Dedicated to Bill "Hudson" Paxton he's in heaven's

>>723767407
stop posting you autist

fucking go to /soc/ god damn

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damn, that's a downer.
Let's get the mood back up~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6k8mAUfyGU

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>>723767658
why don't YOU go to /soc/? You know I won't be there~!

sleepy buddy. just hit two keef bowls. got work in the morning.

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>>723767407
hey friend. i've still been drinking this. although i haven't had a drink in almost a week, which is surprising to me. might join you tonight though

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>>723767959
wow, surprised you made it to the end of that sentence. Get to bed, buddy~

and I like doing this here because weirder things can happen.

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>>723767959
>>723768058

Yeah, i probably should. sleept ight my ole friend. its hard typing when my laptop is on my chest. sorry.

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>>723768025
wow, looks.. strong! and yeah, join me, unless you got shit to do tomorrow

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What's going on in here?

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>>723768216
i just read that. im gone. sorry,

>>723768058
>and I like doing this here because weirder things can happen.
fuck you, like what? bunch of underage faggots post trap porn? muh /b/ right?

>>723768226
oh s

>>723767407
shouldn't you be watching a my little pony show right about now?

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>>723768216
ALBINO ABE LINCOLN!
>>723768314
drinkin', lincoln, thinkin'.

>>723768226
still unemployed, couch surfing, ugly and no future?
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
just kidding
but seriously off yourself

bill who

>>723767407

delete these threads you attention seeking faggot

>>723768387
Do the world a favor and pull a Bill Paxton.

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>>723768385
To be fair he's an actual /b/ personality that isn't a shitty drawfag.

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>>723768335
well alright, ya got me there. But y'never know.
>>723768385
why? really, I need a reason here, c'mon

>>723768387
What are you thinking of, o wise independent thinker?

>>723768497
>he's an actual /b/ personality
wrong
he's a fat fucking loser who's too stupid to find /soc/
apparently he deals with so much hatred in his everyday life (again, he's a fat, ugly loser) that he doesn't mind that /b/ hates his obese guts

kys faggot

>>723767407
I see you on here all the time and I really like what you do, man

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>>723768495
he was a prolific actor that was in kickass movies, died at a halfway decent age.. sounds like a good idea, actually
>>723768559
what the world's gonna be like this christmas, got a long year ahead.

A bridge somewhere is missing a jumper

>>723768754
do you? you really?

>>723767407
You know what? I hope YOU'RE having a good night. Btw, can you drink this Friday? I wanna see your face while I'm drunk.

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>>723768754
I like to share a good time, if I can!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8vPEjioirE

>>723768787
Damn, I didn't know Bill Paxton died, a terrible shame.

And the world will be fine by Christmas.

>>723767658
fuck off
Uncle /b/ will always be welcome here

>>723768975
You're fucking face is just like, warm and fuzzy, like if the essence of feel good was a real thing, it'd be your face mate

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Yo b/ro gotta say ive seen ur posts on soc and b man..

It takes a brave man to make threads like these on b/ take the backlash like a fucking man on the chin and still have a good additude..

Hats off to u my man

-pic related-

Also heres my ugly mug

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>>723768872
No, I'm just posting to be a prick
>Inb4 sarcasm
Yes that's the point

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>>723768967
I certainly am, got two tallboys and two 40s to go~
and yeah, open on friday!

>>723769199
Yeah, it takes a real man to act like an attention whore and an annoying faggot at the same time.

>>723769199
Dubs of the stoned looking asian devil

>>723769232
Thanks you big loveable grizzly bear.

>>723769358
>asian
well, there's at least one fucking mongoloid in here

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>>723769094
yep, but we all gotta go some time.
>>723769135
aw hell, I'm goin' all red~
>>723769199
I'm a positive kinda guy, thanks very much. Nice mug, bro!

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>>723767407
I been expecting batman, I have a new meme for you to rate

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>>723769346
kek

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>>723769358
I was gonna say more like the lucifer of berlin that toured with a punk band in the early 80s
>>723769372
sure thing, you person of indetmerinable appearance and nature!
>>723769520
ain't that the truth.

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Damn, thought this was a FUN ZONE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO3i-7DYlCM

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>>723767407
Smash or Pass?

