Waifu claiming thread. Previous>>723852263 The rules

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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o

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>ITT

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カラミチーマス

4chan once again disables night theme, blinding me in the process

>>723863999
no
":o fags get out ..."
??

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>>723864047
I never used the night theme.

>Tanya claimed

>>723864146
no uwu

>>723864201
Wow, lucky lucky.
-//0//-
How's Oreo holding up?

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>>723863886
Probably should...I'm meeting with some friends tomorrow to go over some material for the exam

>>723864267
i'm not konata

>>723864047
It is quite unpleasant.

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KUH-LAMED

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>>723864157
You should try it. It's relaxing to the eyes.
>once you go black you can never go back unless you're someone who defies logic or 4chan slaps the black out of you

>>723864380
It's worse than shining a laser in your eye after waking up in the middle of the night.

>>723864343
Okay.
Do you know how Oreo is doing, at least?

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>>723864286
Everyone does it differently though. I know that if I let things slip by, it's harder for me to get back to them. I've always preferred to stay ahead of things because of that, plus I always enjoyed the peace of mind knowing my work was done. What classes are the exams for?

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>>723864157

>>723864498
owo what's this
>>723864582
last time i heard konata was fucking him :o

>>723864705
Poor kitty -//_//-

Who are you? :o

>>723864773
one of his gringo friends uwu

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>>723864662
The one on Wednesday is Software Engineering, and Data Structures on Thursday

>>723864871
-hug-
Nice to meet you.

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Lost in the light of our golden ages
Found in a book hidden on the pages
Words for a time we'll wake on a perfect day

>>723865002
My beard itches while reading this.

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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

>>723865104
Hello Lewdvia!

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>>723864576
Hey Louise, how goes it?

>>723864907
>software engineering
>data structures
Way over my head, but if you're goofing around in here, you should be good.

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>>723864907
IT field?
>>723864663
2 lewd 4 me
>>723864571
/pol/ slapped he black out of me some time ago.

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I'll just claim Toko and bugger off

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>>723865139
Not really, I just have a bad habit of procrastinating

>>723865147
Computer Science

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>>723864705

>>723865238
:< I'm sad to see you go.
*sniff*

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>>723865139
>don't bully
TIME TO POST BULLYING
STARTING WITH THE LITERAL WORST THING IN THE FOLDER

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Claimed
>>723865147
Who's this qt?

>>723865238
bye friend

>>723865489
hi friend

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>>723865085
https://youtu.be/KCxu254yg2U

Who here likes symphonic power metal?

>>723865584
are you >>723865238
?

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>>723865147
I'll ask for that story next time I see you. Good night

>>723865656
sorry no
im other friend

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>>723865147
>

>>723865716
not interested

>>723865446
Tanya Degurecheff, AKA Angry Nazi Loli.

No really. That's what I named my folder of her. Technically the story is set in something akin to WWI, but she still basically acts like fucking Hitler.

>>723865869
ok sorry

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>>723865837
Without the filthy nigger dick.

>>723866073
That's not a dick, that's a sushi.

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>>723865139
It goes well!
How about you?

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>>723866134
Observe closely

>>723866134
It looks like a nigger dick, and that's enough reason to remove it.

Literally no one likes black people, not even black people, and their dicks look like turds.

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>>723866245
ENHANCE

>>723865336
Hey, I might not be the brightest person, but I know what sarcasm is
>>723865489
See you around, mate
>>723865656
Nope, that's not me, sorry

>>723866258
So you think of nigger dick when looking at a large sushi roll? That's uhm... weird.

>>723866366
listen here faggot, the whole point is for it to look like a dick, hence Tanya's expression. It's "sushi" for comedic effect. I know you're just baiting, but I feel obligated to reply just in case.

>>723866134
Nigger sushi.

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>>723865887
I can get behind WWI loli Hitler.
>>723866245
10/10 would eat

>>723866533
Sushi is pretty fucking good.

>>723866641
AND SO IS MY GET
HAHHH!

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>>723865258
Ah, i'm going into networking.
>>723865446
This>>723865887

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Hi

>>723866510
All niggers are sushi, but are all sushi niggers?

>>723866861
Fuck off.

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U mad white girl?

