Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723765119
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>723776926
So you mean to say that holier than thou attitude you had on that post was not there to be imposing?
Again that is a poor definition by any sense of the word, that only limits your spectrum, a computer is a tool, a guitar is tool. What is the difference between these two things other than the one you give them yourself? None.
>One man
Daft Punk is electronic and the have more than one member.
Again there are holes in your definition. You say I use it as a generalisation, and I shouldn't, but what is a definition if not a generalization?
Bottom line, I think your definition is stupid, self-serving and limiting. And honestly, I would very much like no one ever adopts this line of reasoning other than you.
Claiming best girl
>ITT
>>723777415
Smug tomoko is nice though.
>>723777824
excellent stompers
>claiming
>>723777532
I'm alright, bit tired, nothing a little coffee can't fix.
How about you?
>>723777932
Claiming Saya
>>723777803
Thanks?
still here
Claim
>>723777766
Ok
>>723777532
TERRIBLE! But now that you're here Im allll better~!
>>723777889
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
QOTT; did you cum today, /waifu/?
>>723777753
Fuck you Syndra
>>723778094
get on discord -_-
>>723777923
I think you're taking it a little bit personal man. Are you part of an all-electronica band or something?
>>723777944
Hello. How have you been lately?
You're basically a regular here at this point.
>>723778176
Shut the fuck up.
>>723778094
Is the sky blue, or is the sky black?
>>723778116
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>723778176
>jerking it to your waifu
>>723778084
Thanks buddy~
>>723778176
I'm about to
>>723778244
I am -_-
>>723778258
Blue
>>723778288
>not jerking it to your waifu
Shut the fuck up
>>723778176
I thought you went to bed?
>>723777753
Claimed. Nobody else was going to pick her anyway.
>>723778372
Then why is the sky black when it's night out?
Explain that, genius
>>723778251
Is this a copypasta?
>>723778176
once
>>723778299
No problem
>>723778251
Don't believe we've ever talked, but best of luck, take care.
>>723778251
>>723778249
It's a serious discussion, I take it seriously, not personally.
>>723778032
Coffee sounds good. I'm pretty good.
>>723778084
Cutie.
>>723778116
Aww that sucks, but i'm glad i could make you feel a little better.
>>723778176
Yes.
>>723778449
Magic
>>723778799
You're starting to annoy me
>>723778068.
I claimed her already though..
>>723777589
Give yourself a reason not to feel sorry for yourself then.
>>723778251
Good bye, TARS.
>>723778258
not until you answer the question!
>>723778288
>not jerking off to your waifu
>>723778372
hot...
>>723778408
i did
>>723778421
pretty
>>723778505
did it feel good..?
>>723778792
what did you cum to?
>>723778855
Why
>>723778799
>magic
It's obviously black magic...
>>723778251
I'll miss you :(
>>723778917
then why are you already awake again :(
go back to sleep
>>723778251
See you soon, Devin.
>>723778945
You just do. I can't wrap my finger around why.
>>723778176
I did not.
>>723778912
Let me rephrase. I'm claiming you, the poster.
Is that enough of an update for you?
>>723778917
Yuuki is too pure
>>723778917
Eureka is the best and I've never even met another person that likes the anime.
>>723778792
thanks
>>723778917
Of course it did
>>723779075
Ok
>>723779128
Why would you claim me though?
>>723779016
i suffer from a bad past and horrible memories that keep me awake
>>723779112
what are you waiting for~?
>>723779150
you don't have to cum on her, silly
>>723779162
did you cum on her yet?
>>723779196
tell me about your orgasm~
Good morning!
>>723779208
-shrug- uhuh.
>>723779307
:( I'm sorry, hon. I wasn't aware.
>>723778176
12 times
>>723779217
You reminded me of some..thing that's all.
>>723778288
WUZ GUD NIGGA
>>723778176
Of course, a much needed cum too
>>723778792
Just 3 more days! And I'll finally be off for two days.. fuck this 8 day streak
>>723779349
Ok
>>723779307
I think I'll try not to until next friday maybe.
>>723779456
Something?
>>723779307
I dont feel comfortable going into detail
>>723779536
Anyway. What's up?
>>723779150
>Yuuki
>Rule 63 of Kirito
Aside from the fact that she has AIDS, her being female kirito already shows she aint nothing pure.