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>>723770795

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Having a road soda

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>>723771186
Cap! hey bro, is that you behind that pop?

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number 2, Raspberry.. shit's gonna give me a hangover, so sugary

How much beer do you drink?

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>>723771557
Hear my story
>I buy some lube & some condoms
>No Gf, just have a no-mess type of fap
>Cute Cashier says "Got plans tonight?"
>Me: "That depends, what time do you get off work?"
>Banned from target

>>723771291
Indeed good sir

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>>723767407
Oh shit watup,

>>723771785
kek

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>>723771785
a powerful amount, but all for under 9 bucks~
>>723771803
that was like eating a box of cupcake mix, you gotta prepare, bake, and use icing with cherries, bruh.

>>723767407
god, fuck off already

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>>723771858
Cheers, friend! how'd the weekend go?
>>723771907
much, apparently. Suicide Squad was apparently oscar gold, which is up for thoughts, I guess?
also, this Raz-ber-Rita tastes like a popsicle made of melted candy and sweat..

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>>723767407
Hey nickle. Just found out my ex probably cheated on me when we where together so that's something.

>>723767407
The only guy ever killed by Alien, Predator, and Terminator. RIP.

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>>723772186
that's why it's an ex-situation, I mean.. you don't need her back, do you?
>>723772192
an Ultimate Badass, even if he got pretty whiny a bit.
"WHY DON'T YOU PUT HER IN CHAAARGE?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZWvsIBrfxM&t=4s

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>>723772526
you ever notice in that scene as they're falling back to the hall, you can spot Gorman on the left, firing his gun with no blast?

>>723772526
No but I sure as hell miss the sex. That's the real shitty part. I can't talk to girls so I'm not getting laid anymore

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>>723773022
I can understand that.. and yeah, sex is pretty excellent.
Are you looking to not get stung again by the ladies, or what?

>>723773238
Terrible social skills and I find women to be crazy

>>723767407
Great to see you bud, makes me want to open another beer instead of goin to bed

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>>723773869
you're not wrong, that's for sure.
I ain't got a great answer, I don't even know how a schlub crap like me landed the missus, but we're still at it after almost two years.
You've gotta approach girls with absolutely zero interest in yourself, make the party about them, but in slow increments. Women love to be loved and know love.
..I think

>>723774367
Like how you added the i think at the end lol exactly how i feel

Why does this fat fuck keep seeking /b/ for attention?

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>>723774165
perhaps that's for the best, buddy. I got a ton of time tonite, wish you could join in, unless you can?
moved into my room, by the way, more comfy

>>723774720
Already there bud lol fisting another beer right now

>>723774720
>>723774922
Also getting a stinky bowl going

>>723774367
Sometimes you just get lucky I suppose. I dated her for a year but oh well

The god has returned,how have you been

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>>723774545
life's a goddamn mystery at the best of times, I wish I could help out a lot more. I been in plenty of bars, plenty of parties, plenty of patios and porches, one-
wait, hang on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp78kGMYTI8

atmosphere~
one thing it always comes down to is life and what the fuck one does with it! Frankly, that feels like the idea, life is the big, stumbling, clumsy effort one gives towards something great or good.

>>723767658
Newfag detected

>>723774720
Bruh you back to the grind? Drinking every night? I thought the doctor told you to cut down?

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>>723767407
Stop drinking so much bro, take care of yourself because Trump wont.

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>>723774922
>>723775032
right in one, let's do it brother~!
CHEERS
>>723775085
I know I'm gonna fuck this up any second and lose the woman I am probably gonna try and propose to sometime this year.. here's hoping I don't fuck up~
>>723775122
Oh c'mon, I'm just a man, with a man's courage.
Life's been okay, how'boutcha?

>>723775443
What did you do to that cup bro? It looks so vindictive lol

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>>723775239
it's my third nite in a week and a half, get off me! work's gonna tie me up soon, I'm getting my fun in.
>>723775356
I appreciate the concern, but I'll be good. Besides, I'm one'a them legal aliens~
seriously though, fuck that guy. If he messes around and reverses legal weed, legal same-sex marriage and.. I'unno, something else, he is gonna make an enemy of this country.

