NZ/New Zealand thread. I have some orange and lemon essence

Why are IDs even gone?

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>>723777106
shut up fkn kiwi

>>723777106

Who's got the weed hookups in welly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isq6YltjRRU

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>>723777106

Any /k/iwis creep /b as well?

Post your nz gats

>>723777106
Life is godawful.

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>Christchurch

>>723777976
Got you fam. 04-381 2000 giz a call.

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>>723778622

>>723779178

No one's ever actually done that have they? Been baited into calling what is clearly some sort of operational landline?

>>723779700
You think us drug dealers don't use landlines?

Noodles, canned tuna and tabasco sauce for dinner. What you eating?

>>723780858
potato chips for a snack.

Had sausages, mashed potato and gravy for tea. fucking mint.

>>723781616
also Dunedin reporting

>>723780037

Yeah press 1 for crack, 2 for weed and 3 for the b& van to show up

>>723780858
>>723781616

Haven't eaten in 2 days, not hungry tonight so it'll be 3 tomorrow.

No weed, no appetite :(

>>723781821
Stop being a depressed drug addict faggot and eat a sandwich.

>>723781821
sounds like a good thing you can't score
drink lots of water and work on your addiction anon

>>723780858
fukn fresh snapper boi

>>723781821
Eat some food dude, thats not good

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hawkes bay nudes

>>723780037

Thats the number for the biggest gang in the country. You'll score for sure

>>723781959
>>723781975
>>723782084

Thanks for the concern. I don't eat much anyway, usually one meal a day (always dinner)

It's only a problem cause there's no weed. I work during the day at a good corporate job, ear fuckin good money and have a great social life. I just like to wind down by smoking weed, and then eating dinner.

Some people have a beer.

Again the only issue is there's no weed, so while you say "sort out your addiction" I say "spark a revolution and kill every piece of shit who thinks he can tell me what I can put in my own body or grown in my own house.

We're a country of cucks, makes me fuckin sick

>>723780858

Has some coastal spring lamb chops from paki, which were average,, and some 'proper handcooked parsnip crisps' from countdown, which were surprisingly good

>>723780858
Had leftover pork and gravy, got a little whiskey for dessert later.

>>723781821
>>723782694
Make me a mod on TC, Ssin

>>723782749

Lol did it actually say proper?

>"Proper actual for real no jokes we're serious handcooked parsnip crisps"

>>723781821

I used to work with a couple of guys who had to give up weed for 6 weeks to pass a drug test. They said it was the worst 6 weeks of their life but also claimed they werent addicts

>>723782842

Dox'd

>>723782694
Ah, fair enough.. i'd try to help you find weed, or give you some, but i don't know you.

I'd help an IRL friend with it no problem.

>>723782359
shot

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>>723782871

Actually says proper crisps, I thought it was called chips down here

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>>723782871

Post sheep pics.

>>723782359

Thats quite unflattering for leftie

Who wants a bj in Tauranga?

>>723783127
It's the name of the brand, retard

>>723783000

Fair enough as well.

Who knows, I could rape you

>>723783259

Sorry, I deleted all the pictures of your mum. Not enough hard disk space

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Pour some Henny out for my dead nigga.

>>723783346
to be fair, i have a few good friends i've made from these threads. i'd do the same for them.

haha yo

>>723783522
rip in peace nigga
>>723783540
>i have a few good friends i've made from these threads
like who?

>>723783280

If they called their product crisps then I bet they voted the keep the union jack in the flag too. Im liking these guys more and more

>>723783540

Maybe one day we can both shed the anonymous shackles that bind us.

We'll see ae

>>723783688
would rather not name them. out of privacy reasons.

>>723783274

e yes

>>723783522

He's not dead....

>>723782694
don't get me wrong i smoke weed most days, usually don't eat til 3pm and think most drugs should be legal, but going 3 days without eating just becuse you don't have weed is retarded.

You guys see Bill Paxton died? That sucks, he was always good in movies.

>>723783867
I'm a guy though.

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Anyone from Northland?

>>723783522
>jk
What did he mean by this?

>>723783972

e no thank you

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>>723778622
Auckfag here, just a 'lil of my stash.

>>723783977
ye boi whangrei area

>>723783900

I actually don't find it unpleasant. I don't feel hungry (which is why I don't eat). My tummy doesn't grumble or anything?

I'm very aware I need to eat, but if I do it makes me feel sick and I mostly throw it back up.

I've been drinking lots and I've had a couple of up&goes, I was a crackhead in a past life trust me I'll make it through this patch.

>>723783972
i forgot girls dont exist on the internet

>>723782522
Can confirm, they are ruthless as fk, they kidnapped me once for 12 months.

>>723784108
Fucking pussy 22 guns

>>723784108
>doubt.
Timestamp.

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>>723777106
wooooops almost forgot lol

>>723784221
i believe it man i just want people to be healthy.
hope you find some dak soon.

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>>723783972

Where do you fall on the scale?

>>723784253
Yeah I was going to say.

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sup boyz

Northland black power member here

>>723784327

Don't doubt this in the slightest. The stocks are the giveaway, because AK pattern rifles are banned in Canada by name, and Canada is the only other country that slows semi autos but also bans free standing pistol grips. Not aus cause they've banned semi auto.

Def an NZ collection

He's not gunna timestamp, they'll be locked up. It's common as fuck to own heaps of guns, I've got 5 and I'm only 22.

>>723784491
good luck finding someone to blow

>>723784542

Why is black power when you are brown at best?
Brown power doesnt have quite the same ring to it I guess

>>723784542

Honest bro whodunnit with the beach buried crack? You know we haven't heard shit about who's behind it.

Are the hooks invading, or have some of the blacker, cleverer cookies decided it's easier to buy a boat?

