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>Be me just over a year ago
>About to get deployed to Afghanistan at age 20
>Been married for 2 years
>Decide to clone my bone for wife
>Don't fuck, jack it or anything for 2 weeks
>get ready to clone my bone
>Dick diamond hard
>Normally 7 inch but pushing 8 I'm so excited
>Give freshly made vibe to wife
>Don't tell her its actually my cock
>When I get back Ill tell her
>She'll have been fucking my D while Im gone
>Year later get back
>Ask her how she like the dildo
>Thiswillbesohot.jpeg
>Says she never used dildo
>15 year old little sister came by after deployed
>Sister has sex questions
>No older sister to talk to so confides in wife
>Wife says feelings are totally normal
>Says here take this
>Gives little sister dildo I made
>Says use this and don't feel pressured to fuck
>Past year sisters been banging my bone clone
>So disgusted its been ruining my life past week
>Can't tell wife
>Can't tell sister
>I'm so messed up
What do Anon? Help me /b/
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It would be best to forget everything.
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nice copypasta summer fag
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>>723806897
anon i could say i trimmed my ball hairs with a lobster and you'd call it copypasta
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>>723806737
Ops wife doesn't recognize her husbands cock? Really?
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Pasta or not it's hilar
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>>723806737
They could use one of those on Monster Musume, it would literally solve every problem.
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>>723806897
Copy paste? Man you newfags learn a few phrases from here and start throwing them around without even knowing what your talking about. At least it make you guys easy to spot.
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The pasta is 3 or 4 years old now.
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>>723806737
That thing isn't even fucking a real thing.
Also, why the fuck get married at 18? Or 20 or whatever? You want to get married AND join the military? You just have to have everything in the world right fucking now, don't you? Yeah, see how the rest of life treats you.
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>>723806958
I laugh every time this one is posted. A classic..
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>>723807247
anon i could say i trimmed my ball hairs with a lobster and you'd call it copypasta
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>>723806737
kek, you could just tell your wife, like why couldn't you tell it?
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>>723807284
Dude ex army fag here. They pay you extra if your married since your living off base and not eating at the chow hall. So tons of young dumb idiots get married. It's one of the Manny ways the army incetivises you to further fuck your life up so you won't leave.
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>>723807078
Dude has NPC dick
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