>>723866968
>mfw not a sushi
>mfw I have no face

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>>723866941
:(

>>723867070
Go away......

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Someone shoot me and put me out of my misery
>>723864047
Im using night theme right now

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>>723867016
>mfw i have no face to face people with face to face

>>723866861
hi :o

>>723867129
-pulls out a gun-
-shoots myself in the head-
XDDDD

>>723867177
hi hi hi

>>723866898
Sushi studies.

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>>723867198
You bastard, take me with you

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>>723867102
:(
Why?

>>723867177
Hi

>>723867148
I see that speck of armpit hair, it's almost microscopic, but I can see it.
What does this mean?
ALICE IS A SUSHI IN DIGUISE

>>723867246
Career Suishi-side

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>>723866721
I want to do security

>>723867381
Please?...

>>723867314
Over my DEAD BODY
*ba dum tss*

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>>723867129
That can be easily done.
>>723866533
then follow my lead into battle!
>>723866353
>>723866245
>>723865837
>>723866134
fucking this.

>call a dick reference disguised as sushi a nigger dick
>thread beginning to derail towards sushi debate
guys I'm sorry

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>>723862260 (Houki)
#RawGarlicKillsInfections

>>723862314 (Louise)
I am healthy! I never thought there was anything wrong with me until I went to therapy anyways.

>>723862392 (Anonymous)
You could also lean against her and it'll remind you of a mother.

>>723862396 (Tanya-chan)
What was some wide asshole too, like a hotdog down a hallway.

>>723862461 (Yukiteru)
Dealing with family...

>>723867381
:)

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>>723867532
Tell my why you don't like me :o
Who even are you?

>>723867647
Whoa, what the hell? Why are all those posts deleted?

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>>723867647
Are you sure about that?

>>723867386
You would also tell that's a man's handwriting too.

>>723867737
STOP. REMOVE. DELETE.

>>723867716
You bother me with your presence.
I'm an observer, per se.

>>723867737
DELET THIS

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>>723867563
Aaaay that almost makes me want to not die.
>>723867585
Imagine if you could feel a blood clot in a single vein in your temple

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>>723867742
That's a good question!

>>723867745
Well if I end up beating a bum up for no reason again I'll know something is off.

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>>723867801
:( why?
If you tell me who you are I'll leave.

>>723867674
:)

>>723867737
It's not even good.
>>723867742
Late post from last thread
>>723867506
Security is a great choice considering what is going on now a days.

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>>723867647
>Yukiteru
Assuming that's referring to me, I know that feel. Hopefully they're cool though!

>>723867966
don't leave :(

>>723867148
>3
Where did you get this photo

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>>723867991
Yeah, it's a really neat field! Very hands on and interesting

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>>723868054
Someone wants me to

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>>723867991
I keep forgetting picture.

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>>723867961
I think the fact you ever did is indicative.
But, I gotta go now.
Byebye for now sono

>>723868032
Yukiteru is from future diary
Yukinari is from girls bravo

>>723867966
I'm just somebody who's seen you post here before. I don't like you. Please leave.

>>723868204
Best lolis of this anime season, bar none.

>>723868202
who cares what someone else wants :<

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>>723868032
They're all baka and barrow a lot of money from me.
And get upset when they have to pay me back.

It's like how am I suppose to pay rent? Do they want me to move back in?

>>723868206
Please don't leave me with these... people.

Good luck Louise and stay safe.

>>723867761
The fact that there's two pillows concerns me. One must be for the dog they own. The one they fuck, I mean.

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>>723868395
Yeah...that's a bit backwards and totally inconsiderate. Maybe that's their big plan :thinking:

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>>723867887
My temple?

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>>723868271
Only when you tell me who you are.
Stop hiding in anonymity

>>723868361

I want to know who dislikes me

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>>723863899
QOTT: If your waifu broke down and told you that she has had sex with a black man, could you still be with her?

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>>723868202
Stay forever
>>723868395
Momo a cute
>>723868588
In your head
>>723868599
Not if it had happened while we were together

>>723868592
not me uwu

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>>723868480
Rent where I live in $1.5k a month + internet and food. I hate these high taxes. Don't ever live in a sanctuary city.