>>723779570
Yes. That's why I had to make you mine. At least, that's why I came back here to see if you were on.
>>723779307
Oh, I thought you said did you cum to your waifu!
>>723779486
Going to bed!
Goodnight everyone!
>>723778176
I did, thanks for asking~
>>723778917
Some random vid on pornhub.
>>723779196
Of course~.
>>723779486
Nice! Yeah i've had those before, fucking sucks.
>>723779579
the ceiling
>>723779730
Stick feather in bun
>>723779675
O-Okay..
>>723779817
What's down?
>>723779708
Goodnight.
>>723778176
Sorry to disappoint Mash, no.
>>723779708
Good night
>>723779855
I'm glad you understand. Thank you.
>>723779708
night love <3 sleep well.
>>723779814
Hugs the cutie
>>723778176
6 times today iirc
>>723779888
Chucked
I actually don't, but okay.
>>723779322
Good morning, love~
>>723779400
it's 'kay~
im learning to get better at controlling my emotions, but it's made me very lewd and unstable
>>723779402
oh my that's impressive!
>>723779486
ah i wish i was there to relieve it....
>>723779570
you're going to cum in your sleep if you hold it for that long!
>>723779574
please? i want to know!
>>723779708
you never thought about your waifu when cumming?
gn
>>723779730
what did you cum to?
>>723779814
>not cumming buckets on you waifu
>>723779886
that makes me sad
you should cum every day!
>>723780014
are you sore?
>>723780019
What's not there to understand? I've been clear and concise with you.
>>723779862
The floor
>>723780210
let me cum on you
>>723780210
No, tbh I've never reached the point of sexual exhaustion before...I always want to go again.
>>723779730
Gay.
>>723780210
Good morning comrade shielder!
>>723780210
I hope you feel better <3
Rarity is my waifu and best pony, she has such beautiful hinds, I just can't get enough.
>>723780433
Can i see your knife?
>>723780349
What's you
>>723780014
Hugs the cutie back.
>>723780210
> Not cumming buckets IN your waifu
>>723780371
why don't you cum on your tummy or something?
>>723780378
you must have a lot of callouses on your cock~
>>723780433
you should talk to more people, jump into conversations and stuff~
>>723780463
i'll feel better after i cum, who are you?
tell me who you are so that i can cum
>>723780506
good claim
>>723780650
you got me there
>>723780698
I want to cum on your tummy
>>723780210
I dont feel like telling you about that yet
>>723780698
you'll never know, hon <3
have a good day, and try to take care of yourself
>>723780797
h-hot...
>>723780806
maybe i can experience it in person then..
>>723780698
Um no. The vagina is well lubed if you do it right. Callouses would actually hurt the girl id be fucking.
>>723780650
Hows it going?
>>723780210
Needs to be longer for that to happen and I'm not going to wait for that long.
It'll feel great when I finally do.
>>723780266
Well, it's ok..
>>723780960
yes you are
don't worry I'll lick it up after
>>723780914
i'm all pent up and i need to cum so badly...
>>723780806
Will you tell me about it~?
>>723781047
Pretty good. How about you?
>>723781047
her vagina must me really sore then~
>>723781086
will you cum to me instead of your waifu?
>>723781174
would you like to spit it into my mouth and let me swallow?
>>723780638
I have to go somewhere
Bye
<33
ah... i'm sorry everyone. i can't control myself at the moment so i'm going to go for a walk now
see ya <3
>>723781446
you have to swish it around first
>>723780698
I know I should, I've just been a bit busy lately. Besdies, not everyone is as popular as you
>>723781539
be safe, please
>>723781446
S-sure..
>>723781467
Whatever.
>>723781446
Its actuall her abs. From all the clenching caused by orgasm.
>>723781301
Just fell asleep for a bit
>>723780960
That would be better
>>723781301
If you really must know
>>723781539
be careful
>>723781600
I have 7 confirmed kills, watch out!
>>723781859
Yeah, and I have eight. big deal.
>>723781539
Later.
>>723781725
Feeling any better today?
>>723781767
I could tell you about mine too if you'd like.
And Im back from the shower
>>723779708
Night night Yuuki!
>>723779814
Times like this I'm thinking of just quitting but seeing as Im viewed as one of the best associates, I know alot would not want me to leave
>>723780210
That's a damn shame.. That would have been even better
>>723781539
Farewell
>>723782141
>>723781767
you two make sure she comes back safe, okay?
