Pineapple on pizza is shit tier and is made for beta cucks, prove me wrong /betas
>>723861931
SAGE, HIDE AND REPORT
buffalo chicken pizza is a gift from aliens that are much smarter than us
Can't prove OP wrong when he's absolutely right. Fuck Hawaii and their shit "pizza".
pepperoni+green pepper+pineapple= heaven
>>723862353
You subhuman scum
>>723862019
THREAD
>>723861931
I eat it, and I'm not a beta cuck.
>>723862043
This is truth.
Meanwhile, in Chicago....
>>723861931
Caring what somebody else puts on pizza is shit tier and is for beta cucks, prove me wrong /betas
>>723862619
where's the meat? why would anyone want so much useless bread?
>>723862580
If you eat it, you are a beta cuck, it's that simple. You might as well be a shit eating cuckold.
>>723862714
The crust is actually fairly thin. It's full of toppings. Hence the name "deep dish".
you're a cocklord if you don't like pineapple on pizza.
>>723861931
>not adding pickles to top the pineapples
pleb
>>723862619
>be me
>take wife and kid to new chicago pizzeria that just opened by the house
>order a pie
>takes 1 hour and 30 mins to get pie
>didn't eat it because we filled up on bread stix while we waited
>MFW i saw the check and the fucken pie was $39.99
fucken chicagofags don't know nuthin' about pizza
pineapples and jalapeños. spicy and sweet.
>>723861931
Wouldn't know, haven't tried it. I have had two opportunities, but one place stopped selling them and the other ran out.
>>723862043
I made a combination of toppings at this pizzeria in my home town that was buffalo chicken with cheese ravioli. Shit's the bomb.
>Not eating pizza that consists of pepperoni, Italian salami, green pepper, olive, onion and mushroom on marinara
>mfw ham and pineapple
It's like you guys don't even like pizza.
>>723862714
it's literally just lasagna.
I've eaten pizza in Chicago before, I was extremely disappointed to learn that everyone there is so retarded that they confuse lasagna and pizza.
Anchovies, pepperoni and balsamic vinegar is the best pizza
Fuck Chicago
>>723864011
Stick to Taco Bell nigger
Meanwhile, over in Rome...
>>723864233
>detroit style
shouldn't that be topped with fried chicken and watermelon?
>>723864507
that looks quite tasty
>>723864233
this looks like vomit you uncultured swine
>>723861931
"STOP LIKING THE THING I HATE OR I WILL INSULT YOU!!!"
Yous a faggot, thats what you are. No, yous a cringey faggot with no taste buds if you don't love the sweet and spicy combination of pepperoni and pineapple.
Autistic faggot. Go hold your breath until you get what you want.
>>723864521
Greek Town in Detroit is one of the great food destinations in the US nignog
>>723864583
i was gonna say it looks like a dirty diaper...but vomit works, too.
There's a shop around me that makes a Tavern style pizza. It's got sauce, mozzarella, American cheese, Jalapeños, bacon and pineapple. Best pizza I've had. They also make a big Mac Tavern style. Holy fuck.
>>723864751
sez you, the one making nigger tier pizza
Feta cheese, banana peppers, and Genoa salami slivers
>>723864562
Classic Italian Style, sauce, motzorella cheese and basil leaves. The Original Pizza
stop
>>723864751
How many times have you been shot?
That pizza pic is garbage.
Pinnapple and jalapeño from an actual pizza shop.
End of thread.
>>723865010
That looks delicious.
>>723864724
Your taste buds haven't developed properly, you should probably go see a doctor about that nigger
I spelled pinnapple
>>723861931
If you give two fucks what I eat on my pizza then you're not only beta but also a cuck because I'm ordering it with pineapple even though you'll sperg out about it.
Fite me irl fagget
>>723861931
Making a thread about pizza preference and being anti pineapple (the fruit that makes semen taste better for our wives) is beta as fuck. You are the cuck you fagat.