>>723868599
Of course because I love her. And I have a lot of black friends and they're all cool.

>>723868753
She's mine ._.

>>723868588
Do you want to deflower Tanya while whispering sweet nothings about the Third Reich into her ear?

>>723868592
Shush Yui.
I'm some autist who occasionaly visits alice's threads, as well as the waifu threads.
That enough for you?
Geesh.

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>>723868840
Good lord, $1.5k?? What's a sanctuary city?

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>>723867647
>raw garlic
Don't forget about your other homeopathic superfoods and prayer. It'll cure all.

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>>723868753
Oh
>>723868846
>deflower
Elaborate

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>>723868599

>>723869064
He means take the virginity of.

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>>723868599
That would never happen. to begin with.

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Claiming best girl

>>723868599
I don't know.. That's a tough one..

>>723868934
A city that houses illegals driving up living space prices. Sort of like CA - you know, with their debt of 443b, at a rate of nearly 43 billion a year now.

>>723869064
Stick meat stick into warm girl folds, remove meat stick, reinsert, continue until meat stick sneezes goo and makes babby.

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>>723868840
You a cute
>>723869064
It is the worst kind of pain

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>>723868910
Naw, I think there's more.
I'd reckon you are a claimer as well
Anons do not decide whether I stay or not.

>>723868788
I know not you

>>723868753
I plan on it

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>>723868599
She would never do such a thing!

>>723868840
Did you vote for the Rent Is Too Damn High Party for NY Governor?

We're pretty much a sanctuary city here too, but rent is lower since Texas doesn't like taxes.

>>723869432
:)

>>723868840
what if it was this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIPv9ffdoE

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>>723869429
Pain? I am pain.
>>723869300
>>723869118
Fuck yeah.

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Here and on mobile

>>723869432
Well, if you're not leaving, theres nothing I can do.

hmmph

>>723869599
*sip*

>>723869571
Post moar lewds.

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>>723869280
Gotcha, I've never heard of that before.

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>>723868934
A sanctuary city is a city that puts illegal immigrants before their own citizens. They give jobs, and government benefits to them as well. Leaving everyone else to starve.
I'm not against illegals and I have a lot of best friends who are illegal, so I don't know what to think.

>>723869009
It burned the f*** outta my mouth too! But after 20 minutes of eating it I was able to crawl to the bathroom and piss

>>723869429
Stop that right now.

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>>723869571
Now turn on yourself
>lewd
>>723869432
Good

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>>723868599
That's an odd hypothetical that doesn't at all fit with the character of my waifu.
Her strong sense of loyalty is most of the reason i like her, frankly. Losing that, black man or otherwise, i'd probably have a hard time maintaining a relationship if i can't trust someone.

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>>723869527
:) I love you

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>>723869897
Never!

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>>723869484
MSM keeps that to themselves~

>>723869552
I love all people, baka

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>>723869723
Here's my personal favorite. I like the thought of her violently coercing me into sex.

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>>723869897
Yeah, that's kind of a gray area, especially for you I suppose. I don't think we have anything like that in GA I don't think

>>723869931
I coudn't do it

Sorry maki :(

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tfw no bf

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damn I should live in Texas...

>>723870176
i thought you were from texas?

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>>723869723
>>723869921
Not gonna happen.
>I got to take a shit
>Intense shiting song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFYVcz7h3o0

>>723870247
are you a qt pi gril irl?

>>723870247
u cute?

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>>723870247
Don't worry about it too much. >>723870282
No

>>723870340
>gril

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>>723869897
The subsidized housing is helping push prices upwards here. Same with crime since affordable housing is in pockets even near some of the nicest areas. All the more reason why I went the house route right away and skipped renting +saving up for a down payment.

>>723870176
I don't know about a full sanctuary city like Austin or San Francisco, but I'm pretty sure Atlanta has plenty of government subsidized housing among other things.

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>>723870294
Nope, born and raised Georgian

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>>723870011
You have a waifu!

>>723870176
Oh damn GA is crazy! Come here to NY

>>723870247
I hate being reminded of that every day.

>>723870143
Thank you sir, may I have another? <3

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>>723870247
Be mine i have a dig bick
>>723870453
How to get rid of headache?
>>723870504
Im poly m8

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>>723870453
I hit reply and immediately thought of Atlanta and the metro.

