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sup /b/ So I know this isn't /soc/ but would someone please

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sup /b/

So I know this isn't /soc/ but would someone please sincerely tell me why I'm so fucking hideous? Like, I know I'm ugly but exactly what traits specifically are the worst offenders here? i.e. (weak jawline, nose to wide, eyes to close) things like that because I really can't tell and I'd like to get some constructive criticism on my ugliness from the only anons I can trust.
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Clean shaven
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Better with beard tbh, no homo (Hair could use more of style than just being brushed)
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>>723839252
if that is you then you are fine
just get a haircut and be happy you don't look like me
i have scars and shit all over my face from trying to use a knife to remove acne when i was 15 i also have a redness around my lips
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KYS
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>>723839484
removing acne with a knife? how fucking retarded were you?
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>>723839449

Thanks for criticism anon, The former I've always thought so too myself.

>>723839484

Thanks m8. pics?

>>723839539

Believe me, it's an option.
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>>723839779
it's ok because they don't look a lot like scars more like other acne
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>>723839252

This is what passes for ugly? ... Ooookay. Work on your self esteem I suppose.
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You seem pretty normal to me. It's probably your personality. Just act really confident and open to anything and you'll be fine. Wear clothes that aren't all one color and make sure they fit. Baggy black clothes scream insecure so ditch those if you want.

Before you say all this shit in your head like, "I don't want to do that/He's wrong about xyz/ I think this is better," NEWSFLASH, your way isn't working so get over your own subjective opinion.
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you're overweight. i can tell by looking at your jaw, chin and mandibles
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>>723839836
hard to see because of grainy webcam
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>>723839252
its the hair dude. just get a fucking hair cut. unless r u metallica dude?
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Keep the beard
cut your hair
and don't act like such a faggot
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>>723839252
not ugly, I'd suck your dick
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>>723839252
Your hot
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>>723839931

Skrillex?
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i think this is a better quality photo of me
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Coming from a a real live g r i l- I think you're super cute. I'd suggest growing out your beard.
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>>723839252
from a bro standpoint, keep the fuckin beard dude, trust me, u dont suit clean shaved, plus your a viking.

hail oden
grow beard
???
profit
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>>723839931
>it's ok because they don't look a lot like scars more like other acne
>it's ok because
>it's ok
it's not ok, you're fucked in the head if this is true and you thought it was a good idea??
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>>723839341
>>723839416
>>723839454
just transition and become a qt trap
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>>723839252
Nah, you're hot. You probably have the same problem as me and you're just a freak.
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>>723839252
why do you still have your christmas tree up in february?
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>>723840221
seriously. a clean cut. little stubble on your face. hell id fuck ya. dont be such a pussy. women are seriously put off when a man acts like a pussy. u went WAY over the top crying and shit, "why am i so ugly/retarded/faggot?"

tldr: ur fine, go fuck a couple of ugly chicks to get things going again
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>>723839252
you kinda look like thor. lose the hat and is that a coors light shirt? the mountains in >>723839341
sort of look like the coors logo. if I'm right you're too old for that shirt- i don't even need to know your age to know that anyone over the age of 16 wearing a beer shirt is going to be looked at like a hobo
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>>723840546
this
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>>723840491
see my 2 photos i posted it's not that bad i'm an ugly fuck who'll never get a grill anyway with or without them
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>>723840746
yea i saw them. tbh the star wars shirt takes ALLLLLLL the attention of your face so you're doing that "right" (quotes cus lose the shirt)
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>>723839341
oh god, keep the stubble. Please keep the stubble. That's terrible, no.
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>>723840845
oh yeah i only wear this shirt in the house it's a pajama shirt
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You got the badass biker look going on, which you could use to your advantage
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>>723839252
BE A FUKIN VIKING ANON, JOIN /ss/STORMFRONT/ss/ , YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE MY BROTHER IN ARMS.
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>>723840413
You can't be serious
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>>723840069

Gotta take this advice to heart since I am pretty guilty of those things, so thanks anon.

>>723840151

Yeup, I have a bmi of like 24 so I'm right on the line. It's hard cuz I do have some landwhale genes

>>723840177
>>723840413

nice do mayne.

>>723840221
>>723840289

Noted, I do perform with a band occasionally so the hair is for a reason but not objected to losing it.

>>723840324
>>723840363

Stahp!

>>723840614

roomate is a lazy fuck and won't let me touch his precious work of art

>>723840637

thanks!
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>>723839252
Honestly my guy, just do this:

1. Grow out beard
2. Tie hair into standard faggot Man Bun (would look good on a Viking such as yourself)
3. ???
4. Proft
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>>723840546

rolling for this
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>>723840676

nah nah it's a mammoth mountain shirt, I live in California lol
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