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For the past two nights I have been visited by an interdimensional

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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For the past two nights I have been visited by an interdimensional being.

She has shared with me many secrets of the Universe. Tonight is her last night in our "thread", as she calls it. She directed me here to answer any questions before she moves out of phase.
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>>723774968
Let me guess - this interdimensional being has $20m in an account that needs transferring, and if you give her your bank details, she will give you 10%?
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>>723774968
Dear interdimensional being,


are traps gay?
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Is this post dubs?
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>>723775290
She says that in her world no one hides their gender or pretends to be what they are not. People are proud of the sex they are and celebrate it.
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>>723775277
Money has no meaning for her on our world as she will soon be gone from it.
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>>723775411

Dubs it is.
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>>723774968
What will I be in my next reincarnation?
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>>723775411
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>>723775788

She said she did dubs twice to prove it was legit. She can control some things in this world but doesn't want to disrupt the fabric too much.
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Will I get a girlfriend in the next week?
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>>723775483
Fag check em
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>>723774968

>she
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>>723774968
Ask her to get inside the minds of all the hot female celebrities, and get them to take hundreds of explicit nude photos and post them here.

We really need another fappening.
It's not a leak if they post them themselves!
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>>723775411
>>723775788
Double dubs, look at mine
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>>723776110
Off by one
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>>723775743

A vorgblot. They are small furry ratlike creatures on a planet distant from here. It can be prevented if you make up for that thing you did.
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Is pizzagate real and if so, indictment when?
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>>723775960

No. You will die alone.
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>>723776420
What did I do to be a vorgblot??
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>>723776530

Pizzagate is just the tip of the iceberg. The entire world is about to majorly change. Watch this summer.
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>>723774968
What do we have in store for us in the future?
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>>723774968
has my gf cheated on me?
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>>723776671

You know what you did. She won't tell me what it is.
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>>723776825

She told me to tell you to avoid eating cheese at all costs tomorrow. I have no idea what this means.
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I'm lonely 5 months after a breakup, don't know what to do in life, how do I change the way I think?
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What am I currently wearing?
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>>723776851

No.
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is love just a concept in our reality, or is it universal to any possible reality?
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>>723776955

Take up meditation. She says you are a knotted thread, which means your soul could have a big impact if you were awakened.
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>>723776978

She says to put some clothes on.
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>>723776953
Wow, that kinda spooked me. Does this inter-dimensional being have an further wisdom, assuming it knows my identity
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>>723777063
Love is a constant everywhere. She falls in love with all of her companions as she meets them.
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>>723777278

Just the cheese thing.

Oh and she says to stop being so hard on yourself.
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So if there aren't any faggots in her deminsion then who starts the threads there?
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>>723777463

They don't have a forum like this. They have what is known as the "Universal Consciousness" which is a conversation going on between all intelligent beings simultaneously.
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Why did my girlfriend cheat on me?
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>>723777621
Do they shitpost?
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Ask her if she knows Goa'teet.
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Anything for me OP?
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>>723777702

Yes. There is all kinds of stuff. No privacy. People having sex share it over the stream and others watch or join in. Sometimes they heckle them. Then people laugh, but it's all in real time.
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is everything going to be ok, work out for me?
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>>723777825

She says hello and that she enjoyed her time with you on RhyBan.
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Do midgets really have night vision?
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>>723777947

Things will continue to get worse until you finish that project you keep putting off.
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what is a steam machine?
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>>723777777
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>>723777850

She says you are an echo, a being who exists in another realm, and that you transferred here through harmonics. Thats why you always feel so out of place.
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>>723777447
Have I met this Inter-dimensional being before, or will I in the future
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>>723778215

No, but she says they make good lovers.
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Do time machine exist?
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Prove to me this is "being" exists.
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What should be my next step in life ?
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>>723778556

Yes, but none have been made by humans at this point in time. Future humans do tavel back to visit though.
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Ok interdimensional being, you should know this.

Who is the girl I've been talking to and asked out for a date a few weeks ago?
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>>723778743

She already gave dub dubs. If you don't believe her she doesn't care. It's better that most don't anyway, since it could disrupt the balance.
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>>723778900
Checked
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>>723778743

Did not get dubs, therefore point is invalid and the being does not exist.
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>>723778759

Stop looking at tentacle porn. It's unhealthy for you.
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Could you lay some advice/wisdom on me and how tall am i just as to test you
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tell me about me please..
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>>723778823
I have to get dubs, I must roll 'em.
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>>723778823

Katie. But she is going to break your heart.
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>>723778993
But I only watch regular porn. And sometimes fat girl porn. OP confirmed for being full of shit
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>>723779057
You're wrong.

