My girlfriend got pregnant, she is currently 2 months pregnant

>>723779289
Leave

>>723779289
Probaby like, man the fuck up

>>723779289
You must be a nigger

>>723779289
Marry her and live a happy life or just kys if you are an immatute kid.

>>723779289
Guess you just got to deal. Maybe you should have covered up

punch her up in the stomach

>>723779692
Immature*

>>723779289
If that's her, she doesn't look like her body is even capable of carrying a child to full term. I wouldn't worry.

Eliza thread.

Sorry for your mistake, OP. Bad decision to trust the girl -- always use a condom.

Now, the best chance you have is keep trying to wear her down, but you have to move fast. Make her realize that this is a life-altering decision she's making, and it will hurt both of you permanently, especially if you don't want to be a dad yet.

Also, you must break up with her immediately. If you stay with her, it will only encourage her to keep the baby.

>>723779289
Be a man and do your duty to your line you niggerfaggot

Daily use of pine needle tea is a great source of vitamin A and C.
It's also been known to cause miscarriages.
Pregnant woman shouldn't drink it, but most people don't know this.
A herbal tea made from pine, or spruce and flavoured with other things like honey, and mixed with another tea could be quite nice.

>>723779289

Moar?

>>723779289
sounds like an hero is the only way out without disappointing someone

>>723780131
Your life must be sad

Seriously? 15 minutes and this >>723779749 is the closest we get to FALCON PUNCH!?

>>723779289
became a man now, leave your country and go away

How old are you OP? If you are over 21 all I have to say is suck it up and man up. If you are a kid, well, idk. give her some good reasoning. I knocked up a married broad at 17. She kept the baby and raises it with her hubbo. But at 24, if I knock a girl up, well. Time to be a daddy

>>723779289
You could for starters post what she looks like and not a girl you wish you had.

>>723779289
How about take responsibility for your own actions?

>>723781141
By pushing her down a flight of stairs.

Just find abortion pills anywhere (online is good) and replace some of her meds with that.

>>723779562

this. pretty much this.

Poison her with pennyroyal, it's been used since the medieval ages to incite miscarriages.

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>>723779289
Thank me later anon

Talk to her tell her ita not the best time to have kids and abort.

>>723779289
You don't get your life back nigga. She's gonna take take take till your baby is 18. Sorry friendo

>>723779289
convince her that if she doesn't want to abort, write out a contract stating that you wave your rights as the father and that she will not write your name on birth certificate, or pay child support and whatever else you wish to include in the written contract between you and her and each of you signs it; notarize it by mailing it to yourself. You break the seal in court with a lawyer, if she tries anything.

>>723779289
How about don't be a ratfucking coward and own up to your mistake?

Doesn't matter if you're not ready, you clearly didn't mind enough to knock the bitch up. Your fault for not using protection, her fault for not using preventative measures, both your faults for being dumbasses.

And honestly, having a kid isn't that bad at all. Single father, gave a kid to a schizophrenic crazy person, and then I took it from her. I love my kid. She's hilarious, makes me laugh, thinks just like me, acts a lot like me, and I've trained the little shit to actually listen despite her being so young... she's like a little miniature me. Don't be scared because your loser friends make fatherhood sound like shit patrol. It's actually pretty great if you DO IT FUCKING RIGHT.

Now go be a man.

>>723781299
It literally says 3 weeks in the pic...

>>723779289
Oldfag here falcon punch
Kthxbai

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your shitty mistake is nothing compared to the impact this creature needs from you in order to not be a shitty being as it grows up. If an abortion is not an option, stop being so god damned selfish, both of you, and raise this kid to be the man you obviously cant be

post tits

>>723781299

Not only are you a shitty human being, but you're probably retarded since OP claims she's 2 months pregnant.

Fucking idiot.

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>>723781277
There's a reason there's a Nirvana song about it

>>723780058
>Eliza thread.
I agree. Also.. The newfagness of most people in this thread is astounding.

>>723779289
post nudes

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>>723781768
Sadly, this is the answer.

/thread

hold her down and fart down her throat every night for a week. Gas the lil fucker right outta there

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gotchu

>>723782632
calm down now hitler we dont know if op is a jew for christ sake we cant do that to normal humans

>>723779289
Crack open vitamin C supplements and slip them in to her drinks a few times a day, I don't remember why or what it's called, but vitamin C can cause miscarriages.

You're welcome

i'm not sure what i did. when i got my gf pregnant, she agreed that she should get an abortion. then, on the day of her appointment, she texted me, and told me "it didn't feel right" and she didn't want to get one anymore. we talked about it again, and i ended up taking her to get one that day. it was $300 out of my pocket, but definitely worth it. i guess you just have to talk her into it. women can be talked into doing almost anything.

I'm quite confused that no one has mentioned adoption.

If you can't convince her to abort, convince her to give it up for adoption. If she refuses to give it up for adoption, you need to change your name and move to a different country.

>>723782983
this is actually a thing OP. give her doses of 1200mg at minimum, and at least once or twice a day.

also Google "herbal abortion," there's a few plants that you can spike her drink with that will help with miscarriage

if you're desperate, add a few milliliters of bleach to her drinks throughout the day. should cause severe damage to the foetus, miscarriage, and might make her vomit blood

>>723781241
Into oncoming traffic

>>723781141
it sounds like he is. he isn't ready to raise a child or doesn't want to raise one with her, whichever the case may be.

>>723779289
>What could I do?
Hope you're not the dad. You cuck! (hopefully)

Kill yourself

>>723780058
Does anybody know what happened to her the last few weeks?
Did she suicided?

You could drug her with asprin I think 4 daily will do the trick, her liver won't be able to completely process it and then some of it will end up in the fetus and its lack of a liver will weaken and kill it over time. Keep doing until miscarriage occurs

>>723779289
Change girlfriends.

>>723779289
Then don't be a father. Is it even yours?

>>723787425
Top fucking kek

>>723781444
This

>>723779289
Nothing really, unlike her, you don't have the legal choice of opting out of parenthood.

wait until she is 9 months pregnant, kill her, rape her dead body, then take the baby out and rape the dead fetus, and then spray your cum all over her body saying: 4chan sends their regards.

kill yourself. if not, i hope you get caught

>>723788833
p.s. you could be charged with murder, the degree of which depends on what state you live in

>>723789016
http://www.ncsl.org/research/health/fetal-homicide-state-laws.aspx

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>>723786905
She's taking a break from the Internet
Here's her fan club group:

https://join.skype.com/ypKjkJd8PhRC

>>723780879
you must be a noble 13 year old. You life is fucking over for 18-24 years if you have a kid

i would go over to her place at night and punch her real hard in the stomach if i was him

>>723779475
>>723779562
the only 2 options