>>723775443
Pretty good myself man, great seeing you here

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>>723767407
Hey nickel :)

It's your xmas eve buddy, member? Miss you friendo!

Drinking my new favorite drink.. absolut with pineapple juice. It's basically a screwdriver, but actually tasty.

I have a question

>>723775751
Yea i camt believe he wamts to touch the weed subject. I cant smoke it do to randoms in my line of work. But i did before and there is nothing wrong with it.

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>>723775691
Bunta? he's got a passive interest in anything you set him next to, but he's a christmas gift so I can't just whip him into the sidewalk.
>>723775756
likewise, friendo, what's up?

>>723776032
lol well take care of him i guess, im sure he'd give you the same look if you dropped him

>>723776032
i say this to you every time i see this god damn thread
fuck yourself and go to /soc/
youre like this hamplanet back in high school who always thought he was funny and clever every time he said something, but nobody laughed.
just glanced out the corner of their eye and maybe grinned in disgust.
you're fucking sad dude.

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>>723775947
howdy, Xmas! you can pick your own name, just gotta keep track of folks! And that actually sounds good, like a.. yellow drill? NEEDS MOAR NAME
sure, fire away
>>723775986
I think nationwide legalization would be a boon to the economy, dammit. Shit, the price of snacks would go up, but that's about it.

>>723775751
Just checking up bruh no harm. Thanks for the posts I enjoy them

>>723767658
You fucking faggot newbie bitch. Fuck off. Op rules and contributes more to this "community" than you ever have/will.

>>723768463
Newfag detected

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>>723776224
Stfu and leave him alone pussy. I dont see u having the balls to post your pic and talk in here, faggot

>>723767658
This
Fuck off, OP.
sage

>>723776379
suck his fucking cock then you big fucking gay faggot.
that anon can do whatever the fuck he wants and you cant do fucking shit about it newfag.
thats why /b/ died because of fucking pussies like you who cater to these fat attention whores.
now go back to one of your porn threads and fuck off for the night.

>>723776224
I doubt anyone thought you were cool enough to laugh at when you were in HS, prob why you bitchin in this thread instead of just looking the other way and staying in your gay and trap threads.

>>723776379
This

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>>723776447
whaaaaaaaaaaaaa ima fucking baby ima fuckkin cryyyy
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
do something about it you lil pussy bitch

>>723776505
This is a confused-ass post, m8. You really are new here and know nothing about what made b great. Gb2reddit.

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>>723776194
I keep things clean all the time, 'cept my mind~
these cups come from some shop in plano called Shiso, I'ma go get more, the box showed 4 other designs. We already lost Paxton, I don't wanna break my favorite booze and beer vessel.
>>723776309
ya welcome, and thankee for the kind words~

let's jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Q9tWJJ0Xc

>>723776605
Looks more like you're the one crying, nice comeback, fuckn baby

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>>723776224
>>723776496
>>723776517

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>>723776517
LOL someones triggered
did i strike a chord with you?
must of hit close to home?

>>723767407
crackin open some beers for bill tonight as well. Cheers.

Hey man, did you see someone started a "who hates this motherfucker as much as i do" thread? Not sure why, you've always seemed positive and cool to me. *shrug* maybe alcoholics stick together.

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standing orderrr to all the summershits..
YUH FIIIRED.

>>723767407
Respect, /b/ro - hope you're having a good one

>>723776674
that's so fucking ironic since i was one of the organizers for project chantology back in 07.
i bet you never even went to the 4chan panels at otakon either?
not that you would know anything about old-/b/ though.
the fact the 4chan panel was canceled in 08 due to anons chanting nigger at the top of their lungs, so loud you could hear it in the traders forum.
you're probably from 2014.
but yeah don't mind me ima confused newfag... hahahhahahahahahaha
oh the irony.
let the real frogs play.

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>>723776271
Yellow drill sounds stupid, this is an ass-kicker, since the proportions I do is 50/50 :D Maybe "Death Island"

My question was my name. Don't want to be Xmas. Will you make a mental note to remember "S3RA"? That's me.

