Hello /b/ My family has messed with me for the last time, how

>>723814630
You're not going to do a damn thing you giant pussy.

Even if you tried you'd just fuck it up.

>>723815045
lol

>>723814630
Did they take your Xbox away, son? Perhaps you should work harder in school, kid.

>>723815045
>>723815173

Just to clarify, they have mentally abused me for the last 5 years

>>723815442
Explain. Actually, don't. You're probably some fat, whiny child who in fact is the shitty one, not your family. Sound about right?

>>723814630
become ultimately successful independently and leave them in the cold

>>723815442
And to add, "mentally abused?" So what they tell you to get off your ass and be productive instead of playing on the computer and eating all day. Do you have any skill or hobbies that involve physical movement? Not clicking a mouse or beating off to R34.

become rich to spite them

Just do the old bucket of water on the door trick and forget the rope, you'll just hit them in the head with a bucket of water.

All else fail, resort to a the anarchist cookbook V 2000. I prefer the exploding pen. Just make sure to use strike anywhere matches.

Suck your dad's dick. That'll show em.