Why have you not joined the army /b/? Only severe medical

>>723867279
Cause I'm joining the Marines, faggot

My neighbor with PTSD killed himself recently.

He wasn't in the Army though- he was raped by our priest. As for me, I have one of those seven medical conditions.

>>723867279
I did my time.

>>723867279
Conscientious objector.

already a marine

>peacetime bullshit


>ffffffuccccc

Because I'm educated and not poor.

>>723867279
>join the military
>possibly the most beta thing one can do

because i had a high enough asvab to join the Navy.

>>723867279

because I'm not about to sign my life away for x amount of years while we have a raging lunatic as Prez

>>723868733
I dont know. Even I can see all the panties dropping when some blood wings walk in.

I joined the Navy, so I could at least get a trade.

Because I was smart enough and rich enough to afford college.

>>723867279
Waiting for the emperor of man kind to reveal himself then I'll join the guard

>>723867279
At Fort Hood right now waiting to ship to eastern europe for Russian aggression

I went to college and got 2 degrees before going to the Navy.

>>723868898
>you'll get alot of pussy for being a serviceman
Trust me fam, you don't.

>>723867279
I'd rather join the marines than join the army

>>723869209
How old are you?