Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723807947
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Claiming best girl
カラミチーマス
Other table poster is better
Still here.
>>723824607
>and one of them will be best waifu
And that's all that really counts.
>>723824639 (Ai)
Ungehobelter Flegel!
>>723824690 (Yui)
It is! You're very knowledgeable.
>>723825179
What gutter licking faggot made this?
Claiming best girl²
>>723825429
:)
>>723825429
hi friend
>>723825429
H-hör auf!
>>723825483
wish u
>>723825391
^^;
>>723825402
hi did you talk to her yet?
>>723825444
Checked.
>>723825495
Do you know any more?
@723825509
k
>>723825576
hi
>>723825607
hi friend
Who needs sleep.
>>723825645
hi friend
Claim
>claiming
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hyxBBFNqXCo
>>723825645
good morning quiet anon~
>>723825700
>>723825576
Evening Masher
>>723825700
Me
I need 16 hours a day
>>723825576
Oh? When did you get back?
Of course I haven't. I didn't get the chance to see her today.
>>723825701
how are you friend?
>>723825736
its afternoon for me but good morning
Bork bork, my good fellows.
>>723825607
Schwul is gay right?
Schwanz is dick?
Arsch is ass?
Sheiße is fuck i think
Ich will ein groß Schwanz in meinem Arsch, bitte.
>>723825483
Hi ;o
>>723825736
How was your walk? did you manage to burn off your erection? I asked you some questions but you were gone, and now I've forgotten them.
>>723825700
Go get some sleep friend! Stay awake too much is no good for your health!
>>723825819
Fine I suppose, what about yourself
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8
>>723825131
It is.
Now back to studying, Canada.
>>723825483
Cute.
>>723825901
>Sheiße
shit
>>723825775
ah i can't wait to play that game.. sorry for taking so long
>>723825806
i just got home from work a few minutes ago and i wanna nap so bad
and why not?
>>723825819
oh it's 11am for me :p
>>723825876
>brushes your fur
>>723826042
Take a little rest, you need it.
And because alternating block schedules are retarded.
>>723825963
i remember leaving the house, i remember the cold, and i remember my legs getting very weak and tired, i don't remember getting home...
>>723826010
I'm going home now
>>723826042
Any idea when you are getting a computer yet?
>>723825876
Hello doggo
>>723826139
how old are you?
>>723825179
I never said anything bad about you though?
>>723825999
im fine too
look how similar we are
>>723826042
any plans for today?
>>723826187
good luck
>>723826218
omg so alike :o
>>723826196
looks like it'll be more than a year from now
>>723826217
>pets
>>723826218
plans... nope, just sleeping
what about yew?
>>723826209
Take a guess, I'm sure you'll get it wrong.
>>723826355
were so close already
>>723826398
nothing like every day
>>723826488
I love you <3
Reclaim. Part II the cuddling
>>723826398
That's a long time..
>>723826564
>>723826398
That's nice. Anyways, comrade shielder!! You're early
>>723826662
Ayayayayayayay
>>723826431
the way you type
the excuses
the low self confidence
I say you're 17 or 18 years old.
>>723826488
you're lucky, i love peaceful days.
i spent like 3hrs cleaning the oven in my job....
>>723826590
i blame myself for getting into trouble with the law so much
>>723826662
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
>>723826721
ayayay
>>723826521
im sorry but i have someone already...
>>723826722
i wouldnt say peaceful but ok
>>723826767
Oh :/ ouch
>>723826722
What about the way I type? I think it's fine. But no, you are incorrect. You may try again for a consolation prize.
>>723826721
>>723826752
hello
>>723826684
i'm not early~
your waifu has PTSD
>>723826767
what would you call it?
>>723826722
You should stop kidnapping people then!
>>723826828
You're 28!
>>723825764
Nou!
>>723825779
That's a hell of a lot, even by my standards...
>>723825964
I'm considering it actually.
>>723826871
hola
>>723826042
>>brushes your fur
*is brushed*
>>723826159
>i don't remember getting home...
Is that...normal for you?
And did you deal with your problem?
>>723826205
>Hello doggo
Bork!
>>723825530
There are no brakes on this ride.
Strolch!
>>723825901
*Scheiße
and it means shit, but is used similar to fuck.
Good job, du Horst!
>>723826820
im sorry please dont leave me
>>723826875
lonely
>>723826959
Hello bork then
>>723826871
Made some progress now?