So wrong, this being is not real.

I wanted to believe.
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>>723774968

Alright OP, what is going to happen to me this week at the university I go to.
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How did you two meet? And why are you so special?
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>>723774968
What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
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>>723779033

You know about you. You just need to spend more time in reflection to know more. That's a better way than talking to someone rlse.
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If dubs OP is for real.
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>>723778070
If she was what she said she is, she'd know about Goa'teet.
Goa'teet is an ancient being who feeds off the negative energies throughout the multiverse, and uses it to gain contol over other beings. He's the antithesis of all that is positive and good.
So either you're making this all up, or she's lying to you.
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>>723777163

I am definitely a "helper" so that does make sense about making an impact. Is there a specific way or type of meditation I should be doing?
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>>723779057
How could you lie to these people?
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>>723779138

Get to the caf early tomorrow for dinner. Talk to the redhead you see on the far take when you arrive. Trust me on this.
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>>723779391
Lie's.
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Anon, Does she knows how much time do we have left?
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Is it is possible to be all men as a man?

Am I who I think I am? Can I be what I will become and still be me? Do I ever lose what I am to what I am now?

Will things get better? Will I stop seeing things as better or worse?

Is there an end to an end or do I just have to have faith in the finality of the finality?
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>>723779195

She just popped into my room while I was sleeping Friday night. She says I'm no one special and that's why she likes me.
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Why niggers?
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>>723779455
If dubs, this being is telling the truth and must answer my original question correctly again. (>>723779057)
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As far as quantum physics/mechanics goes, are we humans on the right track? If not, where should we start?
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>>723779391

I always make dinner at home for my roommates and I during the week. What the fuck is a caf? Where the fuck the fuck is the far take?
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>>723774968
> interdimensional being
>She
ask for tits and timestamp or tell her to GTFO
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Any advice for me for the near future? Love? Success? Happiness?
I'd love to hear what she has to say. She's wise. I always knew cheese was up to something.
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>>723779197

Part of the meaning is in finding that out yourself. You can't understand it in your current form.
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ANSWER ME >>723779057

PROVE TO ME THAT OP IS NOT A FAGGOT, THIS ONE TIME.
>please
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People are starting to doubt you OP. We are gonna need interdimensional tits and a timestamp.
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Is my ex using me or still loves me
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>>723779684
I ROLL DUBS AGAIN FFS
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>>723779736
Yes and yes.
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>>723779782
AGAIN
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>>723779455

She gave you dubs to publicly shun your disbelief.
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>>723775961
Woah, I made that image, so only I can claim check em.
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what should i do to be succesful and fulfill my dreams?
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>>723779473

The universe isn't going anywhere.
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>>723779832
She never answered me, I want a correct answer.

>>723779822

Proof. KEK blessed me, KEK wants me to see the truth.
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does she know of kek?
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what about me OP?
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>>723779883
Stop hiding your homosexuality
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Should I join the Navy OP?
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>>723774968
somebody read Flatland for the first time.
How cute
fag
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>>723779580

Yes. You are starting to get close to understanding the nature of things. Now you will have to fit it all together.
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>>723779999
Checked
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>>723779930
Stop skipping out on me OP.

Tell her to answer me correctly.
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>>723774968
interdimensional tits or gtfo
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Trips get.
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>>723779300
You never answered this,OP.
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>>723780032

She isn't going to live your life for you. You get to decide that.
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>>723780209
Re roll
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>>723780178

I've seen her tits and they are glorious.
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>>723779999
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>>723779655
This was a nice dubs, OP. This her sign that she's reading me? I can't wait to hear her advice.
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>>723780221
That wasn't even a question anon
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>>723780223
Who is "she"?
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>>723780302
post em, OP
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When will the aYyy lmao's come?
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>>723779999
soldier of kek checked
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>>723780221

She says she doesn't have time for his nonsense.
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>>723780381
Stop avoiding the subject.
What does she have to say about it?
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>>723780401
They already have
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at school tommorow how do i have the best day
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>>723780392

I am not allowed to say her name, but the interdimensional being is a she.
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>>723779300
>she is goa'teet
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>>723780446
Answer mine correctly then.

