Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723848090
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723852093
Thank you!
I don't listen to him very often, but he was up on shuffle, and you asked what I was listening to..
>>723852145
I only listen to a few of his songs
best girls
>>723852353
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa
>>723852093
It was an interesting listen. Apparently it's the kind of stuff you listen to while tripping to keep your thoughts from going stagnant
>>723852263
I claim all dirt on Earth as my waifu, and since all waifu's are as good as dirt, that means all waifu's are mine.
Also, still with the cancer thread title I see.
>Passive Aggressive Niggerfaggot Hater reporting in
Hi
QOTT
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
>>723851820
I don't get how people leave their waifus with default filenames, it's like, if you can't even name your pictures of your waifu do you really love her?
>>723851985
It's been a while (besides yesterday, but my laptop died and stuff so yeah)
>>723851452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVEEt3i3878
>>723852448
>>723852448
No, but it is a gender
>>723852093
>he hasn't ascended to recognize Death Grips as the best music group of the decade
>>723852540
:o
>>723852332
what do you normally listen to ?
>>723852552
owo what's this
>>723852597
ho:w was group?
>>723852129
same
Make me post pics of her, not many persons like her and I want to make use of this folder.
カラミチーマス
>>723852510
Exactly! A cute waifu deserves a cute filename.
>>723852637
Indie stuff. Ken Ashcorp and Syd Matters and Varsity and stuff.
>>723852654
Goo:d
>>723852683
Post more of the lovable bully sister maid
>>723852510
>>723852519
Obviously
>>723852734
I listen to rock, rocknroll and classical cringe worthy I know but whatever
>>723852734
Ken Ashcorp is nice :o
>>723852840
Nah, everyone has their own tastes!
>>723852866
i love him so much
So salty I missed out on his live show last year
>>723852754
that's goo:d
rename them then ya dingus
>>723852654
>>723852990
want to hear a joke?
>>723852755
>>723852932
>>723852448
no, mayo is a crime against humanity and against egg-based foods.
>>723853046
I want her to bully me tbh
>>723853076
good ya dingus
-looks up from mixing mustard with mayonnaise with a squeak- 0.0
>>723853207
Oh, hey, Sonata~
>>723853088
Eh, its good in a potato or egg salad.
Its a sin on a sandwhich though
>>723853207
Gross
>>723853128
I want her to show me how much of a piece of shit I am even though I'm just coping with how this new universe I'm part of works.
Moar Re:Zero when?
We need a new season so that the actual good girls can get the screentime they deserve.
>>723852734
That explains some of these peoples filenames then
>>723852759
I missed your memes
>>723853207
Every aspect of this post is disgusting
>>723852510
Yes it has. I haven't been around much.
>>723853045
no
>>723853364
that implies potato or egg salad are good.
>>723853370
are you saying their waifus are not cute?
>>723853468
too bad i'll tell you it anyway
my life
>>723853365
Yes. Felt should get some pretty good screen time in a new season. SHOULD
They'll probably try to shove Emilia down everyone's throat again
>Ram story arc please
>>723853276
-waves to you- ^.^
>>723853364
:< -offers you an aioli instead?
>>723853370
-is delicious when used sparingly-
>>723853525
how original
>>723853672
you tell me a original joke then
>>723853370
I really should make new ones...I just need the time!
>>723853498
Heresy, potato and eggs salads are flawless
>>723853392
Neither have I, why haven't you?
>>723853509
I mean. I'm not saying they are cute
>>723853603
EVERY
ASPECT
>>723853756
If you got time to shitpost you got time for your waifu
Going to bed now guys
>>723853603
Thats ok
>>723853840
Fair point, fair point
>>723853545
Felt has a fantastic premise being a candidate for the throne and by her contact with Subaru in the first episodes.
I'm ok with getting Emilia shoved down my throat if they give her a mindblowing use, like her actually being the witch and a complex anti-heroine, but I really don't see that happening. One can only hope.
As long as I don't have to stand Rem forced kuudere anymore I'm ok, literally tired of her and just want to see anyone else.
I really want to see more Priscilla and Betty though.
>>723853853
night
>>723853754
not here to tell jokes
specially if its you
>>723852263
Ikaros claimed.
>>723854091
so am i the joke here? :(
why are you here then?
Any jews here?
Quick, help me fill my dads work laptop with cutie waifus
>>723853756
we're going to have to agree to disagree.
>>723854155
D: -nuuuuuus! you can't has-
>>723854311
>>>/c/
>>723854385
*sits next to you to calm you down*
>>723853840
I noticed.
Been busy with work and friends. Yourself?
>>723854377
Mmmhmm
>>723854311
>>723854183
I don't really know or care about that I'm just enjoying my time
>>723854311
Lol, Jesus. God speed anon
Give this to him and ruin his life as he searches for answers
>>723854385
Alright then I'm taking Nymph. Electronic warfare, baby!
>>723854721
hey quetz.
>>723854764
okay
what do you do for fun?
