Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723828590
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723832752
At least one person responded ;-;
>>723832807
I'll reply again
also best girls
Still here.
>>723832751
No effort is too much when you're in love!
>>723832752
It got much worse lately?
>>723832807
No pics for you, because LIES AND SLANDER!
カラミチーマス
>>723832807
You're too much of a bully to people, that's why.
>>723832484
>
>>723832916
yeah far worse
>claiming
Captcha that requires you to click all the squares are dumb
tbh Scoobs and Arisu are fags ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gonna go eat
>>723832900
Good. More Ayayayayayayayayyyayayayayaaaaaaaaayayayyaya
>>723832916
Thanks for the picture, fallen one
>>723832922
Hello. I'm just leaving to eat some food now
>>723832975
Might as well noose. No cute for me :(
>>723832995
I'll accept it
>>723833069
Who's Scoobs?
>>723832975
was wish u
>>723832916
still kike
>>723832900
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>723833029
I got this once
>Homo
I am in so much fucking pain today...
>>723833029
REEEEE i hate them, the ones with the numbers and shit, god they are the worst reee
>>723833136
>>723833143
hello
>>723833136
Rubert.
>>723833023
Now that's a shame. But if it's such a drastic change I guess you should know the reason for it already.
You think you're gonna handle it?
>>723833136
I'll only post the least cute though! Muahaha!
>>723833143
Still hungry for D.
>>723833160
>>723833215
Thanks captcha
>>723833029
Always getting traffic signs and store fronts, no change whatsoever
>>723832613
a slippery slope you're walking there bud
>>723833169
What's up?
>>723833244
its a really big deal, which could get even worse depending on the outcome
>>723833362
how are you
>>723833215
On my tablet I can only see about half the text, it's like a mandatory guessing game every time I post.
>>723833411
I get those too, with a bit of shelves and a goldfish every now and then
>>723833500
hi new friend
>>723833500
you have my sympathy cutie
>>723833443
I woke up and my legs felt like collapsing while I was lying down. Got into work and now I can barely walk. 2 hours of that.
>>723833465
dead on the inside
>>723833500
>not using Legacy Captcha
>>723833362
You ain't getting mine though.
>>723833428
No idea what you might be talking about.
Post Jibril with pantsu showing.
>>723833465
I take you have little influence on it?
Are you sure it's gonna be as bad as you feel it will be right now? Maybe it'll be not as horrible.
QOTT; Would you drink a cup of water with a drop of toxic poison in it?
pls respond ;-;
>>723833713
Nice blog, faggot
>>723833824
If the poison was diluted enough to not do any damage, then yes.
>>723833824
depends on how painful it is
>>723833824
If I'm thirsty :')
Claiming best girl
>>723833824
Would it kill me or at least blind me?
>>723833713
I probably experienced worse, but still sucks.
>>723833797
I have no influence on it, it's like a whole load of bad thing just keep piling up. It's exhausting
>>723833797
i don't want yours -_-
Claim.
Mine is the best, no need for an argument. She simply is.
>>723833906
the poison is concentrated and will kill you instantly.
>>723834016
it will kill you
>>723834045
but it will kill you...
>>723834049
It will certainly kill you to death until you die
>>723832524
Euhm... sorry but what?
>>723834105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
>>723834105
>>723834137
Instantly sounds good to me
>>723834137
Then yes as well.
How painful, is there an antidote?
y do ppl do dis
>>723834105
She's claimed by at least 3 other people.
Enjoy your used goods you fucking faggot.
>>723834137
Still quenches my thirst.
>>723834263
>>723834274
Oh forget it ._.
you guys should 100% stop what your doing and check out Snapchat (z) .com asap
>>723834363
no, give it to me
>>723834341
forget i asked
>>723834384
nou
>>723834384
Fuck off with that 3D shit
>>723834401
I was going to say "Then why should we let Syrian Muslims into our country?"
>>723834479
Wait what
just hand over the poison already
good morning
>>723834137
I probably would if I had it right now. Tomorrow probably not.
>>723834105
Why so many Tomoko claimers?
>>723832524
You feel like you are losing interest in her? Then it should be easier to talk to her.
>>723834559
good morning! well evening
>>723834559
Morning Louise
>>723834559
>shows you my dick
>>723834063
Probably, but the pain has moved up to my hips now.