I'm going to search some tunes to post ITT

>pic related, got a new laptop this month and copied over this screen because it actually meant a lot to me

>>723776786
LOL more like you the one triggered, you're the one been bitchn the whole time in the first place, don't think you bait just cause ppl respond to your trollin

What's going on my nigga?
Ignore the hating faggots, I like you being here. :D

>>723776985
Gr8 b8 m8 I r34 8/8

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>>723776834
2016 was still looking for more celebs to devour, I guess.
And I try to be, even though I ain't above cold rage. But hey, I'm trying to bring fun into lives as often as I can, since my life's simple and all. Hope you're doing well!

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>>723777018
keep replying kiddo, that's how we know you're definitely not trolled.
youre literally sitting here defending a fat sweaty fuck who has no friends so he sits on /b/ and makes threads to talk to himself.
whos the mentally ill one here now?
pfffffttttttt..... hahahahahahahahahhahahah
your delusions are on tranny levels

Anyone remember 2008?

>>723776985
I came here from FYAD when moot got banned from something awful, so I do In fact predate you by a couple of years. Lol.

>>723777299
You're putting more effort into this thread than anyone shitfucker

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>>723777198
"wow someone said something that i don't believe, so it must be b8. yup, nobody else can believe it except me. i deem it b8."

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>>723777005
it's in a safe place, it's actually a pretty cool name~
And congrats, buddy! Hope it's serving your needs as feverishly as a butler powered by guzzolene and tea biscuits. And yeah, yeah! Tune it up~
>>723777029
what it is, buddy! how are ya?

>>723777299
Literally gay. This guy is cool. Way better than trap/fb fap/area code/celeb threads. At least he engages people. Besides this. What threads do YOU actually come to /b/ for. Be honest and try not to insult me. Answer the question.

>>723777632
i dont make threads because OP is a faggot
i lurk and retain information and post according to my interests.
this fat fuck is not one of my interests.
i look forward to ruining every one of his threads and have already been doing so for many months now.

>>723767407
It's Big Smoke.

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>>723777518
I'm doing good, should be sleeping to go to school tomorrow. I know you might not remember me, but I just want you to know that it makes me happy seeing your thread and your happy face. Brightens my day if I am ever sad. Thanks for that my man.

I still have this pic saved. I have to go, but can you remember my nickname, "Mikey"? I'd appreciate it my man.

>>723777726
Nice hobby. Not like you have much to do other than that. What are you fuckn 15?

>>723777777

>>723777726

Why don't you sage your comments then?

You keep bumping. You're just helping our Emperor Nickel out

lrn2fuckshitup nub

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>>723777412
says the guy who HAS to reply every time i post
go on, reply to this, you won't
big ole pussy i know you have to do it
its just itching you to reply to me
do it.... do it faggot

>>723777726
LOL, agreed

>>723777726
I think your concept of "ruining" these threads is greatly overrated. You're quite literally the only troll and typically no one agrees with your opiniom. Op basically owned your shit and you come off as a jealous little twat.

>>723778059
you're a gay fucking retard and obviously a newfag
that's not what sage is for dumbfuck
also i can have this thread removed any time of day, you're playing my game.
best remember that there are actual oldfags lurking.

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>>723777928
jesus, I think that was when I burnt a finger lighting a smoke or flipped out about something weird~
I'm glad to be helpful, Mikey, have a satisfying nite!

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>>723778191
op owned my shit?
where?
with zero replies?
oh man he got me LOL im so owned dude

>>723778269
>claims to be oldfag
>literally doesn't understand sageing
>makes Op look amazing by comparison

>>723778269
gas yourself oldfag

i've had your IP since you stumbled limp dick into this thread

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>>723778059
sorry buddy, but I don't wanna be an emperor, that's not my brand.
I don't wanna admin or curate anyone, I should like to entertain everyone, if possible
dude, girlstyle, b-tard, fag.

1.) If you press your right palm against your nose and strongly inhale right now, what does it smell of?

2.) Do you believe that you could hammer a standard roofing nail through your tongue into a wood board if you would immediately receive $10,000 for doing so?

3.) Why do you not laugh as much as you use to?

>>723777336
SA era 4chan FTW. Back when there literally were no rules and Moot was a roofle owned scrub-ass grandma in FYAD.