>>723870504
Hell no! GA is where it's at!

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TSUNEKI CLAIMED

>>723870421
if you are really a girl you should have no trouble finding a bf.

but you may have to lower your standards depending on how you look. still you have it a LOT easier than guys looking for girls

>>723870326
Jokes on you, I'm fapping to the lewds sent by someone else.

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Honk

>>723870736
HOLY SHIT
WHAT THEA UAIELA:

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>>723870282
Get ready for the heat if you ever moved down. At least the taxes would be much, much lower. No state/local income tax. Cost of living is still real cheap, but that may be subject to change soon.

>>723870567
headache from sinuses/being sick, eye strain, blood pressure, or something else?

>>723870577
Yeah, that was the first city that popped into my head too. I've been through there a few times, but never stuck around very long.

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>>723870340
I'm alright, i think.

>>723870349
not sure

>>723870387
I'm not worrying about it too much.

>>723870504
Sorry.

>>723870567
How big?

>>723870662
That person wasn't me.

>>723870878
HNNNG

>>723870912
I claim u as waifu

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>>723870912
Good. So what did you do with your day?

>>723870587
>p
HEY STUPID CUNT. POST SOME LEWD PHOTOGRAPHS

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>>723870878
Feels like pressure in a single point. Could be sinus or blood pressure.
>>723870912
Its yuge
>jk its really slightly above average

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>>723871010
o neato

>>723871072
I woke up, went to the store came home and had steak. Now im just listening to music and drinking chocolate strawberry tea

>>723871112
How big though?
5-6?
7+?

>>723870143
The thought of her violently thrusting her boot into my cheek, as she forces me to lick her wet, virgin pussy until I drop is so fucking hot.

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Night

>>723871382
6-7

>>723870912
post butt to find out

>>723871394
>394 ▶
>>>723870143
I could of added more detail onto this, but I am typing with one hand right now.

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>>723870878
No one really does. I've been numerous times for Braves games and whatnot. My dad worked as a firefighter in the metro for 20+ years and saw all kinds of shit.

>>723871394
>Tanya will never stand over you and piss directly into your mouth or sit on your chest and go right there
Urination is such an underrated fetish. I'd lick her dry.

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>>723871382
Nice what music? Never had that sort of tea. Is it good?

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>>723871471
gn

>>723871504
Oh, pretty nice size then.

>>723871514
I'm very smol.

>>723871682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAKy6m83yME&spfreload=10

It's very nice, i got a lot of chocolate tea's for my birthday.

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Claiming

How's life lads?

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>>723871112
If it's sinus, same as before, drain the junk out of your nose. For BP, if you're not taking any meds for it, it's best to relax, dial back on some salt for a bit, and avoid too much caffeine. There's no good OTC stuff you could pop like headache medicine unfortunately.

>>723871630
Oh damn, I know he's gotta have some good stories. Any kind of civil service/public sector job that has field work will always have stories. Usually when I visited ATL it was driving through en route to somewhere else, or on an airport connection.

>>723871899
The wife doesnt complain and im 6 in around as well

>>723871899
smol is nice I can grab it with one hand and squish it?

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>>723870387
Should I move to California then?

>>723870453
Oh god I hate the heat.

>>723870453
Lemme live with you nigga

>>723870567
You're dirty!

>>723870577
But the Falcons lost!

>>723870878
You should move out of Texas then...

>>723870912
You're not sorry.

Be my boyfriend if you're sorry.

>>723872028
answer QOTT

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>>723872038
Into the steam shower i go
>>723872218
Never said i wasnt

>>723872028
dead

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>>723872038
Yup, lots of stories of fires/wrecks, but also human stupidity lol. And that's sounds right, they say in order to get to hell you have to get a connecting flight through Atlanta

>>723872218
Pls don't remind me
>pic very related

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>>723871899
Can't listen to it but I think I heard a song by them. Happy late birthdays>>723872218
No that's worse

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>>723870676
K idgaf

>>723872401
In order to get godamn anywhere you to connect in Atlanta in my experience

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>>723868599
Wait, there are black guys in Japan?>>723872304

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>>723872028
Good.

