"That one kid" thread >That one freshman lanklet

>That one kid who's retarded so he just sits in the back with a coloring book as a Teachers Assistant just shadows him

>That one creepy kid who had sex with his retarded sister

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>That one kid with no friends on /b/

>That one kid who breathed way too heavily through his nose

>>723871866
/b/ is like the weird kids headquarter

>That one kid who drops his pants all the way down at the urinal, in college

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>that one kid that shit his pants in 7th grade

>That one girl who always kinda smells like piss

>that one kid that would make a blizzard by scratching his head

>that one kid who tries to discreetly masturbate in the back of the class, but everyone knows what he's doing

> that one kid in computer lab who changed his background to car shit
> that one kid who'd make the sticky keys sound and make that other kid yell HEHE WHOS PLAYING MAYRIO?!?!?!
> that kid who cried when he lost his bakugaun
> that kid who was always ready to argue and if he lost he'd get mad and flip his hoodie up sit alone with his DS
> that one nigger kid who uses his headphones as speakers and smacks his lips and sucks air loudly through his teeth.

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>>723872659
I beat the shit out of that last kid when I was in HS.

>>723872907
story?

>>723872907
Which kid?

>>723872659
I'm the first one. C'mon dude, I grew up in a trailer.

>That one kid who insisted they have been on the deep web, but really has only been on Reddit a couple times.

>That one kid who in response to being told he was "more like a cousin or brother" by his crush says "well we do live in the South ;)"

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>that one nigga in the 3rd grade who used to drive to school

>>723873224
sure
>be me, senior year of HS
>raised in South Dakota by my grandparents since my parents were never around
>grandparents are racist as shit
you can kinda see where this is going
>be in studyhall
>stupid fucking token nigger is sitting in the back of the class blasting his shitty music
>tell him to turn that shit down
>he turns it higher
>continue to ask him to turn it down, less and less respectfully each time
>he puts it at full volume, doesn't give a shit
>get up and punch his dumbass in the face
>broken jaw, chipped tooth
I fucking hate niggers.

>That one kid who was really cool with the forensic teacher who fought in the Yugoslav Wars and ended up doing a favor for him by hiding a body on the Long Island Beach.

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>>723874156
please don't ever post again

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>>723873974
>studyhall

There was your mistake.

>>723874265
I already passed all of the classes I needed to graduate.

>That one kid who thinks Harambe memes are still edgy

>>723873974
This is cringe my dude, humans dont act like this and as much as i hate niggers you he probably wanted drown out the noise from your autistic spats.
> make a better fake story.

>>723872284

Sign of sexual abuse

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>>723874443
>le i finished classes me-me

Was your school too retarded to allow soon-to-be graduates like you to leave early?
And what were you to expect from study hall?

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>that one semi-popular kid the would bag hoes by telling them lies about his "shattered" life and reputation and how edgy and angry he was, yet he was a complete fucking faggot when it came to anything else

>that one kid who thinks he's a psychopath and gets his ass beat after threatening people

>that one kid who pins you down in the toilet and rapes you like his father raped him

>that one kid who gets really upset when you say pikachu

>that one kid who is constantly bullied that ends up bringing a gun to school and shooting their tormentors plus a couple of others because yolo then offs himself

>>723875835
This was me

>that one retarded kid with a mullet who gets triggered if you say 21

>that nerdy kid that you get free food from but when you try to talk to him, he acts like a fucking retard

>>723873814
Wineeeeee

>that one kid who has a limp wrist and dribbles everywhere that you laugh at, but deep down you feel bad about it

>>723876826
This was me

>>723877691
I just realized, I always put my hands in a position that makes it seem like I have a limp wrist, and
I salivate a lot.

I wonder if anyone thought or currently thinks I have issues.

>>723872383
i could do this in high school. ah the good old days

>that one kid who is ultimate weeb

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>>723872383
I'm sorry okay!? Fuck dude you think I like this? You fucking think I haven't tried every fucking dandruff shampoo available? I even tried some weird French on that I had to get imported that came in metal bottles!

>that one kid who knows all the memes

>that one kid who has to say something obnoxious every time the teacher finishes talking

>that one kid who keeps trying to say Pokemon isnt for little kids.

