>be 18 >Emotionless dad finds box in my closet >Dad

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>be 18
>Emotionless dad finds box in my closet
>Dad confronts me about the box
>Claim it's just pornography
>Dad continues to grill me
>Complain about how i have no privacy in this house
>Dad tries to forcefully open the box
>Ohshit.jpg
>Quickly calm down and apologize and make dad agree we open the box the next day
>Dad just sees porn in the box the next day
>Thatwascloseman.gif
>ffw several years
>Moved out to the hood and got a job in chocolate factory
>Frequent gay bars
>Things going good, bringing many attractive young men home
>Relationships seem to only last 3 days at most, but that's ok we have a great time doing science experiments, great sex, and the best dinner ever before the relationship ends
>Get in a tiny argument with one and he runs out the apartment with love handcuffs on
>Cops bring him back to my house and we fix things.. i better not get lazy now, the funs just beginning
>Really drunk one datenight
>Abnormal for me on dates but hey
>have little argument, Guy is a total dick, goes running out the apartment and grabs the fucking cops
>Cops find a bunch of "evidence" of my past relationships
>I talk about the good times in interrogation
>Get sentenced to life in prison just for having rewarding dates with 17 men
>Damn this homophobic country