>>723778516
>sits on /b/
>talks to strangers over the internet
>argues with strangers over the internet
>supports fat, clearly mentally challenged man be manchild on japanese imageboard
>gets mad when people call him out
>might be as retarded as the OP himself
its hard actually imagining people like you actually exist on this gay earth
I bet you're one of those liberal cocksucks too

>>723778475
Dude. You are gay.

>>723778580
yeah then whats my ip you stupid fuck?
post it, do it
post it!
post my fucking ip!
fuck with me, do it!

>>723778740
Just... just stop. Go post a trap thread.

>>723776985
It seems to me like you just went on Encyclopedia Dramatica and Know Your Meme and got a bunch information and spouted it like an autist.

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>>723767407
Yo what's up I used to drink those in high school xD I'm new here but I like your posts lol they make me laugh! How are you on this fine night ? And have you been here for a long time ?

>>723777336
oh wow something aweful im so fucking scared bro, its like you come from a time of the internet nobody gave a fuck about.
wow, youre so lonely lol.
i actually had to google what FYAD is only to realize its just some shitty subforum from something awful.
wow dude, youre really interesting
you browsed a forum moot did?!!?!?
no fucking way man thats huge how did that go did you get to shake his hand?
the fact youre still defending moot after he sold us out is even more hilarious.
i prefer W.T. Snacks.

>>723778884
thats literally all you got?
i blew you out that hard you got nothing?
lol looks like i win another one anon

>>723778889
because you dont have any actual real information to back yourself up, so you chose to nitpick my post based on factual information that actually happened.
i'll take "scrawny white kid who lives at home" for 500, bill.

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>>723778698
hang on..
1.) a bit of handsoap and spicy nacho Doritos
2.) actually, yes, I bit thru my tongue when I was a kid after going to the dentists, plus if I aim carefully, I'll miss that big vein in there.
3.) I preferred to laugh more than back then, world's a hard, cold place sometimes~

>>723778951
heh, wine coolers were my poison back then.
How do, you? I'm doing better and better, having a fun thread.. been fooling around with this for about 5 years now

>>723779038
Christ you're obsessed. Smoke a joint and chill or sometning. You're really gaying up B more than usual. Also, stop being so mad about the fact that people here predate your sad little bubble of 4chan experience. It's just a shitty porn board.

>>723778794
the "i cant think of a reply fast enough so heres my reply" reply

>>723779374
Samefag x 10000000000000 in this thread. Pls go.

>>723779038
Dude... Something Awful was a website. Anon was refering to the website. If you were actually an oldfag, you'd have known that.

>>723779219
What the fuck are you going on about, m8?

>>723779479
Don't bother reasoning with Uber 4chan master. You'll only end up hurting his feelings when you make him realize he's a newfag.

>>723768638
Don't you have any rituals you think other people would find funny?

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>>723779337
you cant predate me on a site i dont fucking visit.
you can only predate me on /b/ and ive been here since the beginning so no, sorry, you fail at that one again.
you lose, good day to you sir.

>>723778080
Reply

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shots fired, on both sides! Now I know how jerry springer feels~

next can! this is gonna be sickening, can't wait for the two 40s of Steel

>>723779479
no ebaumsworld, reddit, 4chan, bestgore, liveleak, YTMND, pown.it, those are sites.
something awful was a place that literal retards went to feel special about their special little edge they carved into their katanas.

>>723767791
Couldn't expect any better from a 12 year old.
Fucks sake dickle...
Fuck off. The only reason your threads last is because you reset your IP after creating so you can bump your own thread.

>>723776379
>attention whore
>contributes

Kill yourself

>>723779654
This makes no sense. If you knew something awful and FYAD and the SA anime board, you'd know that moot got banned from there and then immediately started 4chan (and subsequently /b/). Meaning, you're far, faaaaaar btfo and predated. By literally years. So. Yeah, you missed out on old /b/ and the fact that threads like this kept the community aspect of /b/ alive. So, just stop being a faggot and go away.

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>>723779912
well, let's not make it about me, man..
c'mon, what's on your mind?

>>723779666
thanks for proving youre my bitch lol

> Yeah pretty good, I'm drinking this
When thats all you have to offer, something is clearly wrong.

>>723780086
That you're a samefagging faggot and your threads only last because you bump them yourself.

I thought that was pretty clear based on my post.

>>723779828
>when anon has to literally research and cite "sources" to prove... sometning. And still comes up as a newfag.

