Masturbating Thread What are some things you do when masturbating

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I beat off to cute animal images like this one.

>>723773705
if serious thats a new one for me

>>723774047
something about their innocent little faces makes me wanna cum.

>>723774464
lets hope those are the only innocent faces that make you cum

I usually smell my friends mom panties when masturbating at his house. The smell is great, hope i can fuck her one day.

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>>723773593
Usually when I masturbate, I like to smell my fapping hand mid-session. The smell really turns me on, and makes me cum faster.

i used to squeeze my balls kinda hard when masturbating but it was starting to hurt so i stopped

I use an anal plug, don't knock it until you try it

I lightly rub my right nipple

Dunno why but it feels good man

>>723773593
>What are some things you do when masturbating
Think about how I should probably stop masturbating as I normally do it out of habit/boredom.

>>723777001
fuck same, sometimes i wont even be in a horny mood and ill just do it cause im bored

>>723776898
no love for the left one?

>>723777469

I fap with my left hand, so...no

One time, I fapped with the business end of a sticky hand up my ass and a clothespin on one of my nipples, using a silicone stroker on my penis, lightly tugging at the string of the sticky hand.

Jerked to a hentai collection and a recording I low-key nabbed of the sounds of my mom getting fucked.

Came buckets.

Idk if I fo anything weord, but have used some funny things. Brush handle. Electric toothbrush. Tattoo machine with needle apparatus removed.

>>723778005

Wow that came out garbled.

>>723777656
one time i slept over at my friends house and heard his mom getting fucked upstairs. it was like 1am i guess she figured everyone was asleep and we were sleeping in the basement. Went in the room next to hers and fapped to them fucking. One of my best fapping moments

>>723778005
the last item took me by surprise not the weirdest thing but really random

>>723773593
I rub my balls and nipples while fapping. Btw idk why but i get extra horny when i have a hangover, last monday i masturbated maybe 8 times. I used to think that a gf would make me fap less, but now that i have gf i still keep beating the meat

>>723777590
This im rught handed but it feels way better with my left hand

I masturbate with my bestfriends panties. Somedays ago i was in herbhouse drinkg alone with her and she basically told me she knew why she was missing panties. It was kinda embarrasing, she just laughed tho

>>723778348

Work with what you got. It did the trick.

>>723773593
What the fuck is wrong with you???

>>723778769
thats hot you ever make any moves on her?

>>723779148
We have fucked 3 times before. But only when we are both single. Shes now in a relationship so im not getting her pussy anytime soon. 10/10 pussy tho

>>723778875
nothing really im honestly a pretty normal person. I guess im really just an ass man. "In order to love another ass one must learn to love your own ass" - Anon

>>723779458
Who's Anon? WTF are you talking about. Loving ass and fucking with your own are two completely different things.

>>723779458
That's deep my man

>>723779795
>who's anon?
Spot the newfag

>>723779795
you dont even need to be a regular on 4chan to know what anon means after a quote. Dumbass

Foreskin restoration. Bathmate. Holy grail of cum. Silicone cock ring doubled-over. Aneros probe. Diamond mode upon insertion. Do nothing for a half hour. Take out an eye with your Californee-bound seed

http://www.strawpoll.me/12405927

>>723779916
>Anon
You're a faggot ass motherfucker.

Idk why but when i was like 10 i shoved liquid soap in my anus while taking a bath a masturbating. Shit felt horrible, i was literally crying in my bathroom floor, didnt say anithing to mother because the embarasment. Good ol days

>>723778196
one time i got up to go to the toilet when at a friends house and i heard his mum getting fucked by her boyfriend. had to fap in the bathroom

>>723780074
It means "I'm a fag" you faggot.

>>723780536
K

>>723780551
You pretended it were semen

When i was 12 or so, one friend of mine used to shows her motherbfucking with different guys every night. We used to watch her from a really tiny window. He said they were her boyfriends. Some years later we realizdd she was a scortt lol

>>723780551
kek i read on a fetish board before about this guy who liked shoving bars of soap up his ass. I cringed at the thought of the pain it would cause, he said he liked the pain.

Tried sounding. Actually food and made me want to get a prince albert

>>723780604
nice one but insults that a 13 year old would make arent gonna do anything anymore

>>723780560
its a must, they asking for it when they know people are over

>>723773593

I work at a hotel, and lately I've been sneaking into hot girls rooms and cumming on their panties.

I'm somewhat ashamed, but don't plan to stop lol.

>>723781367
imagine the face they make if they notice kek

>>723780099
For the record you can do dick stuff during this too but your body focusses more on both at same time. Amazing how we can edge or blow so hard with this even thru a ring

>>723781367
I regularry cum in my femalebfriwnds shoes. Its so fucking hot when i see them wearing the shoes

>>723781521
I smirk to myself when I see them walk out of the building the next day, knowing that their probably wearing those panties.