>>723781998
okay I bow down before the 1 confirmed kill I don't have
>>723782230
That's right
>>723782141
Heh thats ok
>>723782228
They will turn up
>>723782189
> Took a shower
> Didn't even invite me
That bad huh, shit. Well at least they value you, so that's something i guess.
>>723782228
I'll do my best.
>>723782365
Oh that's right, you'd rather me show you instead~.
>>723782530
I'm sorry! Next time, promise!
Yes, for once I feel of value so guess i'll stay while that lasts
>>723782530
No thats not what i meant
>>723782652
Looking forward to it~.
What do you do, if you don't mind my asking?
>>723782797
Haha i know, i just wanted to tease you a little~.
>>723783122
Walmart.. It's not something to be proud of but it's something
>Image
Oh my~
Bork.
I'm dead. Rip me.
>>723783781
Aren't we all? Haha.. Ha....
. . .
>>723783781
HI
>>723781228
Is there some reason you're not allowed to? Although,
>>723781539
>i'm going to go for a walk now
I guess you won't see my question. Damn.
>>723783781
bork <3 bork bork
>>723783295
It's not really something to be disappointed in either, but yeah it pays the bills. Hmm? Whatever are you talking about~?
>>723783781
I've been dead on the inside for years, i'm just waiting for my body to catch up.
>>723784182
I take care of my mom, that's for sure
Mmm Ima need to get that daki~
>>723783991
>Aren't we all? Haha.. Ha....
Are we?
Want to talk about it?
>>723784000
Heyhey!
>>723784076
Bork!
>>723784182
>I've been dead on the inside for years, i'm just waiting for my body to catch up.
Let's hope it takes a while! Also, nice daki. Real nice.
>>723778451
>>723778527
>>723778987
Who and what was it if i may ask?
>>723784344
That's good. It's really nice except Hanako having black hair instead of purple really bothers me. You can be MY daki~.
>>723784612
Here's hoping! It is.
>>723784612
I'm sure we've already had a chat about it yesterday.
It's good to see you again.
URF after dinner. What a way to relax.
>>723785049
What's URF?
>>723784877
>I'm sure we've already had a chat about it yesterday.
You might be mistaking me for someone else.
>>723784814
Oi oi! Hell na we're fixing that
Oh yes please~
>>723785049
The hell is that? Tell me your aussie ways
>>723785263
No. We had a talk about being lonely and all that jazz., IIRC
>>723785049
>relax
>not panicking as everyone trows something at you every second
>late night 2 am claim
>>723784024
Some people are so psychotic that they can't cum without extreme mental stimulation.
Mash is one of those people.
Mash is a narcissist.
>>723785716
be nice to mashy <3
>>723785442
Maybe we did. It's been a long week, and our definitions of "yesterday" probably aren't the same, either.
>>723785716
>Some people are so psychotic that they can't cum without extreme mental stimulation.
>Mash is one of those people.
>Mash is a narcissist.
Is the last line related to anything at all?
How is needing extreme stimulation related to psychosis?
Why does all of this require Mash to go for a walk?
I AM SO CONFUSED
And now im off to sleep, see you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caVQoAs9J1s
>>723785837
"Yesterday" is a trivial thing, I suppose; days go by so quickly. I hardly remember "Yesterday" before it becomes "then"
It's alright if you don't remember. I'm not a very memorable person, after all.
>>723785435
How? Be warned, i like to hold tight~.
>>723786305
I'd be very interested in an archive link, if you have one.
>>723786424
I only have a picture of a post you made. Will that suffice?
>>723786603
Better than nothing!
>>723786324
That's all I want tbh~
>>723786699
Okay, here you go.
Does this jog your memory a bit?
>>723786810
>
>>723785598
I got Veigar. I got fed to shit by a Vayne and Raka.
>>723785435
>>723785263
Best LoL game mode.
>>723787100
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LoL
How disappointing
>>723785827
I'm probably the nicest to Masher here.
>>723785837
>Is the last line related to anything at all?
He mentioned something about being diagnosed a few years ago after Alice (rabbit) keep calling him out on it.
>How is needing extreme stimulation related to psychosis?
Most (not all) people who suffer from cluster B personality disorders need a lot of stimulation to achieve orgasm.
>Why does all of this require Mash to go for a walk?
Solitary walks and breathing are actually very good for calming down the mind.