>>723872069
Oh nice, lucky you.

>>723872170
Uhh probably.
Depends how big your hands are.

>>723872218
I don't look like a guy.

>>723872438
It's relaxing.
Thanks~

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>>723872524
Because guess where the Delta international hub is?

>>723872502
>idgaf
>proceeds to reply

OH THE IRONY
Speaking of iron, I just came.

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>>723872608
And the largest US airport.
>>723872580
Lemme put it in your butt

>>723872580
they are on the large side and long fingers you'll feel good

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>not one reply to the urine thing
I was expecting to be criticized for having a shit fetish, but that went better than expected

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>>723872727
Also true. I had to look it up, I thought JFK or LAX were busier

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>>723872028
Another day in the books, currently looking for some landscaping plants for the house.

>>723872218
Nigga, you gotta earn your keep. On the other hand, the mortgage is extremely low and it's comfy around here. You'll gain a bunch of weight eating all the time though.

>>723872372
Enjoy!

>>723872401
>that pic
Goddammit, I'm gonna do it for you.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, human stupidity when interacting with the public is a given. With Zika coming soon and West Nile doing its yearly thing, there's still a small but vocal faction of people more concerned with pets (which can be put indoors while chemical is being sprayed) and honeybees (hives can be moved to protected areas). I don't think I could ever live in Atlanta proper, too ghetto for me.

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>>723872580
Good well I'm running out of conversation stuff so talk to you later

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>>723871382
Chocolate strawberry tea sounds pretty bad..

wew

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>>723872869
this image is now mine.

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>>723872979
We once had to park in the ghetto as a friend's relative's house for a Braves game, and we were legit afraid to walk to the stadium.

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>>723872869
It's not a shit fetish at all. It's a top-tier one.
Being dominated by a crazed loli who forces you to lick up her piss ever so slightly. Tanya grinning wickedly at you as you sap up every last drop of her dirty fluids. HNNNNNG And don't even get me started on those boots.

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>>723872727
Only if you're dominant.

>>723872783
Ooo sounds nice.
:3

>>723872987
Okay.

>>723873007
Why do you have so many bad opinions?

>>723873636
Hey there beautiful.

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>>723873513
>bend over now
>>723872979
Well i a little better though i think im opening to the idea of a neti pot...

>>723873513
wonder how many you can take inside

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OQ_hQXRRMA

>>723873513
I do?
I'll change my mind if it's actually good.

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why cant this show be only focused on her

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>>723873229
That's how the Cotton Bowl is here, the fairgrounds are nice, but outside of those fences, nothing but hood ass shit going on 24/7. Every year the media puts out stories for out of town visitors to not park outside the fairgrounds beyond a certain area, or they'll get towed, vandalized, burglarized, or all 3 since the operators of those lots collect money and do their thing as soon as everyone is situated.

>>723873751
You get used to it after the first few times, then it's easy to use and you feel much better afterwards.

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>>723873751
>bends over

>>723873758
Depends which hole.

>>723873860
Not really, i don't know much about you.
But it is quite good, i do recommend.

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>>723872372
You are to me. I could never love anyone else.

>>723872401
It hit me really hard too, I found myself coughing up blood.
>Jets' fan here

>>723872580
Ah okay then. I was a big bear of a man.

>>723872979
That's good! I need to gain 30 pounds asap!
I also love the south because the food and air is so much better.

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Rias Gremory claimed

>>723874114
the one that makes you feel better the most

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>>723873860
I agree with this music. Nice taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVAQQujgSxQ

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>>723874192
I'm 5'4
99lb

lol

>>723874224
Eh, i enjoy everything.

>>723874207
Lewd.

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Claimu

It's been a while.

>>723874378
>>723874378
Hey cutie

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>>723874341
Damn I'm small too and even I can beat you up.

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>>723874365
She's a devil and gives no fucks.

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>>723874471
Hey there! who would you be?

What's up?

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>>723874046
We got a ride back to my car by said relative so we wouldn't have to walk back in the dark

>>723874192
>mfw very intoxicated watching the game and slowly realizing we're Atlantaing the game

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>>723874046
Well the steam helped a bit
>>723874114
Youre just to easy.
I love to tease/degrade btw
also do you look girlish?
>>723874192
>he doesnt love his parents
>>723874207
>lewd
>>723874378
Hello nui

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>>723874114
If I find it somewhere for free, I'll try it. Won't go out of my way to find it though.