Legit, I'm a terrible person lol

>>723781613
what do you do take their shoes to the bathroom?

>>723781651
you arent really hurting anyone i wouldnt worry about it to much

>>723781367

Dontbelieve.jpg

>>723781709
Yes, kinda.

I moan while faping, my own moans make me diamonds

>>723782276
this

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I finger my asshole and look at this pic.

>>723782448
i wonder why her armpits are red?

>>723782535
Emphasise the grossness

>>723782448
Tbh i never getted why some dudes get aroused by armpits/hairy armpits, but lately im kinda interested

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I ripped apart an old massage pillow and took out the vibrator. I tie it around the head of my dick and use a cheap dollar store glowwand and fuck the shit out of my ass, ramming it into my prostate.

I cum in like twenty seconds but damn does it feel good. No homo though.

>over at friends house
>drinking and smoking out in the garage
>he's got 2 younger sisters
>1 is in that awkward developing phase where you can tell she is going to be super hot one day
>other is older and already fully developed
>dick sucking face, big doe eyes, nice perky tits, wide hips, fat ass, thicc thighs
>drink and smoke a lot
>p fucked up
>crash on the couch downstairs
>everyone goes off to bed
>start to think about boning his sister
>fappan
>all of a sudden movement upstairs
>oh fuck
>put dick away, pull shorts up
>they head for the stairs, start coming down them
>oh shit, pull up blankets, pretend to be asleep
>they come down stairs and head thru the living room to kitchen
>after they pass me i look to see who it is
>its the older of the two sisters
>in sheer panties and a cami
>starts whipping shit up in the kitchen
>kitchen is open, i can see her from my spot
>starts to dance erotically while cooking and sliding around the kitchen to the fridge
>dick is diamonds
>fap "discretely"
>cum fucking buckets into my hand
>lay there pretending to be asleep trying not to fall asleep waiting for her to go back upstairs

no other fap has compared to that one, it was glorious

>>723782659
ever since my ex ive been into armpits (not hairy). She asked me to lick her armpits while kissing her neck and all that shit and it caused DIAMONDS. Most girls ive been with like it too when in the heat of the moment.

>>723782787
>no homo
kek, you do you literally

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>>723782955
call it gay or not, my family is pretty much ridden with prostate cancer. I'll be most likely getting it once I'm old and gray. Best thing I saw was stimulation of the fucker to help prevent it.

Ofcourse, this led to actual penetration, and it wasn't too bad tbh. But its more of a taboo secret I have.

>>723782841
sounds hot, I also do the fapping discretely when i sleep over at my friends house. I "sleep" in the living room on purpose because she walks around in her panties too when in the kitchen.

>>723782887
Not the same but my ex used to ask me to suck her toes and like the footfag i am i really enjoy it. God, those were delicious

Nothing has ever gone up my ass. WTF is wrong with you faggots.

>>723783421
Nothing has gone up my ass but you're just being a faggot if you judge others for getting off

>>723783296
im not into feet atm but if i ever have a gf that asks me to do that with her feet it'll probably lead to a foot fetish. Most of my fetishes including the armpit one are because of past girlfriends.

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>>723783421
Afraid it'll turn you gay?

Perhaps if you weren't so insecure about your own sexuality you'd be willing to step outside your little fapbox.

>>723783421
You're on 4chan, what did you expect? If u have never shove something in your ass you're literally a faggot

>>723783421
that wont be true when you get a prostate exam

>>723783693
You guys tell these guys. The guy who spoke of eliminating ass cancer in his family is smart too

>>723783636
exactly like at a certain point it just gets boring doing the same old thing all the time. Try something new, live a little.

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>>723783899
that's what got me into it
aside with some help from >>723783084

>>723783193
used to hang out with this chick who always walked around in a towel, soaking wet, she was a little thing too, nearly a little person. she had tremendous daddy issues and a rape fetish and shit would get very interesting at her place

>>723783899
This. Not in the masturbation part, but when i told my girl that i have foot det8sh she agreed to let me suck her toes, the first time she was confusedbofbcourse but sometime latet she started to enjoy it, she now says it feels great

>>723773593
I masturbate to voyeur vids or 'toilet hidden cam' the asians are fucking professionals on the field

I fap to heterosexual porn

Nothing to crazy, I enjoy fappin while wearing a rubber. I haven't done it in a while but I might pick it up again.

>>723783567
Lol you faggot.

>>723785700
>not sucking a black dick everyday
Lol, spot the home of sexual

>>723782107

notconcerned.gif

>>723786714
Faggot.fag

>>723775021
Post pic of her?

>>723777435
What's it called when you do this? Because when bored I'll edge hour an hour maybe 2 if I have nothing to do it's kinda annoying sometimes tbh

>>723773593

I just rub my peepee until the white stuff comes out. Regular style.

>>723779389
Post pics ?

>>723785057
Youre the biggest faggot here

>>723773705
What in masturbation?