>>723834086
Sorry to hear that. Unfortunately I can't really help you without further information, so I'll just hope you have someone to talk to about stuff like that and maybe sort some things out.
>>723834087
Denial is unhealthy.
>>723834690
>depressed for the last 3 threads Louise starts posting
>posts a happy aya
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>723834690
Good morning~
>>723834694
G'morning! How are you?
>>723834699
Please don't.
>
>>723834785
I want that loli pussy.........
>>723834785
There's probably some thing blocking blood flow or some internal damage. Get it checked up or down a few Tylenol.
>>723834885
good thing i'm not in denial then :o
>>723834885
thanks you seem really nice
>>723834962
how are you ?
>>723834962
you don't like my cock...?
>
>>723834559
Morning
>>723834578
Because Tomoko a cute too
>>723834931
Sorry to say, but I got happy ayayad last thread
>>723834962
Babysitting this old blind deaf cat. It's pretty depressing when he's awake.
>>723835116
Not really.
>>723835064
Sleepy
Also a bit morose I had a dream that culminated in me and some family members committing suicide
But overall, okay
How about you?
>>723835074
I don't wanna see cock right now
>>723835116
g'morning!
>>723835241
Ah, gosh, that does sound pretty bad
>>723835346
I'll show you anyway~
Think you handle it?
>>723835346
sounds dark you sure you are okay?, I'm in a bit of a bad state tbh
>>723835287
whats wrong?
>>723835241
Cats can be cute.
>
>>723835587
Idk random moodswing
About back to indifferent already tho
>>723835346
Yeah, he sometimes gets lost and confused and starts crying.
Evening dudes, what's everyone up to?
>>723835538
At least it's white
>>723835657
Kek. Fucking idiot.
>>723835745
>jelly Rias best Rias
>>723835538
Please put that shoop away, nobody wants to see it
>>723835587
I'm fine..What's wrong with you?
>>723835732
That sounds pretty sad...
>>723835745
Hello
>>723835826
Yeah cats don't give a fucc
>>723835720
glad you're okay
>>723835862
I think I'll just message you about it
>>723835845
Thanks!
>>723835862
Hi Louise, how're you?
>>723835917
Cats are fucking rad though
>>723835346
A bit macabre way of starting the day.
>>723835745
Evening Jelly
>>723835862
I'm bigger than Chara you know. She can't make you cum like I can.
>>723835745
being dead on the inside
>>723836041
>she
>>723834970
We all do, brother...
>>723835040
Double denial is a double negative and therefore healthy.
>>723835683
Ist das die neue?
>>723832761
Claiming sexy ninja kasumi
you guys should 100% stop what your doing and check out Snapchat (z) .com as soon as you can lol
>>723836125
But you also have the Double double denial, which is a negative double negative, which is unhealthy.
>>723836125
so: i'm :ok?
>>723836041
>circumcised
ew
>>723836081
As usual
We're all dead inside anyway tho
>>723834559
Morning!
>>723836248
Nah, you're thinking of the regular triple denial.
The double double denial is two times double negative so still positive at that.
>>723836312
F:or nöw yo:u are
Unless you deny once more, then you're gay again.
>>723836108
louise pls
>When you kill Mephisto and wonder where his fucking Brothers are.
>>723836428
What about this one?
>>723836428
Wish I was dead inside
>>723836443
Evening bork
>One off trips
>>723836564
Hairy ew
>>723835995
okay
>>723836003
Sleepy. You?
>>723836009
Yeah, but hopefully it'll be okay.
>>723836041
Guess what
Even if you were well endowed, which I doubt,
I don't care about that sort of thing, I just want someone who's personality I like.
And I love hers.
>>723836443
Morning!
>>723836619
Just claim for a few more weeks.
You'll get there.
>>723836735
I'm like stuck here anyways so that's a self-runner
>>723836802
why 18
>>723836802
how are you doing?
>>723836805
We're all circumcised because the guy who invented Kellogg's Corn Flakes believed it prevents masturbation, and, therefore, mental illness.
>mfw that's all true and you can look it up
>>723836802
I believe in you!! Go for it!
>>723836465
I'm right and you're wrong!
