Can /b/ roast somebody by only looking at their dick? >pic

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>>723854422
Here's a better angle.

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>>723854422
Your penis looks like a rostie turned inside out.

>>723854896
What's a rostie?

The base of your dick is being attacked by a hoard of baby siders

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>>723854927
look in your pants mate

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>>723854422
your nuts look like rasins

>>723854422
Your balls look like fucking deflated balloons

>>723855272
>>723855299
Don't most men's nuts look like that?

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>>723854592
if i threw your dick like a boomerang, it would have enough curve to come back

>>723854422
>>723854592
if woodie allen was a cock this is what he'd look like

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>>723855390
my nuts are smooth and about the size of a golf ball

>>723855435
I take that as a compliment, I like bent cocks.

>>723855595
Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>723855593
woody allan is a cock

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>>723855610
bent cocks are only good bent upwards

>>723855940
That's why I fuck my girl sideways.

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>>723856122
>implying you will ever get laid

>>723856298
You'd be surprised.

>>723856704
What?

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>>723854422

>>723854422
Do you know what a razor is? Jesus