>>723854155
>That filename
Uhhh
>>723854664
No motivation really
>>723854721
Close those eyes, then we'll talk
>>723854775
>>723854853
>>723854789
Wonderful looking
>>723852263
Stop the government and your isp from monitoring your online activity http://traineddog.club
>>723853919
They did kind of overuse the Rem arc. But, I enjoyed her character as well.
Emilia being the Witch is something I thought of the entire time, I think it might actually be a possibility, considering Subaru was pretty much with her the whole time, you know?
I don't remember who Priscilla is. Betty is cute, but seems more like a side character
>>723854721
>be an aztec god
>revered by millions for thousands of years
>feared for my mighty military capabilities
>civilization that worship me dies out
>Japan reincarnates me as a giant titty dragon slut
>>723853603
i have a message for you
>>723853840
Oh rude!
>>723855087
Ain't the world a great place?
>>723854840
you don't need to know
>>723855182
Her tit bags are too large to function!
>>723855124
I freely admit I have no idea what I'm doing in these threads besides posting this girl
>>723854921
I'd say better, but
>That quality
>>723855101
I never did nuffin
>>723855087
They're Japanese, what did you expect?
>>723855101
-brings you the good oolong tea and gives you a hug-
>>723854853
I see. And you have it back?
>>723855527
you implied somethin'!
>>723855602
Thanks, Sonata. How've you been?
>>723855306
:(
why do you not like me
>>723855527
Should have nuked them harder -.-
In all honesty though, I love the Japanese. Not even for their anime shit. Their culture is pretty great
best waifu
>>723855527
How bout this?
>>723855802
don't have to and I see no reason to
>>723855604
Sorta
>>723855771
Implying isn't rude!
>>723855804
Hello
>>723855920
>>723855994
WRONG
>>723856071
That's more like it
>>723856195
how are you?
>>723856195
Of course it is!
>>723856335
I'm alright, been feeling lightheaded all day though
>>723856772
No it isn't, and I'm not naming anyone either
>>723856195
Hm. Yeah. I could say the same. I plan on being around a bit more.
>>723857458
>that image
Good man.
>>723857458
It's a little rude
>>723857603
Good, and thanks.
>>723857628
Not really though
>That image
I didn't know she was into that~
Anyway, I'm headed to bed now. Night everyone!
>>723857937
Goodnight.
>>723858114
hug me Yuuki
Who is Stocking?
>>723858144
>hugs anon
>>723857937
Gnight!
She just wants to discipline him!
Greetings.
>>723858179
thank you Yuuki
>>723858316
Hi Fl- Tanya.
>>723858351
is this implying heresy?
>>723858481
>implying heresy isn't present approximately 100% of the time here
>>723858316
good evening
Is thread kill?
>>723859168
No. Hello there.
(Please talk to me)
>>723859168
appears to be that way
>>723858168
Some guy I have to beat the shit out of.
Claimed. Where'd my Yuno niggas go?
>>723859168
Sometimes threads get a bit comfy. It'll probably pick up soon like it usually does around this time.
>>723859394
One of them is sleeping
>>723859168
Tanya is a top-tier waifu. Don't listen to those stupid niggers who say she's a man, past life gender doesn't mean shit. It's all about the soul.
>>723859310
Why's that?
>>723859530
i was only kidding
>>723859509
I like her because I relate to her.
>>723859310
That show was funny af.
>>723859284
K love you bby
I got my hair cut. It always feels nice!
>>723859722
I disagree
>>723859701
I love it so much! ^^
>>723859701
Love you too. <4
How've ya been? Hopefully you haven't had any breakdowns as of late!
>>723859722
How long was your hair before Nadeko
Hey, guys, sorry for all the cringeworty stuff I posted two days ago
>>723859769
i miss you so much
when are you coming back to me
>>723859855
Are you drunk again?
>>723859855
you are good don't worry friend
>>723859630
..Well okay then
How've you been?
My head hurts
>>723859863
ehh who are you?
>>723860037
-hug-
>>723860058
come back to me
>>723860031
I want fuck some shit up.
>>723860143
I'm right here, Haruhi, I'm already with you.
I need sadako
>>723860156
Me to, o another note. I remember you. Not gonna say how I do. But just fyi I do remember you. How have ya been?
>>723859855
It's ok because I have no idea what you posted.
>>723859811
Thankfully not.
>>723860156
Why's that?
>>723859768
Do you not get a nice massage afterwards??
>>723859811
My hair grows weird so that the front is a bit longer than the back. I usually let it get to the length of Bateman's hair then cut most of it off
>>723860344
^-^
You haven't changed a bit
>>723860282
you know what i mean sono
just come back to me
>>723860344
I'm happy you remembered me, I don't think I know a Tanya-claimer though~ I've been pretty bad and I've spent a lot of time at home and very sick. I lost 31 pounds and now I can pass for a trap.
>>723860363
I'm just kidding...
>>723860456
>comes back to you and sits on your lap
like this?