>>723780121
No prob Bob

Every once in a while I'll see your thread and know that there's a good time within; you look like a big sweet heart.

Also I can't help but read your posts in a Welsh accent, might be the glasses?

>>723780260
My post. Me me me. Your an equal at attention whoring to op.

>>723780082
yeah ill take "things that never happened" for 500, bill.
you got proof ? lmao no one even cares
youre the only one circle jerking over moot here
the guy who, dont you forget, sold us out.
yeah, looks like 4chan meant a lot to him.
the only thing 4chan was to moot was an outlet so he could spout his stupid fucking opinions and when it became over inflated and over stipulated he jumped ship and gtfo.
look at that shit, he couldnt even handle owning one fucking site full of anime faggots.
and least not forget he only made this site because he is a stupid cuck who needed his own safespace, because, according to your wording, he got himself banned from something awful.
so in theory moot and you are so retarded you had to come here and find a safe space to feel happy and spew your countless opinions to anons who literally give zero fucks about your entire existance.
all in all, you should probably end it soon.
your life isnt looking all that good m8.
also, i dont give a fuck what moot did on FYAD. you're the only one who seems to give a fuck.
ive been here since the beginning, you obviously have not.

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>>723780260
even if it was true, would all that effort be worth it? I'm here for fun with strangers, sometimes it doesn't happen, no big deal to me, life exists outside of all this.
I don't even know how to reset my IP, that'd probably break something on this old laptop of mine

>>723780306
what? are you assuming knowledge of those sites is so coveted that not any normal user knows of them?
oh boy
here, have some secret nazi
pown(.)it/72

>>723780457
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you??

>>723780395
That doesn't make any sense.
But since you were stupid enough to post that, explaining why would be pointless.

>>723780547
>knows resetting IP allows samefag bumping
>claims not to know how.

C'mon dickle, You do it often.

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>>723780337
I'd prefer a brummie accent or maybe liverpool, since I identified heavily with Dave Lister back in high school. Bum, loves lager and spicy food with rice

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>>723780683
I'm sorry, did I win? it looks to me like i did
you have nothing to reply with? lol btfo

LOL so much trigger, I'm just gonna smoke a bowl and eat a cookie

>>723780796
What's not to understand? You troll op's threads and are constantly drawing attention to yourself. It's a clear case of jealousy. How does this literally take any explaining? Just stop.

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>>723781010
I reload the page manually, or restart the laptop when the site shits itself, does that do it?

>>723781010
he's playing dumb on /b/ of all places
of course he knows how to fucking ip renew

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>>723781052
yeah, I'ma go cop a pee break for about a minute..

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FUCKING AJAX SOAP
IT'S NAMED AFTER THE GREEK HERO

>huge frame
>collosal stature
>rippling muscles
>strongest of the Achaeans
HE'S STRONGER THAN GREECE
STRONGER THAN GREASE EVEN

>>723781023
Mother of God I can see it all too well

>>723781393
FUCKING MILO,,,,

do you even have eyes?

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>>723781516
I've heard of being rock hard but this is ridiculous!

sup tophat. I am currently drinking bud ice and eating a plate of legit messcan carnitas that by mexican friend that barley speaks english and is here in texas on a work visa gave me. I went to one of his family parties full of illegals and they treated by white ass like a show pony.

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>>723781393
SOAP SO EPIC, IT WASHES PLATOS.
>>723781505
first episode I saw was when they threw that party for Kryten when he was being replaced, loved the vibe~
>>723781516
did ancient astronauts troll the oceans of earth?

>>723781264
i wish i knew how to do that so I could fuck with camwhores that i talk shit to and get banned from their rooms. the vpn doesnt always work

>>723781655
Same thing happened to me when I hung with bunch of kenyans

>>723781655
my dubs failed me. so many typos in my post

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>>723781620
GETTIN' RIGHT ABOUT AT THE LIMIT OF YOUR SHIT, CARLOS
>>723781655
..well, are they pretty tasty?

