>Be me >15 >high school >lunch with beta fags

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>Be me
>15
>high school
>lunch with beta fags
>Retard friend (not actually retarded) has no lunch
>beta fag friend tells retarded friend tells retarded friend that there's a jimmy johns sammich on the vending machine
>retard friend goes to take sammich
>takes one huge bite out of the sammich
>we all see a supervisor look on top of the vending machine
>tfw it's his
>>other beta fag friend gives retard friend his lunchbox to hide the sammich
>supervisor starts surveying the room
>supervisor walks past us
>retard friend starts talking about vydia to make table seem normal
>supervisor takes out bag of grapes and eats them looking like someone just shot his dog
>beta fag friend tell retard friend to give him his lunch box back
>argument ensues
>imenjoyingeverysecondofthis.jpg
>supervisor goes on phone
>other beta fag friend gives retard friend new backpack to hold sammich
>we all start arguing about if he should cut off part retard friend bit and put the sammich back or keep it
>retard friend wont grow balls and cut the sammich
>panic ensues
>supervisor talks on phone again
>we talk about an escape plan
>supervisor calls in high school five-0
>supervisor points at lunch table
>cop and supervisor walk up to our table
>start questioning us
>tell us they reviewed footage
>open up lunch boxes
>retard friend is last
>pulls out sammich out of backpack
>ohshit.jpg
>retard friend gets sent to deans office
None shall forget the tale of the Supervisor, the retard, and the sammich