No you just think you are but i dont feel like arguing tonight...
>>723876486
>Of course i love to be bullied.
Excuse me, but what the actual fuck.
>>723876551
Nice one, very cute.
Hello again everyone.
Expect slow replies
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>723876536
-gives off a faint smile-
In all seriousness, I just don't care to claim one. It's too much effort. My waifu isn't going to be claimed, anyhow.
>>723876692
Hello Lewdvia. Fast reply.
>>723876188
That's easier said than done. Finding a girl, a rich one that'd be willing to buy something like that for me..
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ySdscvZOhE
>>723876692
Hello love how was your day
>>723876664
Thanks
>>723876642
I have not, but it sounds very fun.
>>723876664
What do you mean?
Being bullied isn't even that degenerate compared to some of the things im into.
>>723876764
I could find one for you, if you don't mind pretending to fall in love.
>>723876408
It was nonstop memeing aimed AT ME for a week since I'm a huge Falcons fan.
>>723875883
Not anymore, but if I ever got back to eating that stuff again it wouldn't take long to get back to it. Fishing is pretty chill, just watch out for water snakes and some of the other critters.
>>723875524 (Tali)
You'll probably be over it sooner rather than later. It's good to have some since it never goes bad and is also pretty handy for particularly nasty coughing fits.
>>723875569 (Yuuki)
Public transit is nice in cities where the system is well maintained and secure, but it sounds like MARTA is DART, just underground. Guess I'll keep that in mind if I ever have to choose between a taxi and public transit.
>>723875972
Much appreciated. When it comes to that sort of thing I don't mind being an open book for others if it helps them out.
Usually around this time of night I find myself stringing a bunch of thoughts together. It took a while to settle on the plants for the birthday present, but then I remembered that red flowers are her favorite, we have a shaded area that would be perfect for some plants, and then I remembered camellias grow really well in these parts. So I decided on some red ones.
Bonus power play: Houki's IS unit is Akatsubaki, which is 'Red Camellia'. Best of both worlds, plus the leaves can be harvested to make tea.
>>723876486
how deep and how long can you hold being choked? and do you swallow your own?
>>723876870
They won't try and steal my kidney or anything?
>>723876870
post pic of your butt
>>723876870
I have the bed restraints already.
>still no pending friends
also on hrt or no?
>>723876953
True it just sucks atm
>>723876394
Golden Retrievers are best though.
Why is it you dislike doggos?
Define stigmata
>>723876974
I'm not sure, i can hold my breathe for awhile.
I don't make any.
>>723877079
Not as far as i am aware of.
>>723877095
Not on here.
>>723877129
I accepted it, and messaged.
Yes
>>723876754
I'm not lewd
>>723876840
Hello
It was slow, tired now. Don't really feel like being here today.
How was yours?
>>723876953
I mean, it's cheap and gets you where you gotta go. I'd honestly choose MARTA because taxis I imagine are expensive in ATL
>>723877183
German Shepards are much better for me.
I don't dislike doggos, it was a joke.
It's a Christian term used to describe the marks and sores of Jesus' crucifixion took place.
>>723876870
Yeah I don't need to know anymore. I have not lost faith in humanity just yet. Some, just not all.
>>723876394
How dare you dislike dogs? ;-;
>Need a cigarette or two will be back in a few love you all
Claimed ;3
>>723877380
What would you say if I rolled quints right now?
>>723877376
Not sure if I can trust you..
>>723877376
well have you tried on your own? maybe you aren't trying hard enough to make it
>>723877770
I was close.
There's always the dubs roll, right?
>>723877380
Bout the same but i accomplished alot
>will probably sleep really soon tbh
>>723877609
Sorry Tan.
I don't dislike dogs, just certain breeds.
>>723877609
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
>>723877815
Why, what makes me un-trust worthy?
>>723877820
I don't even have a dick though.
>>723876953
Interesting. Everything going alright otherwise? I am gonna head to bed soon.
>>723877376
so where can I see your butt
>>723877129
Yeah, but hopefully you're not out of work right now because of it.
>>723877524
You're probably right. I have a bit of money to throw around for peace of mind if needed. Not all public transit is horrible, Toronto has a really robust system that is also pretty secure and user-friendly to get around the metro area.