>>723874292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xkvm89nCDY

Varangian Way and Battle Metal are great albums. Haven't listened to Stand Up and Fight though.

>>723874341
nothing that makes you feel that extra bit of special?

>>723874578
She's a devil, but does she got an ass?

>>723874578
is she alway nude?

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>>723874578
>>723874207
Might give a fuck if i just throw you in prison for the fatherland.

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>>723872979
Sounds good.

>>723874637
So...

>>723874595
I'm Alex. Who are you?

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>>723874671
She ends up that way. She just doesn't care.

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>>723874341
>5'4
>99 lbs
Where are you located? I could have too much fun with you.
>>723874753
Not really sure which reply of mine you are replying to...

>>723874791
the wonderful nig silly

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>>723874578
>>723874578

Such pretty hair...

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>>723874691
She'll get me out and I still won't care.

>>723874898
>Implying anyone pays attention to the hair

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>>723874635
man I lost $200 >_<

>>723874892
Right, you were the one who was circlejerking with the other nui posters.
Nice to meet you. -hug-

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>>723874637
Greetings Tali! how have you been?
>>723874791
Is this a meme or something?
>>723874892
I speak clear english, you must be mistaken for yourself.

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>>723874553
tfw everyone is capable of beating you up

>>723874637
Being teased and degraded is one of my favorites.

Yeah, i think so. I don't mind posting a picture of myself just not here.

>>723874639
Just get a boy to buy it for you.

>>723874660
Choke me.

>>723874878
I'm from Novosibirsk Russia, i'm in america for school.

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>>723874192
The further south you go, the faster you'll get fatter. Chicken fried steaks, tex-mex, catfish, and fried...everything else is a dime a dozen here.

>>723874635
>mfw that pic
These pics are like putting on flashback goggles and reliving the horror of that night.

The other kicker about the ghetto surroundings and parking is that they want to push public transit here also, but the security sucks, and the bus/trains in that area are full of crackheads, homeless individuals, and lazy security that doesn't do much when shit actually happens.

>>723874637
Yeah, it's not perfect, but better than nothing. Vicks/menthol rub also helps you breathe a little easier afterwards too.

>>723874700
Gotta get 3D wife a birthday present and it's almost gardening time, so it'll be the best of both worlds. I can even sneak in a connection to the actual waifu while I'm at it.

>>723875080
This is meant for
>>723875084

>>723875084
Is what a meme? I'm confused.

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Caught her sleeping

>>723875080
-hugs back-

so what brings you here today?

>>723875195
That resolution.
Are these lewds for fucking termites?

>>723875133
Why would I want some guy buy that for me?
>Saya

>>723875133
and what do you like being choked with?

>>723875267
>>723875307
-doesn't let go- I needed someone to hold.

>>723875133
Got kik/discord
>into choking
Are you in cali for school?
Sounds like we would get along swimmingly, you little fucktoy
>>723875157
Tfw no vicks but im not getting any right now either
>>723875084
Ups and downs as usual

>tali

>>723875080
I thought there was like one other poster
>>723875172
I never see someone mention a real name on the threads.
>>723875429
Get a doggo then.

>Nui

>>723875039
I bet my friend a shot of whiskey they wouldn't air a Switch commercial.

They did.

>>723875157
I'll stop now
>mainly because I'm out
That perfectly describes MARTA. It's a seedy subway system for Atlanta, and it's super convenient, but man...I don't recommend it. Although we did use it for our one day trip to Momocon so it wasn't too bad then. Free parking, too!

>Yuuki

>>723875569
Bake bread you skank

>>723875530
Well, you've got me even more confused.
I do it all the time. It's no big deal, really.

I hate doggos.

>>723875385
Do you prefer girls?

>>723875407
Hands, collar , belt? I guess really anything.
cock ofc

>>723875524
Yeah i use discord a lot.
Yup!
>Mado

>>723875769
>>723875769
>>723875769

>>723873297
Well I just got done masturbating to the thought of drinking her pee, so there's that. 10/10 would do again.