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ITT we go to Omegle and go to tags such as "Tumblr"

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 328
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ITT we go to Omegle and go to tags such as "Tumblr" "9Gag" and "Feminism" and open conversations with "Hello I'm Dan. Afterwards we say the most offensive and racist shit possible.
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Lets go!
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alternative to omegle to chat with girls?
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How did I get here
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On my way!
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>>723859734
Well, are you watching it?
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Should I take up the offer?
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guys
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oh snap
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Biggidy-bump
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I cant find anyone besides other dans!
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???
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just dans and that's it
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FUCK. It's dead, Jim. http://logs.omegle.com/6054b47ad82483c0
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Got one finally
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Anon who said "fuck you"
You're a faggot.
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Tumblr or 9gag?
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chicks with dicks
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ADD me on KIK: mastermuffin666 INSTA: mastermuffin123 SC: mastermuffin124

He's looking for a submissive girl, should we fuck with him?
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>>723861453
Fuck you bitch that shit wasn't worthy
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Has anyone ever been banned from a text chat?
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>>723861814
yes
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>>723862216
I literally just got banned. Idk how the hell that was decided but oh well it won't last forever.
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great chat right here
http://logs.omegle.com/a9fc55a0d4bfeeaf
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>>723862481
lmao that was me
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1/4
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>>723862547
2/4
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>>723862537
haha I saw your mom get cucked
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too lazy to screencap, so heres this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: haii
You: Hi I'm Dan
You: and you are?
Stranger: Isabella
You: hey there isabella
You: i have just one question for you. I'm doing a sort of survey
Stranger: okay...
You: Do you like fat nigger cock in your tight holes?
Stranger: why does it matter what color it is
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>723862594
3/4
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>>723862610
me too daddy :3
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>>723862633
4/4
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>>723862681
lost
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they fucking got me
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ANON CHECKIN IN
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right as I said "my name is dan" they were gone.
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>>723862293

Oh that's a bummer. I was going to troll hard, but tonight and tomorrow I have some free time and been wanting to catfish for some girls. Guess I'll play it safe
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Why hello Anon i just said hi to you
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Running into many of our own. Fuck
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You: Hi im Dan
Stranger: hey
You: got a question for you?
Stranger: 4chan was never good
Stranger: but this is just sad
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Anon is going to make a thread we raid trump supporters
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new tags to add:
roleplay
lesbian roleplay
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That's what you think, nigger.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
>You: Hi I'm Dan
>Stranger: hi i'm jay
>You: Oh, I think we met before
>Stranger: have we?
>You: I do believe so..
>Stranger: we might have
>You: Although I've heard that there are a lot of "Dan's" on here tonight
>You: It must be some kind of prank. Which really sucks for those of us who really are named Dan
>Stranger: that's lame, maybe there are a lot of jay's on here too
>You: Yeah maybe
>Stranger: but i don't remember anyone usually
>Stranger: i got a pretty bad memory
>You: Lol On the topic of memory, can I ask you a question?
>Stranger: sure
>You: Do you remember your first birthday, when I violently fucked your mother on the table, and left you crying on the floor, appalled by the sight of my massive black dick tearing her apart?
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>723864300
I've also got Mlp on mine
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>>723864300
Then Change name to danielle
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>>723864749
Dana.
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>>723864749
was just about to post the same thing
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We're only getting each other at this point.
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where you out homie
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Ayy lmao
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>>723864927
there you are
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Do black lives matter too
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WHERE ARE YOU DAN

