Has Trump stopped fucking Ivanka or does he not care if the Secret Service knows?
>>723849465
>fucking Ivanka
>>723849465
>Ivanka
>>723849465
This is such a creepy fucking picture. It literally looks like he got caught in the middle of foreplay with his daughter while calling his coke dealer on the phone.
>>723849465
>>723849642
this is not a photoshop. I guarantee it.
>>723849606
top kek
what the fuck
There purpose is (strictly) to protect. Their oath and allegiance is to the protection of the POTUS, not DOJ...
>>723849685
>Uncut
>American hero
Pick one.
>>723849738
They can certainly be subpoena'd
shes to old. Donald got a new lolli
>>723849738
Have some pasta:
As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on /b/ I feel it is my responsibility to counter the russian spamming machine our intel agencies informed us of and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, out-dated, and weird. This is accompanied with crazy ass ideological statements.
We know the NSA is watching us too, you faggots can thank us, the real amerifags, who don't fall for this shit, for doing our own little online campaign. Thank us by not busting us for dl'ing movies and please do what you can to make marijuana legal, or at least keep it legal in the states that made it legal. Also, I'll remove the camera cover on my laptop so you guys can watch me fap again, if that's what you want.
That is how you can repay us.
Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but it's the least we can do since we are here anyway and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump dick sucking disinformation barrage the russian shills are spamming on the internet so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of this is actually real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate, fear and panic mongering. We are being targetted by a foreign entinty via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.
We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of an entire group of people just because of their religion or race or gender in an effort to spread hate. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't.
>>723849808
I didn't say it was the D's D.
>>723849738
I'm sure the secret service has seen tons of illicit shit go down in the White House. For example, I highly doubt that it was a secret that Clinton was being serviced by a ditzy, chubby Jew. They had to have known.
>>723849911
who dat?
nice trips, btw.
>>723849465
>implying no one here wouldn't do the same
>>723849963
what the literal fuck are you blathering on about anon?
>>723850236
don jr's lolli daughter
>>723850172
Of course they did. The President doesn't just get to scurry away without any of them noticing. They probably ran distractions and escorted the bitch right to the oval office for him.
>>723850172
>ditzy, chubby Jew. T
is that what killed Garry Shandling?
>>723850286
"Ivanka gives the best golden showers, really, just the best. This girl, I mean, seriously, even when she eats asparagus it just feels so amazing, folks. I was talking to this guy the other day, great guy, and Ivanka was pissing on both of us and he said "Donald, your daughter gives the best golden showers." It's true, folks."
>>723850416
>don jr's lolli
ahhh...... makes sense. couldn't be the rat-faced son's gril - too cute.
>>723849963
My man. I see these shills everywhere and they make themselves blatantly obvious one way or another.
>>723850379
Shill detected
>>723850485
>>>723850286
>"Ivanka gives the best golden showers, really, just the best. This girl, I mean, seriously, even when she eats asparagus it just feels so amazing, folks. I was talking to this guy the other day, great guy, and Ivanka was pissing on both of us and he said "Donald, your daughter gives the best golden showers." It's true, folks."
video of him saying that
https://youtu.be/DpOZVN4_Ihc?t=16s
>no joke
>>723850616
at least I understood that. it's wrong, of course, but at least you can understand it.
>>723850515
trumpy has slowed down. but my sources say she comes in about once a month and plays with grandaddy
>>723850704
>plays with
>>723850690
Shill detected
>>723849808
>letting jews dictate your genitals.
>american
Pick one.
>>723850425
Course they did. And they would have searched her and provided escort from the oval office... gotta make sure she's not a security risk.
Only reason she's still alive is because she went public so fucking fast and in such a massive way it would have looked way too suss if she'd disappeared.
The service's only duty is to keep the president alive and safe from external threats. Dude could be banging their wives, daughters and sons on an hourly basis and they still have to salute and act like the pres is some kind of all-mighty god of gods who holds the fate of the free world in his hands.
>>723850975
She was too fat to disappear.