>that one kid who swears he watches anime for the plot

>>723874512
>that one kid who memes

>that one kid who wears the memes

>that one kid thats just always saying he gets drunk and high all the time but never actually does any of that shit

>>723871267
>that one kid who looks like a 12 year old girl so you call him faggot and bully him but then go home and fantasise that your fucking his bitch ass and then feel bad so you hit him harder for making you feel gay

>that one kid who is edge lord wears leather jacket and is overly angsty

>those faggots on penny boards

>>723874567
how do you know anon?

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>>723879753

I thought the same thing but fuck if they arnt the smoothest ride ive ever had

I fucked they're tight little assholes

>that one poor kid you and the rest of the class would gang up on and tease the shit out of because he was a thieving little latin american nigger salvadorian shit.

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>that one kid who insisted on literally thought deadmau5 is pronounced dead-mow-five
> that one kid who actually printed out a troll face after finding out you are aware of memes and then slowly pulls the fucking troll face over his while looking at you from across the class and makes you cringe in your fucking bones

>>723871267
>>>723874156
>please don't ever post again
Is this a reference to something?

>that one kid who can "double jump"

>those faggots who tried to make troll face

>>723879968
Im not the anon you replied to but urine/feces smell is a classic sign of neglect from not washing clothes and not bathing.

Its not necessarily a sign of sexual abuse, but on the other hand strange behaviors regarding urine and feces definitely are because the bathroom is one of the most common places abuse occurs.

>>723873814
>Kyera
>Tayauzshane
>Jatavis

Fucking niggers man.

>>723880108
You know somebody who actually did this fucking lol

>that kid that left their bottles of chewed up tobacco fucking everywhere

>>723871267
>that one kid who never uses the catalog

>>723871267
>That one kid who would speak as loud as he could when he was talking to teachers

>That one kid who literally used quotes from his own fandom to talk to the teacher, then explained his entire hobby to her when she was confused

>That one kid who stuttered while talking about a cringy topic in general

>That one kid who tried to make the corniest fucking jokes to the Stacys and Chads.

>That one kid who made a school club with the help of the vegan art teacher in her 50's with bleached hair

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>That one kid who keeps talking about how he walks crooked cuz he has a big dick.
Fuck you Hatcher, you fucking homo.
Pic unrelated.

>>723878982
>that one kid who watches anime/reads manga in class

>>723871267
damn anon did you get publicly humiliated
haha faggot

>that one kid who took karate and said he could beat your ass
>that one kid who wears the assassincreed hoodie
>the one kid who naruto runs to lunch
>the one kid who wears the naruto headband

>That one kid who blasted off "Pumped Up Kicks" in class but never shoots

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>>723880846

>>That one kid who literally used quotes from his own fandom to talk to the teacher, then explained his entire hobby to her when she was confused

jesus christ you just gave me a cringe flashback.

I remember some girl with mild autism being completely shocked our home ec teacher wasnt familiar with the anime "Highschool for the Dead" and went on a rambling tangent about the plot.

>>723881106
>>the one kid who naruto runs to lunch
>>the one kid who wears the naruto headband

I think you mean the frighteningly large group of kids

>that one kid who uses memes in normal conversation

>>723881106
>assassin's creed hoodie
I shit you not, I know the guy in my high school who did this. He's a bit edgy, but he's chill.

>those fags who draw anime furry weebo garbage on white board

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>>723881106
>tfw when I used to be autistic
>tfw I used to naruto run elementary school

I still cringe every time I think about it

>those kids who think they're badass for drinking monster every day

>when those autistic drama fags are doing shriek the musical

>>723881298
Some douchey faggot who I actually used to be friends with actually dressed up full-costume in Naruto gear and Sharingan contacts.

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>mfw when I was that one kid

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>>723871267
>that kid who walks around with a boner for half the day
>that kid who talks a lot of shit but cries in the first real fight he ever gets into
>that kid who always, ALWAYS has a snarky answer
>that kid who is too weird to fit in with the normal crowd, but continuously rejects the other weird kids because he thinks he's above them
>mfw I was that kid

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>>723881106
>that one kid who wears the assassincreed hoodie
fug that was me

>>723871803
Knew one of those

>>723872160
Change shit to piss and I knew one of those too

>>723879968
>>723880428

Different guy here. Sexual abuse can cause bedwetting in children. Add to that a poor home environment where sheets aren't washed and hygiene is neglected, and you have kids that smell like piss.