>I AM SO CONFUSED
Don't be.
>>723786808
Then I'll hold you for as long as you'd like.
>>723787184
>fun game mode
>never play ranked
>only ever for the lulz
>>723787326
Aww yeah bb~ Just how I like it <3
>>723787385
Mate you're being a tryhard, nobody likes tryhards
>>723787485
No. Tryharding is showboating or thinking you're a pro. I literally dont care how a game turns out.
>round 2
>shaco
Aww yisssss
>>723786810
>Does this jog your memory a bit?
Indeed it does. It's just been such a...hectic few days. Especially right there. Thanks for that.
>>723787100
>Best LoL game mode.
Ah, I thought it was, but I didn't want to assume. I used to play, but the server move made the game unplayable for me.
>>723787189
>Alice (rabbit)
Alice rabbit?
>>723787189
>Don't be.
Well, I'm not now that you've explained. Though the narcissist bit still seems weird.
>>723787653
>shaco
Aww yee
>>723787813
>alice bunny poster/claimer
A narcissist is someone like Alice2, the women you're pawing at every night for tiny scraps of food.
>>723787813
Look. I'm sorry for bringing up the past. I was selfish in searching for someone to talk to about this whole thing.
>>723787998
I know what a narcissist is, I just don't understand how it's relevant.
>>723788035
>I was selfish in searching for someone to talk to about this whole thing.
You know that's silly. I have to stay up for another hour, so if you want to talk more, I'm here. If not...I'm still here. Though I'm about to run out of pictures.
>>723788160
Oh okay.
>>723788160
What more is there to say?
It's impossible to continue a book without any ink, isn't that right?
>>723788294
>It's impossible to continue a book without any ink, isn't that right?
Our lives are the ink in our stories, no? Yours hasn't run out, yet.
>>723788034
Watcha doing bb?
>>723788599
Just listening to music and chatting. How about you?
>>723788530
That's true, I suppose. We make our lives as we go writing on a blank canvas from when we're born, sometimes trying to erase things we don't like. But the truth is, there are no erasers in our story, except death.
Wouldn't you agree?
Despite the supposed unlimited amount of ink our lives hold, we don't have an unlimited amount of ink to stay awake..
You're a nice person. It was a pleasure meeting with, and talking with you even though it was brief.
Until then.
>>723788887
>there are no erasers in our story, except death.
Death isn't an eraser. It's just the last page.
Goodnight.
>>723788887
tits
>>723788784
Same lol I should be grinding on destiny! But here I am lol
>>723789264
Grind on me instead
>>723778176
I'm cumming now!
>to haruhi-claimer
>>723789264
What are you listening to? Oh well it's good to take a break now and then.
>>723789558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcD62i0MpI
Not really a break, just been talking on discord and here and ate
>>723789550
....That post was 2 and half hours ago.
>>723789643
Christ was that really two hours? Time is flying too fast
>>723789643
D-don't give me that look!
>>723789632
"This video is not available"
Why does it do this?
>>723789762
The fuck do you live?
>>723789754
and a half hour yes.
>>723789756
Just saying
>>723789831
I just woke up!
>>723789830
Has it replaced “Unfortunately this video is not available in your country” message?
>>723789893
Bit early for the cumming thing dont you think?
>>723789981
Well here, I wanted to post the higher quality but whatev https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_ua8UyqGa4
>>723789995
okay i'll stop
>>723789632
Nice i'm listening to them too.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJbrTgUL0Dk
Still, don't wanna spend all your time grinding.
>>723789643
Cutie spotted~
>>723789981
Saya, you ever experience issues with falling out of the world in Dark Souls?
It happens every now and then, usually on pretty inopportune moments.
>>723790062
Just saying
>>723790073
I never left
>>723790073
Bb!~ I knew theres a reason I love you <3
Destiny is my life
>>723790094
Is there ever an opportune moment to fall out of a world?
>>723790149
You have a good morning fap every now and then?
>>723790094
Don't think that's ever happened to me.
>REEEE
>>723790155
Not really, but there are varying degrees of inconvenience they cause.
>>723790236
I had this happen 3 times.
>>723790214
No thats more of a night activity or ive been up for a while
>>723790282
Damn, but kek.
You've gotten quite far already. How was bell gargoyles and capra?
>>723790282
Gaping Dragon is what I call my anus :^)