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I have a question about black people /b/
I wait on tables in a restaurant attached to a hotel. So we have to accomodate the expectations of both traveling businessmen and also families who are briefly in town.
And as a server i have this unique fly-on-the-wall perspective where i get to observe the behavior of different demographics when they're not paying attention to me.

So why do black people always ask for straws /b/?
Seriously no matter what they're drinking, no matter their age or gender or lifestyle - every black person ive served has asked me to get them a straw.
What is it about black culture that necessitates drinking from straws when i know their asses dont keep straws at home?
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It's the big lips. They can't drink from a glass without dribbling all over themselves.
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>>723807532

I was told once that it was more sanitarium, especially with cans of soda, where the rim is left exposed to the elements.

Could just be something that's developed culturally with no real explanation though.
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>>723807905

*sanitary
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why do they also not tip?
>because they'er niggers
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>>723807905
yeah im sure niggers really care that much about cleanliness. thats why their neighborhoods always look so nice and well kept
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>>723807532
obligatory
>blacks
>people
pick one
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>>723808029
Op here, i actually receive better tips from most black families (generally 15-18%) than from rich white dudes (generally ~12%)
I have some coworkers that dont like serving black families but ive never had this problem re: tips
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>>723808246
>kike lies
you arent fooling anyone, moishe
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>>723808246
>>723808324
Yeah none of us were born yesterday
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>>723808179
You seem to be a little confused, anon. Allow me to better educate you.

>black people != niggers
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>>723808324
>>723808426
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>>723808463
>unionjob.png
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>>723807532
because blacks are lazy and cant be bothered to lift a glass to their face? but no, straws are underrated as fuck and more sanitary
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>>723807532
I also work in a restaurant attched to a hotel/resort. We rarely have any black families but when we do, they almost never tip. If they do its only about 5-10% and only if a guy is paying.
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>>723807532
They find it hard to fit their big juju lips in the rim of a glass or mug
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>>723807532
I don't know. Personally I have a good manly nose, so I have to tilt the glass further than a monkey-faced human would, but I do it because i'm not a 4 year old child.

Another question, why do black people keep wetting their lips?
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Nice ALT cosplay.
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>>723808433
no, friend, it is you who is confused. negroes are not human
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>>723808674
>>723807532
>>723807700
Here we go
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>>723808842
A good manly nose? You mean like a Holocaust survivor?
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It is better for the teeth and black people love their teeth above all else.
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