>the weird emo fags who wore ball crushing skinny jeans and wore all the hot topic band tees and had paper cuts on wrists and allllll the shitty rubber band bracelets

>mfw I was said fag

>>723871267
You know, looking back at those days most of "those kids" were really sad.
>that kid who's obviously lonely and neglected but is too socially awkward and bitter to let anyone help her
>that kid who's terrified of just being another average joe, so he ruins his free education with drugs and crime, and ends up being forced to spend his life in dead end joe jobs
>that one kid who sleeps with any popular guy who looks at her sideways and acts emotionally dependent so they have an excuse to dump her and give her the emotional pain she thinks she deserves

>that one kid who jailbroke ipods for people and would charge them
>me

>mfw I was all three

>>723874532
>le everything is fake

Nigger detected.

>that one kid with the huge sideburns

>>723874512
>>723879272
>knowing these kids

Underage ban gtfo

>those faggots who rode the longest long board and seeing them luv it around like the peasants they are

>lug

>Those kids who wore all black, Hot Topic shit, looked all emo, had those wolf tail shits.
Typical RAWR XD person.

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>That one kid who acted super stylish but had a total pizza face
>That one kid who vomited all over the class
>That one kid who got super competitive during recess

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>>723881402
>kids who drew lame shit on the board in general

If it wasnt a big cock spanning across the blackboard, it was lame

>>723871803
honestly i knew someone who was raped by their retarded sister

>those niggers who play every sport

>>723881191
a girl watched highscool of the dead? I always thought the ecchi drove them off.

>that one kid who tried to fake being sick ever day
>was me

Knew a guy in high school who's sister falsely accused him of raping her. Went to juvi for s bit, then got out when the truth was revealed. He was really fat though.

>that weird quiet kid who is always alone but is alright to talk to if there's literally no one else


That was me

>that one kid who brought a satanic bible to school
>that one kid who broke into a teachers car and stole money
>that one kid who would wear his gym shorts under his clothes because he was self conscious
>that one girl in school who would sniff her fingers and rubbing her vagina
>that one retarded kid in school who stalked a girl EVERYWHERE

> that one kid who listened to jazz a few times and made sure EVERYONE knew it

>>723882763
Heavy shit brah

>>723872659
>not liking cars

what are you, a faggot?

>>723884377
>that was ur mom

> That one kid who lost all of his friends because he didn't want to start smoking pot and getting drunk every weekend.

>>723884227
Same bro. Especially with all those loud as ghetto kids.
>AY teach, we was jus playan. Dindu nuffin.
>Ayo mang, wassup. Why you so quiet?
...
>*goes for that complicated handshake*
Hesitation.
>Bro don't leave me hangin'
Give him regular formal handshake.

>>723884554
> that faggot who excommunicated himself because he didn't want to have a good time

>>723884377
I was really expecting a broken dick at the end of this.

>>723882241
i was the first one. too many hot bitches went to my HS

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>that kid with the really bad stutter
>the teachers still pick him to read out loud anyways


Th-tha-that w-w-w-was me.


Fucking dickhead english teacher.

>that one kid thread
>that one kid who kept calling the teacher mom
>that one kid who was always buying people food as a way to try and make friends
>that one kid who tried to rape a girl in the bathroom but she pushed him over and he hit his head and died, so she was traumatized by both almost getting raped and killing a dude
>that one kid who felt the need to tell people how much money his dad makes

> That one kid who's dumb as a brick but gets into honors/AP classes cause his mom is on the PTA

>>723883719
found the inferior white beta cuck

>>723884311
Knew two of those. One of them actually walked behind a girl (who was CLEARLY holding her boyfriend's hand) and he just said "Jenny. Bye... I love you." The other kept asking to hold some girls' hands, they'd get kinda creeped out.
Yeh they had some mental thing.

>>723879479
Kek, this was me in Highschool.

>>723884863

Please tell me you frequently use the phrase d-d-d-did I s-s-tutter?

