Since when did /b/ become worse than cancer? All these new rules

shh... the mods will ban you for starting a riot...

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>>723803361
Im a newfag and i came here looking for evrything OP described but only found porn

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>>723803529
That's all /b/ is now days but they don't remove it from here even though there's 100s of boards for it.

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>>723803513
Worth it.

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>>723803603
I thought /b was a magical place of greentexts where memes were born. I knew there would be some porn but its just too much

>>723803927
New fags we're all horribly disappointed.

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I'll dump a few good greentexts. Don't have many on this new PC.

>>723803361
We cant have shit happening 24/7 all year every years op.
So we need fillers, fillers are shit by definition, i dont see a problem here, stop being mad.

>>723803361
b always been cancer
welcome newfag

>>723804236
Nah it was a good cancer back then. Iv'e been here since before moot decided to be a cuck and sell 4chan.

>>723804152
thank you I needed that kek

>>723803361
Image limit is kinda shit. The real problem is /b/ IS random. So threads that should belong to other boards are posted here.

>>723803361
>the fappening
>the good old days

fuck off newfag

>>723804283
being here since before moot sold it isn't a sign of not being a fucking newfag.

>>723804283
You do realize moot sold 4chan a little over a year ago right?

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>>723804858

>>723805235
differerent anon
idgi tho he's right lmao
are you implying otherwise

>>723803361

Cant 4chan make a God damn trap and gay board like they did with pony?

I you think that loli threads and the fappening was the golden days then kys

>>723805675
Nah I am a newfag I won't deny it but you've got to agree 4chan and /b/ especially has gone down hill a lot more in the past year.

>>723805763
Wasn't here for the better stuff. Just said before I am a newfag. Iv'e only been here just under two years but I can still recognise the drastic downfall.

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>>723803513
Amd that's the bad thing. 4chan was never like this. But damn fam, we got 3d elves fucking at the bottom of the board while we jerk it to ponies.

Back in my day, we called people that watched that shit fucking faggots. Now we have to accept it because it hurts their feelings. /b/ is almost like reddit at this point.

>>723803361

> Since when did /b/ become worse than cancer?

A day has never, nor will ever pass, in which /b/ is not the pure and unadulterated embodiment of cancer. The sooner you fucking faggots realize this the sooner you can start inching yourselves towards the realization that the pistol you hide in your closet is the only release you'll ever find.

>>723805787
okay good just admit your newfaggotry, but yes, it has been on a steady decline since it hit its peak way back, but the last year has been exceptionally cooked.

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>>723805968
Nah as much as i'd have like to have been there back when /b/ was at it's peak I didn't even really know about 4chan until about 3 or 4 years ago. Can't really deny the newfaggotry in this case.

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I wonder... If even /b/ was pussified by the system, is no place safe?

>>723805877
im a NEWfag
started with 4chan like 2 weeks ago
i dont know how /b/ was before this, but i DO wish that the elves would fucking let me nut to loli in peace.

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>>723806393
Nowhere is safe anymore. We're Fucked.

>>723804691
>/b/ IS random

Random implies variety, but this board is all porn, gay porn, gay porn but the guy is wearing a dress so its okay, family related porn and a few trump is bad and ylyl threads in between. It's on a cycle.

It feels like every thread is a repeat of the thread before it, same pictures, same faggots. It might just be me but the place feels dead.

>>723806772
Exactly.

>>723806772
while it is random, it isn't random enough
we need to accept this however, for the idea of randomness is impossible to achieve, and while we complain that there is too much porn, they are probably asking why there is so much gore-porn.

>>723806488
>>723806393
We only really have ourselves to blame, we are sitting here watching it happen. We need to actively start calling people out when they are being faggots.

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i'll also throw down some of my greentexts

>>723806950
He has a point thought. It honestly is all the same recycled garbage over and over again. I go to /gif/ for my YLYL now.

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>>723803361
>All these new rules

Like?

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Does anyone remember the lawless wasteland that we once were. The CP engulfed hell spawn that was the original /b/, I do my fellow brethren, i do.

>>723807081
does /gif/ have goof ylyl?

>>723807299
Yeah surprisingly. I went there for porn and ended up staying for the lols. They have sound and shit too.

>>723807061
Bam-ba-Lam

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>>723807391
ima go check that out later
i gotta go though /b/ros
i just found out that 4chan works on my schools wifi so thats what im doing right now

>>723807563
on a school computer actually....

>>723807563
Man i do not miss school. I left in year 10 (australian).

Tbh it's like 3am here.

Here's a thought.

The Old Fags are sick of your shit.

The immeasurable amount of New Fags is overwhelming, and disgusting.

Nobody is coming back to save 4chan.

The current owners might be shit,

but you're just as shit if you can't come up with a decent thread.

It's your fault for not inventing better memes.

It's your fault for not learning photoshop.

It's your fault for not learning Linux.

It's your fault for posting

facebook

fap

threads.

>>723807623
i am a junior, but im graduating in december becuase im at a smaller school with accelerated schedules

>>723807724
i have stories about my life that i want to greentext but i havnt gotten around to it
u guys want one?

>>723807724
Ehh american schools always confused me. I dropped out to work.

>>723807776
Go for it.

>be me
>15 years old
>parents are assholes and dont understand me at all
>they decide to send me to a mental hospital becuase i have ADD/ADHD, deoression, lolicon addictions, etc.
>get there and i love it
>get to hang out with people like me 24/7
>have 10/10 house leader(she ran the group of 15 boys that lived in my "dorm" lets calll her Olive
>also had fat ass 400 pound guy Lets call him van
>complete with the fat ass snore breathing, and fucking corny ass jokes 24/7

>>723808165
this is my first greentext so feel free to criticize

>>723808165
Just made a thread >>723808373 For specifically this.

>>723808165
>fucking around one day and decide to write a Van-fiction
>spend entire day writing this piece of art
>4 pages long, completely beautiful
>basically like van is love van is life
>spread it around the group of kids
> than olive finds out
>she turns me in and is pretty cool about it
>she reads the whole thing out loud in front of my parents
>im laughing my ass off
>my parents are literally sobbing on the other end of the phone
>get done
>go into room
>my roommate asks what happened so i tell him
> he says i should make one about olive
>yolo
>make a complete masterpiece
>a fucking packet of pure goodness
>takes my 4 weeks to make
>let my friend read it and he goes nuts
>since this is a fucking mental hospital we get no porn, this is our only source of nutbusting
>packet goes around
>all the kids jack off to it
cont?

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>>723808622
This is fucking golden.

>>723808622
yeah, go on. but learn english, you dumb cunt.

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Do you think moot ever thinks about killing himself knowing even though he sold 4chan, he still created this steaming pile of austism?

>pic unrelated

>>723807694
Thank you oldfag. I will do my best to learn linux and photoshop. No more facebook fap threads

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>>723808622
what the fuck is a Van-fiction?

>>723807224
I don't know. IS being no faggot a rule? I'd guess that's why he's pissed.

I remember the good old days when niggers were peanut butter and femanons were cumdumpsters. Longcat roamed free and you never knew if /b/ would provide sympathy and support or burn your life down. (Olivia Parson anyone?), before the days of captcha. Ah, the good old days

>>723803361
move to 8ch if you're that pissy about it, damn