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when I was a little lad I asked my cousin if they wanted to play hot wheels with me. I loved to play hot wheels, I had so many hot wheel toys in my room and I would always play with them. My cousin thought it would be funny to take all the wheels off of my hot wheels. He broke all my hot wheels toys and didnt say sorry. My mom saw my broken hot wheels and got really upset at me thinking I broke them all. I tried to say it was my cousin but she didnt believe me. I had all my hot wheels taken away and never got them back.
Now years later my cousin is getting married and I am his best man. I want to say something that will ruin his marriage.
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You're going to ruin somebodies marriage, because he broke some stupid toys?
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Loosen lug nuts on his car lol
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>>723849334
yes
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>>723849486
whats a lug nut?
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Godspeed brother.
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>>723849666
The nuts that hold the wheel to the axle. They're what you take off to take the tire off. If you loosen them they fall off while driving.
Even better you should steal his spare tire and slice the other tires
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>>723849666
>whats a lug nut?
if you have to ask, you are the lug nut
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"When my cousin broke all my happy wheel toys, I knew I had to get him back. That is why I peed in all the champagne bottles."
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>>723848530
Revenge is a meal best served cold.
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He broke all my hotwheel toys, so I fucked his wife last night.
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>>723848530
I had a hotwheels car, it was a old school Crown Vic white with amber caution lights on top. My best friend smashed it with a rock and then threw it in my face. I still get pissed off when it crosses my mind every now and then.
That was my favorite fucking hot wheels car
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