ITT: stupid things you thought as a kid >women get pregnant

>>723823293
Babies come out of assholes.

thought the earth was round

>>723823435
basically a big one there

>thought women have both penises and vaginas

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>>723823293
>Tupac Shakur
>Jewish holiday

Zozzled my rozzle.

>Live in small backwater town
>no blacks
>assume blacks are like normal people just with dark skin
>grow up, move to city
>discover blacks are actually animals, not people at all

>thought animals actually talked by making their noises
>sex was just being naked and kissing
>thought africa and america where 2 little countries next to each other

And i dont think it counts, but my dad always called 'kebab' a 'bread with turk' (broodje turk in dutch) and i thought it was actually called that

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instead you should just Snapchat z .com and leak all your snapchat friends

>>723823640
this

>thought dinosaurs went extinct relatively recently. Always asking grandfather about them as if he had first hand experience

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>>723823293
I thought women had dicks until I was like 12

>24 now
>mfw women really do have dicks now

>>723823293
I thought life was going to be great

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>>723823293
I thought my father could read in my mind and it drived me into stupid OCD to get rid of that thought
Now i'm ok btw