>>723878016
I thought you were a cute guy
>>723878048
Im not
>>723877584
Kinda hard to pick up on that kind of joke as some people are serious when they speak like that.
German Shepards are cute too but not as amazing as the golden.
>>723877609
This lad gets it, how long have you been here?
>>723877982
Why do you dislike goldens?
Are you jestin?
>>723877376
so where
>>723878016
I don't know you.
https://youtu.be/sSkUxUD6xQo
>>723878017
Yeah, the days fly by faster and faster at work and elsewhere. Once you hit a certain age, you blink and another year's gone by. When you look back on it though, there's a certain calm to it.
Beyond that, it's been an interesting 4 months or so in this community. I hung around for the hell of it, but many of you are interesting fellows. Even learned a few things here and there from talking to some of you elsewhere. To that end I don't mind investing time for those wanting some advice or perspective from me.
>>723878017
are you ready to cum?
>>723878273
I don't know. I'm much too drunk and tired to handle this
>>723878716
are you being lewd mashy?
>>723878273
>>723877982
>all this dogger talk
>I have to post mine
Post doggos.
>Rory-sama
As always
>>723878716
Only if its in the back of your throat
>>723878716
Lewder! Out of nowhere!
>>723878716
Mash.
>>723878026
Discord.
>>723878196
I could be, no one really seems to know what i am.
>>723878364
Discord.
>>723878379
I suppose.
>>723877770
Nothinf2cause you didn't
>>723877827
You can roll anything it won't change anything. I'm not in the mood tonight
>>723877967
Well that's good. I'm glad you got a lot done.
Honestly maybe not sleep for mme but at least hop off here
>>723878859
cute?
>>723878273
>>723878822
Let me correct my testimony. I don't dislike goldens, I just don't like the breed
>>723878606
Thanks Houki. I appreciate your work. I'm gonna be heading off then. Night.
>>723878716
Where would you like it most?
>>723878836
only for misaki
>>723878868
who are you?
>>723878870
hi ^^
>>723878916
hello
>>723878438
>one hour
>>723878929
you should know
do you stand up or sit down to pee?
>>723878929
Well you did say you were a girl but you know everyone just doubts that.>>723879063
How goes it?
>>723879063
Me
>>723879063
oh. lucky her, then <3
>>723878837
Cats > Dogs. Blind deaf one I need to take care of until friday.
>>723879063
Hai. How's you?
>Saya
>>723879022
Let me correct the correction of this testimony.
I prefer shepards over golden retrievers
And mixes of them don't really work with me. I'm not a fan of cross-breeding.
Besides, I'm more of a cat person.
I have a lovely cat, and he's all I need.
>>723879121
sit down.
>>723879162
I look like a girl that's all that matters right :^)
Off to sleep, good night /waifu/
>>723878985
claiming shizuru, as always.
>>723879447
That's enough for most here
>>723879022
> I don't dislike goldens, I just don't like goldens
Explain.
>>723878837
Aww, how old is it?
>i would post my doggo if i had the pictures on my computer right now.
>>723879514
Night cutie.
>>723879045
In my mouth!
>>723879045
See you around, rest well.
I think I'll be heading out too. Good night.
>>723879447
so you fap or schlick?
>>723879562
Fair enough.
>>723879662
schlick
>>723879162
i'm horny again and i can't help it...
>>723879186
you?
>>723879191
she's never going to feed me
>>723879288
that cat doesn't look every blind to me
>>723879709
so a girl
>>723879718
I am
>>723878868
To your who are you?
>>723879514
night, friend <3 sleep well.
>>723879718
I'm sure you'll find food sometime.
>>723879767
Indeed.
>>723879608
My favorite. On your tongue or down your throat?
>>723879645
Good night, Houki.
>>723879718
He is though. Walks into walls and can't sometimes find his way around the house.
>>723879709
Yeah. I'm playing munchkin right now. >>723879718
Just fap already
>>723879867
see not so hard to tell
>>723879839
so what's up?
>>723879851
i only want to feast on misaki's warm and gooey spunk!
>>723879982
force my face down and cum in my throat!