>>723781849
dude, they are so happy to be cool with an american white person that they fucking treat you like the guest of honor. those messcan parties are amazing. i eat and drink for free, leave with a shit ton of leftovers, and they all act like it would be an honor if i found a chick there that I wanted to fuck. this is not an exaggeration

>>723768787
just started watching "Training Day" the series
>what a shame this show has now dieded too

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>>723781999
that's for damn sure, at least with mexicans~
>>723782014
geez, first Lethal Weapon, now Training Day? when's that aaron sorken TV show of Bad Boys 2 coming out..


shit, we need tunes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gkhtYE7ijU

>>723781897
honestly, messcan carnitas are no different than a typical texas pork roast. except our pork roasts dont include the pig hide/skin. So yeah, some bites are like chewing on a pork flavored baseball glove

>>723781999
Ya, I was catered to and treated like a king the whole time and they were offering up the girls to meet and dance with me lol

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>>723782191
sometimes, it takes a week of crock-potting until the good shit is left~
FUCK, I've got a hankering for it now.. menudo with a whole lime's juice in her..

>>723781204
That's some grade A retard right there.
I actually feel embarrassed for you

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>>723782193

>>723782164
Paxton was the lead character in the series
> power watch it ...its up to episode 4 currently

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>>723782388

How are you doing, Fripozo?. I want to see your next video

>>723781252
No.
Funnily enough though, you've admitted to having a bank of images saved that you reuse, yet the filename always matches the date.

You actually rename old images before posting.

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>>723782451

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>>723782539

>>723782332
its fucking fun as shit. you get rewarded for not being cool to them and not showing any signs of racism or nationalism.
>then Im cussing fucking wetbacks when Im shitting lava into my toilet the next day

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>>723782422
aw hell.
>>723782512
oh, you're a cutie~
>>723782532
cam does that, no one should be that driven to play with themselves.
then again.
>>723782539
I'm not gonna lie, that pose and text is kinda dynamic.
Stay away from fingers, kids.

>>723782357
i learned from my work visa messcan friend's family cooking that pozole beats the shit out of menudo. It also doesnt have the unchewable stomach meat

>>723782717
¿Hablas español, putito?

>>723782679
fuck. you get rewarded for being cool to them. my drunk fingers are drunk

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>>723782823
oh helllll, now we got a food war on our hands and I'm fucking starving now. Wish grandma was here.. homemade flour tortillas, pan dulce, carnitas, tortilla soup, flan, beef tacos.. fuuuuck..

>>723782938
un poquito, mariposa~

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>>723781655
Fuck you...
Im tophat and I say dickle is an attention whore.

His threads are still better than half of what's in /b/ these days.

>>723782947
lol its cool, my drunk eyes make up for that

>>723783217
Hey OP. Please give an advice.

24 years virgin.

Implicating you're not wizard

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>>723782164
I had to get this image out of my head and onto the screen immediately, poor quality and all.
You make wonderful JoJo poses my dude

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Hey buddy. Not drinking tonight, but I took 2 10mg oxycodone pills earlier and I'm feeling proper jammed. Love your threads man

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Mentally challenged fat alcoholic

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music mode: reflective chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiUYFZXy_zc


>>723783330
Gotta admit, he's right about that hat, I sport a bowler hat, Tophat's got a real nice tophat.
Also, thanks for the kudos, buddy~
>>723783594
that depends, you looking for an overnite bed-warmer or someone you could love?
the trick with finding a partner to sleep with, regardless of gender or what have you, is to make that the absolute LAST priority in anything, preceded only by talking about yourself too much
Be inquisitive, curious, conversational, and kind.. opens all kinds of doors AND opportunities.

>>723783596

do you ever get tired of being a fat sack of shit? I mean, really, is there a single time you've showered and not felt an unending sense of guilt, shame, and disgust, as you have to wash under several folds that your body has created over the years of abuse and shitty sugary beverage consumption (i'm looking at you 'beer-rita').

jesus christ, when was the last time you saw your dick?

>>723783788
You like drinking fat alcoholic?
Hohoho we can be friends.

How often do you drink the fat alcoholic?

This is the depth of dickle replies

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>>723783788
yah maybe but he's surely not alone on /b/

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>>723767407
I thought you were a myth but now i know you are real

>Dope

>>723783676
proper jammed was always my problem with oxy. well, oxycontin. people were amazed how long I could hoard a bottle of that wonderful hillbilly heroin but to me it was easy. if i took that shit more than once a day or once a day for 2 or more days in a row then I couldnt shit for like a week. and when i finally did it was like shitting out a mailbox.