>>723865010
i believe that's what's known as
>pizza margherita
>>723863419
>be me
>dad takes me to chicago
>he is major chicagofag
>he says that the pizza is really good
>we go to a place he remembers from his childhood
>he orders 2 pizzas
>after a millennia of waiting, the "pizza" finally arrives
>see the "pizza"
>mfw it was lasagna
>>723861931
You are correct.
>>723865744
Fuck you've asshole
>>723865325
Shame, your wife won't get to taste your semen because A) chances are, you don't have a wife and B) If you did have a wife, she wouldn't taste your semen as she'd be too busy sucking off someone else while you watch because you're a beta cuck that likes Pineapple on pizza
If this post is even numbered then op is wrong and fucks men. If this is odd then op is right and fucks men.
>>723865611
whats even worse is when someone adds fruit to the lasagna.
what kind of monster eats pineapple topped lasagna
>>723861931
This is the best source of nourishment ever. Prove me wrong faggots!
>>723865898
Can't argue with dubs.
>>723865905
You forgot the : colon you faggot. Unlike that man that was inside your colon last night with a pineapple flavoured condom that happened to break
my brother just died 4 hours ago
im not a fag who whines and cries when their pizza has a different topping on it. I'll eat the fucking pizza, deepdish, flatbread. Stop whining over people enjoying food.
>>723866059
What the fuck is that?
>>723866287
from eating pineapple on his pizza
>>723866287
sorry for your loss, anon.
>>723866287
This aint a feels thread wyatt stfu kys
>>723865905
This guy isn't understsndive of food and the balance available in certain flavours like umami and bitter or hot with bitter sweet lemon. If you've read a book once about the depth of flavour in society you would get it. My lesson to you is read a book to understand what you don't seem to understand and underestimate. I worry for you and your children if you happen to have procreate which I don't think you've have done yet. Just my few cents
>>723866351
hot pocket. you ain't from around here, are you.
>>723866478
Sounds like what your mom gave me last night
>>723861931
tastes pgud really. I'll eat that
>>723866351
That fam is a nutrient enhancement bar best used when video gaming as the added nutrients derived from the intake of this flakey amrosia of pasty.
>>723866580
about that...she's still laughing at your 2 inch dick. :)
>>723866287
congratulations
https://youtu.be/3NuFVQk_CCs
>>723866667
Couldn't make the Quads eh? Fail this bad bef4ore?
>>723861931
doesn't compare to buffalo. but hawiian pizza sells. a lot. you can't disprove that fact. so it doesn't suck. shits good as fuck
>>723866722
That's right 2 inches in radius, her vaginas has seen better day before last tonight thought
>>723866667
Sorry had to indulge my tastebuds in one of these. As i was saying the nutrient intake enhances focus and ability to react faster in multiplayer pvp warfare.
>>723866796
quadz = 4
quintz = 5
yep...you know all about failure
>>723866287
Of bordom from that post? I think your post gave me cancer
>>723866939
yep...she's still making fun of your tiny dick. :)
>>723866973
You used a zed not an ess haha
>>723863419
Retard dont order a 40$ deep dish if youre breadsticks-eating white trash
>>723867184
Nigger detected. Degenerate scum
>>723867184
hi white trash. i'm anon. :)
>>723867114
Radius is a measure of middle to outside of the circle. That would make my penis at least 14 inches based on current extrapolated math and science rules of mass and size and velocity. She knows all about velocity and side.. Just like i know all about herpes and abortions now
>>723867162
Zed is dead, baby...Zed is dead.
>>723867331
you tiny pricked little faggots always exaggerate. :)
>>723867280
Nigger? No just not a fat fuck like you filling up on breadsticks at a chicago pizzaria you yokel fuck
>>723862619
let me guess
americani stille calle thise pizze
>>723867495
Nigger detected. Degenerate scum
>>723867573
not american. chicagoan. there's a difference
>>723861931
It adds back a dominating sweetness to a ham-based pizza, where ham is an inherently sweet meat.
But you knew that, didn't you, because you beat off to r8 my dick threads.
>>723867692
thats not the point. is that monstrosity called "pizza" or "pie"
because its not even related to pizza in all non-american-including-chicaguan eyes
suck this
>>723867924
the rest of america makes fun of them for their shit-tier pizza as well
but at patrons don't get raped by Muslims on the way home
>>723864507
I know this is like, where pizza "originated" and it's "authentic" and shit, but seriously?