>>723880041
he just needs more snugs and cuddles
>>723880059
i've been doing that for hoursss
I jerked it to the thought of her pissing in my mouth.
I feel no shame.
>>723879288
Catters are fine too. Doggos are my preferred though, most cats dont like me or just ignore me. Sounds like they had it rough before though.
>>723879564
She is coming on 3 months. Maybe closer to four. Thats an older pic though, working on getting another. Have one of a numbered doggo. Lymphoma, hes going soon, though we hope not too soon. 3 years at that pic, he wont see 5.
>>723879746
By mixes you mean a mix between a golden and a shepard?
>>723880059
What's munchkin?
>>723880109
It's more fun when it's a mystery.
>>723880250
That's right
>>723880132
oh misaki please do that to me
>>723880245
Bark bark woof
>>723880255
sure is I wouldn't mind finding something else there in fact It would make it better
>>723880174
But a sex toy or something. >>723880255
It's a board game. I actually ended up at a friends
>>723880550
buy*
>>723880174
This throbbing erection
>>723880245
Oh, that's sad, well best to give him all the love he can get.
>>723880302
I prefer the OG Golden, can anything be more perfect?
>>723880174
you dirty bird.
>>723880174
He does. Not when sleeping though.
If you lift him up and hug him, he really digs his claws into your shoulder and doesn't want to let go.
>>723880632
not him but i want to see it.
>>723880174
I promise it'll be real warm and real gooey, too.
After that, we'll look for some of your personal belongings to ruin with cum. Do you wear glasses?
>>723880550
which one should i buy?
>>723880632
are you okay? im not interested in taken men
>>723880681
i raelly am sorry, i feel so out of my mind right now and ican't take it anymore
>>723880689
aw poor kitty. has he hurt you?
>>723880633
Pures are always perfect, huh?
Nothing can beat them.
>>723880812
ah i can't stop drooling
you're not suppose to egg me on!
and yes i do
>>723880856
It does hurt a bit, but it's fine. He really just likes to be held and carried around.
>>723880632
Stop being a pervert
>
>>723880921
>>723880856
I don't know. Google around.
>>723880388
Don't get too excited for that
:p
>>723880550
I don't have any friends.
>>723880633
Recent pic of new pupper. And Rufus is getting all the love possible from his owners.
>>723880375
Bork bork bork
>Rory-sama
>>723881079
can he find his way around the house and stuff?
>>723881212
i can't because my wifi is baaaaad
>>723880935
Only thing that can is another pure golden!
>>723880681
10/10
>>723880689
4/10
>>723881212
9/10
No time for the rest now
>>723880983
Perfect.
While you're still choking on my cum I'll whip up some fresh stuff and get a nice, thick wad on your lenses, make you walk around all day with them.
>>723881362
^-^ I might fall asleep soon, what about you?
Losing juice here :<
>>723881115
Fine
>>723880721
I know
>>723880856
Then you arent truly horny
>>723881328
You seem nice. You could make some. >>723881356
I don't know something that vibrates?
>>723875769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
>>723877982
Good, good
>>723878273
Longer than you think Nai, was under a different waifu. Won't say because reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rly4EirG7m0
>>723878016
Woe, gonna have to stop you right there commie.
>One smoke turned into two two turned into three next thing I know i'm on my 6th. I need to stop
>>723881328
telling me not to is making me already
>>723880856
>are you okay? im not interested in taken men
you are totally fooling us :p
>>723881356
Yeah. Most of the time.
>>723881546
-hug-
Welcome back.
Staying up late I see
>>723881423
now i feel really hot and bothered... okay im leaving to "fix" myself, bye misaki -//-
>>723881472
i don't want AIDS!
>>723881474
im leaving now, seeya
>>723881757
misaki is single though, i think
>>723881762
i want your cat.. bye now~
>>723881474
You just don't know me very well yet.
>>723881546
I will slaughter you fascist pig.
>>723881559
Might need to find out for yourself then, huh?
>Mado
>>723881353
Good, he deserves the best.
And she's a cute.
>>723881468
Gonna stay up for a bit.
Have a discord?
>>723881546
Why reasons? something big happen?
>>723881375
>4/10
That's improvement.
>>723881523
holy shit.