>>723784058
>Game Over

>>723783941
It's a school night honey, go to sleep.

>>723784056
why do you think guinness is the best fucking beer?
i swear to god i see a guinness poster on /b/ every night and it's you.

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>>723783596
that is amazing, holy cow! heheheh, I'm tickled to the max, thanks <3
>>723783676
as long as your riding a good vibe, regardless of origins! Glad you're relaxing maximum, friend.
>>723783788
s'alright, nobody's perfect~
>>723783941
only had two 40s of steel tonite, had to supplement.
and I took a piss about half an hour ago, so... about half an hour ago.
>>723783998
I really hope you don't have a pet.

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>>723783903
Don't pretend you don't remember tophat.
An entire thread querying you in why you're such an attention whore and posting a pic at the end....
You remember.

Surely you remember this pic?

>>723784217
Just want to say it's pretty cool to see you on here every couple of weeks. You're an alright dude. Have a nice night.

>>723784184
i swear the SJW's that defend dickle are just as fat if not fatter than him
it's probably because you can actually relate to a hambeast that you get so up in arms about it.

>>723784333
The skeleton's what?

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>>723784192
son go back on your meds......
>you autistic little faggot

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>>723784138
yeah this was day 2 and I'm gonna need to take a break or I'm gonna blow out my o-ring with a massive shit

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>>723784058
I'm more than a myth..
I'm a friend~
Again, all those with drinks in hand, To Paxton! the sidekick man's arnold schwarzenegger.

CHEERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ
hope we don't lose kurt russel anytime soon..
>>723784138
jesus! ..did it feel better?
>>723784192
Guinness ain't bad, kinda tastes like gouda now and then, plus it's silky for a stout

>>723784413
>>723784422
MAN THE HARPOONS, LADS!
WE GOT OURSELVES SOME WHALES.

>>723784298
but did you get a tophat because I dubbed him tophat? Or did you already have a tophat that felt disrespected by my calling of a bowler hat a top hat?

>>723784463
Jam that harpoon in me, Sailor Daddy

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>>723784298
at the rate I'm pickling my neurons these days? Brother, I'd remember if you showed up more often, but I'm blanking a draw here.
The finger seems familiar though, huh
>>723784319
just doing what I can with what I have.
have a good nite, friend <3
>>723784437
HAHAHAHAHA!! oh damn..

>>723782376
Nice argument. Do us all a favor and fuck off

>>723784697
it's funny because he's right and we're both sitting here laughing at you.
how can you defend such a comedically pathetic retard such as OP.
it makes me think you're either his equivalent or worse.

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I forget if the reply cap is 250, but if it is, lemme just say quick that this was a sterling thread, had me a hell of a time with y'all~

>>723784531
Yes... you called him tophat, then I ran out to wherever the fuck you can buy a tophat, can home, took a pic and posted it...

That is some serious level retard you're playing

>>723785039
the beauty of op is that he is impervious to newfag insults.

>>723784666
Sorry dickle.
Not on often enough to create a persona.
I have a job that takes most of my time, and weekend isn't/b/ priority.

>>723767407
Those clubbed fingernails are a sign of liver, cardiovascular, or lung disease. I'm going with liver.

>>723785488
hitler dubs or not it really sounds like something that you would do considering the pics that you have posted, manlet

>>723784697
Calling your comment out for being retarded isn't an argument.

That youcant uderstand that just proves the point.

>>723785727
Considering the 2 pics.
One from now, one from back when the other thread happened.

That proves what how?

Seems you're retarded and just like to post because it makes you feel accepted.
Also you're a midget. No other reason to bring up Manley unless it was in the front of your mind.

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>>723785676
Fair enough.
>>723785695
is that what it is? huh.

>>723786170
kek.
>manlet detected

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yeah, that's it.
good nite.

Steak or chicken?

>>723786781
Bye

>>723767407
oh no op you drinking that sugary stuff u sad u get hangovers from

>>723786484
You just proved you're a "Manlet"
Well played, feel free to try again.

>>723787482
Dumb faggot got rekt and now 404.
Suck shit you dickle sucker