Hey /b/
I'm sitting in a small, sealed room with a lit barbecue so I can an hero.
Ask me anything! (while there's still time. I'm feeling dizzy).
why u doin it
>>723776556
Because life is a series of arbitrary and meaningless ups and downs, and blah blah blah.
I just thought it would be fun.
>>723776138
Turn it up faggot
>>723776930
The barbecue?! Okay. how many charcoals bricks should I put in it?
oh and I bet you guys wnat some pictures with timestamp, don't you
>>723776989
timestamp would be useful.
care to live stream?
>>723777158
Let me set this barbecue up with some more bricks, grab my weed, turn on some tunes. Where could I live stream? I wanna make this worth while for my lovely audience.
is that even legal?
I feel like this is the start of a new /b/, this is just like the old /b/, full of sadistic degenerate faggots like me who want to make a scene out of tragedy.
Oh I'm so ready for this death.
Where do I live stream
>>723777338
Livestream dot com will work.
just don't write anything about suicide, it'll get taken down too fast.
not sure it's legal, but what are they gonna do, charge your corpse wit a crime?
hopeful bump
Can you not an hero?
>>723777853
twitch works too.
bumping for visibility
What are you grilling?
>>723776138
Get a non backwards gun and kill some niggers. Go out in a good way faggot, not dying to fucking barbecue smoke
Bump, I wanna watch. Btw OP, put some meat on your barbecue. Might as well die with a full stomach.
>>723778814
gtfo tumblr fag
>>723777338
>is that even legal?
Won't matter in an hour buddy, worry not
>>723778971
Kek
OP still hasn't timestamp'd
>>723779446
he's grabbing his weed n shit
>>723779625
....since 20 minutes
seriously OP, at least give us a time-stamped pic
>>723776138
are you dead yet
Bump. Also timestamp please
come on already, OP
you've got your audience
Maybe he ded
10 more minutes and OP will be declared dead.
OP got attention and got scared to keep faking. What a fag
OP is either dead or a fag.
I don't think he's coming back.
still hope so tho
>>723776138
you'd hope he'd at least realise that the only time people cared about him was when he finally announced he was going to kill himself.
Enough said.
I hope this cuckstain is medium-rare right now.
>>723780972
Alright, OP is hereby declared dead. RIP
>>723782100
He died a lying faggot. Oh well onto the next thread
>>723782100
dubs confirm
Rip in rest op
bumping in case op isn't a fag
>>723782271
>>723776138
Can you make me a burger?