>>723836802
Do we get to see it when you finish?
here
>>723835862
Yeah.. He likes to be hugged and carried around though. Just need to take him some place he is familiar with afterwards.
>>723836805
Lol mostly yeah, circumcision is disgusting and I don't get why it's enforced so much over in the colonies
>>723836867
The whole Ai's 18 but in a weird body thing
>>723836921
Tired and listening to Tenacious D, you?
>>723836964
Seriously?
kek
>>723837070
If I like how it looks, yes... I've never drawn Rias before though so I'm not too sure
>>723837099
Hi
>>723837162
hi
>>723837162
Oh. yeah. true. how did I not get this.
>>723837162
>Tenacious D
brotier !
I'll also draw rias, just talking to some people.
>>723837143
awww, that sounds nice.
So who are you babysitting for?
>>723836964
i'm glad i'm not a american :o
>>723837099
*sip*
are you circumcised
>>723836964
He was wrong though, that circumcised dude still became a trap.
>>723836867
What's gotten you down to this level anyway?
>>723837070
Nah you see a double double negative would be x squared squared or (x^2)^2 with x being a negative number.
Say y was x^2, it would be a positive number.
y^2 would therefore still be positive.
>>723837033
delet
>>723837380
Yes. Why?
>>723837444
hi friend
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>723837444
Level?
>>723837143
Is he comfortable being alone somewhere he is familiar with?
Good thing that he likes to be carried and hugged, and isn't afraid of people.
>>723837444
shhh I'm in denial!
>>723837470
just curious uwu
>>723836640
>One off trips
ikr
kill me now
>>723837586
ok
>>723837470
can we see it?
>>723837509
Hi person.
>>723837559
This thread.
>>723837567
And twice already, so right now you are not gay.
Hey guys comedy shorts gamer here
>>723837699
_hand
>>723837721
Oh. Was bored and wanted to post in some weird thread, so I got pics of Ai with a gun and shitposted to Jelly
mein waifu
>>723837705
No.
>>723837811
?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>I'm sorry Uzume
And so I came this far, just to face backwards and correct my choices.
Happy last day of Carnival. Cheers~
>>723837905
can I see it?
>>723837721
will you be my friend?
>>723837293
Not sure tbh, are you feeling okay?
>>723837341
Best song?
Beelzeboss or the metal imo, maybe kickapoo
>>723837591
How is bork
>>723837826
Except you forgot your image
>>723837908
Damn fancy font in your cocaine scrawlings 10/10
>>723837999
I dont even kno wyou
>>723838044
Tribute yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ
>>723838048
>cocaine scrawlings
kek
>>723838116
so yes?
>>723838044
>Beelzeboss
no other contender
>>723837567
From there he can usually find the litterbox and food and water. He also sleeps about 20h a day.
>>723837357
It's mom's cat.
>>723838309
That was a no.
>>723838206
Bloody good choice, I only like it for Dave Grohl being naked and coated in red paint though... plus the fligu gigu
>>723838313
I can accept that
>>723838384
He did get trips tho
>send nudes
I cringe a bit whenever someone calls a tranny 'she'.
Why do people endorse mental illness?
>>723838048
Icing sugar works much better.
If I had cocaine I wouldn't use it for such things anyway.
Stew is much better than soup
>>723838044
Not sure about both either
>>723838044
Shhhh
love you
>>723838384
:( ok but can you describe it?
>>723838516
Why though? You'd have it all lined up for the evening already, multipurpose text.
>>723838348
Ahh, I see. It's good of you to take care of him
>>723838490
nah
>>723838644
Its a penis. I dont think it requires much describing
>>723838574
>Issei tho
Hope you get better soon dude
>>723838740
Rude
>>723838658
That's just too much coke. I'd gladly have a blunt instead and eat those sweet crackers afterwards.
>>723838740
:( be more creative
is it cute and helpless? or strong and willing?
>>723838044
>How is bork
Bork is bork
Tired and need to phone HMRC in the morning, as well as phone work
Tedious
How is not-bork
>>723838817
How it is.
>>723838892
Ill pass.
>>723838879
Would be a fuckton of blunts to spell that shit out though. I guess icing sugar isn't such a bad idea, just bring a blunt on the side and you're set.
