Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is stan, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Fuck me!
>Another human being
OP confirmed faggot
If you put as much effort into being presentable enough for even the most disgusting excuse of another human besides yourself to find you even partially attractive, then you might actually have some luck. But instead you're sitting here on a fucking autistic image board bitching about how no one likes you cause you're a rancid person.
Go buy a prostitute faggot.
>>723821125
Spend more than $5 on a haircut
Shave the mass-murdered beard off
Wear a real shirt, not a t-shirt
Your head is shaped like a Circus Peanut candy
>>723821125
>OK cupid stats
>"Scientifically proven"
Pick one, faggot
>>723821310
I'm not OP, but I have been very active on online dating for 2 years and I have absolutely no luck whatsoever. I'm 5'4 and probably like a 6/10 but I'm fucked. I either get ignored 99% of first messages, or conversations don't even last a day or two before someone starts ignoring me. I'm convinced 99% of girls ONLY go for the top 20% of guys which is funny because they cry about how guys are players and hurt them, but it's guaranteed to happen when they ALL want the same exact guys and act like guys below their standards do not even exist.
>>723821548
>5'4
>get ignored
Couldn't imagine why.
>>723821335
>>723821310
Don't you think I have tried? These stuffed whores don't pay the slightest attention to my gentleness
>>723821671
ayy lmao
>>723821125
Smells like pasta. Don't blame women. The jews did this.
>>723821639
Yeah, and it's funny because fat girls complain about body shaming, when in reality the ONLY thing they want is to force fit tall guys to date below their standards, but those girls still body shame the fuck out of short guys. Height discrimination is so accepted these days and nobody cares.
>>723821125
stregenona is cookin up some fresh pasta
>>723821671
is this a shoop job? or did u actually fall out of the ugly tree n hit every limb on the way down?
>>723822014
Sorry I can't hear you from down there
What kind of underdeveloped human are you ? Fucking faggot
>Mfw
Indeed op is a faggot.
It's all about the attitude, you fags that can't get laid have aspergers or something I lost my virginity at 14 I'm 25 now IV slept with around 50 different woman of varied races, attractiveness , some ugly some fine as hell , it don't matter if your short or whatever it's your insecuritys and zero confidence , you probably get clingy and have weird habits and talk you're fuckin autistic , I grew up poor , average height 5'11 average looks but I have style and good taste I was a bit overweight so I joined the football team , took showers, didn't play world of Warcraft in my.moms basement, didn't run with a clique either was freinds with everyone I wouldn't say I was popular but I had money cuz I worked and ...... Fuck it nothing is gonna help you faggots
I have a cute, quiet-type girlfriend who I've been with for more than 11 years.
She was a baker and I was a dishwasher at the time.
I still question how she's still with me.
She was a virgin when I met her.
She never wants to get married or have kids.
She still has an awesome body.
I just felt like sharing how amazing it is to have a girlfriend.
I'm 6'1" by the way.
>>723821671
>>723821125
Go to an Asian massage parlor you fucking Mongoloid
If I had a dollar for every time I had a wank, I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with.
If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone being a bitch about not getting girls on the internet I'd be the richest man in the world.
Grow a pair and ask somone out, faggot.