>>723787301
nicely memed

>>723787082
I dont have pictures ofvhercpussy, shes not into that. But i can post a clothed pic of her if uvwant. Cropped of course

>>723776634
Nice feet

>>723773593
Story time
> Be me, 19
> Beta, horny virgin, wants to fuck something
> 3/10 skinny chick, desires me. Do not want.
> She asks me to come over one night
> Whynot.jpg
> Sit around and talk awkwardly for a while
> Fuckthisshit.mp3 "Let's do something interesting"
> She agrees to strip poker
> Awkward as fuck, but I cheat and get her naked. Occationally lose on purpose to keep her in the game.
> Actually has 7.45/10 body
> Time for next step "Come here". Cuddle action starting.
> Still awkward, but less tension.
> My virgin brain engages porn mode
> Goes down on her without proper foreplay
> She seems to enjoy it
> Porn mode asks here for 69, she agrees reluctantly
> She sits on top, puts her pussy on my face
> Accidentally moves her butthole down onto my nose at the moment of inhalation
> Extreme shit smell, fuck fuck
> Somehow keep my cool, makes no sound, creates mental therapy in my mind to get over it and keep going
> She won't touch my dick, but I keep lickaroo-ing her.

.. continued from >>723787912
> Porn mode activate. I ask her to blow me.
> She says no
> I lickaroo some more instead
> Porn mode activated, engage next position. It's time to fuck
> She lays on her back
> I sit between her legs, aim my dick for her pussy
> Tries to put it in. Won't go in.
> Try spreading, push again where I think the hole is
> Tip makes it in
> Try to push more in
> Tip is stuck here.
> Try to do fucking with only tip stuck inside, more dry than sahara.
> Actually feels good man.
> Notice she is trying to stop me
> Ohshit, pull out and start jacking off
> After 34 seconds, cum on her stomach
> She goes to wash
> Comes back
> Says sorry for not getting it in
> She starts crying
> Spend next 2 hours making her comfortable again
> Never talked to her again

>>723773593
Furry stuff, traps/twinks, impregnation/creampie stuff, and specifically close ups of cocks as they're cumming. I like watching it throb and pulse, and the balls lurching.

>>723781613
The smell. You didn't think of the smell you stupid bitch.

>>723787730
Yup that's fine post crippled clothes pics

Ok here we go.

>use my wife's rabbit vibrator on the end of my dick (with my head sandwiched between the rabbit part and the shaft) and in my butt with the rabbit part on my perineum.
>made a penis pump from a thick plastic bottle and a brake bleeding vaccuum kit, have absolutely no need for it to get hard but I just like the feeling of pumping the shit out of my dick.
>have also made several fake vaginas out of various bottles, sponges and gloves.
>fill my ass with those gel balls that expand in water (florists use them for fancy displays or some shit) and then shit them out onto a towel while I jerk off
>record myself jerking off and then jerk off to myself jerking off next time I jerk off.

>>723782841
You are an idiot. Dude she was making noise, dancing and probs other things knowing you were on the couch. she wanted Ypu to wake up and hang with her. She knew you were wake but pretending to be a sleep. Now you are for sure the beta she knew you were. Fucking moron.

>>723788334
Idk, if they smelled bad they aint gonnabwear them

Fingering my asshole while fapping. Makes it sooooo much better

>>723788816
Why?

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You always have 3-5 ejaculation bursts when you cum.
Hold back the first ejaculation burst by flexing your kegels really hard. The next bursts will be super powerful when you release.

As the opossite of some dudes, i cant cum. My gf is really upset abouit it, she think she sucks at sex but no, shes awesome. I just can really cum when i masturbate. Idk what to do

>>723789263
Is not a erection thing?

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>>723788545
Jerk-ception

>>723789369
Actually I have thought about filming myself jerking off to myself jerking off, but I need another phone or at least a webcam.

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Before I got a fleshlight, I fashioned stupid masturbation toys from whatever I found around the house.
Regularly used a towel wrapped around a small plastic bag with tape around the towel to keep it tight. Never really enjoyed using a plastic bag, despite lubing properly, and later learnt that normal people just use a condom for that.

One time I got creative
> Attached the towel-contraption to a power tool (a small mechanical saw).
> Towel wrapped too tightly
> Force dick inside anyways
> Hurts. Blood from tip of the dick
> Abort, tend to bleeding.
> Power tool never got the chance to perform
> sadly, this is a true story

>>723790128
This holds no interest for me whatsoever, but the fascination factor alone is through the roof. You should do this.

You have a laptop with cam. You have a phone. Figure it out.

i spam porn gif in the chat of on freind then she look those gifs and wants to fuck me

>>723788754
Why would they not wear them, Anon? How high are you typing this shit and trying to respond? For the love of god!

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Does anyone else see how unusually bad the grammar in this thread is? It seems like out of the ordinary. Seems fucking really weird /b/....