Is this girl that I dated a few weeks ago someone I should cherish forever?
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>>723774968

Psilocybin

how much did you take? 4g?
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>>723780468
She says nigger tits taste like chocolate milk. I don't know what she meant by it.
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>>723780576

Wear two pairs of underwear and walk backwards from your bed to your door.
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>>723780392
A misty memory.
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>>723780739
what will that do
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>>723779234
no shit. I just want some info about me.theres obviously more to me being here than I would know about. a;; questions could just be thought about more im asking you cus u claim to have access to info.... don't give me one size fits all obviousness bro. make with some real otherside info already.
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>>723780840

She won't say. Either do it or don't. Your choice.
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>>723775788
Fringe is so awesome and can be intensely trippy. awesome meme
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>>723780965
Thanks for replying. This sucks. I really need life advice. Even if this is just a troll thread...
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>>723780498
Where they at though, I want some ET pucci
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>>723780446
>his nonsense.
You're shitting me right?
Nonsense?
A being of such immense power, and staggering savagery that it takes the efforts of 75 members of the G'dai Hovrit standing at the gate of Simmeh, focused and constantly powered up to keep him from entering the Prime Realm and wreaking havoc against those who are free?
Come on. She's got to be lying, or she's trying to trick you.
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If she's interdimensional and female then where does my sperm go if I cum in her? Are her babies hyperspatial?
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>>723780918

You're a rude 45 year old man who lives by himself. You have brown hair, brown eyes. You smell somewhat because you didn't shower this weekend. You have to be up for your tech support job in the morning but are on here instead and now wondering if you will have time to shower and shave tomorrow morning before work.
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>>723781382
i hope this is right
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>>723781248

She says you refute your own argument. He is already sealed up and could not be here. Also she says if he were here you would all be dead.
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Is her name Ezlandia by any chance OP?
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>>723781382
I wasn't being rude you butthurt faggot. you don't have shit for info.
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Christian here. Is the Bible real?
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>>723781535

It is but he will deny it in a rude way.
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OP is rude and skips people.
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>>723781807

As opposed to not existing? Is there anyone who actually thinks there is no such thing as a Bible?
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>>723774968
What did I see and drew in my journal that changed me forever?
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>>723781526

She says this is very insightful
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>>723782022

She gave you dubs for proof, but she's not here to prove herself by answering questions like that.
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>>723781939

I just answer the questions she tells me to answer.
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>>723782174
Why she no like mi. Sadness.
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>>723782110
Thar be dubs, tis true
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>>723781965
As in, is everything written in the Bible true? This is how I test OP.
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>>723782348

She said she visited you in another life, and that you already know it all if you just seek inside yourself.
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>>723774968
When will I die? how?
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Will she come to me tonight to have sex?
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>>723782366

Yes, but it must be understood as the literature it was written for. In the same way a love poem may be true, but needs to be understood in context.
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Will i ever become grandmaster is sc2 will i ever become a great programmer
Will i ever find true love
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>>723782519

No. She's already starting to phase our a bit.
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>>723782564

No
Yes
Yes
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I am planning to start Accounting & Finance studies soon. Will I finish them or fail?
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>>723782473

You will live a long life and die in bed surrounded by family.
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>>723782672

The entire universe out there and this is what you ask? You have already failed.
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When will trump be impeached ?
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Will I be seeing flying cars and technology of that kind in my lifetime?
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>>723782776
But it's kind of important for me, anon.

Fuck you.
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>>723782840

Yes. They are closer than you think.
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>>723782720
I've seen it in a vision - in bed with family
bravo OP
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Interdimensial being, If you know who I am, Will i find myself a gf in a week?
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>>723782796

Never. He will expose the corruption this summer and will soar in popularity.

People who are opposing him will look foolish.
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Will i achieve my financial goals in life? Also, how long until i find a girlfriend?
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>>723783015
eeww... lost me on that one
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She's gone. Thanks for the questions. I'm going to bed now.
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What's her name? Also, what should I do to gain some confidence?
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When will I meet the love of my life?
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>>723774968
What can I do to achieve the ultimate success in this life time?
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Thank you kind sir, for this.
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>>723783148
>>723783162
typical that I would ask my question right after this thread dies
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>>723774968
How many past lives have I lived? Who was I in my most recent past life?
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>>723774968
When will things improve for me personally?
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>>723774968
Bump
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Will fascism, or any variation of it, or a non-democratic far-right regime, ever return in a western country?
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>>723779503
Some drew The Fool recently. Or was it The Chariot? Hell, both would make sense just as well. It all depends on the origina and intent of this "being".

Tell me something about my near future, yes?
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Hey OP. Going through some bad shit in my life ATM with my GF and family and college and so on. Is there anything I can do for myself to calm down and sort shit out?