>>723884668
I'd put up with nigs, at least someone would talk to me. But Im a europoor and went to small private school. It was a great place, really. Im just very introverted

>>723884960
At mine, almost every black guy had a damn sports bag and played a designated sport, so I wouldn't say his was far fetched.

>>723885107
Wasn't a black guy. It was those cholo spics. Never really liked them despite being 100 percent Mexican myself. Guess you could say I was white washed.

> that kid who developed photos of his classmates in Photography class and used them as wank material when the dark room was empty

>>723885024
Kek. Could do. But Im a blocker. Not even the stereotypical repeater, you know? If im really stressed, I just completely lock up and cant get a word out.

Presentations were hell.


>job interviews soon

Just kill me now, fam. Might try and see if I can get a prescription for xanax.

>>723882763
>that kid who's terrified of just being another average joe, so he ruins his free education with drugs and crime, and ends up being forced to spend his life in dead end joe jobs
this was me

>>723885245
God I know how you feel bro, I had to move back to the shitty country, hated every fucking second being in mexico.

>>723878591
anon you know detergent for cloths put that shit in your hair i tries it and it worked for me, but be carefull it does fucking burn and dont let in your eyes

>>723885598
You still there or did you move back? I haven't been there since ever, especially after the inflation on the peso. Fuckin Pena Nieto.

>that one dumb rich kid other kids were friendly to only to get free food from the cafeteria
>that one kid whose voice change wasnt complete and sounded like a weird radioactive frog.

>>723885592

Not gunna lie I would never in a million years hire someone with a stutter.

I know it not their fault but goddamn i want to hit them in the face.

I'm the same way with any other speech impediments and heavy accents though too so I think its legit something in my brain.

>that one kid who plays clash of clans in the back of the class all day

I am still in mexico, it sucks I hate being here, I am know as "el mamon" because I refuse to talk to anyone. And yes the fucking president is a fucking idiot.
>>723885839

>>723885314
Did something similar sophomore year of high school. I'd sneak pictures of some good fap material when ever I could.
Gawdammit Ashleigh, you had a thicc ass, and those tight jeans and ugg boots would make you look extra hot.

>>723871267
>that one kid who wouldn't stop talking about Communism
that kid was me

>>723873974
>Broken jaw, chipped tooth

You don't fucking break someone's jaw and only chip one of their teeth, the jaw is an extremely fucking tough bone

The amount of force required to break someone's jaw is enough to break a few of your own fingers

Make a better fake story next time

>>723886269
the fuck does mamon mean?

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>>723880108
Ayyy lmao, dat me
I also did 'pools closed' pics, various 'hilarious' webcomics, and other assorted memes (I remember carrying a Duckroll full page image around for quite some time)

Shit was free to print out in the computer lab, and our teacher just didn't give a shit.

I also talked about Runescape constantly, to anyone who would listen.

I was massive faggot in HS, and it was great.

>that kid that would unironically wear bowler hats and fedoras

>>723886269
SHIET. Well I wish you the best of luck mijo. Make it back to America in one piece someday. Hopefully sooner than later.

>that kid who had lots of friends and commited suicide

>that one kid who hits and sleazes on all the girls
that kid was me. I eventually caught some girl that I liked and lost virgo at 16, feels gud man

>>723886528
Somebody who's an asshole pretty much

>>723886520
Not necessarily.

I'm not that anon but a guy I used to drink with got his jaw broken when some chick slapped him because he had a stress point/hairline fracture or whatever there already. Nigger could have just already had a weak/damaged jaw from something.

>>723880108
I always said dead-maw-five to piss off a bud of mine

>>723886520
not that anon but thats just false.

dude broke my jaw with an open hand slap. my health is average.

>>723882927
>Trying this hard to cover up your made up faggotry

>>723886528
Spanish slang. Search it on the urban.

>>723886528
not anon you talking to but im pretty sure it means somthing like you think your tough shit something like that. I'm mexican american too so i heard this before

>>723886661
Thank you anon

>>723886528
not anon you talking to but im pretty sure it means somthing like you think your tough shit something like that. I'm mexican american too so i heard this before .

>>723879551
fucking kek

>that kid that would say edgy shit but looked like a greasy melvin

>>723886898
No problem.