>>723837826
Seems like a legit reason to join.
Why ai though? Because a little child with a gun seemed fun or are you actually some pervert?
>>723838011
You'll just say mean things again q_q
>>723839228
no i promise i want to be your friend im really sorry about that i wasnt in a good mood
She's my partner/waifu in pillow zone.
>>723838693
The place is a bit in the middle of nowhere, so there won't be much to do.
>>723838976
Not-bork is tired and feeling artistic but I can't be assed getting my surface out of the drawer because it's wired up to my monitor and a bunch of cable shit that I cba with
>>723839115
Just is
>>723839130
Who needs a blunt when you can snort icing sugar though
>>723838976
Hey Bork, added any new recipes yet~?
>It's me, Uzume
>I guess almost everyone missed the greentext I posted last week.
>>723839130
That's what I was thinking. After setting up everything, you just blaze your blunt, look at the piece of art you just created, and then ruin it by eating all the sweet crackers and drinking the tea. Most likely worth it though, they're really sweet~
>>723839380
>Artistic
I was.
>>723838817
:'( one day...
Same but thanks, random moodswings are weird, in a good mood rn again but for how long
>>723839307
Its nothing extraordinary i promise
>>723839228
I just think she's a really cool character, I watched like 700 conan episodes so far plus the gun was fitting
>>723839347
Understandable, but still..
I'm heading out now, bye thread
>>723839522
I'm feeling strangely alright tonight, am I siphoning off your happiness?
>>723839510
Where did you find the willpower to create such an extraordinary piece
>>723839522
I know what you mean, get them sometimes when I'm off cbd
>one day
kek
>>723839593
I somehow doubt
>>723839739
Bye Louise
>>723839593
:( can you try? or just show me
>>723839819
Give it back
>>723839858
Now who has a drug problem here :)
>>723839510
>added any new recipes yet~?
I don't think I am who you think I am.
>>723839593
>>723839872
It is actually something extraordinary
Extraordinary small
>>723840074
Haha lole
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8KPUE0_EDR0
>>723840074
so cute? nice~
>>723840003
At least CBD doesn't give me tits
>>723839858
Thats fine. I dont have to prove anything.
>>723839872
Nope and no.
>>723840074
Go ahead think that I dont care.
>>723840219
:( ok
>>723839858
Probably wanting to do something about my heresy-ing back to Noire..?
>>723840027
Weren't you the same guy/girl/genderless human in "Cooking with Alice"?
:thonk:
>>723840439
>/genderless
Kek
>>723840219
Who asked for proof?
>>723840439
Probably... I guess I'll have a coffee or something, or maybe I'll see how I feel tomorrow
>>723839311
I'm 80% sure it's lies and slander, but sure, friend.
>>723839647
It's kinda heresy but I guess that's enough for now. Maybe you'll learn to actually love her as you go on.
Gotta go now though, have fun everyone.
>>723840202
But it damages your bra-
oh wait, nevermind, doesn't matter
>>723840595
I love her for the character <3
Plus she's 18 don't forget
Tschü-üss
>>723840650
Ur gay
>>723840595
thank you and im really sorry about that
how are you doing?
>>723840577
You said doubt. Proof was implied
>>723840439
>Weren't you the same guy/girl/genderless human in "Cooking with Alice"?
>:thonk:
That would be Alice. This is her dog. I post her dog. The pictures are from her stream.
I am not Alice. No stuttering, see?
Bork.
Good evening everyone
>>723840899
Hey there Chara, what's up
>>723840623
CBD doesn't damage shit dude screw you
>I want to believe
>>723840650
delet
>>723840761
...oh, yeah I guess so
>>723840899
Evening Chara, how're you?
>>723833824
Why? No.
>>723840899
>>723840577
Obviously mine was a rhetoric answer. Yes I did it for that reason.
Anyway, sounds nice, why tomorrow though?
>>723840850
True. My bad then~
Hope you had a nice day anyway.
>>723840899
Hey lad check out my Picasso up here ^
>>723840899
chara
>>723840989
If I told you, would you sit on it?
>>723841047
I'm doing mighty fine, thank you, what about you?
>>723841094
W-well... I just wanted to say hi!
>>723841115
lewd/10
>>723841127
smug tomoko
how are you?