This is probably fake, but I'm interested to here what she has to say regardless.
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Will she still by lying me and I need to break up, or it will get better and I will be rewarded for my efforts?
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>>723788322
Not OP, but this one is easy.

She's gonna burn you again. Let it go. Burn that bridge. Build a new one. You owe those that toy with your feelings nothing and they owe you nothing.

I see...a girl! Yes, yes...she's not a 10/10 but she is cute and...oh! What's this? She's into the same music and has the same stupid sense of humor? What a catch. She looks like she'll be loyal as long as Anon keeps up with her needs, too. Dude. You're gonna find a keeper. Yes, I see it clearly now! All you have to do to please the fates/aliums/gods/wuteever is love yourself enough to go and meet her! Yes! You must be willing to expose yourself to new pains in order to find the comfort you so desperately need!

Gee, kid you sure are lucky. Now pay me my treefitty and don't tell any of your snot-ass friends that magic don't real.
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Damn, missed on this one. Heather or Elise? Like an answer from anyone.
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>>723789015
I'm not a psychic. I don't talk to aliens. I'm not a witch. I just like the name Elise a lot. Go with her. Unless Heather is a red head or has a third nipple. My cat told me to tell you that red heads and girls with three nipples are the shit.
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>>723774968
Why is OP such a fag?
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OP, please ask her how synchronicity works. If a mind is truly opened to it, can it always be trusted as a guide?
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Did you fuck her tight puss?
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>>723789134
Heather is a redhead.... no third nipple.
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How do I become an interdimensional being?

I want infinite knowledge.
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>>723789349
Can it? Yes. Should it be? No.
Putting your hands in that fate of anyone but yourself is irresponsible, no matter how large or knowledgeable the entity, person or group may seem to be. Trust you, man. And know that you will fuck up at times. Nobody and nothing is perfect. Just go with it and act natural. Of course, if you feel something in your life is really fucked up, make sure to change something about it. Read the stars if that's your thing, or read people. It'll all get you where you're going.

I believe in you, stranger. Do you?
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>>723790051
>be human
>be reading
>be understanding world from mulitple viewpoints
>be realize this is the only dimension you're able to traverse
>be realizing you ARE as infinitely knowledgeable as you let yourself be
>be realize that potential is the closest thing to perfection
>be a better person for it

It really is that easy.
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>>723790233
Wrong.
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>>723789576
Bruh. My cat's never lied before.

Go.

To.

Her.
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>>723790275
Oh, yeah Mr. Smartpants? Why don't you break it down for me? How many dimensions have YOU been to?
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>>723790438
More than you.
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>>723790286
Ok, we ask anon's cats questions. I am impressed.
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>>723790286
Does your cat like getting rammed in the arsehole?
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>>723790507
Your sparsity in word and abundance of wisdom makes that real clear. So why are you still chilling in this human world? What's stopping you from ascending? Are you not at a high enough level to evolve yet? Or would it be digivolve, since all you know of the occult you found online?

I guess what I'm getting at is this; ascension and timestamp or gtfo
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>>723790698
Do not disrespect answer cat. Answer cat knows the hearts true desires.
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>>723775483
Is that a Yes or a No?
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>>723774968
>it has a gender

tell it to fukk outta our interdimensional air space its FULLL!!!
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>>723790286
Hail Answer Cat!
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>>723790698
What you think is? A fucking game? Mr. Tiddles deserves your utmost respect you fucking weeboo piece of shit commie bastard. Im so mad i cant even you fhit the fuck up hat ass I'll fuck YOUR cat bitch

But yes. He loves it. He prefers giving over recieving, but hey. Life's not prrrfect.
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>>723790730
I don't teach fags like you the secret methods. You're not ready for it yet.
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>>723774968
Will I die alone?
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>>723790849
Answer Cat is Love
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>>723790888
Don't we all?
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Will I learn to astral project? If so what will come of it?
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>>723791075
As I see it yes and you will be buttraped by a demon named Jamal.
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>>723774968
Is she a demon? is she.. delicious? I just ate a demon not long ago.. I could use one more.
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>>723791188
Did you eat his dick cuz you talk like a fag?
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Just saying hello to you and your spirit friend.
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>>723790108
Thanks, brah. I do believe in myself. I've just been seeking something for so long, and lately it keeps feeling within reach, only to slip away by the stupidest circumstances. It feels like the universe just isn't ever going to let me get there. Yet endless synchronicity tells me to keep chasing and to have faith. But I'm reaching a breaking point of impatience. Every day seems to precious to spend it alone and unfulfilled yet again.
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>>723791118
perfect
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tell me something about me I haven't told many people/anyone
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>>723791367
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Ask her to give me the Powerball winning numbers for the next drawing.
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>>723791440
You like sucking cock. You haven't told anyone but everyone knows
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Hey I really need your help, please ask the inter-dimensional being how do we know anything?