That kid who thought he was smart and friends with the cool kids but really they only made him feel that way so he wouldn't shoot them

>>723878591
Don't wash your hair for 3 weeks, just rinse it. Dandruff will get really bad and then go away.

Shampoo washes away the natural oils in your scalp and your body overreacts by creating more. Then it gets washed away, and creates even more. Dandruff ensues.

Takes a few weeks of rinsing only to balance back out.

>those faggots who would make rage faces in class

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>that one kid that dated the school whore and wore a shaved head so he can get used to being shaved once he joined the marines
>that atheist kid that parkoured everywhere and pretended to be gay to pick up chicks
>that whore chick whose sole purpose in life was to round up as many nerd orbiters as possible
>that kid that wore an army uniform to school every single day
>that kid that went super saiyan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRx2ghh-8bI
>that kid that would call in bomb threats just to get out of tests
>that kid that was literally customgrow420 in a guy fieri button up shirt
>that JROTC kid that would go on all the field trips just to dry hump girls on the bus
>that special ed kid that did nothing but make dolphin noises all day

my school ruled

>Those faggots who'd always say "LOL get rekt." For fucking anything.

>>723883492
>tok who vomited all over class
Did that shit junior year after eating 2 edibles that morning. Just hung out with an old buddy of mine who called me out on it 6 years later.

>That one dumbass soph who lit the palm trees on fire, put it up on Snapchat only to get arrested by his dad cop. Yes this actually happened. Only reason it wasn't on the news was because the fire eventually settled.

>>723887689
LOL get rekt

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>>723888138

>>723878585
There was too many of us that could relate
Im almost certain thar japan anticipated a cataclysm so thy made a fool proof plan to slowly fuck over any country that fucks them

Once we nuked japan they used their art and fucked up with these fucking weebs

>>723888888

>>723886693
rip bobby nash

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>>723888131
>lit palm trees on fire
how?

>>723878756
This one hits me right in the home

>That one kid with glasses and running shoes that would run to every class

>That one kid who played acoutistc guitar badly in the reject corner of the cafeteria

>That one kid that always blasted metal and headbanged

>>723872160

yea i knew a fucker who did that, it was disgusting, he didn't even care when he did it

>>723888997
Props for Mal.
Essentially he snuck behind those huge metal containers full of all sorts of shit, pulled out his lighter, and just went pyro. The palms were dry as a New Vegas virgin, so it just spread. Some weird freshman girl made a vlog on it. Lemme see if I can find it for you.

>that one retarded kid who asked the hot girls out every other day
>that one retarded kid who wanted a high five every time you saw him
>that one kid who wore a trench-coat every day
>the pizza faced burnout who had a hot girlfriend just because he had access to weed
>that one chick who was engaged since she was 16 and divorced shortly after graduation.
>every dumb bitch that has a kid now

>that one gay kid who got beat up because his friend thought that his girlfriend was spending too much time with me and suspected her of cheating with me
>that one kid who dated a furry who was into some fucking freaky shit and then got labeled as a furry in turn
>that one kid who was friends with the girl who always showed up to class in sunglasses because she was high as fuck
>that one kid whos friendgroup mostly consisted of people that ended up in prison as adults

>>723888997
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9RJlw0PbXg8
I haven't seen the whole vid. Sorry in advance if the info is shitty.

>>723884936
Very Nice

>>723889333
Same guy who wore Assassin's Creed jacket later started wearing a trench coat every day. Really cool guy if you got to know him, just still edgy.

>>723886042
Underage and B@

>>723889177
Forgot
>that one kid that fucked a tranny "without realizing"

>>723872536
we had one of these. He'd always have a blanket on his lap. Like nobody knew it was a jack-blanket

>>723876950
that's oddly specific

>>723881684
another reason the 2000s have been nothing but cancer

>>723882241
I was the last two for sure

>>723882937
every high school since the 60s has had one of these pussymagnets

>>723886756
>ends up getting life devoured by 4chan anyways
Its a fucking curse

And you are here forever

>>723887647
THAT NIGGA STR8 BOOLIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB1zUlVGfxU&feature=youtu.be

>>723889692
in retrospect I feel bad about how I acted towards trench-coat kid.

He would have had every right to bring a gun to school and kill the shit out of me and my friends.