This is virgin dead dad guy
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alcohol wins antipsychotic trials
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>>723862681
KeKeKeK you got her to type out nigger in anger. Then apologize? Winrar
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>>723865094
this dude says his dad died of aids everyone.
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>>723865094
>>723865540
How unfortunate. Having a homosexual father and all.
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CALLING DANGEROUS DAN MCGREW
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who dis? you loss in the game of chicken fag
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>>723865674
i still say its great, u get to make people piss themselves laughing every day.
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>>723857725
OP
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>>723865674
yeah, he got a little worried because i traced his ip, whatevs.
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>>723865850
IS
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>>723865924
Me. I'm smarter and funnier than you, because I came up with this idea. Peasent.
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10/10
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hI
You: Hi hey
You: I'm dan what's your name
Stranger: I'm Rain
You: oh hi rain
You: are traps gay?
You: I was wondering
Stranger: Traps?
You: ya
You: traps
You: like cute girls with cute dicks
Stranger: Um idk. I guess that would depend on how they identify.
You: what is your gender?
You: I'm a poly trans nigger phobe
You: (non binary :P)
Stranger: I'm just a chick....
You: with a dick?
You: cuz I'm into that shit ;)
Stranger: No. No dick here.
You: fuck off
You: you probably like white males
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.
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>>723866145
fuck this one actually made me lol
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Anon out
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Bump
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>>723865998
>Came up with the idea
You can actually foh if you expect me to believe that bullshit. This shit is so goddam old
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Dear other anon,
I love you.
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1/?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: (Hey, tell me if you are reading, males 20+) We had a serious relationship for a couple years while we were at school, and soon after we decided to break up I found out I was pregnant, something I didn't tell you because you would probably think I was just inventing it, so I decided to simply hide it from you, since you went to college (or anything you did after school) I didn't see you in a while. It's been around two years and now our baby (you decide if it's a boy or a girl) is already one year, I'm having a small walk in the park with our baby, he/she is learning how to walkand we were sitting on the grass (Hey, I am Marie, but you can call me Mar, I am 20 years old, and I am from Chile, I have long brown hair that goes red towards the tips, and light brown eyes, I usually bite my lips when I am nervous, I am 5ft4 tall and my size of boobs is 34c. I hope you like the roleplay, if you do please tell me your name how old are you and a small description about yourself. You should plan a start for your character, which mean which type of personality you are going to show and what exactly you'll be doing, You might be walking in the park or I don't know, I'll leave it up to you. I hope you enjoying roleplaying and if you don't like something, just say it. It will be great if you can be really detailed once we start this roleplay write at least 2 lines. It is romantic and we can develop the story somehow it turns sexual)
You: reading
You: (I'm going for a jog in the park, my otterbuilt figure gently tugs at my shirt. When I see you, I can't help but stare for a second, remembering how much I used to love you) "No." I whisper to myself, tearing my eyes away from you "We can't go back to what we used to have. She's got someones kid with her."
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>>723866592
2/2
Stranger: (What's your name?)
You: Daniel, but you can call me Dan or Danny
Stranger: (Nice to meet you, can you send me a description of yourself?) I was playing with our son so I didn't notice you running around the park, I haven't seen you in years and I had no idea you were back in the town, I missed you everyday and I tried to find you but chaanged your number and everything
You: I'm lean, but with a bit of muscle. I have dirty blond hair, that I like to keep short, but It's been a while since my last haircut. I have light blue grey eyes, and a slightly crooked smile
You: After finally taking a lap around the park (and going out of my normal route to see you) I work up the courage to talk to you
You: I meander up to you, waving to our son. You see me, and motion for me to sit down; you want to talk to me
You: I sit down, and lean slightly forward and say to you " Hey I'm Dan Hey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm DanHey I'm Dan"
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>723861172
so how did it end????
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>>723866145
<--
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Ok, which one of yez was this?
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>>723866424
>I'm smarter and funnier than you.
>fuck you bitch
<Orangetext
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>>723857725
First time
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>>723861177
LMAO THAT WAS ME
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i met another dude and we talked about canadian politics and traps
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I have mentioned traps in all but one of my conversations.
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I miss u cancuck dan
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>>723867043
cAnCUCk
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>>723867043
Im the german fausnut guy
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Add "LGBT"
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1/2
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2/2
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>>723867591
Did this and I kept getting spammed by a discord bot
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>>723867591
yes.
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I've been had /b/oys
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Am I doing it right?
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We'be got someone who doesn't even know what an ayy lmao is.
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Add LGBT let's goooo
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>>723866901
Nice try newfag
â–²
▲▲
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Ho boy, I got a long one (link to their tumblr at the end too) 1/2?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: In case you haven't heard this yet today, you are wonderful :)
You: Aw thanks
You: I really needed that
You: I'm Dan btw
Stranger: What's wrong? Also, Dan is typically a bot so uh. Sorry, I'm on edge :P
You: Well there;s been a lot of "Dan's" on tonight
You: I think it's some kind of prank honestly. ANd i've really needed someone to talk to, but no one has taken me seriously
Stranger: You can talk to me.
Stranger: But if you turn out to be a bot, I'll be mad.
You: I'm not a bot, I promise lol
Stranger: Talk away then
You: But you see, I've recently realized that my life has no purpose.
You: My family all lives across the country (I live in California, them in Illinois) And I haven;t found anyone who genuilely cares about me
You: which really makes me depressed, because i've been out here for a few years now, and, idk, I just thought that I would be able to at least make some friends, you know.
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>>723867468
that's me
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>>723868370 2/2
You: But now one here really understands me as a person. I actually get shunned by a lot of people I talk to, just because they don't like that I'm trans.
Stranger: That's super shitty honestly. Fuck ignorant people.
You: I know, so i
You: I usually spend more time on the internet, where people are a lot nicer to me
You: and I like that I can Hide my identity sometimes. It's like a costume that I can just put on, and suddenly, I'm accepted
You: But the next day I go to work, and when I get there, the insults start flowing
Stranger: Wait. Can you message me on Tumblr? I don't wanna be shitty, but I need to go actually.
You: "Hey tranny" or "Finally decided to come to work pretty boy?" are a lot of the common ones
Stranger: one-small-star.tumblr.com
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: I tried to tell my manager, but he just said "Hey Im Dan Hey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im DanHey Im Dan"
Stranger has disconnected.