And please ask her how I can get in contact with her.
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>>723774968
Ohh you mighty and all-knowing interdimensional being. Is it better to wait for death or should i commit suicide?
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>>723791588
16 19 24 33 42 44
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>>723774968
Sorry folks, she done been eaten. games over.
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>>723791694
Did you eat her dick cuz you talk like a fag?
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>>723790789
It's a "I voted Trump"
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>>723791361
Make something to capture that feeling of loneliness. Make an "image" as they call it some practices, of the pain and give it to the world. Teach others of what it's like to be there and how you got to that point so that they might learn from your folly. If you spend your time on productivity and loving yourself alon with those around you(those you know and don't) the universe will see this and the universe will react. You are the Lord and Shaper of your future, my man. Make something nice.
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>>723791766
So keep drawing furries having buttsex in drawthreads?
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>>723774968
What will I choose as a profession?
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>>723777641
Because your dick is small and dissatisfying
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>>723774968
When will we achieve true human-level machine consciousness?
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>>723791848
Not what ur mom said
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>>723791843
You're gonna be a famous YouTube-star. You're gonna eat all things a normal human shouldn't
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>>723791987
Want him to eat your dick cuz you talk like a fag?
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>>723790870
"The secret methods". You are so hip, bruh. I've read the old books. I've mimicked the old ways. I've made observations of my own and what I've come to find is easy enough to put to words.

Call your divine truth what you like. In the end, it's just as bullshit as anyone else's. If we're all being real honest here there's only one real truth. Our conclusions are based on what we want and need of the world. We are truly the blind children of blind fate. We grasp to the things that comfort us in a cold and often unforgiving reality. We are not hated by any demons or loved by any gods. We are just collectively playing the part of the hungry, lost orphan.

Though, there are some very interesting patterns to people that prove mad suspicious. Our worship of certain types of idols. The sky god is a rather prominent one. Memes are a good modern day example of what I'm getting at. Someone makes something and someone else sees it and likes it so they make their version of the something. This happens over and over and over again until the original idea no longer represents what it was originally intended to. The same is true of religions. People see something they like and reconfigure it into something they like/agree with even more. Where did these idols/ideals come from? Did Jung have it right with his archetype theoryy? Are we part of some larger system and these urges and repeated patterns are echoes fo the old was/ones? Are we just what happens when someone finally rolls that 1/trillion critical hit?

My conclusion, which I've reached after scouring the world and spending a small fortune or magical books and grimoires of old is this: We're all clueless and wish we weren't.

That's really it. Convince yourself of whatever you like and for you, it is the truest of truths. The holiest holy. We're wired to survive and sometimes survival is a head game.

But that's just like, my opinion, maaan.
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>>723791766
Interdimensional dubs checked.

Damn, OP is for real. I needed to hear that.
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We're all interdimensional beings........
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>>723777641
Probably because of one of two things.
One: you project a please-steal-my-bike kinda vibe and she's kind of a sadist. This shit happens all the time. Just ditch her, learn self respect and move on.

Or 2:She just wants something out of life rn that you don't. That's not anyone's fault. Again, to just cut losses and move on would probably be best.