>mfw he was actually a sweet kid that got ripped on a lot for having a speech impediment and wearing a trench coat.

I deserve all the terrible things that have happened to me since high school

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Hey, what the god damn fuck are you trying to pull here? Do you think you have the point? Are you going to tip this conversation in your favor? Are you going to get all beast mode in here and ask me to, "Come at you bro!!"? Well...I have news for you, fuck you in the right goat ass my nigga.

F-U-C-K Y-O-U! http://thefreedomforum.com/topics/kakistocracy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0x0Ipp9tPU

>>723889797
Oh man your school seemed amazing

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>>723871866
Isn't that erryone here!? Goshdamm nigg pay attention!

>>723889797
back in my day, highschools didn't have sissy tranny ladydick faggots running around, so there were no trannies to "accidentally" fuck.

We had regular queers and faggots, but if you fuck one of them, you were just a faggot.

>>723890121
We've all been there. With me, it was a super skinny, skinny kid in middle school. We always picked on him for looking like a twig. Look back at it now, I feel like absolute horseshit. That kid had family problems, lost his younger sister, existential crisis, spent one more year in 8th.
Gosh I feel like shit.

>>723871866
>one

kek

>>723890359
Every time I feel like life is treating me unfair, I remember high school. Then I'm like "oh yeah, I'm a piece of shit and I deserve this."

As long as the people I used to give shit to have happy lives now, I really don't mind. But if I'm suffering AND their lives still suck, then fuck this gay earth.

>>723890325
mine had a tranny

They got so fucking destroyed everyday but as the quiet type that i am they trusted me forsome reason
Heres my favorite part out of all of that thins life
>be me 16 yo boy
>leaving gym
>tranny comes up to me
>"Why is (friend 1) and (friend 2) always laughing when i walk by?"
>walk out trying not to fucking lose it
I will not miss that place

>>723890036
ON MY UNCLE

>>723890537
We'll make it through anon. Don't worry.

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>>723890325
Dude, I hear you..which is why I ask...what THE FUCK can we do about this!?

>>723890895
doubt it. I'm really just wasting time until I become
>>723886693

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>>723890537
You probably have some form a leadership you haven't' tapped into yet. Shut your piehole and and step up to the plate...I think?

>>723881684
That was me.

>>723890964
parents need to stop fucking their kids in their basements whilst wearing Garfield masks.

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>>723891150
This is Super Potential... FOR FUGGIN ANTS.

>>723891150
Oh I was the leader alright.

I was the ringleader of the dickhead group of shits that made fun of anyone that wasn't like us.

Nobody needs that kind of leader.

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I knew this one dude who was >that one kid in a lot of ways
>assassins creed hoodie
>read manga in class
>pathological liar
>was that one kid who said he was going into the military but nobody believed him
>mfw he actually left

>>723871267
>That one kid who asks way too many questions and doesn't do his work which eventually slows down the productivity of the whole class

>>723874532
Well we weren't talking about a human now were we, nigger?

>>723891392
There's always reformation.

>>723876341
Something tells me this is you anon

>that one kid who has tons of colored friends yet he makes the best racist jokes

>>723891537
why do you have to say nigger? That is disrespectful

>>723891677
yeah cause he learned the jokes from them

black people come real with the roast.

"there's two ugly people in this room, and you both of 'em, nigga"

>that one kid who dropped the term "neck beard" in a uni class, and when the professor asks what it is, he explains that they are betas who wear fedoras and are obsessed with my little pony
>professor tells him he has a neck beard
I keked

>that nazi kid
>that liberal kid
>that communist kid
>that dumb roastie in CS shitting up male homogeny
Reeee
>that kid who really didn't have friend but was grateful to have a circle of aquatiances to sit with at lunch
Also me

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>>723871267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y

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>That one kid that had anger issues and threw a desk at another kid.