one-small-star.tumblr.com
one-small-star.tumblr.com
one-small-star.tumblr.com
one-small-star.tumblr.com
one-small-star.tumblr.com
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>>723868499
http://logs.omegle.com/generate
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Dear anon on omegle, I hope you deliver
Please bring me trips.
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>>723868224
<3
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>>723868620

What did I tell you, Nigger?
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>>723868224
You got it Dan.
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>>723868569
Das me boi
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Where my boy at
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Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: dana 16 f
Stranger: Nathan 20 m
Stranger: want to roleplay?
You: ok
You: slave/master?
Stranger: great. sure. I don't do rape or abuse though
You: btw, can i be master?
Stranger: ok
You: cool. I'll start
Stranger: may I petition my mistress? I would humbly inquire as to what she looks like
You: (blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, 32D, muscular ass, fit body) "Pick cotton faster nigger!" *whips you across the back*
Stranger: (I'm white..)
You: stop lying nigger
Stranger: please mistress I'm working as fast as this body will allow.
You: *whips you again* "if you don't meet quota im putting you in the hotbox"
Stranger: "please mistress..." i beg "I'll do anything."
You: "you've got 2 options: Go in the hotbox, or start stroking your cock while saying "hitler did nothing wrong and mengele was a true man of science"
Stranger: I start stroking my cock in front of you looking up at you "Hitler did nothing wrong and mengele was a true man of science."
You: "say 'gas the kikes, the white race is superior'"
Stranger: "gas the kikes, the white race is superior." I say starting to get hard
You: "now, I want you to explain to my why you think women who dress and act slutty deserve rape while stroking yourself until you cum. and because your my property, your cum belongs to me, and I get to eat it. Understand?"
Stranger: "Yes mistress. I think they deserve it because they ask for it. if they don't want it they shouldn't dress like that." I explain. as I stroke unable to cum
You: "very good. here, I'm going to do something to help you cum. hold still but don't stop masturbating" *take off my pants, revealing that i'm not wearing panties. I walk behind you, place my hands on your hips, and shove my 10 inch cock up your ass dry. It tears the skin. "Don't worry about tube, the more i fuck you the more your ass bleeds, and the more of your blood I can use to lube your ass"
Stranger has disconnected
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>>723868654
My one true love
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>>723868885
Ily op
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>>723868931
Ily2
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Ayy sup fam
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>>723868830
KeK m8
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>>723868863
kekekek
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Shit couldn't even add punctuation.
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I've been arguing with some chick for the past 10 minutes.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi, my name is Dan
Stranger: Ok I'm marina
You: I fucking hate that name
You: What are you a spic>
You: or a border bunny?
Stranger: Yes why you a racist
You: Why are whites superior?
You: Why are blacks monkeys?
Stranger: They aren't
You: All obvious questions
Stranger: They're trash questions
You: Just like how Mongoloids are trash race
You: for a beaner you're pretty smart
Stranger: For a white supremacist you're as idiotic as I thought you'd be
You: Why because I have pride in my own race?
Stranger: That's not what pride means
You: That's what it means to me
Stranger: Well it's wrong
You: Well there's the old saying:
You: If it ain't white, it ain't right.
You: That's all I gotta say.
Stranger: If it's white they probably desecrated another culture
You: The Russians haven't touched anyone who didn't touch them.
You: That's a widdle bit wacist there Mawina.
Stranger: I don't know enough about Russia to formulate a political opinion
You: Then you've been had.
Stranger: Dan why do you go on the LGBT tag and voice your ideologies
You: Why do blacks always seem to cause havoc on white society and poison the gene pool? Because I can.
Stranger: I cannot comprehend how much of an imbecile you must be for you to have this backwards thinking
You: >imbecile
You: Learn a new word at the Women's March now did we?
Stranger: Um nope I learned when we did word vocabulary in elementary
Stranger: It's not that hard
You: Great memory
You: Maybe you can use that to find your way back over the border mudskin.
Stranger: If only I wasn't born in America
You: No you can still go back there.
You: With all the other undesirables.
Stranger: I feel your house would be full of undesirables or maybe that's just you
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Fucking bitch
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>>723864548