Who the fuck likes this?
Nasty ass hipster post-modern neopolitan horseshit.
It's just fucking bread with some sauce on it and someone threw some green shit at it.
Barely any cheese. No toppings. Covered in hippy kale whole foods bullshit.
Garbage.
Fuck Rome.
Load my fat American ass up with pepperoni, bacon, cheese, stuffed crust, etc.
>>723868131
> but at least
The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yorus
>>723868131
see you still call it pizza
you're all retarded
>>723868404
got another name for it?
and despite Chicago being a shit city, at least it's not European
Pizza in general is shit tier and is made for beta cucks.
>>723861931
Is this a pizza gate thing?
>>723866059
Only when your mom lets you trade in GBP
>>723862142
racist
>>723868681
yes
>>723868626
>and is made for beta cucks.
sounds a lot like your mom
>>723861931
DELETE THIS THREAD NOW
>>723868841
Imagine what that faggots finger smells like
>>723861931
Cause when you eat pineapple pineapple eats you
>>723861931
PINEAPPLE IS SATANS OWN FRUIT
>>723868618
yes, pie. or cheesecake. not pizza.
>>723868813
Do I need to let cnn know?
>>723869507
:*
So tasty
>>723869678
that's neither a pie nor a cheesecake
>>723869680
Nah, they don't look for sources anymore. They just hire writers to create entertaining skits.
>>723861931
I like pineapple pizza with fresh jalepeno slices. I don't know if that makes me a cuck or a beaner tho.
Is it strange that I love fruit on my pizza, like pineapple and banana?
>>723870630
Neither. It just means you have shit taste buds.
>>723871034
So you're saying the jalepenos cancel pinapple making me a cuck and just turn it into a sort of... neutral thing?
>>723861931
Pineapple is a shit tier food that should only be eaten for when you are starving on an island or when your girlfriend starts swallowing/
>>723868771
Hawaiians don't even eat Hawaiian pizza
>>723871230
You can't cancel cuck, cuck overrides any other MTG card
I worked at a round table when I was 18, these one black dudes (they were from some different country) they would always order a pan pizza, bbq sauce, chicken, pineapple and jalapeños, I tried it after a bit and it was so damn good. But I also like pepperoni pineapple and jalapeño
How can any of you give a fuck about then when there are faggots putting coleslaw on pulled pork?
I've lived all over the country, and northern New Jersey consistently has the best pizza by far. Get rekt, New York.
>>723872447
>>723864233
>>723864521
Detroit style is more like Jet's
>>723872447
I had Round Table several times when I lived in Cali. WTF is the deal with California pizza? It was always shit. Cheese was garbage, sauce was jarred tomato's, crust was flavorless.
>>723862353
god tier toppings
only way to make it better is add jalapeno
>>723862019
done. anyone who isn't chill enough to have pineapple on their pizza is probably one of those guys who beats up fags, but secretly sucks cock at airport bathrooms.
>>723864233
that looks like shit
Fuck ur b8
>>723861931
Pineapple on pizza is caca tier
>>723868237
kill yourself
that's basil dipshit, not kale.
it's also real mozzarella.
>>723861931
PINEAPPLE AND PEPPERONI
ITS THE PERFECT COMBINATION
>>723861931
18 year old /fit/ fag here, I love pineapples and pizza. But better yet, put them together. Plus, when your bitch takes my load it wont taste as bad thanks to the pineapple
>>723872447
niggers confirmed for top tier taste in pizza and pretty much any other type of food.
>>723874808
still better than pineapple
>>723874977
thanks for keeping my wife's comfort in mind.
>>723861931
I agree with this wholeheartedly
pancetta and mushroom master race
>>723864233
>detroit style
Crappy infrastructure and everything looks horrible?
Yep, this is Detroit style.
>>723874808
Makes my buttcheaks tight
>>723861931
pineapple is good for you faggot
>>723876437
so is kale
kale and pineapple pizza!