>that one kid who thought he was the shit because he cussed at the teacher
>that one kid that always tried to one up everybody in any way possible (oh you only got 3 hours of sleep? I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 3 DAYS HAHAHAHAHA)
>that one kid who blasted shitty music on his speaker
>that one kid that would play CS in the computer lab

>>723889502
that one kid who was freinds with the girl who showed up to class in sunglasses because she was high as fuck
fuc that was me
pretty good weed though

>that one kid who always brought his guitar but only knew how to play seven nation army

>that one kid that faked asthma because he sucked at tag

That one Mexican kid that said nigger so a group fight broke out and racial tension between blacks and browns lasted awhile

>>723878844
You just made me mad
>>723880940
Actually had some Asian kid watch animu in community college. I don't think I saw him after the 3rd week

>That one girl who dressed up as the fuck knows what cancer patient from Stranger Things and argued with the southern kid about trump
>the student council who decided doing interviews on "fandoms" was a good idea

>>723892744
>mfw I went to school in the boonies so we never had to deal with that shit.

>mfw when there were like 2 black kids in our whole school and they were whiter than any of us. Loved hunting and big trucks and shit.

>>723893029
get out underage faggot

>that one kid who wears the same ushanka with a hammer and sickle on it everyday, regardless of weather.

>>723893033
Not like that anymore bro.
I graduated just a couple years ago from a Mississippi high school that's literally surrounded by corn. Niggers everywhere, not blacks, niggers. 50% of the school, niggers. I won't miss that place.

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>>723892195
>mfw that kid was my arch enemy
>that one kid who showed porn in the middle of lunch

>that one kid who had the severe acne who would still try and wear abercrombie clothes like it would make a difference

>>723880258
Aahahahaa dude, fucking this

>>723871267
>that one kid who always walks up to you, says a random thing, and then laughs in an annoying highpitched screech

>>723871267
>tfw you were a homeschooled faggot but you work for a combined primary/middle school now

AMA if you guys want. Is this the kind of shit you guys went through?

>>723893491
We had this kid at my school. Name was Rory.
Actually a solid dude. Just had cystic acne like a motherfucker.

Felt bad cause he had this girlfriend that was obviously only with him cause he bought her nice shit every other day.

Hope that fucker's acne cleared up so he can slay some pussy now.

>That one kid that thinks Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha is better than Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica

>>723871803
>Guy trying to use that as an in to bang one of my friends in hs
>he messages her on fb, word for word, "I know it's weird but I just really miss having a gf. I haven't had a gf since my 11 yr old sister died."
>we still don't know if he didn't truly understand the meaning of "girlfriend" or if he unironically thought that not being able to bang his dead sister would make a girl pity him enough to give him a lil pussy

>>723871267
>that one kid that would eat paper when he got stressed

>that one kid who believed squatting like L increased their cognitive efficiency by 40%

>that one kid who was overly athletic and blamed mistakes on other people

>>723873806
Kek

>>723884772
dude i was thinking the same thing holy shit

>that one kid who liked to corner me in the bathrooms and fuck my ass after shop class

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>>723891236
wtf

>that one kid who would always want to compare dicks to see who had the biggest

>mfw he'd call me a faggot for looking at his cock

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>>723895283

>That one kid who wore an Iron Maiden sweater to school every single day.

I was that kid. Maiden is great.

>that one kid that everyone liked and adored then turns out he was mega abused and took his own life and not a single person had a clue.

>That one broken lifeless girl that everyone used as a cumdumpster that never changed over many years

You know? The one that is just unfixable and doomed to be whored out all her life

>>723895393
If you've never been molested as a kid, that thing will go back in time and fucking fiddle your ground floor like a freshly hired janitor

>that one kid who left your life, with no form of connection to them after the fact, thus removing them from your plane of existence

>that one kid that was always friendly to you and you abused multiple times simply because he was weak

>>723895551
maybe you should have asked how he was doing once in a while, faggot

>that one girl that could have been everything you wanted but turns out she's a cheating slut so you change your mind about all females on the planet

>>723895732
these masks are the #1 choice amongst dads and uncles that want to play a little game called "kiss like the grown-ups"

>>723895748
We all did

He was a professional boxer, a thespian and a guitar player

He had 40+ close friends and was always amazing at everything, he was the person with no worries that you idolised.