Work at being a stronger person(strength of mind) and you'll eventually find the happiness you seek.
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>>723792059
>Tl;dr: I'm a babby that can't ascend and take nihilistic approaches to life because I've read into the despair code too much and also took too much acid when I was younger.
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>>723791819
Yes. This is literally what I was thinking of while writing that post. Now go knock em out, kiddo!
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>>723792059
hah.. this nigger got tricked and thinks everything is a lie. ah.. your money was well spent anon, because money will not buy what you want. Books will not contain everything you need and you will not achieve anything just by reading about it.. Trying a thousand times and failing, this is how we progress.. you keep trying and it is nearly hopeless, because 99.9% of all the shit that lives on this planet is dumber than dirt and will constantly relive this cycle of torment and you will never achieve what you long for in your soul.
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>>723791987
What do you mean by this?
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Draw me like one of your french memes.
http://flockdraw.com/f4b4i9
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What is wrong about me not having a GF ? Do I have to change something in my life ?
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>>723792240
Oh, I can "ascend" just fine. I keep my chakras right, not for faith but for understanding. I vibrate like you've never seen, bud. I've got the eye implants and everything. I've met relative success in my life directly because of my interest in the occult, but not because of magic. Dedication and reading between the lines. It'll take to the spiritual, the celestial and right on back..if you know what you're doing.
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>>723774968
OP here. I was jk faggots
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How do i live a fulfilling life and stop the empty feeling that wont go away
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Can I get a bank account with $10 millions dollar right now for free?
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>>723792504
>If you don't know what you're talking about then baffle them with bullshit
Your tricks won't reveal my secrets you fucking hippie.
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>>723792314
I practice plenty. I see that it's all truth. I also see how easy it is to convince the unwitting that the figures on the wall are the REAL reality. If you have no context for the larger world outside of the cave, you will believe what you read. If you're perceptive and pick up on the similarities along with the contexts in which they are relevant, then will you really see the world for what it is.

People are easily played and hard-pressed to admit their faults. You always want to win, but you never want to lose, right?
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>>723792750
>I can't form any of my own thoughts or opinions so I take scraps of information from articles, YouTube videos and even SOAD
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does a omnipotent metaphysical being exist? does any form of god or meaning of life exist?
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What ya got for me OP don't be vague either I want details
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>>723793135
it takes a mediocre level of intelligence to k ow the answer to this
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>>723792721
Do you see the irony in claiming I only baffle with bullshit when you've produced no evidence of what it is you're getting at? Do you dually not realize the intended humor of that post?

I come to you with no tricks. As I mentioned earlier, we see demons in the world around us to protect the idea that we are the heroes of our stories. I am no demon. I am no malevolent being telling you that your idea of god is false. I simply say what I mean and have fun doing it. I don't give a horse's tit about your dumb ass secrets. I have secrets of my own. I've written what many would call a grimoire, but in truth it is a collection of especially useful ideas and ways to implement them. I take what has no form and mold it into something that changes the world around me. You give zero evidence that you understand anything in the world around you in any kind of way that holds genuine weight in this world.

So good for you, I guess. You figured out the secrets of the cosmos and all of space-time and you're just sleeping on it because why again?

I don't really care for your answer, unless it's something that proves you've got more to you. You owe me nothing though, so allow me to wallow in the filth that is my lack of knowing. Dance around and scream " I know something you don't know!" and really dig into my soul so that I might not true shame. Because, not knowing something that somebody else knows is obviously, the ultimate sin, correct? Of course it is, ya fucking champion.

I love you, bitch. But get over yourself. For you.
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I am currently applying for a famous French college. Will I be taken ?
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>>723792879
>to learn from the world around you makes you stupid and discourages free-thought
That's some sound logic there, m8
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>>723793417
Yes, by a Polish painter named Gustav. You will then find your true calling not as a student but as an aspiring camtrap.
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>>723774968
Paranoia Schizophrenia
Talk to a psychologist just in case you do something crazy because some "entity" asked you to do it in the future.
I know someone who tried to kill his own children because an angel told him that his kid is the Antichrist!
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>>723793513
Did he manage to stop his rise?
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Will Marine Le Pen win the French election ?
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>>723793417
Maybe. OP is not magical. Their answer would be a farce and a lie. If you don't get accepted, apply yourself fully to finding the next best thing. Make the best of whatever situation you end up in and don't shit on yourself for not living up to expectations of your own or anybody elses. You'll do fine, dude.
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>>723793590
France doesn't have a presidential system.
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interdimensional = what they used to call alien = Demon

check ce4research

that thing aint your friend
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Will my mother die in her sleep tonight because I did not replied to this post ?
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>>723783105
You are part of the problem.
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What does she think about you smoking DMT?
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>>723793683
>>723793683
Have you ever heard about parliamentary elections?
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>>723794615
Ever hear of party coalitions and finite parliament seats?
You don't just "win" a la the US where one guy gets the executive seat and is the supreme leader for the next 4 years. Le Pen is still going to be a minority party and the crazy shit she uses for PR will never gain traction on the parliament floor. The simpletons eat it up though.
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How can i astral project?
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op u r a gay n i know that u both unironically and ironically post what u post
if u r anything like me; dont go to far because you will cringe when you grow older
i mutter kys under my breath 12 hours a day because how i was in my 20s
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>>723796542
after reading the entire thread this goes for everyone
be careful
holy fuck
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>>723774968
Hit me
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