>roleplay

mmkay
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>>723869452
hey, that's me
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>>723869452

They're all mulattos with a lot of white in them.

protip, OP: that's why they're attractive. Because of the white. Pure nigger is ugly.
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http://logs.omegle.com/72a6d5d20b2fe9bb
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Is omegle anonomous or can they track your email, I've never used it before
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>>723866409
That was me kek
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>>723869287
Ayy that was me
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http://l.omegle.com/9970967327fcfab5.png
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>>723869989
>anonomous
Underage get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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1/2
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>>723869989
they don't even ask for email
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>>723869436
1/3
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2/2
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>>723870280
2/3
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haven't run into anybody but /b/tards yet

kek
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>>723870395
Do LBGT
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>>723870379
3/3 but I forgot the end
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Only one I could get, keep running into too many anons
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Fucking typo too
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Hey anons, what is Asfo? I want to be like one of the furries but they keep figuring out its me.
Please help.
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>>723870473
4/3 she got boring
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>>723870534

Age sex fursona orientation.

16 m wolf bi is a good bet.
>>
mek
>>
>>723870650
Kek
>>
Spammer gave me an LGBT discord link. Discord dot gg / RDtQxaN
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Fucking kek
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>>723857725
which one of you is the real dirty dan?
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/9959be1c2e1e9d34
omfg this is golden
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>>723871316
Hello. I am Dan.
>>
>>723870868
>Discord dot gg / RDtQxaN
went into that discord and did my job as a dan
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>>723871316
no im dirty dan.
fucking nigger.
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>>723871247
hahahahahaha
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1/2
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Ahahahaha I strung this faggot from here on for like 5 minutes. Would you queermos stay off of omegle please? It's too mature for you. So grow up or get the fuck off. Your "Dan" shit is older than the crust on your mom's nipples.

Peace out shitlords.
>>
>>723871588
2/2
Got boring after this
>>
Dan I found John
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>>723871773
That was my john you cuck
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>>723868499
im raiding her tumblr, anyone wanna join?
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>>723862681
"Not true, BuzzFeed did an article on it."
KEK.
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>>723871717
man you sure got me
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>>723864719
Continue...
>>
They weren't wrong
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>>723871417
No you didn't
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>>723871574
That was me you boi
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i keep running into other dans
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>>723872265
*Tips Fedora*
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Haha who was this
>>
PUT INTREST AS ANIME
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>>723872326
Well paint me brown and call me a nigger. I knew we'd run into each other again.
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>>723872591
Too bad you're not a red door.
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They asked for it.
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>>723872808
>>
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ADD FURRY TO THE TAGS GUYS
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>>723872808
>>
>>723872735
that was me hi
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hI
Stranger: Hail Trump!
You: Hi
You: YEEEEE
You: TRUMP 2020
You: PRAISE KEK
Stranger: TRUMP FOREVA
Stranger: EMPEROR
You: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ELECTION NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
>>723872945
ha, that was me.