>>723827013
D-du Piefke!
>>723826875
Really? I always thought you came on much later. Sorry
>>723826828
Here's my guess: somewhere between 1 and 30 years
>>723826931
>>723826909
im not in that cult anymore. they didn't like me because i always went too far
>>723826959
it's normal, im still a bit on edge. i'll be fine
>gives you lots of pets
>>723826931
I wish i could get more
>>723825901
man merkt, dass du dein deutsch von /waifu/ hast
alles schwul
>Ich will ein groß Schwanz in meinem Arsch, bitte.
"Ich will einen großen Schwanz in meinem Arsch, bitte."
Thx for using meinem instead of meinen
>>723827065
No I'm going to do it tomorrow from the second I wake up, how are you doing?
>>723826940
How are you doing?
>>723827035
you don't like being alone huh, same here
is talking to people online enough for you or do you want more?
>>723827066
i'm a half hour early :p
wait does ikusaba have PTSD?
>>723827254
dead on the inside :(
>>723827036
Best group. I always liked tincans
>>723827290
Not that I know of. She was the quiet type who didn't mind finishing someone off.
>>723827367
Can you stop, please?
>>723827290
i need more this isnt enough
>>723827254
Ah okay, hope that works out
Finished moving to another room now, forgot my slippers tho :( gotta wait for my ex-roommate to come back so I get them sigh
>>723827419
And she can do that at such a young age? That's not normal
>>723827447
do you have friends to hangout wif?
>>723827099
That's why you had trouble with law?
..I'm nosy..
>>723827035
But you just broke my heart </3 :'(
>>723827531
no im alone
reminder
>>723827471
where did you go?
>>723827299
play some vidya
>>723827534
mhm, it gets much, much worse
>>723827556
nooo please dont leave i want you to be my friend
>>723827589
add me uwu
>>723826913
I am sorry, but you lost your chance at the consolation prize. You may try once more.
>>723827066
How did you guess?
>>723827581
would you be happy with a girlfriend?
>>723827592
no:
>>723827592
From a 2-peep-dormroom to a single one, the snoring of that guy killed me
>>723827531
Oh come on, she left her family and joined a mercenary group for no reason at the age of 7. Were talking about the girl who always had a combat knife under her skirt.
>>723827608
Story time?
https://youtu.be/r9xUofg0B04
>>723827589
>aya more friendly than lousie
reminder Aya called people retards for not being as intelligent as him
>>723827589
hehe
>>723827653
You're 19 !
>>723827589
>a minority of people
>>723827589
I'm pretty much the definition of average there..
>>723827700
age 7?? i didn't think about killing people until age 8, i'm impress
why did she want to join such a group?
>>723827718
lol no, i haven't even told tomoko
>>723827677
Why not?
>>723827689
I can sympathise with that
>>723827951
i don't want to uwu
>>723827669
i have someone but theyre not close to me
>>723827981
Nigger
>>723827913
Who knows? I'm more interested in what made YOU want to kill people at age 8?
>>723828012
>>723828006
whooooooo?
>>723827981
>
>>723827647
done
can't even fit more on one screenshot
>>723827913
Fair enough. I wouldn't tell either.
Anyways, how are you?
>>723828022
i don't know but i wanted to do it for a long time now
>>723828068
It's okay bb, no more tears
>>723828074
thank uwu
>>723827996
what do you want to do?
>>723828074
Not the only 10 for cuteness anymore, the system is rigged
>>723828073
stocking
>>723828092
im cold and lonely, but mostly tired and i need to cum
>>723828073
My edits REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>723828163
I'm gonna cry forever because of you.
>>723828176
i don'y know
>>723828193
who's dat? tell me about thems
>>723827746
considered
>>723828220
i like it!
>>723827065
Däumling!
>>723828176
Got competition now heh
Okay guys I'm making the new thread right now.
>>723828220
Not because someone erp with your edits? :^)
>>723828204
That didn't take long..
>>723828262
>>723828300
Better watch out I'm vengeful
>>723828239
hes mine and i love him
>>723828262
I feel like I'm far more autistic than that.
>>723828341
i still need to cuuuum
im sorry
>>723827589
idk if you're referring to me by "blue haired girl", i you are her name is kafuu chino
>>723828460
idek anymore whom I meant tbh
>>723828454
You could do something about it you know
>Saya