>>723859919
Yeah, a bit, but I don't intend to shitpost again.
>>723860002
Heh, thanks, I hope you mean it
>>723860747
See, you don't need alcohol
>>723860691
no you have to add me back
please just come back
>>723860344
Gee, thank God you don't remember
>>723860840
What about Stocker?
>>723860905
just add me and we can talk
>>723860902
Why don't you tell me then? I've told my life story on here before on why i'm completely fucked in the head.
>>723860691
I know you don't know a Tanya claimer, my last Waifu shall remain a secret until the time comes.. hehehehe.
>>723860426
Yep
>>723860747
I do
It's about time I fix my sleeping schedule.
>>723860747
Well, you know, there's no way I could go to a waifu claiming thread and apologize for my shitfaced shitposts completely sober.
>>723860691
I...well, okay then
Oh, God damn it, I intended to reply to >>723860793
>>723859701
>I like her because I relate to her.
Why, because you're /pol/?
>>723861079
I'm trying to open it for my browswer but I don't know how to sign into my account from there.
>>723861099
Ah you got a divorce? Why?
You know half of your things belong to her now right?
>>723861221
Did Chara tell you about me...? I think I have to go back to therapy.
>>723861123
Thanks, Anon, I-I'm not going to say that I love, though, I'm not that drunk
>>723858168
Pssht. Just a gay.
>>723861312
Huh?
>>723860691
>turned into a trap
What happened during all that time at home?
>>723861589
its ok you don't have to say it
Hey anons, just remember that all you need is me, okay? Nobody else matters!
>>723861589
That I love you*
Oh, for fuck's sake.
>>723861563
in the top right
>>723861672
But you aren't my waifu
Lost in the light of our golden ages
Found in a book hidden on the pages
Words for a time we'll wake on a perfect day
>>723861563
A bit.
I..I think if you think you need it, that you should always go for it.
>>723861672
>all you need is me
All i need is the kaiser
>>723861563
The last one was a failure to the fatherland. Only hint y'all get.
>Hope I did not say to much
>>723861538
Yeah, and iI voted for trump. Problem?
>>723861652
i was just too sick to eat and get out of bed, i lost a lot of muscle and fat ;-;
>>723861672
okay haruhi
>>723861798
i give up....
>>723861945
You aren't even from the US cunt.
>>723861866
>>723861949
Flawless taste in hair color by the way. 10/10 waifus.
>>723861945
>a failure to the fatherland
Hello there!
>>723861866
I kinda like being myself again. But I don't want Haruhi to end up hating me.
>>723861945
Are you Kurome?
>>723861949
dont give up on me please i really need you back
How;s everyone this fine day?
>>723862114
Good Yuuki, Good. You, you? He he.
>>723861949
Momoko tends to be fat, though, ayy
>>723861949
Oh damn. I guess you weren't totally out the woods yet when you got home. Hopefully the more severe complications have passed then.
>>723862052
>Kenchu lets off like 20 Thunderbolts within two seconds
>WAAAATATATATATATATATATA ATTAAAHH!
>You are already fainted.
>>723862049
Pink is cruz control for cool~
>>723862105
I'm the worst person for this, I hate computers...
>>723862114
Tiring!
>>723862175
More to love!
>>723862114
>having an AIDS waifu
Come on now.
>>723862049
You too yuno!
>>723862085
But you should be healthy, too...
>>723861669
Appreciate it
>>723862271
My thoughts exactly, I love my anime girls fat
>>723862085
No, but I remember that asshole.
>>723862052
Hello there!
>>723862047
Thankfully I am.
>>723862159
Can't complain, should be studying but eh...
>>723862271
Why's that?
>>723862316
any time friend
>>723862396
Your waifu is 2fucking cute. I want to adopt and spoil her while having her educate me on military tactics.
>>723862271
theres a button in the top right that says login...
i wont end up hating you and i never have
>>723862396
wWHAAAAAAAAAAT
you're not a sand nigger russian?
>>723862502
I want to invade Belgium to get to France with Tanya
>>723862461
Got a ceiling above my head and taking it easy for the night. Can't complain. Got more exams coming up?
>>723862264
>you are already fainted
Kek. Have a FF6 version .
>>723862660
Yup, first exam is on Wednesday and the other is on Thursday
>>723862570
Hey, did someone mention my white nigger nationality?
Fact: all pink haired waifus are shit
>>723862502
>>723862631
Here is a common strat I use "Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance" -Sun tzu
Honestly I think Sun tzu was a great general a lot of them still apply to today armies.
>>723862570
Fuck no, I hate everyone of of those sand niggers, deus fucking vult.
>>723863237
Alot of his strats is what I meant. I fucked up
>Tanya
>>723863237
:< Oh, I see.
>>723862841
Did they? AHA!
>>723862836
I forget how the exams never seem to stop sometimes. At least you got a light at the end of the tunnel with all of this. If it were me, I'd get the studying out the way so I could relax and let it sink in.