And then he offs it and it turns out daddy was fucking him for years

>that one gay kid who tried to use his sexuality as a personality because he had zero merits

>that one gf that plots to murder you and you catch her before she does. And she ends up in jail sending you apology letters.
Sex was galactic tier

>>723895879
maybe you should have asked if his dad ever fucked his butt, faggot

>>723872284
I had one of those in my school. The whole family smelled of piss and she had a retarded sister. I think there was some incest going on

>>723895983
Lol

>>723895849
pls stop

>>723896093
that's what daddy's little girl says

>that one kid who would stand at the urinal next to you and try to pee on your dick

>>723878344
You're posting on /b/, with us, should answer your question

>>723884863

>Had a really bad stutter
>Except when I was reading
It was completely gone every time I read something out load. At some point I just imagined I was reading what I was saying during normal conversations and it eventually just went away mostly.

>>723896368
loud*

>that one loner kid who really liked MLP
In my case, he was a pretty alright guy.

>That one kid that brought his whole entire pokemon deck to school everyday in 7th grade and then in 8th grade thinks hes cool because he skipped school for two weeks and fucked an ugly whore

>>723881106
>the one kid who naruto runs to lunch
>the one kid who wears the naruto headband

This was literally my little brother. He went on to stab me in the neck with a cheese knife. Felt bad man

>that one skinny kid who thought his ribs were abs
that was me

>>723872659
>with his DS
Underage b&

>>723896551
>better than being the guy who's jealous of the pokemon dweeb that fucked an ugly whore

>>723896629
>being jealous of a manlet
I don't think so. I'm fucking ecstatic I fucked some cute bitch at 16 then some cheap ass hoe at 13.

>>723896709
*than

>>723874512
I cant atest to being this every once in awhile

>>723896709
you didn't fuck nobody.
you probably beat your dick like it owes you money


i've got a new one
>that kid who blatantly lied about banging chicks and everyone just said "uh huh, sure you did"

>>723874532
Shut up faggot my friend got punched on the bus by a nigger for telling him to turn his music down. It's surprising when they act differently.

>>723896822
bet I don't have proof nigga

>>723896822
also nice dubs

>>723881684
My cousin was that kid then had a heart attack. He lived another day to drink another monster

>That one kid that raped his sister and lost all of his friends. At least the ones he was dumb enough to tell.

>>723886042
Agreed underage b& you fucking cuck. If you had clash of clans while you were in school then you're a weeboo faggot who is probably like 15

>>723895950
That sounds like a hell of a story, do share???

>that one retarded kid that was all retarded that I raped in the locker room

>lol he's dead now

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>>723879636
Sup faglord. Got an extra smoke?

>>723897932
>that one kid who was always saying how flawed the american school system was until we all held him down and came on him

>That one kid who naruto ran was caught red handed molesting an 8 year old girl with his brother roughly a year after graduation.

>People went to prison for almost killing them and the local news painted them as victims of hate crimes because they have "autism"

If only I was joking

>>723876341
>That one kid who instantaneously hunted down and punched out anyone who tried to act tough

God bless you Kyle. I hope those years of boxing paid off.

>>723898092
I hate the times we live in
I want to kill everyone
but first the autists

>>723898127
That one kid also looked like the guy from The Cure. There were literal fedoras at my school, but none on that level. Most of the weebs eventually started doing meth and "hailing satan". By that, I mean raping children.

My small town is majorly fucked, anon.

>>723876679
>>723876679
Evan?

>>723898494
Dinkleberg?

>>723876534
ha. good one.

>>723898494
Yes

>That one kid who shit his pants in the locker room and left the shit in his pants for 2 HOURS

>That one gay kid that makes "That one kid" thread

<That one kid who cant greentext

>>723871267
>that one kid that just fucking sleeps and does nothing
ours is russian so he doesn't know jack shit

>>723871569
Reading that made depressed.

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>that one girl who really likes horses

I always felt it was something sexual, and I still do, afterall, a lot of horses pop their cherries

>that kid who joked about suicide so much the teachers actually got worried

My whole class

>>723901445
holy fuck you just brought back memories of the horse girls

>had horse everything
>had horse stickers on horse folders inside their horse binder
>mfw I'd always give horse girls shit about liking a useless animal
>mfw I'd tell them cars replaced tard-clops a century ago.

You're dead on though. it was ALWAYS subliminally sexual. Usually stemmed from mommy and daddy not giving them enough attention and them finding solace in brushing their stupid fucking equus 10x a day.