Hail Trump!
>>
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got a girl's snapchat lmao
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>>723873024
hail trump,pal
>>
that went well
>>
Kek
>>
>>723873102
Nice all I got were horny women in my area
>>
>>723873036
That's me nigger
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>>723873429
2/2
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And all i got was just a nice person.
You both like Tumblr.
>You: Hi
>Stranger: howdy
>You: My name is Dan. What's yours?
>Stranger: Dan as well!
>You: Did you know niggers never invented a wheel. Why do we even think of them as part of society?
>Stranger: always thought they were a different race, and we kept them around as pets.
>Stranger: like a dog or a cat
>Stranger: Mine can do tricks
>You: Nice, do you know where I can buy some as slaves nowadays?
>You: Just manual labor, I don;t trust them driving or cooking at all.
>Stranger: I'd check your local elementary school, you gotta get them young and train their obedience like a pet
>Stranger: You gotta start with the whip, but after around a few years conditioning gets them to obey without hesitation
>You: That's my problem, I've just been threatening them all this time. I need to actually hit them. Thanks for the advice Dan.
>Stranger: Anytime Dan
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Dan is great someone needs to draw his appearance so we can cherish him forever
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>>723857725
can I be in the screencap?
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Let's go /b/rothers
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Some nigger tried to get a link to the thread
http://logs.omegle.com/659d71e6040315ea
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>>723873674
Me too plz
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>>723873518
>>
>>723873518
This will be Dan from now on

Blessings upon him.
>>
>>
>>723873761
very interesting
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>>723857725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
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>>723873761
Trolled the same one. Got banned
>>
20, Fit, and recently divorced :'(
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>>723873843
That's just your autistic self. Filthy animal.
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>>723873815
>>
>>723873843
Good enough listen up everyone from now onto 4chan history this is officially dan
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>>723873518

ms paint glory
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>>723874011
This guy is dan, we have always used him as a reference for racist or bitch please use him
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>>723874167
damn did you actually just make that? noice

also kek:
http://logs.omegle.com/8bbbbc65a1bbb9dd
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put this boy in the screencap
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>>723874171
This is his pouty bitch face
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>>723874315

yes i made it in like less than a minute
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Let's do ths
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>>723873761
I was vapeinmypussy, after figuring out that I identify myself as a nigger they ban me. Fucking racist cucks.
>>
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Kek
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I'm gonna do markiplier as a tag, to mess with some 12 year olds
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http://logs.omegle.com/0f9aa090c94d3f16
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>>723874631
Fucking kek
>>
roolll foor that dann that wants me to go to bed # get trips
>>
>>
Fuck, they're becoming aware of our presence, we gotta be tactical about this shit.
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>>723875025
my sides
fucking help me
>>
Who's on the discord?

I'm JohnathonEagle22
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I met Mike Hunt
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>>723875129
fuck you bitch u only captured half the fucking convo nigger, you got baited hard new fag
>>
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fucking faggot
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>>723875452
my sides fuck
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>>723875452

jesus christ dude
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>>723875452
Asshole you didnt post our conversation
>>
>>723873515
lol thats me
>>
"My name is Dan, and I have an important message for you:
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Hitler is our fuhrer and we must bow to him. Heil Hitler! We must extinguish the Jews, the Niggers, and the Spics! The white Aryan race must remain pure to ensure the survival of the master race."
>>
ADDRESS YOURSELF AS DANIELLA IF YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL
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>>723875898

Or Danielle if you aren't autistic and know what a normal fucking name sounds like
>>
Kekikus maximus
>>
discord.gg/RDtQxaN
discord.gg/RDtQxaN
discord.gg/RDtQxaN
discord.gg/RDtQxaN

Hit the LGBT Discord too.
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>>723863177
Fucking lost
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>>723875959
>if you aren't autistic
>being this new
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Put interest as markiplier
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>>723875359
you got trolled.. look back at how mad you were when you saw that capture..

