I just wanted to say randomly that I am a student at Swarthmore College in Pennsylvania, and it ABSOLUTELY SUCKS here. Swarthmore is the least fun and most profoundly miserable college in the united states of america, and you shouldn't go here. Please spread the word. Can we make Swarthmore's terribleness a meme?? We need to warn the children applying to college, it's for the good of the continued existence of humankind!!
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Have a shitty life!!
BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN
WE MUST WARN THEM!!
THE SWARTHMORE NAME MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!