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>>723784379
>>723784469

>>723784514
How are you, sleepy?

>>723784677
Thank you, I appreciate that.

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>>723784327
>>723784588
I've actually got 64, they're all locked up, but I'll get a couple and timestamp them for ya anyway :)

E-Cat Licence Mo-Fo.

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>>723784501

>>723784469
>Where do you fall on the scale?
Gay as fuck.

Kek, New Zealanders are all retarded nigger sheep. Very unintelligent people.

>>723784829
talked to this guy just out of kaitaia and he said it was two chinks and a brown guy that got arrested. probly a deal with triads (im not the 'black power' member obviously)

>>723784950

Yeah I was gunna ask what the E Cat gun is in your first post. Is that a scar? A .22 scar or something?

>>723785087
Yeah that's what we've all heard, but we're they making a delivery or are they muscling in?

I won't stand to have all the crack profits go overseas, least of all to fuckin china

>>723785148
It's actually called an Anschutz MSR RX22, it's jus a 'lil 22. One of the first of my assault/replica assault collection. Not really going to take anyone down, but incredibly cheap and fun to shoot.

>>723784379
you're late

>>723785644
no one cares, cuck

>>723785409
there's no way our gangs could afford that much crack. i reckon it probably wasnt all for here, maybe a stop-over from s/e asia on the way to aussie

>>723785409
Nah bro, get it in from the Philippines, distribute it threw the bike gangs out through the country, I used to know a guy that got it off the bikes for a special deal and sold internationally on alphabay and grams.

these threads are so cucked these days

>>723786680

Its late, its monday, everyone has gone to sleep. Fuck off

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>>723786934
>>723785023
>>723784379

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

Watching Frailty in memory of Bill Paxton.

I got an oscars question

The fuck is this 'Moonshine' movie that won best pic? It sounds like absolute trash.

>>723778622
Can't be fucked opening it up, but I've got an SLR and a couple einfields in the armory.

>>723787282

Jokes on you. Ive had the snip so I keep all of my precious bodily fluids to myself

>>723783261
how?

>>723787542

I think it had a racial story, so it got voted to show the oscars arent racist

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hawkes bay nudes any1?

>>723778622
Loggedin, is that you?

>>723787542
Moonlight, it's about a black kid growing up in the ghetto in Miami trying to deal with the fact that he's gay.

>>723787716

Is that a joke?

>>723787789
Te awamutu fag reporting in
>>723787789
To autistic to get nudes

>>723787861
gayyyy

>>723787621
cuck

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I've just got my SKS...

>>723785554

Nope

>>723788146
cool now kys with it

>>723788146

And the chode length one at that, in a gay polymer stock

>>723782694
I feel you bro. Mad insomnia over here, slept like shit for the last 3 months and I'm pretty fucking worn out atm. Need to stock up this year.

>>723784542
Are you proud of mangu bellys wedding video thats going viral on facebook? Haha>>723784588

>>723788337

Have you considered not being hooked on weed?

I know how you stoners like to bang on about how weed is better than booze, but when I give up booze I have trouble sleeping for one night, tops. After that I sleep like a baby

>>723788274
kekt

>>723788686
>but when I give up booze I have trouble sleeping for one night, tops

If you drink a lot it can take 3 nights, and they aren't fun.

>>723788686

Funnily enough I don't take drugs for when I quit them idiot.

Also, can't drink and drive can you.

>>723788337
Try chamomile tea.

>>723789146

Course I can drink and drive, its the national past time

>>723789317
As in like go out and buy some right now if you can. It's that good.

Some brands are better than others, though.

>>723789317
Fucking wet gym sock tea.

>>723789528
i will literally cuck you

>>723789528
wot

It doesn't taste bad at all.

Anyone in Tga with 420?

>>723789998
No, I'm looking too, Anon.

If you're in these threads often I'll ask if you need any when my guys are back/get some if you want?

>>723790230
Oh man that'd be rad. I usually check these ones out but mostly lurking, also always on the lookout for slays!

>>723790284
>slays!
With girls or boys?

>>723790395
Girls. or threesomes

>>723790426
You after tins or 50s?

>>723790395
Good luck to you

>>723790545
Lol thanks

>>723790539
tins atm
50s another time

>>723790959
fuck if only there was a GC like you near me.

who cuck here?

>>723791414
Who isn't?

>>723790959
Sweet I'll post in here when I get some.

>>723791604
what's this faggot shit? back to LBGTQ

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>>723791797

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Dunners reporting.

Gonna cop some more darts and sit outside in the cool darkness. What are you up to for the rest of the night, /nzg/?

>>723789817
>>723789867
Fucking wet gym sock tea.

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>>723791864
Let me red pill you fuckers quick...

global warming/climate change is in large part a scam. it is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or (more likely) you'll just write me/trump off as anti-science hillbillies or whatever. that's the easier option as you're being told to do that by those that follow that agenda.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

>>723791841
Watching the film Frailty, directed by and starring the late Bill Paxton who died just recently. Also drinking a bit of Canadian club.

>>723791969
Let me redpill you real quick. You're a faggot.

>>723792046
Oh, RIP. I remember the homie from Twister, way back when. How's the CC? My dad was gonna give me a bottle but then some bitch sniped me for it.

>>723792113
>i'm ok with being brainwashed by the jews.
kys asap fgt

>>723792183
Canadian Club is alright, I used to drink it on the reg but that was ages ago. Not as smokey as some other whiskies.

Chch nudes?

>>723792783
dunedin nudes?

>>723793390
[Your shithole city/town here] nudes?

>>723792783
>>723793390
Post in Vola BCz9bbA

>>723793664
fuck some ugly moles in there

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Draw me like one of your french memes.
http://flockdraw.com/f4b4i9