learn and live /b/ro
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Kek
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is this the real life
is this a fantasy
caught in a landsliiiiide
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>>723876493
That was me.
>>
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1/2
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>>723876825
2/2
>>
>>723859927
yes kek
>>
>>723876493
I fucking love these
>>
>>723863177
kek
>>
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>>723876917
Your welcome
>>
we need a discord to organize and hop subjects in a group... these tags have worn out and im getting nothing but dan's


if anyone has a 4chan ready discord.. spit it out
>>
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It's just ourselves now.
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Kek, why is this so entertaining?
>>
>>723877027
Fuck off fag. I was the one who made it. Also
>your
>>
>>723862547
.44? I thought they were going with .77? lol wtf get your bullshit straight dumb bitches
>>
he was not phased
>>
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add more tags guys, take over the youtube tag as well
>>
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fucking niggers
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rolling kekekek
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>>723876955
Who the fuck are you. I'm the Sloth that says double nigger
>>
why not raid the discord server
>>
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1/2
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>>723877681
Post link
>>
I'm joining the raid
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>>723877777
>>
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>>723876955
WHO THIS IS YOU DOUBLE NIGGER. I AM IN FACT THE SLOTHR
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/f02cc8c571610b1a
>>
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>>723877773
>>
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>>723877989
>>
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>>723878072
>>
>>723877989
>>723878072
>>723878134
charge you're fucken fone faget
>>
>>723868249
like this?
>â–²
▲▲
>>
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RIP conversation
>>
I met so many Dans!
Nice guys.
Hate niggers.
So they're nice guys.
>>
>>723877773
scroll up someone else already posted the link
>>
>>723876955
Dude woah /b/ros
This was me! But can we all not in this anonimity?
>>
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Hi Dan
>>
>>723857725

>went on to be mean
> hey im chris 15. transgender male, looking for supportive friend tbh
>instant dad mode
> "hey man, life is hard. keep your head up, work hard at what you care about and make yourself proud and you will have made me even prouder"

what happened to me /b/? Does this mean I'm gay?
>>
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>>723878009
GET THIS IMPOSTER FAGGOT OUT OF HERE. I AM THE REAL BLACK HAT HACKER (A CRACKER, IF YOU WILL) SLOTHROP. YOU'LL NIGGERS DON'T EVEN TRICK PEOPLE INTO IMPREGNATING APES
>>
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Well i fucking did faggot anon
>>
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>>723878654

jesus christ anon, youre [spoiler]genuinely a good person good job dude[/spoiler]
>>
>>723878762
Funny, msg me on discord jej
>>
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>>723877218
I MADE IT CUNT FUCKING FIGHT ME
>>
'Tis fun doing this
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like twenty-one pilots.
Stranger: HEYYY
You: Hi!!!!! MY NAME IS DAN!!!!!!
Stranger: AHHHHHHHH
You: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: AHHHHHH
You: HHHHHHHHAAAAAA
Stranger: IM LISTEING TO TAXI CAB
You: niga u gay
>>
>>723878843
Make a map you fucking cuck
>>
>>723878976
Of what
>>
>>723878654
I had a girl who wanted to tell someone her dog died, was fucking sad man
>>
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>>723878691
>madvillain
>>
>>723879060
Your penis. I want you to make a map of your penis.
>>
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>>723879140
>>
>>723877537
>rolling

Oh shit that was me. lol.
>>
>>723878794
Not pretending to be shit faggot
>>
>>723878762
I AM THE TRUE OG
S
L
O
T
H
R
O
P
>>
thread is rip
>>
>>723878891
msg me on omegle :^)
>>
>>723879147
I also like Death Grips and Grimes, what music do you listen to faggot?
>>
It's obvious that we're not getting many actual people with the tags "9gag", "feminism" or "tumblr"
I vote that we go to regular omegle
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
>>
>>723879380
HOP ON DISCORD FGT
>>
Which one of you fags is a lily

tag: feminism
>>
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>>723879481
not until we make apple great again
>>
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>>723879682
My Macbook could beat your dads ass
>>
>>723862681
Winrar
>>
We have literally taken over the tag feminism. I have counted 9 times of straight up dans. Good job anons.
>>
I'm on the youtube tag now
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: Age and roles? 19 m here
You: names danielle 20
Stranger: Im Jake
You: Bow down to your Queen
Stranger: Yes your majesty
You: Pick my cotton you filthy Negro. If you don't then I'll send you to Auschwitz to get gassed.
Stranger: Wow
You: kinky eh
Stranger: racist more like
You: no
You: kinky
You: I'm brown
Stranger: Im white
You: Faster Negro
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
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THIS IS A mcFRICCIN GOOD THREAD GUYS
KEEP IT UP NIGGAZ
>>
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test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQ0K8KxtAA
>>
>>723879827
get on my level fgt
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