If you don't wipe till it bleeds then your asshole is still

You might as well pour concentrated hydrochloric acid down your asshole

Jesus Christ. $50 for a god damn bidet attachment off amazon. No more shitty ass, and you don't even have to rip your asshole apart.

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Tbh this is lit af fam

>>723859805
That would cause serious chemical burns. I just don't want to walk around smelling like shit.

If you can wipe till you bleed you have some seriously weak skin

>>723859653
Well now it's got blood in it, so it's STILL dirty.

>>723859653
Your asshole will always be dirty faggot.

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>>723860000
No ones checking this shit?

>>723859653
Looks like you've got some hemorrhoids, bro.

>>723860044
>>723860000
>>723860044
>spaghet thread

>>723860000
checked, checked

>>723860558
was just gonna say

>>723859653
i did it today
it hurts

>>723860558
I've just been having a lot of diarrhea, so I need to wipe till it's clean. If I had wet wipes that would help, but I don't

>>723859653
I take solid shits that only leave the lube stuff behind, so all i need to do is use a wet paper towel to be clean

>>723861192
>the lube stuff

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>>723859653

My motto is "Wipe until you see the flag of Japan".

>>723861296
how do you get the black outline?

>>723859653
yeah naaah
Wipe twice and the remainder is what underwear is for

>>723860000
I really enjoy your four same numbers, huzzah

>>723860000
Quads have spoken. I guess I'm getting a bidet

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Change your diet or go on laxatives, fat fuck. You've got hemorrhoids. I bet you take 20min+ shits, don't you?

>>723861379

That's the feces

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>>723860000
>>723860077
>>723861555
This is now a get thread.

>>723862187
That's a very fine line. I'm impressed.

>>723859653
Just get flushable wipes. I use to get to the point where I would bleed too but then I got wipes and my life has been so much more pleasant.

>>723861296
Thank you for googling, dowloading and reuploading an image of the flag, it's so easy to forget the highly detailed design, especially since the users of this website seldom have anything to do with Japan or it's culture.

>>723861296
>>723863081
Fuckin burn

>>723862211
Double dubs WTF get thread indeed

>>723861282
>lube stuff
Wat

>>723861910
No, like I said I just had diarrhea and needed to wipe thoroughly, resulting in blood.

>>723862383
Thanks for the actual advice. I think I'll pick some up

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>>723859653
but then the next time you shit it gets in your blood and now your blood is dirty so you might as well just kill yourself.

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>>723859653
>year of our lord 2017
>crumpling
>not folding

Enjoy your shit covered fingers you disgusting faggot