>>723881156
>>723881879
even if they were married you'd still go for it tho :^)
>>723881987
>>723881879
Bye. >>723881893
Well what would I not like?
Claim
>>723881897
No, I'm not a heretic P-P
However, I do have a Steam.
>>723881879
I won't let you though. I want you to beg for it...
>>723882080
-hugs-
>>723881472
You better behave yourself
>>723881893
>Such is life in Moscow
>
>>723881995
Hi friend. How are you.
>>723881893
of course and I would leave it for last, plenty of things to do with your butt and neck
>>723881879
I dont have aids ya doofus
>>723882172
>expecting me to behave...
Its like you dont know me
>>723882154
*Hugs back*
>>723882134
>No, I'm not a heretic P-P
Define that.
And no steam here.
>>723880245
It usually just takes a right way to approach them first time. Only doggos I really like tbh are those huge bear-sized floof balls.
>>723882069
I'm not sure, what you like to be fair.
>>723882172
:)
>>723882225
That is true, do you like boobs?
>>723882080
get on discord -_-
>>723881523
This is all true. The dislikes on this video are pathetic. Byzantine must rise again and be reconquered.
>>723881775
You to <3
>>723881893
The fatherland will not fall, she will rise again.
>>723881897
You all know the story, you just don't remember it. I do, I was the story and the power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRqqCBODXs
>>723882291
Heretic- someone who takes part in acts of heresy.
...
Ah, alright then. Sorry we couldn't work something out.
>>723882474
Ok -_-
>>723882571
old man -_-
>>723882389
>dogs represent their owners appearance
>huge bear-sized and hairy
>>723882051
>>723882637
my dog is white and I'm not white
>>723882618
Why did you delete me -_-
>>723882709
ew a nigger
>>723882421
I like butts a lot more , and you can still suck on a nice nipple even if there is no actual boob
>>723882744
xd
>>723882741
I was mad at you -_-
I still am
let's play game
>>723882421
Well what things do you not like about yourself?
>>723882795
:(
:(
I can't :(
>>723882886
why not?
>>723882784
that's gay
>>723882637
Kek. I'd probably get St.Bernard if I ever decided to get a dog.
>>723882953
not if you say no homo
>>723882929
I need to go somewhere again
Bork bork.
Sigh. Today's...I dunno man.
It's a sighing kinda day.
>>723883033
fill it up already old man -_-
when will you be back?
>>723882510
I thought this had something to do with a previous waifu?
>>723882542
Then what is the P.P stand for and why after heretic?
Well i suppose we can speak whenever i come back.
>>723882681
>>723882510
Long live MOTHER RUSSIA.
>>723882784
I have boobs.
>>723882817
I'm content with myself, its other people that have a problem.
>>723883079
Pets behind the ears
fuck im going crazy
stupid misaki turning me on so much..............
>>723883113
-_-
About the same time i would normally wake up i think
Could be before or after though, idk
>>723883249
size?
>>723882238
Of course. Silly of me to expect better of you
>>723883239
>>723883331
you're literally always gone
I have no clue when you even wake up -_-
>>723883264
*licks your hand*
>>723883249
That's good. What problems do others generally have?
>>723883309
make sure to eat your juices~
>>723883309
Put some ice cubes into your pants. Should cool you down.
>>723883444
Who's that in the photo with the legs? :>
>>723883437
I'm sorry :(
It doesn't matter then
>>723883584
Alice3D, or CeltyPlays on Youtube.
>>723883591
I'll just try to stay up -_-
>>723883584
>>723883412
Maybe i should just take you right here...
>>723883444
I guess i can allow this for trips
>>723883079
Bork?
>>723883118
It does. I've said to much. nobody must know my previous waifu.
>>723883249
Every father must beat her mother. The fatherland will rise commie!
>>723883369
b
>>723883484
eh nothing i want to talk about heere
>>723883662
why are you advertising yourself.
>>723883773
Ooo beat me.
>>723883703
Don't -_-
I want you to get sleep -_-
>>723883717
fucking skeletons are spooky
>>723883309
I'll be here.
>misaki
>>723883831
I want to spend time with you again -_-
it's been a week since we've spent time together
>>723883773
Elle?
>>723883819
goes along well with a cute round ass